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Poll: Lord of the Rings Romance Options: Ok, my lovely readers, I have a bit of a dilemma on my hands. I'm working on a new Lord of the Rings fanfiction, and there are two ways I can have it end but I'm not sure which way I want to go, so I'm leaving it up to you. Should I have my OC end up with Haldir or with Thranduil? Vote Now!
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Joined 11-26-10, id: 2631639, Profile Updated: 10-26-15
Author has written 3 stories for Heroes, Avengers, and Captain America.

Hey everyone, yes I deleted a bunch of my stories, but I plan on putting most of them back up after I finish rewriting, and revising them. Don't give up on me just yet.

Love and Peace,


I'm a person of many tastes, I enjoy a good musical, and love horror movies. I like classical music and I love rock. I like sitcoms if they have a good story and I've loved anime since I was in middle school. I've been writing stories since middle school as well a lot of fanfictions that I might post on here, some of my own stories and a couple of attempted novels. I love to hear from my readers so feel free to comment on what you like or dislike.


You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Dear Parents,

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White ran away from home to liv with seven unmarried men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around in the nude. Sleeping Beauty let a complete stranger kiss her then married him. Cinderella lied and snuck after curfew to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.


This is for the people who are homophobic. Get over it!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful..., tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

Most Girls Don't Realize This:

From a Guy to a Girl

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
... not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Writter's Block: when your imaginary friends won't talk to you.

Some people are like slinkys. They're not very useful, but they sure bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, F...uneral Song, End Credits.

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.. As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits – Scarborough Fair- Celtic Woman.

Waking Up –I Will Survive - Stephanie Bentley.

First Day of School – Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely- Backstreet Boys (Very fitting)

Falling in Love –Prisoner- Jeffree Star

Fight Song – A Broken Wing- Martina McBride

Breaking Up –Reprobate Romance- Blacklisted Me

Prom – I See You- Leona Lewis

Life is just...OK - Dragula- Rob Zombie

Mental Breakdown- Illusions- Mark Salling

Driving –Miracles- Insane Clown Posse

Flashback – Boogie Woogie Wu- Insane Clown Posse

Getting Back Together – Dig it- D-Tent Boyz

Wedding –My Valentine - Martina McBride & Jim Brickman

Birth of Child – All or Nothing - Theory of a Deadman

Final Battle – Someone Like You - Adele

Death Scene – Mr. Mom- Lonestar (Ok then...)

Funeral Song – Broken- Seether ft. Amy Lee

End Credits – Why - Seconhand Serenade

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"...
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you dont care if your not popular,you're just who you are.copy and paste this onto your profile and dd your name: Gaara's weakness,Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl,takara963, AlwayzWriting

Weird Questions No One Has the Answers To

Are children who act in R rated films allowed to see them?

If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later?

What idiot put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?

What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens if you turn on the headlights?

Can you breathe out your nose and your mouth at the same time?

Who was the first person to say, 'See that cow there? I'm gonna squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out.'?

Is 'Cute as a button' supposed to be a compliment? Since when were buttons cute?

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt'?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped spot but not illegal go on a handicapped toilet?

Have you every noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, it will come out as 'Woman Hitler'?

What happens if your snot freezes inside your nose?

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is hot and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

Anime is the greatest thing since sliced bread! Agree, then put it in your profile!

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever seen a movie SO many times that you can quote it word for word. And you have at random moments; copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), NicNack4U (Arnold, Aladdin, Captain Jack Sparrow, Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, Crazy Steve, Spencer, Victor van-Dort, Cosmo, Troy Bolton, Chad Danforth, Ryan Evans, Logan Reese, Chase Matthews, Pharaoh Atem/Yami, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devillin, Jafar, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Danny Fenton/Phantom). jafarjasmineforever2005: Jafar, Aladdin, Frollo, and lot's more (There's been tons).Takara410 (Itachi,aladdin,snaraku,seshomaru,sasori ,dei -dei kun Jack sparrow, will turner ,crazy steve, freddy, micheal myer swhen he was younger,hao, zuko and tons more ooh CHASE YOUNG a sexy beast.), AlwayzWriting (Sesshomaru, Koga, Hiei, Warren Peace, Riddick, Vakko, Gary Smith, Bobby Mercer)

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile. (read it ALL the time.)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World,
Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 .
. . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie, book, TV show, et cetera and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, "JUMP, YOU SPARKLEY FAIRY BASTARD!"!!!

The US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINON OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!!0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, Valleygoat,Naru-chan and Kashi-kun, miss-perfections, Mikie-From-Ireland, DarkIsRising, dracohalo117, Dragonknightryu, 117Jorn, MorgothII, DONOVAN94, RozaLove, AlwayzWriting

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I must think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be a Pervert.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life..
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm TEXAN , so I MUST wear a cowboy hat.
I'm a GEEK so I MUST want to be something like a lawer or doctor.
I'm a BOOKWORM so I MUST be smart.
I like Shopping at Ambercrombie so I MUST be a prep.
I have BLOND HAIR, so I MUST be easy.
I PLAY SPORTS, so I MUST be a tomboy.
I am DIFFERENT , so I MUST be a freak.
I wear BRIGHT COLORS, so I MUST be a prep.
I LOVE TO READ, so I MUST be a geek.
I don’t TALK IN CLASS so I MUST have no friends.
I am the YOUNGEST CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled rotten.
I don’t GO TO CHURCH so I MUST be atheist.
I don't TALK MUCH so I must be DEPRESSED.
I prefer the NIGHT, so I must be GOTH.
I MAKE some things I WEAR, so I must be POOR.
I don't EAT LUNCH, so I must be STARVING MYSELF.
I WORK at a bakery, so I MUST know how to BAKE.
I LOVE Harry Potter, so I MUST not believe the BIBLE.
I'm ASSEXUAL, so I must have something WRONG with my gender organs.
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST HATE blondes.
I'm a GIRL, so I must want to HAVE KIDS.
I DIDN'T go to school today, so I MUST have been HUNG OVER.
I HATE hypocrites, so I MUST be one myself.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I must be a HILLBILLIE.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I must have an OUTHOUSE.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST want to be a NURSE OR TEACHER.
I'm FAT, so I MUST eat my troubles away.

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Start of a New Life, Part 2 of Chosen by Stupe reviews
Chosen to be the mate of a highly ranked yautja named L'tor, Anya is taken from her home, unaware that her foray into her new life is anything but traditional in the eyes of his kind, or about the intrigue that awaits them both. For Mature readers...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 349,081 - Reviews: 2562 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 6/23/2011
All That Glitters Isn't Gold by LadyDarksbane reviews
A girl comes of age in Riften. She's thrust out into the world with nothing more than the clothes on her back and has to fend for herself. When the resident Blacksmith takes her into his home and gives her a chance at a better life, she discovers the place she wants to be is at his side. If only he weren't flirting with the woman known as the Dragonborn.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas, Balimund, OC
Chronicles: Does this mean it was meant to be? by Nova Rhea9d3 reviews
Sequel to: To Have Found Another. 5 years have passed since Riddick left. Rhea has changed a great deal, Imam now has a wife, and daughter, Jack is missing, Riddick has come back, and a new, deadlier threat has arrived.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,455 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 6/17/2010 - [Riddick, OC] Jack, Imam - Complete
Tales of Light and Ash by Cyrulan reviews
The hearts of Men are so easily corrupted. A single temptation is the gateway to ruin. The hearts of Men are so easily healed. A single kindness is the gateway to love. Thranduil/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,581 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Thranduil, OC]
A Rancher's Touch by KittyoftheNight reviews
After having her heart broken, Chris left to travel the states as a rancher. As a woman, work is hard, especially with sexist men like Curly Tyler. Can she find a way out? Can she live a dream that she was never a part of to begin with? GeorgeXOc
Of Mice and Men - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,721 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 7/30/2011
One More by pewpew reviews
Preparing for a risky mission, Elder Val'jek finds another male to care for his ooman mate. Raz'ha, a warrior from another clan, is eager to protect and mate the gentle ooman. Earning her affections will be nearly as difficult as protecting her from his own clan's hardships. Can the ooman, Amelia, learn to love one more yautja as she struggles to live among a dangerous new clan?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,903 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Predator/Yautja, OC
A Beastly Beauty (MOVED) by Understated Elegance reviews
Moved to AO3, Tumblr, & DeviantART. Usernames are in chapter 1 & on my profile.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/23/2016 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Gaston, OC
Invisible Girl by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
"Hero Rule #78: Even when you or your Hero Support are injured, the well being of the citizen comes first. No matter what." Lash snorted. "Screw that. I'll just be a villain or something." No way would some random citizen come before his Sidekick. Ever.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,844 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Lash, OC - Complete
Harlot of Skyrim by Jaquie Moreau reviews
Skyrim was her favorite place to feed, Firae had decided, glancing upon all the handsome faces that turned to stare at her beauty. She hadn't felt this full on sex in hundreds of years. The men of Skyrim sure did know how to give a woman the touch she craved. COMPLETE AND UTTER SMUT. Will have most of your favorite Skyrim hotties ;
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,220 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/4/2016 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Ralof, Brynjolf
Neverending Fates by Anna Tyrell reviews
Bastian is 35 and now it's his 16-year old daughter's turn to find The Neverending Story. Join Roni, Atreyu and all your favourite characters on their journey to save Fantasia from the new evil. Romance, adventure and humor-gotta love it!
Neverending Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,415 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 7/29/2010
Abad Bovan by filimeala reviews
"Do you see it?" Nuil asked pointing to the stars. Thorin watched her hand, tracing the outline of a ring of stars. "My father called it the 'mountain crown', abad bovan. He saw it over Erebor. He called it fate. A right to rule" Thorin watched her eyes gleam with old memories. "I do not condemn your quest, Thorin, but I am wary of the fate you will meet," she whispered.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 173,955 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Thorin, OC - Complete
Temptasyon by Kirachi reviews
Raised by Orcs for their own cruel means a young woman is rescued and brought to Edoras, where she is put into the service of Éomer King. Dark tones and content. Éomer/OC Angst/Drama/Romance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,728 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Eomer
Unexpected by Tonks32 reviews
When Nathan finally got the chance to face his Father's killer he was shocked that it wasn't Fergus he was looking at. Facing the new Warden Commander brings up hidden feelings he had kept secret since he was sixteen. yes I did a Nate/Cousland story!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,334 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Cousland, Nathaniel H.
Resident Evil 4 : What I'm Made Of by KitxXxShadows reviews
Leon is teamed up with Morgan, someone he has never met before, but is it possible they share the same past? The two are sent to retrieve the President's daughter Ashley and so far, she's the only woman he's met that can actually follow orders. LeonxOC
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 83,508 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Leon S. K., Ashley G.
Beauty and the Ox-man by Katie Krazy reviews
F!hawke / Arishok pairing. What if when the Arishok asked for Isabella for her theft, Hawke offers herself instead of dueling him? Starting at black powder promise , some in game retelling but mostly stuff I made up. Game, characters and places (apart from a few) all owned by Bioware, I just enjoy the tale and wanted more options! R&R! (read and rate.) Much love, katie. RATED M
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Arishok, Hawke (F)
Chuck vs the Other Best Friend by SummerWolfCub reviews
What if Chuck wasn't the only one that saw the email from Bryce. Can there be two intersects? Better summary inside. Eventually CaseyOC.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 277,640 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Casey/Alex C., OC
Dreamchaser by A Glimpse of Ethereal Blue reviews
Sequel for Dreamcatcher. Now that the General is under captivity and definitely apart from Sora, what will happen to them? In this story, prepare to witness a neverending fight for love, beliefs and sanity, in which Jenova finally reveals her intentions. [CoverArt:AndreiaFerreira]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,987 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sephiroth, OC
Jamie Kirk: Twin Sister and In Love With A Vulcan by angelswatchoverme reviews
Easy Summary. The good twin of James Kirk, Jamie Georgia Kirk who is in love with Spock. Her brother's worst enemy for at the start. Rating for language but there could be lemons later if people ask me to keep this story going FOR MY READERS REAL CHAP 7UP
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,658 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 4/7/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock, N. Uhura
One Of The People by Mystic Blade reviews
What would happen if Tsu'tey lived? What would Jake's status be then? What life would Tsu'tey lead among his people? Will he accept the new faces in his clan? What changes would he endure? The story accounts post-film as the remaining humans assimilate into Na'vi culture to live new lives and healing begins as the Omaticaya find their new home. Tsu'teyxOC centered,JakeXNey,NormXOC
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 768,175 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Tsu'tey
Unknown by EminemTDGpink reviews
Max doesn't remember anything aparts from her name, though she knows she needs to leave and fast. Catching a ride on the Hunter-Gratzner, Life is about to get interesting for her and the survivers of the crash. Riddick/OC. Rating M just incase.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,246 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Riddick
Black Nail Polish and a 9 Mil Round by Lady of chaos and tragedy reviews
She's the blonde, blue-eyed angel of innocence, & she's on a killing spree. Somebody else wants revenge for Ms Mercer's death. Somebody else is terrorizing Detroit. Somebody else is driving Robert Mercer to the brink of insanity. And he kind of likes it..
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,483 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Bobby M.
Jenna The Waitress by milify-star reviews
Spencer meets a waitress during his lunch break and sparks fly. Spencer/OC
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,239 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 12/9/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Ooman by blacktalon117 reviews
Nova is a science experiment wishing it would all just come to an end. When scientists capture a full grown Yautja and put him in the cell next to hers, interests are raised. Maybe the warrior is just what Nova needs to make a break for freedom. Rated M. NOT FOR CHILDREN PEOPLE! Story now up for adoption, Have at people.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 103,994 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 7/24/2009
Dreamcatcher by A Glimpse of Ethereal Blue reviews
Story sets up after FF7 Last Order. After Sephiroth launched himself into damnation with Jenova's head, the entire planet seemed to breathe out in relief. However… there are unexpected events slumbering in the bottom of that reactor. SephirothxOC.[CoverArt:Yamillian]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 154,748 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sephiroth, OC - Complete
The Devil's Eden by TheBloodWolfe reviews
Sequal to Silent Hill's Executioner and Outcast. New faces walk in the mist as Siren's changes go deeper then her human nature and Aeron must face both his past and his future. Contains Rape and other mature content.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,886 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Pyramid Head, Christabella
Wounds Heal, Scars Remain by trs0010 reviews
Cassidy Williams is the cousin of billionaire Bruce Wayne. After abandoning a past in California she can never forget, she hopes for a fresh start in Gotham; but when she catches the eye of Gotham's newest villain, starting over might not be so easy.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,384 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 8/3/2008 - [Joker, OC] Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Reluctant Connection by callenlover1031 reviews
Alright, this isn't going to be the best summary but here it goes. We meet a young, ambitious girl. Her name is Kerry Wayne and she is the adopted sister of Bruce. In this story, she meets and becomes instantly attracted to Dick Grayson. Dick/OC
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 66,661 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Dick G./Robin - Complete
Time Heals by Seph7 reviews
After events of HB2, Nuada is forced to work for the BPRD to atone for his misdeeds, & a young woman joins the team with unusual powers. She's too afraid to use them, & the team help her unlock her potential. It's M for a reason! Plz R&R! Chapter 50 up
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 90,441 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Prince Nuada
The Plains Of Rohan: The daughter of the lost by filimeala reviews
story starts in the second book, a mysterious woman traveling with Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli. . .who is she? Where did she come from? Thats what a certain Horselord wants to finds out. Only he gets more than he bargained for. . . .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,660 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Eomer - Complete
The Demon Lover by YourPersonalBadassXD reviews
Kurt has always been led to believe that the happiness brought on by love would never shine upon a demon such as himself, but when he meets a new strange girl, he falls head over heels into a whole new world of indulgence- will contain "Adult Situations"
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 110,026 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
A Breeze by canadiansamm reviews
After Lancelot left his tribe he lost all contact with them. But what happens when Arthur buys and frees a group of Sarmatian slaves and one happens to look very familiar. And to add to the drama, Tristan seems to have an eye for the woman.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,935 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Tristan - Complete
The Little Known Account of Emilyn of Rohan by mducquette reviews
As a young child, Emilyn is betrothed to Boromir of Gondor, but as her life unfolds in Gondor, she finds herself drawn to his brother, Faramir. Who will she choose, when her heart betrays her?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,550 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Faramir, Boromir
In the Best Interest by Leonaria Dragonbane reviews
Victor Creed can kill without thinking, rape is recreation, but a tiny bundle on his doorstep has him stumped. When the tiny clawed fingers grip his, his life changes, forever. Can he raise his cub or will he have to seek help from very unlikely source?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,868 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Sabretooth
Come and Gone by jassmarie19 reviews
Atlana Reynolds, and orphan, has lived with the Curtis's for as long as she can remember. She and Dallas develop a relationship, rocky at best, that changes her perspective of everything, but when the events of the book happen, her world falls apart.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,709 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Dallas W. - Complete
Complements, Compliments by Anais.P reviews
A polite expression of a thing that completes or brings to perfection. What does one think when they think of High School? Talim learns through positive, negative, and a red-head that comes with it. : Yay, simple summary!
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Talim, Yun-seong
Of Engineering by Nullerino reviews
Enterprise has received a Commander of Engineering and she is something else. But the past is catching her and its taking the crew with. A whole new adventure has unrolled for the Enterprise like nothing before. A war is rising and she's at the center. RR
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,084 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones
Painted Blind by TheGlassKnight reviews
Blindness is anything but a curse. To Felt, being born blind is a blessing in which you feel all your truest emotions straight to heart, and your eyes never deceive you. So is it true love when she falls for Dally Winston, her dead lover's best friend?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,009 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Dallas W., Johnny C.
Growing Pains by Lintelomiel reviews
Filanna is not at all happy when she has to leave her beloved Mirkwood and visit Lothlórien with her father and brother, but she soon realizes that her meeting with the Galadhrim will have a greater impact on her life than she had bargained for.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 190,748 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Haldir, OC - Complete
Framed (ON HIATUS) by Jenna Cassie Herdz reviews
When Vash returns to Meryl and Milly with an unconscious Knives, they find themselves wondering if he'll cause trouble when he wakes up. But will the influence of a stranger in black, who happens to be a fan of Vash's, change his attitude toward humans?
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - [Knives, OC]
Broken Wings by Ethear reviews
Takes place after Advent Children. A mysterious woman OC stumbles through the Forgotten City, injured and running from a dark man with cold blue eyes OC . Will Vincent stand by and watch? Vincent x OC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 127,655 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Vincent V.
Resonant Souls by Ahote-Aira reviews
Vaako knew better than to think things would be business as usual with Riddick as the new Lord Marshal, but he didn't expect this. "What's the matter Vaako? I thought you Necros were all about keeping what you killed." Riddick/Kyra and Vaako/OFC
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,943 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Riddick, Commander Vaako
Chosen by Stupe reviews
Yautja females have died out, and yautja males have discovered that human females are capable surrogates. Anya, a human female, discovers herself courted by a high ranking male. Part 2, Start of a New Life is up.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,530 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
Spirits Last Ride by ArchAngelCayta reviews
A year after the Lincoln county war ends Chavez and Catori are married and working on a fruit ranch in California when the past comes back to haunt them. Where they see their old friends, but that doesn't mean they are happy about it. ChavezXCatori
Young Guns - Rated: T - English - Western/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/28/2011
Scarlet Rose by KittyoftheNight reviews
A young woman by the name of Rose Lockwood is on the run. She's been trying to run from her life for years and has nothing to show for it, but blood feet and a wounded shoulder. Will a run in at Sherwood Forest change her life for the better? WillXOC
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,267 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010
The Witch of Time by demondaughters reviews
Hocus Pocus: The only witches in Salem were the evil Sanderson Sisters...whoever told you that was wrong. Whoever told you that all witches were evil, was dead wrong. Binx did not die with the last of the witches of Salem and reincarnation is possible. OC
Hocus Pocus - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,701 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Thackery B./Binx - Complete
Learning To Live Again by StArRyStArRyNiGhTs reviews
Spock/OC. Amanda Kirk has marooned herself on an outlaw planet and has become content with living a life of virtual solitude. So what happens when her brother pays her a visit and threatens to uproot her entire life? Can she let her past go?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Spock
You Wanna Know What I think? by RubyWaters reviews
Just my take on a Joker/OC; not a dark fic; just what I reckon he could be like if he was given a chance; or if he gave himself the chance...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 245,020 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Joker - Complete
Magical Sparks by The Purple Dragon 1012 reviews
After Ethan cheats on her, Marnie runs to one place she knew she would be safe ... Luke's. But mysteriously she has no idea what happened to her powers. Will a certain red-haired goblin be able to help her get them back?
Halloweentown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Marnie P., Luke
A Project Called Angel by KittyoftheNight reviews
Trapped in solitude her entire life Angel never even saw the outside word, but thanks to a new found friend in red, she may finally get the chance to find her voice in the world with a life of her own. How deep does the truth go? VincentxOC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,375 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - [Vincent V., OC]
Hindsight by Penmaster51 reviews
Waking up from a nightmare is escape. Waking up to a new world? Shocking. Brooke learned this the hard way. It wouldn't be so bad if everyone just told her what happened! Also explain why she's always thinking about Chris and old faces keep showing up.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - C. Bradley
Troubled Water by Litta reviews
Professor Xavier discovers a new mutant. Though she resists at first, she soon becomes a part of the events that affect the X-Men. OCxColossus.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,330 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Colossus - Complete
Trouble Making Princess by GracefullySlick reviews
Tori Lockhart always thought she could get away with whatever she wanted, but when she gets sent to an until now all-male military program she realises she thought wrong.Read and review as you wish.Rated T to be safe.
Major Payne - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,575 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Alex S.
For The Love of Chaos by KittyoftheNight reviews
Anna Carter is an 18 year old woman, who has struggled most of her life. Her long time childhood friend Vincent Valentine promised that he'd always be there to protect her. What happens though when he's no longer around? Will Chaos be able to keep it?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,292 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Vincent V., Chaos, OC
The Girl with the Zydrate Heart by AgaruTomo reviews
Thanks to Zane's junky parents, her body produces Zydrate like blood. GraveRobber decides to snatch her away just as GeneCo tries to kill her, putting Zane in his debt. And what can she repay him with other than her body, and what's inside it? GR/OC
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,364 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Graverobber
Love Is A Strange Thing by Pearl's Beauty reviews
COMPLETE! This an AU. Joker/OC. Not sure how to summarize this story. Please R&R. Some lemons.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,170 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Joker - Complete
Trunks and the Saiyahealthian Princess by Cappuccino Penguin reviews
Not satisfied with GT? Ever wonder what really happened to Trunks and the VegetaBriefs family after DBZ ends? This is my interpretation of the story between Trunks and an original character... who is a halfSaiyan Princess! CHAPTER 19 IS UP!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Trunks, Vegeta
Just Another Girl by Tangerine53 reviews
Johnny Storm has always played the field with women, but when Becca, Reed's younger sister, temporarily moves into the Baxter Building, he becomes confused. There's just something about her that he can't figure out. Could he really be falling in love?
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,186 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - [Johnny S., OC] - Complete
Sweet Lullabies by TricksyHobbitses reviews
When 18 year old Emily Sullivan travels on the Titanic, everyone assumes that she is the wealthy companion of the equally wealthy Madam Mason. She does nothing to dissuade these assumptions, until she meets one Tommy Ryan. -Almost 4000 hits! Thanks guys!-
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,677 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Tommy R. - Complete
I'd Give Up Forever To Touch You by Arden Skysender reviews
Haldir's Wash Maid is a little sick of his arrogance, and so when she is fired, she doesn't go crawling back like he expects. A humbling experience in learning humility and love for the Marchwarden, by the most unlikely of elleths. HaldirOFC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,305 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Haldir - Complete
Mrs Jack Sparrow by Mlle. Phoenix Fox reviews
An ordinary school teacher if forced into marriage of our favorite pirate captain. JackOC COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,023 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
Save Tonight by LoKi-Shiver reviews
FINISHED! A RoyceOC fic. 6 teens stumble upon the ruined house of glass and get involved with the ghosts in more ways than they ever imagined. Thank you so much to my wonderful reviewers
13 Ghosts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,421 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/6/2004 - Published: 5/23/2003
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Agent Le Beau 2: Lost and Wondering Souls reviews
Agent Ace Le Beau is back! After the "Incident" in New York her life seems to be slowly unraveling, when S.H.I.E.L.D. comes tumbling down, literally how will our young agent cope?
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 4/5/2017 - OC, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Tony S./Iron Man
Agent Le Beau reviews
Ace Le Beau, is amazing with machines, not so much with people. When she gets recruited by Director Fury to become S.H.I.E.L.D.'s newest (and youngest) agent she could have never imagined how much her life would change.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,984 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 11/9/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B., OC - Complete
Sylar's Heart reviews
This is a story that takes place sometime before the last season where Sylar became Nathan, and is about him running into an old friend who refuses to accept that he is no longer sweet Gabriel Grey. Sylar x O.C. I don't own anything Heroes.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Peter P. - Complete