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Cat got your tongue? by VaingloriousHound reviews
Harry successfully manages his animagus transformation. And that's about all he's able to manage. Daphne's insistent attention seems entirely unmanageable for him and his poor heart. Slight AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 222 - Published: 9/16 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Grow Young with Me by Taliesin19 reviews
He always sat there, just staring out the window. The nameless man with sad eyes. He bothered no one, and no one bothered him. Until now, that is. Abigail Waters knew her curiosity would one day be the death of her...but not today. Today it would give her life instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 242,170 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 5,233 - Follows: 6,486 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Harry P., OC
Molly Weasley and the Second Cousin by ZebJeb reviews
Molly's children do not know much about her second cousin, besides him being an accountant or something. She has a good reason to keep her family in the dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 134 - Published: 2/15 - Molly W. - Complete
The Slayer Job by Hinn-Raven reviews
The Leverage team encounters seventeen year old Buffy Summers waiting tables in LA while investigating a case. And they're not about to let her face her demons on her own; be they literal or figurative.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/2/2019 - Buffy S., Nathan F., Eliot S., Parker - Complete
Ron and Agent J's Unintentional Team-Up by ZebJeb reviews
Auror Ron Weasley and Agent J are on the case to stop two rampaging beasts. Unfortunately, problems arrive when they both try to implement the "wiping witness memories" part of their jobs. ONE SHOT
Crossover - Men In Black & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/24/2019 - Agent K, Agent J, Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7428 - Favs: 16,146 - Follows: 18,349 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Messing With Time by slythernim reviews
Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,284 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 5,394 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Another Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"I don't know what else to tell you, Dragon," Armsmaster frowned. "It sounds like you have exhausted all the potential avenues your employment with the Protectorate, Guild, and PRT make possible." "That's…true," Dragon said slowly. "Colin," she breathed after perhaps three seconds, "you're a genius."
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,530 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 5/16/2019 - Published: 4/16/2019 - Brandish, Canary - Complete
A Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"She could have drowned you in bugs," Calle said. Tagg wasn't certain if that would have been a mercy or a punishment.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 3/6/2019 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Skitter, Alexandria, Danny H., Tagg - Complete
Triwizard Without Tears by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A certain amount of lateral thinking goes a long way in the Triwizard Tournament. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 155 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
The Woman in the Window by Magda the Magpie reviews
There's a new neighbour living in the flat opposite theirs and she's a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. One that both Sherlock and John are hell bent on solving, even it if involves a little stalking.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,321 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/16/2018 - Published: 5/4/2018 - [Hermione G., John W.] Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Forbidden Spell by senawario reviews
Quite by chance, Harry finds a spell that is supposed to do his homework, but of course he can't tell anyone, not even his best friend. But is that all this spell does? Rated M for language and DE viciousness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 178 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 9,427 - Follows: 3,263 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
By Paths Coincident by Honorat reviews
The Librarians discover Leverage International. Jacob Stone and Eliot Spencer have a family past, but they aren't the only members of the two teams who've met before. Expect whiplash between light and dark.
Crossover - Leverage & Librarians, 2014 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 160,395 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 2/4/2018 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Eliot S., Eve B., Jake S.
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 4,308 - Follows: 2,403 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Harry Potter and Questionable Rites by jukehero461 reviews
Harry performs a rite that he really should have thought twice about...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Harry P., Death - Complete
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 3,682 - Follows: 1,422 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Coronation of the Black Queen by Silently Watches reviews
Third in the Black Queen series. Jen chose to embrace the darker aspects of the world long ago, and she has never once regretted it. However, serving Baron Samedi creates its own problems. A new enemy is on the prowl, and now she needs to eliminate him… before he can do the same to her. Jen/Luna; as always, not for children
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 170,918 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 2,191 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 9/16/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] N. Tonks, Viktor K. - Complete
Backward Without Purpose by birdwoman95 reviews
A re-do story full of cliches and cussing. I dislike the Weasley family in general and Ron in specific, so you may want to pass if he's your hero. Adult, Auror Harry is thrown back to his 10 year old body. What does he do? Kick @ and take names, of course. Rating is for the recounting of crimes by a Very Bad Man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 329 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Complete
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 5,638 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
A Father First, Damn It! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An hour after Dumbledore told them about the prophecy, James had his entire family- including the dog- bundled up on a Muggle ferry to France. Because there's valiantly dying for the greater good, and then there's good parenting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 1,125 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Statute of Not Needed by Lucillia reviews
Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 255 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Nightcrawler - Complete
Cape For Hire by jacobk reviews
Taylor Hebert intends to become a hero on her own terms. If everybody else thinks her terms are a little odd, well, that's why she never asked their opinion anyway.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Skitter
Autumn Days by Reshuffle reviews
Ruby Rose loved video games. Who didn't? But maybe becoming the Gamer and replacing her entire reality with an RPG with a rather quirky sense of humour was a little bit too much. Oh well. Casual players play the game for fun, but the smart player finds ways to break the game. And Ruby's the smartest of them all. Written in remembrance as a tribute to Monty Oum.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,599 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Ruby R.
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 841 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 5,070 - Follows: 1,501 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 3,592 - Follows: 4,072 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
Behold the Power of by CubsKing reviews
Who knew that defeating the Dark Lord could be so simple? Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Complete
The Mark by Nargled reviews
The Malfoys are finally on trial. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,635 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4359 - Favs: 9,222 - Follows: 6,983 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 4,376 - Follows: 1,478 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Returning to the Start by timunderwood9 reviews
Harry killed them once. Now that he is eleven he'll kill them again. Hermione knows her wonderful best friend has a huge secret, but that just means he needs her more. A H/Hr time travel romance where they don't become a couple until Hermione is twenty one, and Harry kills death eaters without the help of children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 8,948 - Follows: 3,506 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Mass Production by Andrius reviews
The power Voldemort knows not turns out to be something unexpected. One-shot, quite AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 172 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unexpected Meal by RogueMudblood reviews
When Kirby is transported to a bizarre place full of strange lights, he thinks he sees an odd creature step from an unusual cooking pot. Well, he's never been one to let a meal get away.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kirby - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Voldemort, Kirby - Complete
Ruthless by AngelaStarCat reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 3,414 - Follows: 1,087 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 9,185 - Follows: 2,584 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Past an Hour the Prospect's Black by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Harry suspects the Second Task will involve hostages, but he still can't find a way to breathe underwater. In his desperation, what other options might he devise?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 304 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Amontillado, Chilled by Diresquirrel reviews
"The thousand insults she had put upon me I bore as best I could, but when she turned to torture and injury, I swore revenge." A dark revenge fic.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 135 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Power of Quidditch by apAidan reviews
The outrage over having the Quidditch season cancelled was muted too quickly in canon. A fourth year Gryffindor witch decides that someone needs to do something to rescue her best friend from impending disaster, and she has just the tool to fix both problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 283 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Angelina J. - Complete
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 2,637 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Magician by WiseTomato reviews
A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,026 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 3,326 - Follows: 3,716 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 6,595 - Follows: 4,168 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 4,715 - Follows: 1,424 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Cabinet by Andrius reviews
Harry tracks Draco down to the Room of Requirement and foils a Death Eater attack. However, merely denying them access to Hogwarts isn't enough: he wants to strike back, and the Vanishing Cabinet provides that opportunity. One-shot set during Half-Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 145 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 2,880 - Follows: 787 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 10,408 - Follows: 3,051 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4349 - Favs: 8,721 - Follows: 3,870 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 2333 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 222 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Political Realities by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Commissioner Gordon receives an unwelcome education.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/18/2012 - James G. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 7,472 - Follows: 2,804 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Truth About the Veil by criminally charmed reviews
What could have happened with the Veil in the Department of Mysteries if JKR had been as warped and twisted as I am.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Muppet Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Harry P., Animal - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 4,467 - Follows: 947 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Ground and Centre by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
For as long as he can remember, Remus Lupin has been coming to Mr Fell's bookshop. Crossover with Good Omens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Remus L. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 687 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fourth School by Dalwyn reviews
"Anyone wishing to submit themselves as champion must write their name and school clearly upon a slip of parchment ..." Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 4,553 - Follows: 1,177 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 2,109 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 3,491 - Follows: 835 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Minerva McGonagall and the Insurance Salesman by shewhoguards reviews
The hapless insurance salesman squirmed. “If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it’s simply too high-risk for us...”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Minerva M.
I Don't Want To by bob-the-blue reviews
An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 217 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 2,791 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Platform i by shewhoguards reviews
The first time Remus Lupin tried to board the Hogwarts Express, he went to Platform EightAndAQuarter by mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Butterbeer Caps by Willow-Bee the Cat reviews
Stargate crossover. A past mistake comes back to haunt Jack O'Neill several months after the mission to Abydos. Left ophaned, Luna is sent to live with a relative she didn't know she had, leading to changes in her time at Hogwarts. Eventual HarryLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,931 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Luna L., Harry P.
Miscues by Qoheleth reviews
In which a misunderstanding arises about the meaning of the word "billiard", 4,000,000,000,000,000 Bludgers attack Hogwarts, the Room of Requirement eats a Defence against the Dark Arts teacher, and Argus Filch saves the day, not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,783 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2007 - S. Vector, Argus F. - Complete
Defied Three Times by Meteoricshipyards reviews
What if Dumbledore was wrong about the people the prophecy applied to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hannah A., Voldemort - Complete
The Reason Most Squibs Have Cats by Phoebonica reviews
It is a truth widely acknowledged that Squibs tend to be cat people. One Squib explains why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2007 - OC - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Goblet of Fire by drakensis reviews
Harry has a power that Voldemort does not know of and through deception, victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 194 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
CSI: Death by Chocolate by Beth Einspanier reviews
CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?
Crossover - CSI & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Gil G. - Complete
Probationary Member by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 183 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 9,152 - Follows: 2,560 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 3,601 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
Hermione's Detention by RosemaryJolene reviews
What if Hermione had been just a bit more ruthless during OotP?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Hermione G.