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Author has written 5 stories for Wolf's Rain, Naruto, and D.Gray-Man.


I'm Ruyax (though I guess you know that already). I've been writing fanfiction for a little while, but I do and always will adore reviews!

I'm very random and make a lot of lists (as you can see from my profile). I have a lot of ideas for stories and fanfiction, but I don't have the time/motivation to actually write them. Darn school and all other time-consuming activities!

I like making lists... So here I go!

Name: Ruyax. At least on this bit of the internets.

Age: Not telling.

Gender: Female. Definitely female.

Location: How the heck am I supposed to know?

Interests: writer, reader, photographer, knitter/crocheter/cross-stitcher/quilter, dancer, singer, daydreamer

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Character quotes

"I'll even follow you to hell, sir."- Riza Hawkeye

Love knows no boundaries between species or gender – Madarao, Kekkaishi

"You’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug." – Haymitch Abernathy, The Hunger Games

They’re just shadows – unless you think they’re real. - Sisters Red

“Remember, Jessamine, you are raising a litter of assassins.” - The Poison Diaries

Theme songs

Angels On the Moon (Thriving Ivory) - Mortal Instruments series (by Cassandra Clare)

Meant to Live (Switchfoot) - Max Lightwood (Mortal Instruments, by Cassandra Clare)

Complicated (Avril Lavigne) - Sebastian (Mortal Instruments)

Iris (The Goo Goo Dolls) - Simon (Mortal Instruments)

Get Out Alive (Three Days Grace) - Hunger Games, by Suzanne Collins

Help I’m Alive (Metric) - Hunger Games

Keep Holding On (Avril Lavigne) - Hunger Games

Beauty from Pain (Superchick) - Sango (Inuyasha)

Nobody's Home (Avril Lavigne) - Sango (Inuyasha)

Your Guardian Angel (Red Jumpsuit Apparatus) - TsumexToboe (Wolf's Rain)

Slipped Away (Avril Lavigne) - Toboe (Wolf's Rain)

Savin' Me (Nickelback) - just about anyone in WR, or TsumexToboe (Wolf's Rain)

In the End (Linkin Park) - entire show (Wolf's Rain)

Time of Dying (Three Days Grace) - Tsume (Wolf's Rain)

This is War (30 Seconds to Mars) - Fullmetal Alchemist (or FMA Brotherhood, if it's the anime)

Hero (Skillet) - Ishbalan war (FMA)

Riot (Three Days Grace) - Envy (FMA) ["Let's start a war..."]

Stand in the Rain (Superchick) - Riza Hawkeye (FMA)

Russian Roulette (Rihanna) - Riza Hawkeye (FMA)

Hero (Skillet) - Evangelion

One-Girl Revolution (Superchick) - all the kunoichi (Naruto)

Crash and Burn (Lifehouse) - Itachi (Naruto)

Always (Saliva) - Itachi and Sasuke (Naruto)

Numb (Linkin Park) - Sasuke (Naruto)

Anthem (Superchick) - Tenten (Naruto)

Pretty Girl (The Way) (Sugarcult) - Hinata (xNaruto?) (Naruto)

Pretty Girl Rock (Keri Hilson) - Ino (Naruto)

Hell on Heels (Pistol Annies) - Ino (Naruto)

Collide (Howie Day) - TsunadexShizune (ish) (Naruto)

What Have You Done (Within Temptation) - SakuraxSasuke (Naruto)

Purified (Tamar) - KibaxHinata (Naruto)

Heart-Shaped Medallion (David Wilcox) - KibaxHinata (Naruto)

Kiss with a Fist (Florence and the Machine) - Deidara (Naruto)

Sweet Sacrifice (Evanescence) - all of Loveless (Loveless)

Sacrifice (t.A.T.u) - all the sacrifices (Loveless)

All that You Are (Goo Goo Dolls) - KoyaxYamato (Loveless)

Brief Candle (One Eyed Doll) - all of D. Gray-Man

I Hate Everything About You (Three Days Grace) - KandaxAllen (D. Gray-Man)

The Pretender (Foo Fighters) - Lavi (D. Gray-Man)

Only If for a Night (Florence and the Machine)- LavixAllen (D. Gray-Man)


In the dark there is no sin, light only brings the fear.
Nothing to corrupt the eyes, there is no vision here.
At first you may find it strange, but do not go away;
The darkness holds a power that you won't find in the day.

For what else could it be?

Gold made of paper

And printer’s ink

And the sound of a human voice.

For my father, who is not evil. Well, maybe a little bit. – Cassandra Clare

Would you destroy something perfect to make it beautiful?

I strongly believe that you should be able to place yourself anywhere on the gender spectrum and identify yourself however you see fit. Wear the clothes you want to, hang out with the people you want to, give yourself a name that suits you, wear your hair however you like and have total control over your own body. – Twinfools

Reality is a story the mind tells itself - Doug Rattman

There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination.

The meaning of life is to give life meaning

Art isn't about coloring in the lines, making sure the camera is in focus, or having an eraser. It's about being able to show who you really are.

Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to see them come true.

The power of imagination makes us infinite.

If you can imagine it, you can create it. If you can dream it, you can become it. – William Arthur Ward

If we could se the miracle of a single flower, our whole lives would change

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people simply exist, that is all. – Oscar Wilde

We must be the change we wish to see in the world. – Gandhi

If you want to be happy, be.

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. – Einstein

Never be afraid to try. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

If you are going through hell, keep going. – Churchill

After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.

Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience

Life is too short, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly, and forgive quickly.

This above all: To thine own self be true. – Shakespeare

It’s always darkest before dawn

Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it evades you. But when you focus your mind on something else it will come to you.

It doesn't matter how stupid you look taking a picture. What matters is whether or not you got the shot.

Life is like photography, we use the negatives to develop.

I disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it. – Voltaire

When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.

Make music, not war

Make tea, not war

Make cupcakes, not war

"Why do writers write? Because it isn't there." -Thomas Berger

"If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing," -Kingsley Amis

"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid." - Henry Tilney, Northanger Abbey

"She is overfond of books and it has turned her brain."--Louisa May Alcott

"Who says that I'm dead knows naught at all." R.I.P. Brian Jacques. Miss you.

"All that is gold does not glitter / Not all those who wander are lost." - J.R.R. Tolkien
Think of how good my heart will taste

Beauty is truly a dangerous blade.

What’s popular is not always right. What’s right is not always popular.

It takes all different flowers to make a meadow.

As kingfishers catch fire, dragonflies draw flame. – Gerard Manley Hopkins

We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. – Hopi expression

Either you believe what you see, or you give up drinking

Mirror, mirror/Lie to me/Show me what I want to see

I find it kinda funny/I find it kinda sad/The dreams in which I'm dying are/The best I ever had

I wish you could lie to me

As I was going up the stair/I met a man who wasn’t there/He wasn’t there again today/I wish, I wish he’d stay away

Whatever you do, don’t be afraid of the dark

This is who I really am

Wouldn’t it be great if war was only for green plastic soldiers?

Jamais plus la guerre

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Cross my heart and hope to die/Cut my throat if I should lie

Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens.

If we don’t end war, war will end us.

What you lose in the fire you will find in the ashes. -Haitian Proverb
A #2 pencil and a dream can take you anywhere. -Joyce A. Myers

"The one who tells the stories rules the world."--Hopi Indian

"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." — Albert Einstein

"These are not mere legends. They are much more. They are why we have been, why we are, and why we will forever continue to be. This is our reality."

There are none so truly blind as those who will not see.

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emmerson

"Instead of complaining that the rosebush is full of thorns, be happy that the thornbush has roses." - German Proverb

"Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."

"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated."-Gandhi

Sooner or later, the lightning comes to us all. – Gregory Maguire, A Lion Among Men

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Since sex got easier, love got harder to find…

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

Without ART earth is just "EH"

A little crazy goes a long way.

Gay, bi, or straight, never give hate.

Being happy and doing what you love are more important than the size of your paycheck.

From the instant they enter a war, both sides are evil

See me ruined by my own creations

I am not young enough to know everything." -Oscar Wilde

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

More of this is in your mind than you think...

Minds are like parachutes- they work best when open

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed – I'm not a can.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you just don't know what to call someone.

Love rules without rules

Your silence will not protect you.

Speak up or die anonymously.

Funny quotes

Good morning. I see the assassins have failed.

Life is a lot like a pair of pants. I just wish I knew how.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself… WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?!

To err is human. To arr is pirate.

The best way not to lose is to win.

You’re just jealous because the voices talk to me.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Out of my mind. Be back in 15 minutes.

The doctors tell me I’m special.

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

If only faces could talk.

He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.

If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep – not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: “I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.”

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?!

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he is lost?

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

He who conducts his affairs based on advice found in cheap baked goods is a knucklehead.

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbuster

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door.

"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made many people angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." ~Douglas Adams

Look, whatever it is, I didn't do it. Really.

Never argue with idiots. They drag you to their level, then beat you with experience.

Love never dies. No, wait. Zombies never die.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

When all else fails, blow it up.

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning"

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Love your enemies. It really pisses them off

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one. ~Baltasar Gracián

What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grains

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

"Build a man a fire and you warm him for a day. Set a man on fire, and you warm him for the rest of his life." ~ Terry Pratchett

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

Why cats? When dealing in sociopathic criminalism and gratuitous violence, how could it not be cats? – Lackadaisy

What is this 'sane' that you speak of? Is it contagious?!

"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA! Oh look, something shiny!

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

I'm more man than you and more woman than you'll ever get.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

“Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.”

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it!

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

There is nothing more depressing than a hollow chocolate bunny.

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

Love! Peace! Alchemy!۞

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If all else fails, read the instructions.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

If you do it you'll regret it, but if you don't do it you'll regret it, either way you're going to regret it – you might as well just do it.

Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask the women!"

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more.

Someday we'll look back at this and plow into a parked car.

"You can't have any of my nothing!"

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn’t take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

I think Fergie needs to get those lump lumps checked out by a doctor.

His bark's worse than his bite, until he bites you. Then the bite is much worse.

When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred.

When life gives you melons, you know you’re dyslexic.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, choke on them and die, you stupid lemon-eater!

When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squirt life in the eye!

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Let's eat Grandma!
Let's eat, Grandma!

It saves lives.

Animal quotes

"To err is human, to purr is feline." -Robert Byrne

"If cats could talk, they wouldn't." -Nan Porter

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." -Joseph Wood

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." -Anonymous

"Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes?" -Theophile Gautier

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." -Ben Williams

"Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies." -Gene Hill

"A piece of grass a day keeps the vet away" -Unknown Dog

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." -Roger Caras

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." -Dave Barry

"The ideal dog food would be a ration that tastes like a postman." -Anonymous

"A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours." -Anonymous

"A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him." -Anonymous

"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails." -Max Eastman

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." -Rita Rudner

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read" -Groucho Marx

"Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mailman is not to be trusted" -Sian Ford

Friend quotes (really, they actually said these things!)

Is that mailbox supposed to be on fire?

That stupid haunted place keeps talking! – me

You might fall and break your … something.

I will pen you.

Irving the invisible chinchilla likes you.

I sneezed my glasses off.

When I’m the bear, I try not to scare myself.

If you get bubbles in Eden I’m gonna kill you.

I was attracteded by bubbles.

I’m a pack camel. Moo!

Your strawberry shortcake poisoned my feet.

I kinda did a backflip into a wall. Is that a bad thing?

It clashes with my outfit.

If he was real, I would stalk him.

I want one.

“I just swallowed my lemon drop.” “Oh no! Do you need me to perform the Heimlich Remover?”

I’ve got a one-pack!

What are you doing to my pants? – me

He spent ten hundred pounds of dollars

Emily sprained her face

Is she older than her older brother?

She’s the brother of his mustache

My brains were crossed.

He is a demon-sheep-wolf-llama-corn.

You should be a gay guy!

I don’t think squirrels are very good at driving phone booths. – me

“Do you want to be scarred for life?” “Yes.”


“We have a box full of faith!” “And toothbrushes!”

Buy-a-kie-ah! (she was trying to say Byakuya)

We learned about fremenism!

I am yaoi expert.

Son of a darn it!

“Can I… pretzel?” “Yes, you can pretzel.” -my friend and me

The worst one is the worst.

“You are pocket lord.” “I am lord of pockets.”

Lieutenant Hot Guy!

“Hah! She has two hands!” “Really? I had no idea!”

I approve of me.

Here’s the one that was something.


“We shouldn’t eat all of them.” “Why?” “I don’t know.”

Out of context, that could be drugs.

I’m a closet vampire. – me (the scary part is that I can’t remember when I said this. Or why.)

“Who said that?” “You.” “When?” “Just now.” “Oh.” – me and my friend

It wants me to write Kanda! - me

Gay marriage
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one. ~Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich, 1988

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? ~Ernest Gaines

Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans consider it a disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality. ~James Baldwin

What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains. ~Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Desire, 1947

From various bumper stickers: I can't even think straight! ~ Let’s get one thing straight, I'm not. ~ Straight But Not Narrow ~ Closets are for clothes. ~ I’m not a lesbian but my girlfriend is. ~ I'm not gay but my boyfriend is. ~ Equal rights are not special rights. ~ Homophobia is a social disease.

Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?" ~John Stewart

People sometimes think I'm gay because I once played a gay in a movie. It's funny. Audiences don't think you're a murderer if you play a murderer, but they do think you're gay if you play a gay. ~Perry King
Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people. ~Martina Navratilova

The next time someone asks you, "Hey, howdja get to be a homosexual anyway?" tell them, "Homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then interview... then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them." ~Karen Williams

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. ~Harvey Fierstein

There is just one life for each of us: our own. ~Euripides

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth. ~Benjamin Disraeli
If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise. ~Johann von Goethe

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss

My theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal. ~From the movie Ed TV

Is love really such a crime? MxF, MxM, FxF

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you’ve ever wished that you could talk to animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you’ve ever sneezed incredibly loudly in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. (so many times…)

If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile (Lieutenant, Lisou, Kitty, Moonchild, Kankuro, Riza, Hawkeye, Lieutenant Hot Guy, the list goes on and on…)

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile. (Animal cruelty and human cruelty both)

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love D.Gray-Man, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish alchemy worked the same way it does in FMA, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which is good, so weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you wish people would actually proof-read their stories before publishing them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever attempted alchemy by drawing an array, clapping your hands, or snapping your fingers, put this in your signature.

Fanfiction will save the world. Why, you ask? Because if everyone just shut up and wrote/read fanfiction, no one would have time to fight. If you agree with this, copy and paste it into your profile.

If the New Moon you read was written by Midori Snyder, copy and paste this into your profile. (Bonus points if you mentioned it somewhere and got very confused when someone else started going on about Edward and Jacob and Bella.)

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Of all sad words of tongue and pen,

The saddest are these:

"It might have been."

- John Greenleaf Whittier

And now I'm going to take that to heart and go write some more!

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LaviKanda: 50 Prompts reviews
Title says it all. 50 prompts for Lavi and Kanda. Not connected, sorta random, varying levels of closeness and seriousness, etc etc. If you've read TLT you might know what to expect.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 29,781 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu
The Little Things reviews
Sometimes, it's the little things that make the best relationship. Written as pointless, plotless KibaHina fluff from a list of 16 random prompts. Funny, sweet, stupid, it's all here. Intended as actual pairing but can be considered friendship as wel
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,373 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Kiba I., Hinata H.
Accident reviews
They were just training. It was normal. And then it wasn't. For Neji and Tenten, training is always dangerous, but today it turns deadly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Neji H., Tenten
Team 8 reviews
Just some ramblings on Team 8 and their bonds. I dunno.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Team Eight - Complete
Live to See Sunrise reviews
My version of the ending. What if Toboe wasn't quite dead? WARNING: Contains yaoi pairing. Ya don't like it, ya don't read it. TxT
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Toboe, Tsume - Complete