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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.

Okay this isn't my actual profile. . . yet. I just have to get something off my chest.

When has fanfiction been about something other then the books? When have people started flaming impossible ships? Is the fanfiction world no longer about our dreams, the ones that were not written on paper? That is what fanfiction is about. I don't like mary-sues as much as the next person but is flaming a story for all it's worth, worth it? People have seemed to forgotten that words sometimes do speak louder then actions. And in the fanfiction world, words are all we have. So all you people out their who are starting your miniature revolutions to try to destroy many people's dreams, I congratulate you on being worst, then some of the worst villains. (we know and love) To all you people out there who still remember what fanfiction was about in the first place. I congratulate you on being one of the best heroes known to man-kind.

I'm Done.

Hello Maya here! Reviews are welcomed and encouraged. This is my profile with details on my stories, information about me and alot of quotes!

Check Out my Fav Stories they all rock!! If I do say so myself and they are all completed except Pet Project

I have black hair and brown eyes.

My favorite colors are purple and green.

My favorite animal is a panda.

I live in the USA and that all you need to know.

My name is Maya but i do go by Artemis also know as Arty

I am old enough to know better

My birthday is June 14th

I'm on twitter! If you want to check me out my URL!/only_smart_one

I'm on PotterMore, username is CauldronGold3477

I love:

Harry Potter books, music, Once Upon A Time, writing, chocolate, friends, shopping, reading, Glee, purple, quotes, music, fanfiction, The Hunger Games, green, Math, presents, sweets, tigers, PJO, snow, singing, my dog, going to new places, flying.

I don’t love:

Vegetables, bullies, arguments, ladybugs, people who don’t seem to be able to use spell-check, wasps, Cora, ice, bad hair days, when people can’t be bothered to review, horror films, gore, bitches, tattoos.

Favorite Characters

Charlie Weasley#Rue#Cinna#Annabeth#Rosalie#Stiles#Cato#Hermione#Finnick#Carlisle#Seth Clearwater#Nico#Clove#Leo#Artemis Fowl#Foaly#Derek#


Draco/Hermione*Derek/Stiles*Harry/Luna* Draco/Harry* Hermione/ Severus* Remus/Sirius*Rose/Scorpius*Gale/Prim*Haymitch/ Effie*Cato/Clove*Carlisle/Esme*Thalia/Nico*Artemis/Holly*Rumpelstiltskin/Red*Foaly/Opal*Quinn/Rachel*Draco/Charlie*Renesmee/Alec*GOLDEN QUEEN FOREVES*Leo/Reyna*Percy/Nico*

famous bachelors, Seth, Nico, Charlie, Leo, Gale, Alec*

Ships that need to be sunk

At the moment incest is a big no-no for me I mean ewww. I don’t normally like major age differences expect Severus and Hermione and some people I just don't like with anyone at all.

Siruis/Severus (They hate each other, I mean Sirius hates Snape. So people that can write a good that I congratulate you)

Snape/Harry (For some reason I can't help but think "Harry, dear, he was almost your father, he loves you for the eyes!!!!!")

Ron/ Hermione (I just don’t like him at all for some reason he just annoys me and for the same reason as Harry/Hermione.)

Prim/ Gale (I know big hypocrite on this one but Gale is first off serious age difference and Prim is so innocent and like her older sister she is just going to get brunt by Gale's fire)

Harry/Hermione (I don’t hate these two together but I just always imagined them as a more brother/sister sort of thing.)

Draco/Ron (Hate Ron! In most stories even J.K's Ron is always portrayed as an idiot and I can't think of someone as Draco as Draco is to ever date him. )

Golden Heart(Oncers know what I mean) I sorry but every time I see them i just get sick to my stomach, i just don't see it.On a second note it may be because I ship Golden Queen. But one person put it perfectly when they said "Cora had been corrupt when he met her, but with Regina, he had to draw the darkness out" If you remember what story this was PM please. . .

Leo/Hazel (Now I love Hazel and you all know I love me some Leo but um. . . She almost became his Great-Great Grandmother which is sorta creepy. . . Very creepy actually so umm don't hate the ship just sort of creeped out by it.)

Now I'm about to become hypocritical again

Percy/Nico and Thalia/Nico. . . Cousins. . . Incest nope! xD Why do I pair Nico with these too it's because I want Nico to get love.

On another note, Twilight age differences I give up!! Their vampires they live forever so I just got to get over it. :D Also on that note Renesmee and Alec totally awesome!!

Favorite Quotes

I adore quotes! These are from various websites/T.V. shows and some I made up myself. :)

Everyone wants happiness no one wants pain but you cant have a rainbow without a little rain

I live in my own little world – but it is okay they know me there.

Everything here is eatable. I'm edible, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.

I am NOT saying you’re stupid...I'm just implying it.

If your heart was really'd be dead so shut up.

God made men...then he had a better idea...

Getting older in inevitable – growing up is optional

OMG I have elbows

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

Do you remember when Pluto was a planet? Yeah, those were the days...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.

You're so far past the line; you can't even see the line. The line is a dot to you.

Thought it'd be great, you know? Have some time alone with my thoughts... turns out; I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think

Observe the art of getting what you want. Watch, learn, and don't eat my banana.

Time is a good teacher. It's just bad he kills all his pupils.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

Just when I think you said the most stupid thing ever, you keep on talking.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe!

Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.

When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!"

Better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you’re a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. (Mark Twain)

The newscaster is the person who says “Good evening” and then tells you why it’s not.

Don’t take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

If you don’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be glad to do it for you. :)

Take candy, not drugs. (That right there W I S D O M!)

Be insane … because well behaved girls never made history.

I am absolutely awesome (agree or die).

If you’re gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C.

They say guns don’t kill people, people kill people. Well, I’m pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted ‘BANG’ I don’t think you’d kill a lot of people.

A friend will ring your doorbell and wait patiently, but a best friend will pound on your door incessantly until you open it fifteen seconds later and say ‘This situation could have been avoided if you had simply left your door unlocked!

I don’t have a dog. I eat my own homework.

Guitar, for sale … Cheap … no strings attached.

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

Define 'normal(Say to a boy :) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. (I actually did say this. It felt really good.

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Don't count the days, make the days count.

I'm not crazy, you're just more sane than I am.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

I used up all my sick I called in dead.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

My door is always open, so feel free to leave.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

My stories

Title: Big Brother Lies

Summary: During Potions, a potions proves that all Hermione knew about her family was a lie.

Notes: So this came to me in a dream. . . Yeah it’s being edited now.


Title: Changing History: Chamber of Secrets

Summary: Two unknowns during Hogwarts are changing history whether they know it or not.

Notes: Also being edited because it is still plaguing my mind


Title: In Another Life

Summary: This is the games where Ceasar finally realizes he is part of politics and the two new game makers are Trying to keep their heads. And a pair of tributes learn the definition of I have your back. this is the 51st Hunger Games may the odds be in everyone's favor.

Notes: Still waiting for forms but I have already started writing

In- Progress

Title: The Animals

Summary: Hermione's moved into the Dursley's. Harry is discovering his sexuality. Draco and Pansy are bad death eaters. Blaise personally doesn't care. Ron is hungry. Ginny wants Harry to notice her. Luna is well. . . Luna. Now what do the 8 of them have to do with a new prophecy? Only time and Dumbledore will tell.

Notes: 1st ever slash and most likely my 1st ever HG/SS. I'm happy really happy.


Copy and Pastes

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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I, Mazabm, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution.

That’s me for now so peace faith and love! xx

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Destiny, Fate & Kismet by CorruptedHeart reviews
Follow Renesmee Cullen in this trilogy of finding herself, and meeting one of the most feared Volturi members known to her world and their journey to love. The laws of Destiny and Fate go against them and test their love, alongside shadows from the past. Nothing will stop them to prove their love is forever... And always. - TRILOGY COMPLETE. Each story summary inside. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 81 - Words: 590,242 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie] - Complete
The Lucky Ones by Holz9364 reviews
Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy are dating, and they have just graduated from Hogwarts. To celebrate they are having a meal, with both of their parents. An inevitable argument leads to Draco telling his son, and Hermione telling her a daughter a story about two kids, a Slytherin and a Gryffindor and how their story ended... T for some swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,232 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12066 - Favs: 10,484 - Follows: 6,799 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Delirious Musings of One Nico di Angelo by TrueDemigodishness reviews
An injured Nico spills his guts to the remaining crew of the Ago II. Flames are invited.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Complete
Pieces of Tomorrow by StackofStories reviews
All types of drabbles exploring Nico and Percy's relationship. There are other types of couples added in the assortment of drabbles such as Octavian/Percy, Hades/Nico, Leo/Narcissus, Frazeleo and more...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 33,384 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
The Older You Get by jamesandlilyff reviews
Growing up they absolutely despised each other, so when Teddy learns Victoire is transferring to Hogwarts, he could not be more infuriated. But when they are reunited, feelings change and start to develop no matter how hard they are fought. Arguments, jealousy, and chaos ensue as the next generation learns that the older you get, the more complicated things become.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,888 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Malfoy, Draco by Marie Tomas reviews
After the war, Harry often felt as though he were dating two people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/6/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Trapped by achieving elysium reviews
"Tartarus did things to you. They were all trapped, Nico realized. Trapped as a prisoner in their own minds." Explicit language. Post-HoH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Nico A.
A Voice for Drew by HecateA reviews
It was quite a leap from sweetheart child who didn't say a word to controlling, possessive siren. But it was a very logical and clear journey.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,023 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Drew T.
A Dragon and his Tamer by Setari reviews
Drabbles focusing on the relationship between Charlie Weasley and Draco Malfoy. Some are fluff, some are smut, some very occassionally contain angst. All are 500 words or less.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 21,873 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Charlie W., Draco M.
Stealing a Thief's Heart by Takara Phoenix reviews
Jason is a detective trying to catch a thief. Percy is a waiter and thief trying not to be caught. Nico is Jason's rich boyfriend in love with a waiter and set on helping Jason. Will they keep the thief if they get him? Jason/Nico/Percy, slashy threesome
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,332 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - [Percy J., Nico A., Jason G.] - Complete
Out Of Milk by 74days reviews
Derek Hale had been invited to stay at Sheriff Stilinski's house after being somewhat of a Hero - much to Stiles distress. Surely living with Derek will never end well... Basically STEREK. All the time.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,786 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Lovebitten by LunaCanislupus reviews
The one where Derek gets bitten by a lovebug and Stiles is the first person he lays eyes on. Hilarity ensues.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,824 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
His Only Defence by LunaCanislupus reviews
Stiles had just accidentally challenged an alpha. Oh God and Scott had just stood by and let him do it. He was the worst best friend ever. Stiles was going to kill him. Except oh right, the alpha was going to kill him first. Like beyond dead, ripped into tiny little pieces dead. So far dead that his dad would not be able to identify him, dead.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 126,550 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Animal Heart by starsinlove reviews
As his dad's tiresome messenger, Draco finds himself trapped in a cold forest in his Animagus form and wounded. Hermione discovers him and helps patch up his wounded leg... and his heart. Rated T because I'm sexy & I know it... not really :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,517 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Rules of a Victor by The Other Everdeen Girl reviews
What it really meant to be a victor for the Capitol. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Johanna M., Finnick O. - Complete
Bodyguard by Annevader reviews
With a psychotic killer on the loose and Rose as the only witness, her life is suddenly in danger. To protect her, an Auror must follow her at all times. But did it have to be her ex-flame, Scorpius Malfoy? #Winner of Best Post-School at Next-Gen Awards#
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,108 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Last Spy by sylphides reviews
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape slowly learn from each other as the war escalates and the Final Battle approaches. AU from HBP. Out of a war where children must grow up too fast, Hermione and Severus develop a beautiful friendship and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 594,521 - Reviews: 2582 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Good Luck Has Its Storms by Emmylia reviews
Harry's marriage with Ginny has crumbled into dust. Draco decides this is the perfect time to make a move. Add into the mix several children and conspiring relatives and it's a recipe for success...right? Not! Especially with jealous exes to contend with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,187 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Little Dragon Boy by whatabeautifulmess reviews
He could've played for England if he hadn't gone off chasing dragons. FREEVERSE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Charlie W. - Complete
Five Places Cinna Came From by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Cinna did not come from the Capitol. Five paths he took out of the Districts, and why he set a nation on fire. A series of five character exploration pieces about Cinna the Conspirator.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 84,351 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Cinna, Finnick O. - Complete
Must Have Done Something Right by MissPronounced reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 202,151 - Reviews: 3592 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
If the Roles Were Reversed by your.kat reviews
Quinn said, "You know, I would have tortured you if the roles were reversed." Rachel just replied, "I know." Well, now the roles are reversed. Let's see what happens...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 151,669 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Inscription by bipolarbearxi reviews
Every week, she notices there's a new word inked on Quinn's skin. Rachel certainly hadn't expected junior year to turn out like this, just chock-full of surprises, most of which revolve around a certain blonde, drawing them slowly together.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,816 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
After by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH In so many stories, the curtain falls after the first kiss, the first touch, the first night together. But what happens in all the days... after?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,145 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7520 - Favs: 4,838 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 4982 - Favs: 4,746 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Out of the Depths by Laurielove reviews
A tale of emotional and physical dependency. A nineteen-year-old Hermione is back at Hogwarts, dissatisfied with life, and her bewildering new feelings for her Potions Master confuse her even more. HG/SS. M content. Age-appropriate readers, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 137,011 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts a History: As Told by the Sorting Hat by Turophile reviews
The true history of the infamous school, told from the accurate point of view of one disgruntled and underappreciated hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3479 - Favs: 5,722 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4349 - Favs: 6,461 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Numbers Never Lie by klynie reviews
A fair bit of shouting, some tears, and advice for a bad hair day. A Snape is Hermione's Father story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,812 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6406 - Favs: 5,167 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4930 - Favs: 8,425 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 6,790 - Follows: 496 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Letter To The Editor by Moxy reviews
Voldemort writes a letter to the editor of the Daily Prophet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/18/2003
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The Animals reviews
Hermione moved into the Dursley's.Harry is discovering his sexuality.Ron is hungry. Draco and Pansy are bad Death Eaters.Blaise personally doesn't care.Ginny wants Harry to notice her.Luna is well. .Luna.Now what do the eight of them have to do with this new prophecy?Only time and Dumbledore will tell. Eventual DM/HP other pairs in the wind warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Shorty and the Giant reviews
A story on the shorty, Clove and a giant, Cato and how they were enemies then allies then lovers but overall they were something Cato was never suppose to be. They were losers. "I thought Shorty had it covered."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Mika and Layla and The Sorcerer's Stone reviews
Be on the lookout the twins are going to Hogwarts and I don't mean Fred and George. Mika and Layla are packing there bags and going to meet up with the gang, Harry, Hermione, Ron, and our favorite Slytherins . Hogwarts better watch out. Not a Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/6/2011
Big Brother Lies reviews
During Potions, Hermione's bad day revels things about her family she never knew or even wanted to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.