Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.
Okay this isn't my actual profile. . . yet. I just have to get something off my chest.
When has fanfiction been about something other then the books? When have people started flaming impossible ships? Is the fanfiction world no longer about our dreams, the ones that were not written on paper? That is what fanfiction is about. I don't like mary-sues as much as the next person but is flaming a story for all it's worth, worth it? People have seemed to forgotten that words sometimes do speak louder then actions. And in the fanfiction world, words are all we have. So all you people out their who are starting your miniature revolutions to try to destroy many people's dreams, I congratulate you on being worst, then some of the worst villains. (we know and love) To all you people out there who still remember what fanfiction was about in the first place. I congratulate you on being one of the best heroes known to man-kind.
Hello Maya here! Reviews are welcomed and encouraged. This is my profile with details on my stories, information about me and alot of quotes!
Check Out my Fav Stories they all rock!! If I do say so myself and they are all completed except Pet Project
I have black hair and brown eyes.
My favorite colors are purple and green.
My favorite animal is a panda.
I live in the USA and that all you need to know.
My name is Maya but i do go by Artemis also know as Arty
I am old enough to know better
My birthday is June 14th
I'm on twitter! If you want to check me out my URL https://twitter.com/#!/only_smart_one
I'm on PotterMore, username is CauldronGold3477
Harry Potter books, music, Once Upon A Time, writing, chocolate, friends, shopping, reading, Glee, purple, quotes, music, fanfiction, The Hunger Games, green, Math, presents, sweets, tigers, PJO, snow, singing, my dog, going to new places, flying.
I don’t love:
Vegetables, bullies, arguments, ladybugs, people who don’t seem to be able to use spell-check, wasps, Cora, ice, bad hair days, when people can’t be bothered to review, horror films, gore, bitches, tattoos.
Draco/Hermione*Derek/Stiles*Harry/Luna* Draco/Harry* Hermione/ Severus* Remus/Sirius*Rose/Scorpius*Gale/Prim*Haymitch/ Effie*Cato/Clove*Carlisle/Esme*Thalia/Nico*Artemis/Holly*Rumpelstiltskin/Red*Foaly/Opal*Quinn/Rachel*Draco/Charlie*Renesmee/Alec*GOLDEN QUEEN FOREVES*Leo/Reyna*Percy/Nico*
famous bachelors, Seth, Nico, Charlie, Leo, Gale, Alec*
Ships that need to be sunk
At the moment incest is a big no-no for me I mean ewww. I don’t normally like major age differences expect Severus and Hermione and some people I just don't like with anyone at all.
Siruis/Severus (They hate each other, I mean Sirius hates Snape. So people that can write a good that I congratulate you)
Snape/Harry (For some reason I can't help but think "Harry, dear, he was almost your father, he loves you for the eyes!!!!!")
Ron/ Hermione (I just don’t like him at all for some reason he just annoys me and for the same reason as Harry/Hermione.)
Prim/ Gale (I know big hypocrite on this one but Gale is first off serious age difference and Prim is so innocent and like her older sister she is just going to get brunt by Gale's fire)
Harry/Hermione (I don’t hate these two together but I just always imagined them as a more brother/sister sort of thing.)
Draco/Ron (Hate Ron! In most stories even J.K's Ron is always portrayed as an idiot and I can't think of someone as Draco as Draco is to ever date him. )
Golden Heart(Oncers know what I mean) I sorry but every time I see them i just get sick to my stomach, i just don't see it.On a second note it may be because I ship Golden Queen. But one person put it perfectly when they said "Cora had been corrupt when he met her, but with Regina, he had to draw the darkness out" If you remember what story this was PM please. . .
Leo/Hazel (Now I love Hazel and you all know I love me some Leo but um. . . She almost became his Great-Great Grandmother which is sorta creepy. . . Very creepy actually so umm don't hate the ship just sort of creeped out by it.)
Now I'm about to become hypocritical again
Percy/Nico and Thalia/Nico. . . Cousins. . . Incest nope! xD Why do I pair Nico with these too it's because I want Nico to get love.
On another note, Twilight age differences I give up!! Their vampires they live forever so I just got to get over it. :D Also on that note Renesmee and Alec totally awesome!!
I adore quotes! These are from various websites/T.V. shows and some I made up myself. :)
Everyone wants happiness no one wants pain but you cant have a rainbow without a little rain
I live in my own little world – but it is okay they know me there.
Everything here is eatable. I'm edible, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
If you're good at something, never do it for free.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
I am NOT saying you’re stupid...I'm just implying it.
If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.
God made men...then he had a better idea...
Getting older in inevitable – growing up is optional
OMG I have elbows
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
Do you remember when Pluto was a planet? Yeah, those were the days...
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.
You're so far past the line; you can't even see the line. The line is a dot to you.
Thought it'd be great, you know? Have some time alone with my thoughts... turns out; I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think
Observe the art of getting what you want. Watch, learn, and don't eat my banana.
Time is a good teacher. It's just bad he kills all his pupils.
Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
Just when I think you said the most stupid thing ever, you keep on talking.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe!
Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.
When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!"
Better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you’re a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. (Mark Twain)
The newscaster is the person who says “Good evening” and then tells you why it’s not.
Don’t take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
If you don’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be glad to do it for you. :)
Take candy, not drugs. (That right there W I S D O M!)
Be insane … because well behaved girls never made history.
I am absolutely awesome (agree or die).
If you’re gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.
Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C.
They say guns don’t kill people, people kill people. Well, I’m pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted ‘BANG’ I don’t think you’d kill a lot of people.
A friend will ring your doorbell and wait patiently, but a best friend will pound on your door incessantly until you open it fifteen seconds later and say ‘This situation could have been avoided if you had simply left your door unlocked!
I don’t have a dog. I eat my own homework.
Guitar, for sale … Cheap … no strings attached.
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
Define 'normal(Say to a boy :) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. (I actually did say this. It felt really good.
If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Don't count the days, make the days count.
I'm not crazy, you're just more sane than I am.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
My door is always open, so feel free to leave.
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
Title: Big Brother Lies
Summary: During Potions, a potions proves that all Hermione knew about her family was a lie.
Notes: So this came to me in a dream. . . Yeah it’s being edited now.
Title: Changing History: Chamber of Secrets
Summary: Two unknowns during Hogwarts are changing history whether they know it or not.
Notes: Also being edited because it is still plaguing my mind
Title: In Another Life
Summary: This is the games where Ceasar finally realizes he is part of politics and the two new game makers are Trying to keep their heads. And a pair of tributes learn the definition of I have your back. this is the 51st Hunger Games may the odds be in everyone's favor.
Notes: Still waiting for forms but I have already started writing
Title: The Animals
Summary: Hermione's moved into the Dursley's. Harry is discovering his sexuality. Draco and Pansy are bad death eaters. Blaise personally doesn't care. Ron is hungry. Ginny wants Harry to notice her. Luna is well. . . Luna. Now what do the 8 of them have to do with a new prophecy? Only time and Dumbledore will tell.
Notes: 1st ever slash and most likely my 1st ever HG/SS. I'm happy really happy.
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I, Mazabm, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution.
That’s me for now so peace faith and love! xx