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If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever found yourself yelling angrilly at your computer, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

A good friend would bail you out of jail, your best friend would be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome" copy this on your profile if you have a best friend.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

A best friend is a friend you can call in the middle of the night and say you murdered someone and they'd ask where to hide the body.

Ok then, do it, but don't come running to me when you've broken both of your legs.

It's always the darkest before dawn. So if you're gonna steal your neighbor's paper, that's the time to do it.

I don't bite. Wait...That's a lie.

I do whatever my rice krispies tell me to do.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every 6 months.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

You! With the hair nicer than mine! Off my planet!

I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

One by one the penguins steal my sanity.

The police never think its as funny as you do.

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

Stupid people make me wanna kill someone.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.(hehe Itachi)

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." --Edgar Allen Poe

If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. BE EVIL!

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/wrench out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile

If you think that you have psychic powers but are just not activated yet, copy and paste this into your profile

94 percent of people would scream if Edward Cullen were to fall in love with someone else other than Bella. if your the 6 percent who wouldn't care then copy and paste this into your profile

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating

Sometimes people build walls, not to keep other people away, but to see who cares enough to tear them down.

There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're dead.

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator.

If you could spend 24 hours looking at Fanfictions,Youtube videos, & other peoples profiles,Copy & Paste this in your profile.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If you want to be the type of guy that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

NBC: No Body Cares.

Being a writer gives you the chance to be the dictator of your own imaginary world.

It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.

If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...'

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

I like you, you shall be allowed to live another 7 minuties.

Let's do something daring! LET'S EAT FROZEN YOGURT!

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

Don't you hate it when people whine and rant about Mary Sues even when the OC rocks out loud? Then copy and paste this into your profile

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you really done?

I didn't steal it I just borrowed it without permission and with no intention of giving it back...ever...

I've got a shovel and an acre of land. I don't think anybody will miss you.

I dream of a better tomorrw - where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about thier motives

No comment.

But, my good sir, you just commented by saying 'no comment,' therefore commenting and all the while creating a contradictory statement with the power equal to that of dividing by zero. Congratulations- you just ended the world

Six hours later, I still hadn't managed to write a full sentence for the paper due the next morning. However, I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile

Some random things I found in a pub (yes I got into pubs even though I'm a minor - but I have coke!)

There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, Hire someone to do it, Forbid your children to do it.

If I had to live my life over again, I'd live over a pub

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age

Fires are like men - they go out if not watched

An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications

I always arrive late for work but make up for it by leaving early

There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man by which so much happiness is produced as by a tavern or inn

Religions change - beer and wine remain

A shin is a device for finding furniture in the dark

I fear the man that drinks water... he remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night

An englishman being flattered is a lamd; threatened a lion

Nothing is never a good thing to do but always a good thing to say

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and the Chuck Norris way... which is the wrong way only faster and with more roundhouse kicks.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...

There were only 150 Pokemon.Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool.Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the Brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. Texting was done on calculator.

You Know You Hate Disney When...

1)You turn off the tv when every a Disney show or a commercial about one comes one.

2)You hate every recent movie that they've made (High School Mucical, ect.)

3)You look back on old cartoons (the Animaniacs, Tiny Toons, Pinky & The Brain, ect.) and wonder why they don't show them anymore.

4)You'd rather watch the news than watch Disney Channel

5)When ever your younger sibling is playing Hannah Montana/Jonas Brothers music, your ears feel like they're going to explode

6)You cover your ears with inyour pillow whenever you little sibling is playing Disney music

7)You have/wish you had a dart board with the actors faces on it

8)At night you pray that The Disney Channel would be taken off the air forever and replaced with a better channel (i.e. FUNimation channel)

9)You want a Death Note to write the actors names

10)You have used/will use/want to use your/a friend's Death Note to write the actor's names down.

If you Agree, copy and paste onto your profile (I actually like the pixar movies btw)

1.Your real name: Andrew
2.Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Rewdnax
3.Your Gangsta name(the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Andizzle
4.Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Blue Cat
5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Michael Hancock
6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Broan
7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Red Pepsi
8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Wayne Michelle
9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Gracie (That doesn’t sit me at all!)

Death Note Survey:

1. Who is your favorite Death Note character(s)?
L and Light

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

Do I have to have one?

3. Are you a Death Note Yaoi fan?

No.

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
No.

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:
*Crys* I want a deathnote so badly!

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?
No.

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?
No.

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?
Light/Misa.

9. Did you think Matt's death was fair?
No no no hell no.

10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end?
He knew that it was the only way to catch Kira?

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?
Yes and no. It was good at first but then he went to the dark side.

12. Your favorite Wammy kid?
Not gonna answer this one

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?
Pro-kira ftw!

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?
Yes.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

No

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?
A good chance

17. Sub or dub?
dub can’t stand subtitles.

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?
Anti-Misa.

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?
In the end she was helping Near the most and only leaking information.

20. Do you even know who BB is?
Who?

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Neutral nerd is that an ok answer?

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?
Do I have to choose?

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?
Awesome.

24. Which character would be the best OOC?
L

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?
I havn’t read any yet but they should be at least ok if there like any other fics.

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?

No.

27. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?
A little bit I showed it to them.

28. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?
No.

29. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?
No.

30. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?
No.

31. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?
No.

32. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
No

33. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?

No

34. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?
No

35.Do you want to own a Death Note?
YES YES YES. I SHALL RID THE WORLD OF EVIL AS LIGHT TRIED TO EXCEPT I WILL NOT FAIL!

36. Do you wish the series had ended differently?
A little bit but that’s how the creator wanted it to end.

37. Do you draw Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?
No.

38. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns?

He’s ok.

39. Do you have a Death Note OC?
Kinda. I use the same guy for everything

40. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?
No.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson

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Notes about Random by LittleGreenPuppy reviews
The gang gets bored in class. What do they do about it? Pass notes. YY/Y YB/R YM/M S/J YAOI! I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 37,249 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 9/27/2009
100 Shots by Baxter54132 reviews
How much can you say in 100 words? Follows Royai 100 themes. Chapter 100, Halves: Equivilant exchange says that you have to give in order to recieve. Winry has a different take on this, and Riza agrees with her. COMPLETE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 27,344 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Some New Disaster by Severen reviews
One shot song Fic. Chell's life after the ending of Portal 2 set to,"Want You Gone."
Portal - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Chell, Weighted Companion Cube - Complete
Cat and Mouse by FriendofFoes reviews
Running through the streets of Domino, Yugi never stood a chance. Lemon, Yaoi. YxYY.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
EdWin: 100 moments, 100 themes by Eternal White Rose reviews
100 moments/themes; varying throughout the story of Brotherhood, focusing on Edward and Winry. Rated T for Ed and his big mouth sometimes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Edward E., Winry R.
Edward's Alchemy Book by Hawkpath13 reviews
You know that little pocket book he had in Leior? This is what was actually in it. I swaer to god, it's true. Crackfic. Rated R for retarded.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
A day in the life of YGO Abridged by The Layman reviews
This is a little scene I wrote set in the universe of Yugioh; The Abridged Series. Hopefully, it will actually be halfway good.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Falling Stars by Tastychainsaws reviews
The four girls have lived in an enormous underground vault their entire lives safe from the hellish wastes. But when Konata's father leaves randomly one morning she drags her friends with her to find him and possibly a new life. DONE!
Crossover - Fallout & Lucky Star - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,770 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Kagami H. - Complete
Straw by Agggghhheptonygm reviews
An incongruously adult and GRIMDARK-ified reimagining of Pokemon, where Jesse and James reach breaking point and decide to revenge themselves upon those they feel have made their lives miserable - starting with Ash, Misty and Brock. M for blood 'n' swears
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,670 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō - Complete
A Note to the Fangirls from Edward Elric by AdventureAddict reviews
You just don't get it, do you? I am not something to just boss around as you please. Not only is fanfiction completely illogical, it's downright annoying!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,142 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Family by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
.AU. Riza's dry cleaning errand turns into saving a badly injured boy from a fight. When she gets him home, she finds he's a gang member and decides to help him recover. She wants to change the boy's life, but will he want to? Will his gang let him?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,696 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Edward E., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Exposed! by Sora-Chan The Brave And Random reviews
What happens when one day, the cast of YuGiOh actually finds our happy fan fiction site? How will they react to the portrayals, the stereotypes, the PAIRINGS? Warning: Malik's near a window. Joey’s I.Q. test is in the mail. 1shot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
A Brother's Truth by Candyland reviews
In A Price Paid in Blood, Gohan said that he would tell Goten what had happened when Goten was older. Well, did he? Or did Goten somehow manage to stumble across his brother's secret on his own?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Goten, Gohan - Complete