If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever found yourself yelling angrilly at your computer, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile
A good friend would bail you out of jail, your best friend would be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome" copy this on your profile if you have a best friend.
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.
A best friend is a friend you can call in the middle of the night and say you murdered someone and they'd ask where to hide the body.
Ok then, do it, but don't come running to me when you've broken both of your legs.
It's always the darkest before dawn. So if you're gonna steal your neighbor's paper, that's the time to do it.
I don't bite. Wait...That's a lie.
I do whatever my rice krispies tell me to do.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every 6 months.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
You! With the hair nicer than mine! Off my planet!
I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
One by one the penguins steal my sanity.
The police never think its as funny as you do.
If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
Stupid people make me wanna kill someone.
My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday
When in doubt, push random buttons!
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.(hehe Itachi)
No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." --Edgar Allen Poe
If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. BE EVIL!
If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/wrench out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile
If you think that you have psychic powers but are just not activated yet, copy and paste this into your profile
94 percent of people would scream if Edward Cullen were to fall in love with someone else other than Bella. if your the 6 percent who wouldn't care then copy and paste this into your profile
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.
If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating
Sometimes people build walls, not to keep other people away, but to see who cares enough to tear them down.
There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.
Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're dead.
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
If you could spend 24 hours looking at Fanfictions,Youtube videos, & other peoples profiles,Copy & Paste this in your profile.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
If you want to be the type of guy that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
NBC: No Body Cares.
Being a writer gives you the chance to be the dictator of your own imaginary world.
It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.
If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...'
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
I like you, you shall be allowed to live another 7 minuties.
Let's do something daring! LET'S EAT FROZEN YOGURT!
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!
Don't you hate it when people whine and rant about Mary Sues even when the OC rocks out loud? Then copy and paste this into your profile
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you really done?
I didn't steal it I just borrowed it without permission and with no intention of giving it back...ever...
I've got a shovel and an acre of land. I don't think anybody will miss you.
I dream of a better tomorrw - where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about thier motives
But, my good sir, you just commented by saying 'no comment,' therefore commenting and all the while creating a contradictory statement with the power equal to that of dividing by zero. Congratulations- you just ended the world
Six hours later, I still hadn't managed to write a full sentence for the paper due the next morning. However, I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile
Some random things I found in a pub (yes I got into pubs even though I'm a minor - but I have coke!)
There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, Hire someone to do it, Forbid your children to do it.
If I had to live my life over again, I'd live over a pub
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age
Fires are like men - they go out if not watched
An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications
I always arrive late for work but make up for it by leaving early
There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man by which so much happiness is produced as by a tavern or inn
Religions change - beer and wine remain
A shin is a device for finding furniture in the dark
I fear the man that drinks water... he remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night
An englishman being flattered is a lamd; threatened a lion
Nothing is never a good thing to do but always a good thing to say
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and the Chuck Norris way... which is the wrong way only faster and with more roundhouse kicks.
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...
There were only 150 Pokemon.Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool.Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the Brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. Texting was done on calculator.
You Know You Hate Disney When...
1)You turn off the tv when every a Disney show or a commercial about one comes one.
2)You hate every recent movie that they've made (High School Mucical, ect.)
3)You look back on old cartoons (the Animaniacs, Tiny Toons, Pinky & The Brain, ect.) and wonder why they don't show them anymore.
4)You'd rather watch the news than watch Disney Channel
5)When ever your younger sibling is playing Hannah Montana/Jonas Brothers music, your ears feel like they're going to explode
6)You cover your ears with inyour pillow whenever you little sibling is playing Disney music
7)You have/wish you had a dart board with the actors faces on it
8)At night you pray that The Disney Channel would be taken off the air forever and replaced with a better channel (i.e. FUNimation channel)
9)You want a Death Note to write the actors names
10)You have used/will use/want to use your/a friend's Death Note to write the actor's names down.
If you Agree, copy and paste onto your profile (I actually like the pixar movies btw)
1.Your real name: Andrew
Death Note Survey:
1. Who is your favorite Death Note character(s)?
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
Do I have to have one?
3. Are you a Death Note Yaoi fan?
4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?
7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?
8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?
9. Did you think Matt's death was fair?
10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end?
11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?
12. Your favorite Wammy kid?
13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?
14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?
17. Sub or dub?
18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?
19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?
20. Do you even know who BB is?
21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Neutral nerd is that an ok answer?
22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?
23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?
24. Which character would be the best OOC?
25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?
26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?
27. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?
28. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?
29. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?
30. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?
31. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?
32. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
33. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?
34. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?
35.Do you want to own a Death Note?
36. Do you wish the series had ended differently?
37. Do you draw Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?
38. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns?
39. Do you have a Death Note OC?
40. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson
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