Author has written 10 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Welcome to my profile, I use to share this and thats why you will see Fox Twin at the bottom of some of my stories. I'm the only one who updates on this so Hi people of earth. I love reading and writing but i love Procrastination more, lol. i hope you will ejoy my stories and all that good stuff.
I am a proud American with Military parents that i am glad are still alive with me today. though we are dealing with injuries from overseas that seem to not have any solution (I hope you get better daddy!). I love my country and will stand with it and it's people! No, i don't agree with the people in power at the moment and wish for all of them to get out of congress. I hate their stupid greed that is slowly destroying us from the inside (or so thats how i see it). I can't stand Obama (Who is the president) and I wish he wasn't in office but I can't do anything about that and this is just my personal opnion.
I wish the world had more compassion and could be open minded. I'm the type person who says 'you believe what you believe and i believe what i believe, now that we see it's diffrent let's say what they hey and forget about it!' I don't care what you believe in as long as you don't try to force it on me or others. i think we should all look past our differences and get along. why do we have to have war and kill each other? why do we fight our politicians battles, let them do it themselves. and no i am NOT anti-war. I stand with my counrty and if you mess with us we will fight back (well i will). like i said before you don't bother us and we won't bother you. . .
Well off of that i love Hetalia at the moment and i am working on my stories i promise *cough cough she lies cough couch* okay you cought me im actually making my sister finish my America Breaks Down storie so the last chapter other then the first like 7 paraggraphs are hers. I love PruCan and it does not get enough love and it should. i am a twin so im completly against twincest so no AmerCan or Italy x Ramano okay people. i do like UsUk though... i love prussia it has become an addiction for me.
Im writing up a plan for another canada and Prussia story where Matthew is fighting depression and suicidal thoughts. Prussia moves to town and finds the quiet boy interseting and Awesome. after helping out the canadian from an abusive relationship he helps him figure out that he is seeing things the wrong way and life isn't as bad as he thinks.
I am basing this story off of my own feelings. i know when i get sad it's becasue i want to be sad not that it's anyone's fault. so in the story Prussia is the friend i wish i could have that helps me get over it so, yea. writing is my threapy and keeps me happy. that and i just read th1rteen r3asons why. it was so sad and awesome!
I am they type person who takes on a Prussia personality but im treated like Canada and ignored like America. i do take an intrest in other countries and i love history. so no not all Americans are ignorant. and what i believe the world sees as ignorance is acutally innocence. if you think about it America (and Canada in a kind of way) haven't gone through all of the hardships the other countries have. we have had our civil wars and stuff (which if i say my self was Engalnds fault since it wasn't about slavary that was just the tipping point, no it was about weath or not we should stay invovled with Engalnds banks so yes it was about money of all things) but we haven't had to really change our lifes as much as some of the others have. we haven't had dictators that want to build us up by destroying us and though people think we are brain washed into thinking we are awesome its not brain wash. (Yea if you haven't noticed im leaving the Canadians out of all this because i don't really know much about them so im not draggin them into it) we know we are awesome because America is. No we havn't lost a war we have entered (We LEFT vitename (sp) so we did not lose we simply left the arguement in the middle and aloud them to let their blood boil because it didn't concern us). Okay so I also have an accont on yourfanfiction . com and have re posted my stories from here to there.
History only has one major flaw, it was written by the winners unknown
From time to time, the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots.
War is cruelty. There's no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is the sooner it will be over.
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
War is fear cloaked in courage.
— General William Westmoreland
“Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.” —Mao Tse-Tung
There is a story of a Bolshevik revolutionary who was standing on a soap box speaking to a small crowd in Times Square. After describing the glories of Socialism and Communism, he said: “Come the revolution and everyone will eat peaches and cream.”
A little old man at the back of the crown yelled out: “I don’t like peaches and cream.”
The Bolshevik thought about that for a moment and then replied: “Come the revolution, Comrade, you will like peaches and cream.”
"You remember the rules you break, not the rules you fallow."- i can't remember who said this but i saw when my cousin was playing MW3 and i thought it was awesome
Also i am looking for a beta reader and someone who can translate my stories into other languages; Russian, French, and Spanish. if anyone can do that, i would aperciate it greatly :).
Info for fox twin-
Weight: I don't think that matters or has anything to do with my stories.
Hair: dirty-blonde, in the summer it has random colors in it.
Eyes: Blue-grey (they change shades with what i wear but are mostly a dark color)
Favorite food: Chicken dumplings
Favorite drink: Yahoos (I like chacolate milk)
Favorite dessert: Double chocolate cake
Favorite candy: Pocky
Statement about herself: "I'm a pretty random person, but in public places I'm kinda calm. Until, that is, I'm with my friends and I'm comfortable with the situation... POPTARTS!!!
I love yaoi and im a chick if you can't figure it out. I tend to use a lot of slang in my stories so im sorry for that. I love critcism, please kindly give me advice.
I have watched Naruto, FMA, Shugo chara, vampire knight, hetalia, black cat, black blood brothers, Angle beats, and a bunch of other stuff i can't care to remember about at the moment.
1. you cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idoits, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover that #1 is a lie.
4. Your smiling now because your an idiot.
5. You soon will show this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologize about this.
But im an idiot and i need company...
You now have 2 options... ignor this or post this on your file to put a smile on someone else's face today!
If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name! DaniZaraki, At Night We Rise,
If you wish Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan and Kakuzu didn't have to die, copy and paste this onto your profile andadd your name: Sand Siblings Rule, Chocolate random pie10,SakuraAkatsuki101, HiHi-Ai!, ItaSakuxTenshi!, XxXDeidara LoverXxX, DaniZaraki,At Night We Rise,
If you're conviced Gaara is not emo, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
Which Hetalia character are you?
The Axis Powers
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
[x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood. [x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. [x]You're very happy-go-lucky. [x]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies. [x]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up. [x]You're a good artist. [x]You can be clumsy at times. [ ]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something. [ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" [ ]You would surrender in a war situation. (7/10) PASTA!!!
Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)
]You're very stoic and serious. [x]Sausages are your favourite foods. [ ]You like to walk your dog. [x]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case. [ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T. [x]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules. [x]You work very hard. [x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'. [x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people. ]You've had issues with money once or twice. (6/10)
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[x]You're very mature. [x]You think everything over before saying it. [ ]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one. [x]You isolated yourself during childhood.(I tried.) [ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time. ]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world. [x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people. [x]You're good at practical tasks. [x] You need time to adjust to new people. (6/10)
The Allied Forces
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[x]You love hamburgers.
[x]You think you're awesome.
[x]You love to invent things. [x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films. ]You can seem to be very brash to other people. [x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business. [ ]You're terrified of ghosts. [ ]You know aliens exist. [ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time. ]You wear glasses. (5/10)
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
[x]You like tea. [x]You were quite tough as a kid. [x]You're very sarcastic and cynical. [ ]Your cooking is awful. [x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (UNICORNS! x3) [ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens. [ ]You have tried doing black magic before. [ ]You get drunk quite easily. [ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy. [ ]You're good at embroidery. (4/10)
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[x]You're very affectionate. [x]You think you have a great fashion sense. [x]You like wine. [x]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.(I've never had a bf to that with but i kow excatly what to say;) ) [x]You love red roses. [ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[x]You're very proud of yourself.
[x]You love culture and the arts. [ ]You're very flamboyant. [ ]You say you're a gourmet . (7/10) ONHONHONHONHON
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[ ]You had a very sad childhood. [x]You're very tall. [x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities. [ ]You wear a scarf all the time. [x]You love sunflowers. [x]You love vodka. [x]You can seem intimidating to other people. ]You're very strong. [ ]You have a big nose. ]You have a strange laugh that can scare people. (5/10) VODKA!!!
China (Wang Yao)
[x]You're very mature. [ ]You're very superstitious. ]You're very religious. [ x]You love pandas. ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes. ]You love Hello Kitty. [x]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. [x]You work hard. [x]You're good at drawing. [x]You like sweets. (6/10) PANDA!!!
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[x]You are very well-raised. [x]You're polite. (Well, unless you tick me off.) [ ]You love classical music. [x]You like cake. (I love anything sweet) [ ]You have a mole on your face. [ ]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away. [x]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument. [ ]You've composed music before. [x]You tend to call people 'morons'. ]You wear glasses. (4/10)
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x]You're often ignored by people. ]You look younger than you actually are. [ ]You love hockey.(wouldn't know, never watched it) [x]You love polar bears. [x]You hate fighting. [x]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.(I straighten my hair sometimes that stupid strand,bleh) [x]You often get mistaken for someone else.(I'm a twin so duh) [x]You feel under-appreciated. [x]You're bilingual. [ ]You always carry a bear with you. (7/10)
[ ]You smoke. ]You're very physically strong. [ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights. [ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other. [x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics. ]You like hot weather. [x]You can be very friendly from time to time. [x]You look very tough on the outside. ]You make a very nice role-model. [ ]You don't let people get a word in edgewise. (2/10)
Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)
]You have a potty-mouth. ]You like to wear flowers in your hair. [ ]You used to be a very tough kid. ]You're very reliable.(only in my head) [x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy. [x]You're very faithful. [x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike. [ ]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. [x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next. [ ]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (4/10)
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x]You're very loyal. [x]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.(i don't really have a best friend.) [x]You're very serious.(Matters who im around) [x]You have a lot of patience. [x]You think too much about philosophical stuff. [x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc. [x]You're not very confident. ]You were quite rebellious as a child. [x]People tend to walk all over you. [ ]You're a born worrier. (8/10)
Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)
[ ]You're very flamboyant. [x]You're quite hyperactive. (Sometimes i am, around certain people) [x]You can be quite goofy. [ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix. ]You're very wary of strangers. (You don't know whats out there man... *shiver*) [x]It takes you ages to come out of your shell. [x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty. [x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions. ]You get up to lots of crazy antics .
[x]You love ponies (PONY! :3)
Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
]You're quite mean-spirited. [ ]You're a bit of a hooligan. [x]You're very loyal. [x]You're very good at tactics. [ ]You hate Russia. ]You love to fight people. [x]You can avoid marriages quite well. [x]You like drinking. [x]You want to become stronger. (5/10)
Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
]You are clueless about things around you. ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes. [x]You're very responsible. ]You tend to dramatize over things a lot. ]You love churros. [x]You help people in crisis. [x]You are quite random. [x]Somehow, you like bananas. [x]You often offer food to people. [ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers. (5/10)
South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
]You tend to overreact a lot. [x]You like to order people around. [ ]You're a scaredy-cat. ]You curse a lot. (Never around people with authority over me!) [x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you. (I never show it though... I just space out and play it in my head) [ ]You tend to blush easily. [x]You are lazy like hell. (Very, I rarely leave my house!) [x]You love tomatoes a lot. [x]You fix yourself on stupid matters. (I yell at people for eating the last piece of cake!) ]You get defensive at the slightest comment.
Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)
You stay neutral in thing no matter what ()
You are reclusive ()
You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to (x)
You work hard on things until they're done ()
You can't get along friendly with other people ()
But, you're kind towards siblings ()
You're actually quite strong (x)
You have a lot of money (x) (I'm actually very cheep, I don't spend money on anyone but myself)
You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring (x)
You had a hard past ()
Korea (Im Yong-Soo)
You care a lot about your family (X)
You love watching movies, and creating things (x)
You're stronger than you seem (x)
You're a Going-My-Way person ()
You love kimchi ()
You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking (X)
You tend to piss off your elders ()
You like to claim things as yours (x)
You love games and Internet (X)
You're slightly perverted (X)
Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)
You love Christmas and Santa (X) (The original St. Nick not the one that flies around with elves)
You're honest and quiet (x)
You are good at high-tech machinery ()
You like coming up with weird things (x)
You sense of taste is bad, as people say ( )
You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you (x)
You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse () (i do let people poke me around, but i don't think that counts)
You love saunas ( )
You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well (X)
For some reason, you have weird naming skills (x)
Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)
You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet (x)
You're honest, serious, and love debates (x) (well I'm honest and serious but I don't like debates that much unless I can hit the person I'm debating against x3)
You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it (x)
People think you're scary ()
You're clever with your hands ()
You make weapons with things that people don't imagine (x)
You're clumsy with human relationships (X)
You tend to go against stronger people ()
You give up pretty quick ( )
In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring (x)
Now I sit me down is school where praying is against the rule. For this great nation under God finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, it violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange, or green, that's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, and pierce our noses, tongues, and cheeks... They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible, to quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, and the 'unwed daddy' our Senior King. It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong, we're taught that such 'judgements' do not belong. We can get our condoms and birth controls, study witchcraft, vampires, and totem poles. But the Ten Commandments are not allowed, no word of God must reach the crowd. It's scary here I must confess, when chaos reings the school's a mess. So, Lord, this silent plea I make: Should I be shot; My soul please take! Amen.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (A/n I prefer the term spiritual)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (. . . But I am. . .)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (guys just aren’t worth is in high school)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (pfft, my bff is homo)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm Anti-Religious, so I MUST hate God
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (People don’t live after this comment >:). . .JK)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I wish)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Eh…)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (No, I just find pain amusing)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (those of you who can do this, be proud.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser (does managa count?)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (yep, myself…sorry about the random comments)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (What?! I don't even...)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future (please, someone make the world shut up about this)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.( I love my country, thank you very much)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (If this isn’t bold then I'm afraid…no I’m not XD)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMARITICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
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