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Joined 11-27-10, id: 2633449, Profile Updated: 10-15-13
Author has written 1 story for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Mass Effect.

I happen to love sayings; one of my favorites is: Regret nothing and do nothing to regret.


Quotes from my life:

"I think your hamster's getting high off pen fumes..."-Me

"I won't be home 'til midnight, so I can't. Besides, you have school tomorrow!" -Sister
"No I don't! Tomorrow's Sunday!" -Me

"What's it say about us when we've only been here two days and we already have three pets in the pet cemetery?" -Me
"That this place is cursed." -Mom

Quotes from random things:

Spiderman electrocutes Blade to wake him*
"Did you seriously just do that?" -Blade
"Uhh, nope. But in other news, Dracula." -Spiderman



So, I got to thinking about how I'd like to write characters, or what kind of characters I like to read in a story. For some reason, I seem to like characters that carry some horrible burden of evil that only they can handle. Characters that seem to have an unwavering goal of staying along the path of good, and not redefining it for selfish reasons. The settings in stories can vary, but it's when the character always does what he/she has to, not what he/she wants... that's the kind of story I like...
A few characters I can think of like this are as follows:

Master Chief/Spartan-117
I know he was trained to, and there are some things that could be argued in this matter, but he always fought. Hell, he froze himself, and instead of being like, 'Wake me when we're there,' He was all like, 'Wake me, when you need me.' He didn't give a rat's ass he'd still be fighting, he just knew he had more to do. Sure, his actions aren't really 'good' per se, but his loyalty never wavers.

Alex Mercer/ZEUS
Yeah, you're thinking, 'WHAT THE HELL?', but I'm saying this from a before Prototype 2 perspective (Having never played the second game since we can't be Alex *pouts*) In Prototype 1, Alex doesn't know who the hell he is, and has people pointing guns at him from the start. I'm sure you'd fight back if you were shot at for no reason and somehow lived. Point is, throughout the game, Alex goes after Gentek and Blackwatch. His reason being; They created this virus, they need to die. In his POV, Gentek and Blackwatch would just keep making these viruses for viral warfare, and thousands of people, like those in NY, would suffer. (Hope, Idaho proves this) Even at the end of the game, he states that Alex Mercer released the virus of Penn Station, indicating he fully acknowledges he isn't him. But, he also states he is something less than human, showing he believes himself less capable of the emotions all of us swing through on a daily basis. But, what gets me, is when he says he's something more. Before the events of Proto 2, I saw this as him acknowledging his greater capabilities, and to me, it made me think, 'Maybe he realizes how much more capable human are in their ability to create and express emotions, and perhaps he'll try to help keep them around because of his fascination at that. Perhaps he'll want to learn to be human, and when that happens, if it happens, he'll be more protective of humanity. But, until he strays from the path of... semi-good too much, he has my respect and awe.'... And then they fucked it up and made him evil...-ish... Still, awesome guy with his loyalty to... himself?

Maybe I'll update this later, but this is just a hint of what kind of characters I like and tend to attempt to write. As a recap, loyal, powerful, burdened individuals that could cause limitless destruction... but don't. (Bonus points if they're immortal and stuck with it forever [I'm horrible])


Random Survey

1. Grab the nearest book, open to page 18. What's line 4?
"And to George Archer's immense pride and satisfaction, eight small hatches sprang open to allow eight tiny cannon to emerge and fire eight staccato shots."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as possible. What is there?
An ornery, black kitten named Loki.

3. What is the last thing you watched on television?
Hocus Pocus

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
10:15 or so (10:09)

5. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives playing in the living room.

6. When was the last time you stepped outside? What were you doing?
About three months ago in July. I was swimming.

7. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Fem!Shep/Mordin Fanfics

8. What are you wearing?
Tekkoshocon T-shirt, and sweat pants.

9. Did you dream last night?
Yes. Something about a maze, a personification of my fears and memories, and the keyblade.

10. When did you last laugh?
When my brother sent me a text about an hour ago with a misspelled word that made the whole message sound wrong.

11. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
My drawings. And a calendar of Transformers:Prime. And pictures of my old rottweiler, Warrior (RIP).

12. Seen anything weird lately?
Define, 'weird'. (Probably not. My life's dull. I'm the one that makes people see weird shit.)

13. What do you think of this quiz?
Mildly amusing. Excellent for procrastinating.

14. What film did you last watch?
World War Z

15. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Dream house, lamborghini, all the robotics components I could ever need, a butler, and a maid.

16. Tell me something I don't know about you?
I'm a zombie.

17. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or consequences, what would you do?
Goodbye, religion.

18. Do you like to dance?
So long as no one's watching.

19. George Bush.
Are you trying to be clever? You are failing.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what would you name her?
Maxine.

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what would you name him?
Optimus Prime. His brother would be Megatron.

22. What do you want to say to god when you reach the pearly gates?
I'd rather rule in hell, than serve in heaven. I'm outta here, bitches!

Bonus Question: When did you stop taking this seriously?
Bitch, I'm always serious.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (Used to)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser

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