Author has written 3 stories for Egyptian Mythology, Charmed, and Sherlock Holmes.
-major history dork
-MAJOR egyptian lover
color(s): blue, purple, and black
animal: jackal and leopard
movies: new Sherlock Holmes, Inception, Dark night
hobbies: swimming, drawing, writing
music: paramore, linkin park, AC/DC
books: Maximum ride, sherlock holmes, robin hood, THE BELGARIAD!
memo: i hate twilight and the series.
im still waiting for my Hogwarts letter. i pretty much live more in my own imagination and in my own head than i do in reality.
you say jonas brothers, i say Metallica
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good.
The word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking"
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door
I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on.
->>The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
I've seen one of those tiny American flags that have a tag saying, "Made in china"
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?