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Joined 11-27-10, id: 2633529, Profile Updated: 01-11-14
Author has written 24 stories for Fast and the Furious, Real Steel, Naruto, and Uglies.

Formerly known as Chocolate and Diamonds

Formerly known as Chocolate and Diamonds.

I am a nerdy college student that uses writing as a stress reliever.

Current Projects:

Popular- Uglies Series / Tokyo Drift Crossover. Takes place in the city in Extras.

Choices- Badly needed re write.

Complications- HanXOC. Third and final story in the Choices / Consequences series. It is being completely rewritten. I may not post it when I'm done, but I'm not sure yet.

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Signed: From Your Not So Loyal Author by The Kazekage of Suna reviews
I, the Kazekage, am being forced to record my daily "struggles" and "thoughts" into an inanimate object called a "diary". I prefer the term journal, thank you very much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 123 - Words: 15,657 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Gaara
Raising Solo by Zolo77 reviews
Parenting, according to Han Solo. Cute, funny and heartwarming short stories featuring Han & his children. Please R&R. AN: some stories featured have appeared in my Time & Time Again series. Please enjoy.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 7,836 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Leia O., Han S., Jaina S., Jacen S.
A Glass of Crimson Souls by moonlit.nocturne reviews
"Why do you hate me so much, Chiaki?" "Because you're perfect, Uchiha, and I hate perfect people." "That's a bit unfair for me, you know. I might be imperfect. You don't know anything about me, really." "I hate you. That's all I need to know." But hate breeds passion, and passion breeds grief. And because Fate is cruel. ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 253,768 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Itachi U., OC - Complete
Chastity Belt by Dotti3 reviews
The male members of Team 7 wish to guard their dear Sakura's virtue from the evils of men. Unfortunately, they make the mistake of assigning Itachi the task in their absence. As it turns out, he's not as asexual as everyone assumed him to be. Non-mass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,487 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,107 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Signed From Sasuke: Your Loyal Stalker by Gaaralover2247 reviews
(I adopted this from The Kazekage of Suna) Sasuke uses a journal to record our favorite blonde ninja, for he wonders how Naruto gets so strong!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Sasuke U.
Intermissions by kawaiisuzu reviews
Naturally, Kushina decides to ward Namikaze off with an assortment of pointy objects. [A love story told in bits and pieces.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 32,912 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Vainglory by kawaiisuzu reviews
Winners write history. Losers make history. And Namikaze Minato, stuck somewhere in between, is Konoha's youngest missing nin. [Min x Kush, Alt. Universe]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,926 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Better Off Dead by wingedmercury reviews
When Hinata leaves Konoha, heartbroken but resolute, the last person she expects to see over the rim of her tea cup is him. "You look like you've just seen a ghost," he smirks, and Hinata thinks that some people are just better off dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,768 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Wolf Thief by catdompteuse reviews
"You're Itachi Uchiha. I've been reading about you. In a non-creepy, non-stalkerish way, I mean. But, it wouldn't matter, cause I'm a thief and my whole career is centered on information." It took Aiyana another minute to realize her mistake. "Crap." ItaOC. BACK IN PROGRESS! SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 80,204 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Itachi U.
Wit beyond measure by Mornings Light reviews
Itachi Uchiha, Ravenclaw prefect and then- professor at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Ino Yamanaka, the girl who is madly in love with him. It's written in the stars and every crystal ball says its true. If only he'd stop being stubborn and accept his destiny. 100 Prompts. AU Harry Potter style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Ino Y., Itachi U.
Make It Real by Slittlej reviews
Steve is determined to find out who has captured Kono's heart. When he does, what lengths will he go to win her for himself? Kono K. Steve M.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,987 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Kono K., Steve M. - Complete
Cold Case by Sariasprincy reviews
Sequel to Within the Messages. Two years ago, a major case brought them together. Now, when the TMPD takes a case from another department, the one person Sakura never wanted to see again forces their way back into her life and destroys everything. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,791 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mama's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys by xsparklesthemagicalunicornx reviews
"So why Tokyo?" She knew the answer but she wanted to know it from him. "No extradition." "So you're a regular cowboy? Bet your mama's proud." She replied as a joke and saw him smile as she swept her bangs from her face. "She is." Han/OC Pre Tokyo Drift
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 127,448 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Han - Complete
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
SakuxAkatsuki AU She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 192,508 - Reviews: 2927 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Of Twisted Technology and Miscommunications by Marchling reviews
AU - Post TFTF, Establish B/D - Dom's got a new phone, but the autocorrect is out of conrol. Hilarity ensues, for everyone but Dom. Rated M for language and sexy-ish texts
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Dom, Brian - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Dangerous Game by SecondWind20 reviews
Suddenly, my hands were forced above my head and he took a step towards me. I was about to protest when the look in his eyes shocked me into silence. Itachi leaned over me and whispered into my ear. “You don’t have a choice Suma.” M for language. ITAXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,366 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Itachi U.
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Mama, I'm in Love with a Criminal reviews
Car thief Alex Ramsey is the girl your mother warned you about. Manipulative and vain, she destroyed every relationship she ever had, and didn't care enough to look back. She never thought she'd care about what she lost, but after getting sucked into a crime spree with the famous Toretto gang, she realizes her life might just be missing something. HanXOC
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,186 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Han
Complications (Movie Version) reviews
After rebuilding a relationship and finally finding happiness together in Madrid, Han and Ellie's lives were just about perfect. That all changes when an old friend makes an appearance from beyond the grave. Their lives may never be the same. HanXOC. Sequel to Choices and Consequences. Being edited to fit Fast and Furious 6. SPOILERS
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,939 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Han, Letty
Dark Paradise reviews
What if Gisele wasn't the only one whose life was cut short when they took on Shaw? Companion to Complications (Movie Version) [spoilers]. Dark Drabble. HanXOC.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Han, Dom - Complete
Popular reviews
Bitter with her brothers' success, extra Rin Nakamura hates fame. Her only escape from being extra is her hoverboard, but that backfires when a confrontation with one of the city's big faces throws her in the spotlight. Tokyo DriftxExtras HanXoc
Crossover - Fast and the Furious & Uglies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Han
Complications reviews
After rebuilding a relationship and finally finding happiness together in Madrid, Han and Ellie's lives were just about perfect. That all changes when an old friend makes an appearance from beyond the grave. After one phone call, their lives may never be the same. HanXOC. Sequel to Choices and Consequences.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,839 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Han, Letty
Choices reviews
All she ever cared about were cars and the people she called family. But when the Yakuza took her to drive for them, they destroyed what she had left. Good thing for her someone's there to put everything back together. HanxOC
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,596 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Han, Sean - Complete
Last Christmas reviews
What could be more awkward than a Christmas party in a room of cops that hate you for your Mr. Darcy/ Elizabeth Bennett style rejection of the Konoha police force's golden boy the year before? Oh yeah, the Uchiha matriarch's romantic meddling, a drunken fox boy, and the chief's very flammable Christmas sweater. ItaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Devil Sits Ringside reviews
An internship with the world's greatest bot designer is the best thing that could ever happen to an aspiring bot designer.Or so Piper Hatton thought. Turns out fetching coffee isn't going to be that easy. TakxOC
Real Steel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Tak M.
Somebody That I Used to Know reviews
Pre-massacre. ItachiXOC She was a cruel tool of war and he was a kind, peaceful man; a partnership between the two was as unlikely as the moon falling out of the sky, but fate had other plans. When the they are forced to work together as the threat of war looms, they find they have more in common than they every thought possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Itachi U.
Bad Girls Do It Well reviews
Letty's reflections at her death. Drabble. Dotty.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Letty, Dom - Complete
You Lost Me reviews
On the a cold winter's night in Berlin, Dom finally found the ghost he'd been chasing. DomXLetty Dotty
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dom, Letty - Complete
The First Fight reviews
Han's first day home from the hospital after the accident in Tokyo doesn't go as well as expected. Companion to Consequences. HanXOC. Requested by Shalise40.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Han - Complete
Choices Rewritten reviews
All she ever cared about were cars and the people she calld family. But when the Yakuza took her to run drugs for them, they destroyed what she had left. Good thing someone's there to put everything back together.HanXOc. Betaed by empireofapples.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,739 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Han, Sean
Turning Tables reviews
After being constantly jealous of Han's many girls, sometimes it's nice to have things the other way around. For wizziewoo123. HanXOC. Twoshot
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Han - Complete
Fix You reviews
Even the great unshakable Han Lue needs someone to put him back together sometimes. Oneshot. Companion to Choices. HanXOC
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Han - Complete
Already Taken reviews
Han's thoughts on the girl he began to call his. Companion to Choices. HanXOC
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Han - Complete
Fall for You reviews
Even the best relationships struggle sometimes. HanxOC Companion for Complications. Serious spoilers if you haven't read it.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Han - Complete
Nightmares reviews
Sometimes the past comes back to haunt us. It's always good to have someone you love there to help. HanXOC. Oneshot Takes place after Consequences. References Better Luck Tomorrow.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Han - Complete
Shadow of the Day reviews
Everyone reacts differently to goodbye. Companion to Consequences spoilers if you haven't read it . Oneshot for Little Karma.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Han - Complete
Consequeces reviews
Every choice has consequences. After living a quiet life in Colombia, Han and Ellie decide their vacation's over. Good thing Dom has just the job for them in Rio.HanxOC. Sequel to Choices. Major Fast Five spoilers.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,600 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Han, Dom - Complete
Club Cant Handle Me reviews
With Tokyo famous for its nightlife, is it any shock the girls decide to go clubbing to get away from everday problems? HanXOc. Companion to Choices.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Han, Neela - Complete
Hurricane reviews
When you need a place to go, there's always Han's. HanXOC Companion to Choices.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Han - Complete
Fears and Uncertainties reviews
When you work for the Yakuza, anything can go wrong; a fact made perfectly clear by Kamata's passive agressive threats. When almost no one understands, who can you talk to? Oneshot. HanXOC. Companion to Choices.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Han - Complete
Dancing reviews
When a small, sleepy town in Columbia becomes home after Tokyo, nights out are rare. But that doesn't stop them from having a little fun. HanxOC. From Choices.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Han - Complete
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