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Author has written 11 stories for Glee, and Twilight.

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In Which by illmakeitjustwatch reviews
This will contain one-shots of smut. Characters will be Rachel, Quinn, Santana, and Brittany in any combination. See first chapter for more details. New: Adding Lea, Dianna, Naya, and Heather to the list as well. This will also contain any Kink Meme Fills
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,170 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F., Santana L., Brittany P.
A Feeling by L'Archel-Hotishi reviews
Jill's new life on the farm is great...except for one tiny detail. She has a horrible crush on her friend Marlin and can't bring herself to say anything. It isn't until a friendly thunderstorm rolls into the valley that she finds herself trapped with the man of her dreams and gets up the nerve to act upon her feelings. Fluff. Marlin x Jill.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Jill, Marlin - Complete
An Abnormal Lifestyle by Moffy reviews
A sort of tribute to Forget-Me-Not Valley. Jill found it difficult to live with him, but impossible to live without him. JillxMarlin
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Jill, Marlin - Complete
Return to Sender, Damaged in Transit by SmileySimmo reviews
He's not exactly the kind of saint she'd learnt about as a little girl.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,543 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Quinn F., Jesse sJ.
How it Feels to Fall by navigatethismaze reviews
He knows this is a dream. It has to be a dream. Well, a nightmare, because there's nothing pleasant about this. In which Blaine is a little transparent and really needs to wake up.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,903 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Blaine A., Jesse sJ. - Complete
The Lightning Strike by navigatethismaze reviews
It's like being born with a tattoo, with numbers across your skin. The numbers tick like a mileage clock, counting down to that moment that one meets their soul mate. Kurt and Blaine are in love, but Blaine's wrist still ticks. Eventual Blesse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,953 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Blaine A., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Scandals by embrace-the-deception reviews
'Last time I was there I met the man of my dreams on the dance floor.' 'That's so sweet, are you two still together' 'Sadly no. We broke up about twenty minutes after we met.' Short Sebastian/Jesse St James M-rated fic - not that bad. ONESHOT
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Jesse sJ., Sebastian S. - Complete
So Special by sarahhwithanh reviews
Blaine and Jesse are cleaning out Blaine's attic after he moves in with Jesse and they stumble across something neither one of them is expecting.Pure fluff
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Blaine A., Jesse sJ. - Complete
never do you no harm by jkrockin reviews
Shameless, shameless fluff with a boombox and a Beatles song, continuing my grand tradition of naming stories after song lyrics. I'm not even sorry.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/11/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Things One Does For a Solo by GeniaTheParadox reviews
A smut-tacular Warbler crack!fic foursome. We all know that Blaine got all the solos, but here the filthy reason why the Warbler Council loved him so much.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
Lie Better Next Time by blinnn reviews
Jesse had nothing to lose. He wasn't dating anyone, he didn't care if people found out he was fooling around with other guys. But Blaineā€¦ he should be more careful about this. He should put an end to it becauseā€¦ he had Kurt. Smut. Blesse/Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Blaine A., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Sundaes by GleeBang reviews
Payback is required when Rachel eats all of her roommate's ice cream. Rated M for very mature content.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Not Cheese by Camunki reviews
Finn always thought it was supposed to be cheese that gave you nightmares, but he'd been drinking milk and these weren't exactly nightmares. Kinn, Furt, Finn/Kurt. Oneshot, rated M, smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Cold Feet and Cuddlehumping by RoarPuckzilla reviews
Kurt wakes up with his boyfriend spooning him from behind. Just some sweet, silly, stupid fluffy Kurtofsky sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Baby so sweet by Milica Ivanovic reviews
Blaine is at one of Rachel Berrys party as the designated driver. He drops Jesse off at his house but does not expect what happens when he walks into his house.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Blaine A., Jesse sJ. - Complete
tick, tick, BOOM! by broadwaypants reviews
Written for The Lightning Strike by navigatethismaze / Jesse has always made decisions for himself. Then the universe makes the most important decision of his life for him, and he's terrified for the first time.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Jesse sJ., Blaine A. - Complete
Princess by Marka.Carbondale reviews
Jesse grinned and leaned in, catching Blaine's slick lips in his, "Don't you worry, princess, you will get yours." Blesse. Mention of Klaine. Sequel to Smokes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Blaine A., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Perfect for Jesse St James by broadwaypants reviews
Jesse and Blaine have a nice, easy friendship. At least, it was nice and easy until they met for lattes after Blaine's latest heartbreak, which leads to both confessing more to each other and themselves than they'd ever planned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,560 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Jesse sJ., Blaine A. - Complete
No Regrets by floralteacups reviews
After a game of Truth or Dare, Jesse St. James finds himself attracted to lead Warbler, Blaine Anderson. One thing leads to another, and some good old fashioned sex happens. AU one shot!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Blaine A., Jesse sJ. - Complete
I Definitetly Like the Outfit by vampyre in hiding reviews
ITS DEFINITELY M...pure, smut-filled. Quinntana lovin'...did I even need to answer that? Haha, read and review
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Santana L., Quinn F. - Complete
figgins lurves blaine tho by darrencrissislove reviews
so figgins luvs blaine but blaine no luvs figgins until dey drink coffee den dey luv eachother. M for secks
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Blaine A., Figgins
Smokes by Marka.Carbondale reviews
Blaine loves the attention that being the lead Warbler gets him, but he is jealous of the attention that Kurt gets from just being Kurt. He's not too fond of giving up his spotlight. Blesse. Klaine. Kum
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,516 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Blaine A., Jesse sJ. - Complete
What Happens In New York by FifiDoll reviews
Warning: NONCON. Jesse is dissatisfied with Sam's performance at Nationals in New York and is determined to punish him for it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sam E., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Clark Kent and Cinderella by RavenHeart101 reviews
They had been best friends for as long as they could remember. Back when Jesse wasn't a conceited, soul-less automaton. Back when Blaine wasn't a Dalton boy. Back when the two of them knew nothing about New Directions or Rachel Berry or Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Blaine A., Jesse sJ. - Complete
The One All The Girls Want by pukaroxliza reviews
Jesse St James: the one all the girls want and all the guys want to be. So why is he interested in helping out the dorky gay kid with crazy hair and thick glasses? T for language and bullying
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Jesse sJ., Blaine A. - Complete
Never Been Kissed: What If by Miranell reviews
What if when Dave Karofsky kissed Kurt, Kurt didn't push him away right away? What if Dave got that second kiss in? Would things have turned out the same way? Let's find out...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,302 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Even the Stars Sometimes Fall by lielabell reviews
Blaine is dreamy. There is no escaping the fact. Dreamy and charming and damn talented. And it makes Jesse's teeth grind. Blaine/Jesse St. James
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,969 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Blaine A., Jesse sJ. - Complete
The Untitled St Klaine Slashfic by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Kurt/Blaine/Jesse threesome. Kurt and Blaine go to New York and see a show on Broadway, which Jesse is in. They all go back to their hotle room and, well... lots of sexy times ensue. Rated M for a very good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Deserving by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Enter Princeton, two arrogant young men, and the realization that they deserve each other for their singing talents and the fact that only they can handle someone so eerily similar to themselves. .:. a Blaine and Jesse college!fic for TheRealMaraJade. C:
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Blaine A., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Those Who Run Seem To Have All the Fun by lovethisgeek reviews
Jesse/Kurt. Set immediately after 4 Minutes. Smut. There's something about those Cheerios uniforms that really drives Jesse crazy...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Kurt H., Jesse sJ. - Complete
The Untitled St Hummel Slashfic by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Kurt/Jesse smuttiness. I'm not entirely sure how to summarise this fic, but lets just say that you may never be able to look at the piano in the McKinley High choir room in quite the same way again. There really isn't enough St. Hummel in the world...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,695 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Kurt H., Jesse sJ.
The Untitled Hevens Smutfic by GeniaTheParadox reviews
One-shot. Kurt and Sam have some unexpected fun in the school shower room.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Find Out by GleeBang reviews
Quinn is dating Jesse, but there's something he doesn't know... Quinn/Jesse/Rachel. Rated M for mature scenes! Read at your own risk.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Quinn F., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Realization by Riddler-of-Words reviews
She loved him and that was all that mattered. That and the Grammy she planned on winning before she was twenty-five. Rachel&Jesse
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by broadwaypants reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 116 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Untitled Glee Orgy Slashfic by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Kurt/Finn/Puck/Sam/Jesse/Artie/Mike/Blaine. I don't think I need to say any more than that. Rated M for a VERY good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Avoids PreDate Foreplay by Victoria1127 reviews
Kurt's first sexual experience will have some very interesting memories to go with it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Kurt H., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Avoids Sexual Conversations by Victoria1127 reviews
Jesse and Kurt's second date leads to a strange sexual encounter. Sequel to Why Kurt Hummel Avoids the Circus.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Kurt H., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Take on Me by Lucy'sDaydreams reviews
Ryan's been pushing Jim's buttons. Jim's fed up with it. One-shot. Reviews enormously appreciated. First slash fanfic.
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Ryan H., Jim H. - Complete
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Kurty Doesn't Know reviews
Blaine's life while he was at Carmel was anything but satisfactory. Between sexual frustration for a certain lead singer, bullying everywhere he turns, and a disapproving father, what keeps him alive? Multi-chapter Blesse, but Klaine is endgame.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Blaine A., Jesse sJ.
Raising Berry reviews
Ever since losing Beth, there has been a void in Puck's life. He's using Rachel to fill that void, but is it in the way she would like? Multi-chapter
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Puck, Rachel B.
Jumping
The Black wedding is everything but traditional. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Old Married Couple reviews
In which Jesse finds it in himself to 'pop the question'. future!blesse. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Blaine A., Jesse sJ. - Complete
An Interesting Party reviews
In which EVERYONE is a bisexual. Absolute filth, no plot at all. Enjoy. M for a VERY good reason, I don't think you KNOW.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011
K is for Karofsky and Konfused reviews
Karofsky only wants two things in life. Kurt, of course. And to be in Glee club. Will he join? Or will all his emotions build up and eventually cause mass destruction? M for future chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Locker Room Suprise reviews
Kurt and Karofsky find themselves enjoying a nice little 'session' in the boys locker room, only to have something completely unexpected happen. M for light smut. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
True Life: My Boyfriend May Possibly be a Vampire reviews
Dear, Lord. Just okay. SUPERNATURAL THINGS ENSUE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Unusual Encounter reviews
Rachel and Kurt have an unusual meeting that leads to an unexpected friendship.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B.
Golden Globe reviews
Based on Chris Colfer's win at the Golden Globes. Smutty Klaine oneshot. Future-fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Piano reviews
St. Berry fanfic, Rachel realizes how much Jesse means to her, and maybe things will work out?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.