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Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Fucked-up 13.

Occupation: Daydreamer.

Stubborn and forever retarded.

Feminist and awesomely stupid.

Sweet innocence.

Read and Review,yeah?

:D

The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK ,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir.
When you are born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

Put this on your page if you HATE racism. :D

If you're obsessed with PJATO, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've tried to open something but failed, then a younger person comes up and opens it for you, copy and paste this to your profile

If you search other people's profiles looking for stuff to put on your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you instantly loved Nico from Percy Jackson, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want to tryout for one of the Percy Jackson movies, copy and paste this to your profile

If you thought the Percy Jackson movie was EPIC, but NOTHING like the book, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that there are too many copy and paste this to your profile's, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you feel sorry for the millions of people, including yourself for being obsessed with Percy Jackson and Harry Potter, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that Logan Lerman is a hot, hot, guy, copy and paste this to your profile. OH YES HE IS!!! ;)

If you think that Harry Potter should step aside for Percy, copy and paste this to your profile

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight (PJO!!!), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Lunamione7, Sunshine0235, I-Wish-For-Wings, maximumcullenxxx, gypsyprincess94, Cluainn Fhada, Hannah Brandon 1234321, Lythia Harpen, NotSorry AKA Julia, percabeth-fan-4-ever, AnastasiaPhoenix1678, theimperfectperfectionist

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in God put this in your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty, put this in your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy, then copy this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you're wearing pants right now, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. (P.S. If dyslexia is like this, I think I could handle it)

With great power comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

I'm a daughter of Athena. Do you know what that means? I always win. ~ Annabeth

Well I always lose, but maybe we're both wrong. ~ Percy

I DATED YOUR DADDY! ~ Medusa (O_O... awwkwarrd...)

I can't pee with her staring at me! ~ Grover

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you think Alexandra Daddario is an amazing actress.

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you think Logan Lerman (Percy Jackson) is hot. (dang, he is so FINE)

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you want all of the books into movies.

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.(no-duh! oohwipes fake tears away the IRONY!!)

If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

If you like french fries more than chocolate, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen back in your chair before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this onto your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune and were all composed by Motzart.

If you and your friend have a nickname, title, or anything else for eachother, copy and paste this onto your profile

Admitting you are wierd means you are normal. Saying you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are wierd and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile.

if youre one of those people who get excited when you get 2 reveiws copy and paste this into your profile!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Funny quotes people say:

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (So true...)

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after I found it?

Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did. (Strange...)

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. (That's deep and depressing...)

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang that was fun!"

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "Seven days..."(okay be honest...who HASNT done that??exactly.)

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?" (I can picture one of my friends doing that!!)

I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse! (go figure!)

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.(teeeeeellll me ABOUT IT!!)

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.(okay that was ONE time...)

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

God created man-THEN had a better idea!

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

Your year book picture still haunts me.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

You're a speacial kind of stupid, aren't you?

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?( oh yeah tell 'em how it is!)

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I DONT obsess! I think intensley...and like all the time

Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach!

Rock/Paper/Scissors

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. is Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."

If you have evers

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(All the freaking Time)

If you've ever just been too confused to understand anything, put this in your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.TO THE DOOR.

If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile.

If you are a firm beleiver in God copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you've ever started laughing at something that is remotely funny and can't stop copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you think that turkey- bird thing from the cocoa puffs commercial should go into rehab copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two AM in the morning copy and paste this into your profile.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!EPIC FAIL :( )

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Daddy's Poem:

Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,

Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,

Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,

And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,

About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.

There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,

Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.

"Where's her daddy at?"

She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,

And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,

All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike,

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,

I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,

She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,

When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,

A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw himby her side.

"I know your with me daddy,"to the silence she called out,

And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.

Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose.

And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,

And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

When you go to court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

I need two glasses, because even if it's half empty or half full, what will i do if it falls over? I need a back up glass.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

"If you hit me, I hit back. If you hug me, I'll stare at you and ask, 'Are you bipolar?'

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Death's Dare by greenconverses reviews
After an attempt on her life, Apollo decides Rachel needs a bodyguard and who best to fill that position than a certain son of Hades? Too bad they're not going to make things easy for each other, especially when it comes to their feelings. Rachel/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,913 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Rachel D., Nico A.
Let's see where this goes by Chosen Hero Sync reviews
AU Set a few months after TLH. Jason and Piper have grown close but Reyna and Percy come to the camp. Through a series of events they all must stay in camp for one week. What will happen? Slight OOC. Ch1-5 Singing and dancing rest is all good. New chap up
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 59,356 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Jason G., Piper M.
The Last Mudblood by WeWantsIt reviews
Only 5 years after Voldemort's fall the Wizarding world is under a new Dark rule. Hermione finds herself the last mudblood on the run with the traitor Draco Malfoy. How did it come to this? Secrets, lies, and lust... and the bad nobody admits is in them. CH 13 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,821 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Untouchable by halfbloodprincess007 reviews
She was a normal college student. He was an actor studying at NYU. One night, at a Christmas Masquerade, the strangers' paths cross. But can they survive the difficult journey to finding each other? Maybe they already know each other? Logan Lerman fanfic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,534 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Percy J.
PS I love you by PercyJackson-PeetaM-WillH-Fan reviews
Percabeth: Starts with Percabeth but evolves into story with quest starting at chapter 5: "The power lost from the gods, Will be returned against the odds, By children of the big three, From sky, from death and sea..."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,778 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Fake Relationships Are Stupid by ilovemybestfriends reviews
"Will you be my girlfriend?" "Excuse me?" "What I meant to say is 'fake' girlfriend."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Katie G., Travis S.
Cassandra's Curse by zynaofthenight reviews
She's the new daughter of Hades, but there's something more to that. Long ago, back before the Trojan war, Apollo cursed the prophetess Cassandra with something very, very horrible...Rewritten.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,307 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Nico A., Apollo
Chronicles of a Teenage Mermaid and the Olympians by AnastasiaPhoenix1678 reviews
The flame of Olympus is going out, and there is only one creature who can light it again. Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase have to recruit Anastasia Phoenix, keeper of the Phoenix's spirit and her sisters to save it. NicoxOC. Just a dash of Percabeth. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Percy J., Nico A.
The God's Gift by high.fiving.jesus reviews
Seven years after the fall of Kronos, Percy has been given a gift. Immortality. But we all know there's a downside to god-hood; especially with these new powers.
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The Hidden Island by Linss reviews
When Hades tries to take over everything, things get rough. So rough, in fact, demigods are sent away to 'Camp Ogygia', Calypso's Island that was ordered as a safe place. But some people don't feel 'protected' in the least bit. T because I'm paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Calypso, Percy J.
One Million Ways to Survive the Fifteenth Year by Banana Smoothie reviews
"She's weird," she told her brother in a whisper that anyone could have heard. She shouldn't have acted so surprised when I answered. "Even us half-bloods who chase monsters in our free time and have super powers have standards." NicoxOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,023 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Nico A.
Mother to a Demigod by harry-ron-hermione-fan-101 reviews
One-shots about Sally raising Percy, before and after he finds out he's a demigod. T because I have no clue where it's going. COMPLETE! Please, feel free to review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,955 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sally J., Percy J. - Complete
Half Blood Kitchen by eveninganna reviews
Demigods are good at a lot of things. But cooking? Not so much. A few looks at our half-bloods attempting to cook, and usually failing miserably. Percy/Annabeth, Katie/Travis, and implied Rachel/Nico. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
How My Personal World Imploded by Foxtails0 reviews
Hi, all! Katy Pierce, a young demigod, is thrown into the turmoil of half-blood life. I suck at writing summaries, so please R&R! Rated T for minor language and violence.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,686 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Complete
When We Say by littlemusings reviews
Four years after the Titan War, the world is at peace. He was hailed an invincible hero. But, Percy Jackson can't always survive everything, and all it took was one bullet to bring him down. Something extraordinary saves him, but at a terrible price.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,892 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Crush by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Eight definitions of the word and how they fit the kids of Percy Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
Nymphomania by To Wander reviews
Those damn nymphs had it coming. Rated M for graphic smut.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Percy J. - Complete
Shackles by morallygreydesi reviews
He was the master, she was the slave. He cherished each moment with her, and she saw it as a life sentence. INITALLY A ONESHOT. NOW A TWO SHOT.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Persephone, Hades - Complete
Child of Silver 3: The Right Stuff by Colt in the Moon reviews
PLEASE READ CHILD OF SILVER 1 & 2:SPOILERS! Zeus catches Jamie O'Ryan and Artemis together. How in Hades, is Jamie suppossed to get out of this situation? Can Jamie measure up to the King of the God's standard? Does he have the Right Stuff?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,193 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
The Exchange Program by TwistedGreekNerd reviews
What's worse than four bored demigods at camp? Four bored demigods who have to spend a whole week with immortals. *same story, just re-edited*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,362 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Golden Shroud by morallygreydesi reviews
Being a god isn't always fun. You have to watch your kids die, for you, as you live forever, grieving their loss. ONESHOT.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Apollo - Complete
A New Dress Code by stupid-tai reviews
Hormones were never a good match with the Stoll Brothers, especially when they mess with Percy. NOT Slash. Blatant Percabeth references
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Percy J.
That Potter Boy by BadgerInMySoup reviews
For six summers, Lily's parents hear all about that Potter boy. Then comes the seventh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 121 - Published: 11/26/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Voglio Stare Con Te Per Sempre by KnightOfNevermore reviews
I want to stay with you forever. Forever is his existence, eternal is his love. Simple pleasure can be found among family; even Hades had a home. A peek into the simple joy that was Maria, Nico, Bianca, and Hades' life together before WWII.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Nico A., Hades - Complete
Nothing Less Than Perfect by Anti-clockwork reviews
Little Vera Claythorne was nothing short of perfect. So, here's a very twisted version of her life for you to read. Make of it what you will.
And Then There Were None - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Romance of an Unusual Sort by turtleducklings reviews
Adventure! Love! Explosions! Fruitcake! Vampires! Justin Bieber! Madge with an axe! This is no ordinary fluff romance, I assure you...
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
this is your life by turtleducklings reviews
This is your life. Eat. Sleep. And work. Not necessarily in that order.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Avox girl - Complete
Daughter of who? reviews
When 14 year old Isabella Ramirez's dying mother's last wish is to go to a special camp, Isabella thinks nothing of it. Until of course, she realize she's fighting for her life just to reach there. ***bad summary, sorry
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Nico A., Percy J.