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Joined 11-28-10, id: 2634040, Profile Updated: 05-26-15
Author has written 1 story for Vampire Diaries.

Name: codename classified
Age: 21
Zodiac: Proud Gemini
Occupation: Carmichael Industries (classified), Front-End developer, Passionate shipper.

I would want to delight you with my list of shows, but I doubt you'll be on this page for at least two days while I tell you.


Disclaimer: I don't own any of the TV-Shows. If I would then all of my ships be living on an deserted island where they could have their wicked ways with each other.

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All I Need by Temptress-Kitten17 reviews
What if Caroline wasn't asleep on the couch during Elena and Damon's conversation in Episode 2-05? What if Elena goes back to Stefan and sees Caroline already comforting him? DELENA.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 95,927 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
You Know I'm No Good by BadBoysAreBest reviews
1956-57 :: Elena is a popular senior. Damon is a greaser obsessed with her. He aggressively tries to corrupt her. What will she do?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,505 - Reviews: 2818 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 9/29/2010 - [Elena G., Damon S.]
Shattered by UnalignedSuccubus reviews
Set after 507. Possibly strays into M on language but nothing else. This was a one shot, but a lot of people asked me to continue, so I did.
Lost Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,086 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 1/19 - Bo D., Tamsin
Never Talk To Strangers by SuchALittleMonster reviews
What if Elena had met Damon first, completely unaware of the existence of vampires? Especially vampires almost entirely void of humanity? DARK themes, Adult Content, Violence, Abuse, Graphic Sexual Situations and Language. Rated M for a good reason!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,946 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
Insanity is Beautiful by Lovelywicked reviews
They called him crazy, insane even. People feared him and avoided him at any cost, even in the asylum. So what is Dr. Elena Gilbert supposed to do when she not only takes this insane monster as a patient, but falls in love with him, and him with her?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,940 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Elena G., Damon S.
Kiss Me, Break My Heart by LoveEpicLove reviews
Elena Gilbert has been in love with her best friend Damon Salvatore for years, but when he asks her to help him win back the woman of his dreams, Elena decides she's had enough. Now Elena wants to move on, but Damon's not making it easy on her. AU/AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,470 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by chellethebelle reviews
Singer, Elena Gilbert gets signed to the most prestigious record label in the world. She thinks it's her big break until she meets her producer, the cold and stoic Damon Salvatore.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,134 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Story of Us by Beautiful1Disaster reviews
The past four years have built up to the moment that will define everything for Damon and Elena. When reality comes crashing down around them, they find themselves looking back on the past and trying to decide where to go from here. AU. AH.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 367,203 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
How Never Became Forever by morvamp reviews
Elena's established rules and guidelines for her relationships. She knows how to stay emotionally detached and when to cut the cord. But then she meets Damon, who could potentially change everything. AU. AH.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,444 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Love In The Darkness by LoveEpicLove reviews
Elena can't hide from her feelings for Damon forever. Especially when she's stuck in an elevator with him! O/S
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Beautiful Stranger by Rosesareforever reviews
On her eighteenth birthday, Elena decided to throw a huge party at the Grill. Totally drunk, she slept with a blue eyed stranger. What will happen when four years later, he'd turn out to be her new boss? Totally D/E like usual!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,986 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Sweet and Sexy Mistakes by LoveEpicLove reviews
An expert on the dynamics between men and women, Damon Salvatore knows his uptight new publicist could use his help getting a date. The only problem is, the more time he spends with her, the more he realizes he doesn't want her dating anyone but him!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,509 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
The Darkest Side of Me by SuchALittleMonster reviews
My first published fanfic. Damon's unstable, out of his mind and obsessed with making Elena his. Warning: DARK Themes, rape/abuse, violence, graphic sexual situations, language. Rated M for a good reason!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,319 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
I Should Go reviews
Damon and Elena have been searching for Stefan all summer. But Elena is sick of worrying all day, she just wants a normal evening with Damon. Only Damon decides to be the noble man the one time Elena doesn't want him to be.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete