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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Fan of Merlin, RTD-era Doctor Who, Psych, Leverage, Robin Hood BBC, Sherlock Holmes, Prince of Persia, Marvel Cinematic Universe, and a few other things. Percy Jackson, Artemis Fowl, Finishing School...

Writer of years-old partially-abandoned fics and the inevitable accompanying embarassment.

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Oh, Nico by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
A series of drabbles and oneshots about all the times Nico can be kind of ridiculous. We all love him, and know he's amazing and awesome and hot and all that, but when you think about it, Nico's still just a kid, and sometimes he just makes you want to sigh and say, "Oh, Nico." These are some of those times. CHAPTER 39- SPOILERS FOR HOUSE OF HADES. 50TH CHAPTER POSTED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 76,084 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 20h - Published: 7/13/2012 - Nico A.
In The Time Of Need by Littleheartache reviews
The time has come for the Once and Future King to arise. It just happens to take place at the exact same time of the Chitauri invasion. What does S.H.I.E.L.D and the Avengers have to say about this. (Sorry crap at summaries.)
Crossover - Merlin & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,436 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
A Friendly Wager by Twipotterfreak28 reviews
"If I win, you have to come clean my house without magic for the next 2 months." I smiled. He smirked. "Fine. But if I win, you have to sleep with me." Both doctors, Draco and Hermione have a lot on their minds. They'll do anything to win this bet- it's time to play dirty. Stitches won't fix this one. (Really ust a story about jokes, unrealistic situations and misguided gambling)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,062 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,193 - Reviews: 3746 - Favs: 3,234 - Follows: 3,917 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Searching for Strawberries by Weezila reviews
A chance meeting and a rather irrelevant side story as to how Sam and Dean met Nico di Angelo on the worst night of his life, and the ensuing headaches.
Crossover - Supernatural & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,681 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Nico A.
Set in Stone by EachPeachPearPlum reviews
In which trust games are played, the future is undecided, and no one quite knows what Mordred is up to. Or, alternatively, an author allowing her imagination to run riot thanks to that scene with the cloak. Merlin/Mordred, eventually.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,559 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 10/15/2012 - [Merlin, Mordred] Gwaine, Arthur - Complete
Reds Like Blood and Blues Like Sky by Trompet reviews
College AU. Mordred has long been cynical and broken, with nobody but his cat Druid to care for him, and he's accepted that the artist with the smiles like starlight is way, way, WAY out of his league. That doesn't mean he can't still manage to botch all possible chances anyway. Morlin, hints of other pairs. Alternates between silly and angst-ridden. You've been warned.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,034 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mordred, Merlin
The Cure for Crupulus by kaitward reviews
Hermione Granger is infected with a deadly magical disease, and Draco Malfoy is the top healer of St. Mungo's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,539 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Name of Merlin by whenithitsthefan reviews
During Harry's second year, the Chamber of Secrets is opened and muggleborns are targeted, courtesy of Slytherin's basilisk. But this time, the basilisk isn't the only thing that's been unleashed...HP/Merlin Crossover. VERY AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,647 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Merlin
The Secrets We Keep: Merlin Holmes by Kallie01 reviews
Merlin Holmes, the youngest Holmes brother, is known to some as the world's best secret keeper; but when he goes to his brother Sherlock's place to lie low for a while, Merlin's dark secrets may soon see the light of day. Rated T for safety. Warnings at the beginning of chapters.
Crossover - Merlin & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,749 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Merlin, Sherlock H., John W.
Sand Castles by Ice Queen1 reviews
Sort of a continuation from "Fair Warning". AU for the middle of the" Castle of Fyrien". Merlin and Arthur don't escape after bringing down the roof on Morgause and Cenred. Snarky Merlin returns. Torture, reveal!, BAMF Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,497 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Distractions by me 4evaful reviews
When the orcs attack the dwarves outside Rivendell, Kíli does a brave and reckless thing to try and save them - which goes very badly wrong. The repercussions of this act are felt as the company gets closer to Erebor, driving those within to do unspeakable things, and question everything that they once held dear. AU
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 141,890 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
The Stupidity of Camelot by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
funny little moments where someone is bound to be stupid somehow. Chapter 183: Atlantis and Merlin meet
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 183 - Words: 180,013 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Auxillaries by Musafreen reviews
Chances that this would end up in another Civil War were depressingly high but hey- demigods liked to live dangerously. Stories set in a post HoO Greco-Roman collaboration 'verse.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,754 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Complete
A Visit to the Doctor! by Story.Lightning reviews
The Avenger's team has a physical exam, with one odd doctor and an even more quizzical nurse. Soon though, a small check-up turns into saving the world. But that's to be expected, of course... (Cover photo from Google.)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 15,324 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 7/17/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Martha J.
I Saw What You Did There by caldera32 reviews
Something ridiculous for April 1st- an AU for every episode to turn them each into reveals
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 5,433 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
Percy Jackson and the Demigod Avenger by Werepuppy Black reviews
A hammer comes crashing into camp. Percy picks it up. Stuff happens.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,212 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Percy J., Thor, Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
It All Started With A Twig by scarymez101 reviews
A series of challenges set for me. Rating may change in the future depending on the nature of the challenge set. Please read and review. Enjoy!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
The Other One by Tara Laurel reviews
"You know what happened to the other one."
Crossover - Merlin & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,935 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Merlin, Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
The Perseus Attraction by There She Goes And Shes Comin reviews
Perseus Jackson thought he was normal: turns out he was wrong. Now Percy has to contend with love-struck monsters, a retarded Riptide and his 'love interest'; one crazy blonde girl with a really sharp knife. Even Artemis is gunning for him with a steriod junkie Apollo riding behind. But with looks to equal the Goddess of Beauty what did he expect? Phoenix Award Nominee
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 55 - Words: 156,374 - Reviews: 2525 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Tavern Drabbles by Kiva Taliana reviews
Merlin appears to spend a huge amount of time in 'the tavern'. Arthur is determined to stop this. The only problem is... Arthur has to find the right tavern in order to do so. Complete and utter silliness in story form... ;-
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do by AchievingKitKat reviews
Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 25,915 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson
Lost and Found by OptimusPrimeAddict reviews
At 17, Percy Jackson was exiled from the Olympian world because of his "betrayal" 2 years later he is working as Tony Stark's personal assistant. Percy runs into Steve at a diner and they continue meeting and maybe fall in love. The Tower is attacked and Percy's powers are revealed, will SHIELD take him in or run him off? Slash Percy/Steve Homo pairing Don't like don't read
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,604 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Percy J., Captain America/Steve R.
Autograph by RaeEcho reviews
Captain America isn't the only one lost in time.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,635 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Nico A., Captain America/Steve R.
Cross My Heart by Mango-llama reviews
When Merlin falls pregnant, she finds that not every aspect of her life was destined by the seers of old. Vicious rumors tear through the castle, friends turn against friends and the lines between love and hate are blurred as fate takes a very different turn. fem!Merlin, Merdred, Arwen, Merthur, onesided-Gwerlin.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,174 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Merlin, Mordred
Dinner Conversations by Iheartbd's reviews
Several days after the war, the Blofis/Jackson family is finally coming together for a normal meal- or as normal as a meal can be when your step-son is a demigod.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,473 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Percy J., Paul B. - Complete
It's All a Matter of Leverage by battlemaiden518 reviews
To stop a terrorist known as Pendragon, the government takes his younger brother Colin Morgan (Merlin) hostage as leverage. Inspired by season 3 of the show 24. Modern AU. No slash. Warnings: Mentions of past self-harm and child abuse.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,947 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Uther
Define Awkward by Thalia Eltanin reviews
Nico offends Hera. Nico gets punished. Nico needs to appease Hera. Nico becomes "Nicole".
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Nico A.
Little Sherlock by supremegreendragon reviews
Moriarty turned Sherlock into a three-year-old so that he would be easier to kill. But the plan backfired. He's too cute to kill! Now Sherlock has to deal with being babied by practically everyone. He has got to turn back! No pairings.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,275 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by FlashFiction reviews
When a teenage girl is killed in Salem, Massachusetts, the BAU is sent to investigate. But this isn't a straight forward murder. Once they uncover the mysterious Salem Institute, they realise that things are more complicated than they could've imagined.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,320 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Minerva M., A. Hotchner/Hotch
Bright Lights and Cityscapes by EaglesLoveSnakes reviews
After the war, Hermione decides to dance again. Draco, a widower, has a young daughter. The only dance studio around is a Muggle one, owned by the one and only Granger, but no matter what, Draco wants his daughter to take ballet like she wishes. Even if it means he's unhappy. A story unlike any other, that deals with love, life and the world of dance. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 150,674 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Doctor and His Maiden by SaraBethie reviews
After the Doctor loses Rose, he finds that he's lost his sense of purpose...until he meets a certain 12th century young woman by the name of Marian. To his surprise, he finds himself drawn to her. But will he face yet another disappointment? Set after "The Runaway Bride" in Doctor Who, right before Season 3.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013 - 10th Doctor, Marian
The Love That Binds Us by CarpeDiemForLife reviews
"Let me help you with that." Merlin and Mordred initially are just seeking someone to understand them, but they find much more than they were looking for. Follows the journey of Merlin and Mordred's progressing relationship: from unwilling acquaintances, to unlikely friends, to... something more? Merdred.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 222,327 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Merlin, Mordred - Complete
Above The Law by JustineofQueens reviews
Arthur and Morgana Pendragon are Albion's finest brother and sister detectives who work alongside attorneys Elyan and Guinevere of Leodegrance & Leodegrance Law Firm, putting away Albion's worst criminals. But one criminal has eluded them thus far. Myron Crook.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 107,030 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere
The Son of Death At Hogwarts by JackBunjeeKiki reviews
Harry's 6th Year at Hogwarts isn't going as well as he'd like it to. Slughorn, Voldemort and a weird new student called Nico di Angelo all add up to a massive headache for the BWL. What he doesn't know is this is just the calm before the storm. Can Harry manage to trust Nico when he needs his help most, even if he doesn't want to accept the possibility of another life lost?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,663 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Harry P., Nico A.
Definitely Impossible by Someone aka Me reviews
When Harry and Draco are paired together in Auror training, Draco is convinced it's going to be impossible to survive this without utter madness breaking loose. But then, Potter seems to have a knack for doing impossible things. Post-War, eventual Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 82 - Words: 136,820 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Race Against Time by soopergirl35 reviews
Sherlock discovers the TARDIS and sneaks aboard. Together, he and the Doctor go back in time to Camelot and run into Merlin. The three of them have some issues with each other with magic vs. science, but eventually they all work together to rid themselves of a mysterious visitor who threatens all of, you know, time and space. Would be rated K , but is T because paranoia.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,581 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock H.
Iron Grip by Sydelle Rein reviews
Gwaine may be known for his tavern brawls and his willingness to prank his fellow knights, but he is nothing if not loyal. So when Merlin begins acting strangely, Gwaine goes to great lengths to figure out what's wrong, unaware of just what he will uncover in the process: blackmail, plots, danger, and a dark secret hanging over the head of his best friend like an axe. No slash
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,021 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Crazy Things by Angel Winter reviews
Crazy things happen when you're a demigod.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 7,047 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Thorin's Rules concerning Dwarves' Prank Wars by PrincessMnMz reviews
Rules that Thorin puts into effect during a dwarven prank war that takes place during the quest to reclaim Erebor. NO SLASH. Was formerly called "Kili's List of Rules"
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Kili
exodus by stanzas reviews
when the only thing left to do is run; "we all make mistakes, and this is my chance to fix them" [chapters are slowly being re updated and if they disappear, it's because they are being rewritten]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - [Piper M., Leo V.]
Texts, Meetings and Matters of the Literal Heart by Vividpast reviews
SLASH! Modern AU. 'Hi, I'm Merlin. Got your number by scrambling mine. I'm extremely bored. Who are you? ' was the text Arthur received at 3 AM. In which there are not-so-clever retorts, unnecessary angsts and a very cliché plot. What more can you wish for?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,282 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
Cliché Catastrophes by MajorGodComplex reviews
I'm going to butcher, make fun of, exaggerate, and brutally murder all of the clichés that you fellow writers just love, and there is nothing you can do about it. Buckle up, because it's going to be a crazy ride.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,880 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Camelot Chatrooms by eatingchocolate25 reviews
Set in Series 4 (after S4E6 but before S4E9). Imagine the characters of Merlin had access to a Chatroom (blame Merlin and Gaius), including the dead. Hilarity ensures (well Gwaine is there) and some secrets are revealed ("Stupid dragon!" said Merlin). Chat 26: Demigods: Arthur and Merlin discuss their godly parentage with insults along the way...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 14,357 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
Destroying Fanfiction by EightCloseBracket reviews
Come help expose some of the most overused plots in Harry Potter Fanfiction history. We'll destroy them. One cliché at a time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,985 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Arthur Pendragon and his Merry Men by Bentley05 reviews
Arthur and his knights are retreating from Camelot. In the forest they run into someone who may be able to help. Merlin and Robin Hood crossover. Sorry about the title, it was that or Merlin Hood!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Here we go again by Basil Allegri reviews
Time-travel fic. Merlin, as court sorcerer, gets himself stuck in the body of his nineteen-year-old self, and he finds that he'll have to relive his life if he's to have any chance of finding a way home. That doesn't mean he'll have to do things exactly as he remembers them. "Cut it, Kilgharrah. I already know my destiny." AU S05E10 "The Kindness of Strangers" On Hiatus
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,391 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Merlin
Daleks and Demigods by ifan13 reviews
This was written to explain something that always puzzled me about Doctor Who - and Percy Jackson just happens to provide the answer ... Was a one shot but is being continued by popular demand!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 10/28/2011 - 10th Doctor, Percy J.
Hello, Sunshine by Miki-hime reviews
AU. By happenstance, Gwen comes across a job opportunity: be a nanny for Arthur Pendragon's son. It would have been great, if the child wasn't evil incarnate and if she wasn't falling for her boss, who she feels would never go for a basket case like her.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 139,141 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere
Benigno Numine by EtchedInDiamond reviews
Alex Rider leads a normal life with the Pleasures in San Francisco, and the horrors of the life he previously led are confined in his nightmares. But he cannot avoid his past, and when dark powers threaten to send reality into oblivion, Alex Rider discovers that he must realize his destiny and save the world once more. Before the gods there was Chaos, and it is always waiting...
Crossover - Alex Rider & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,862 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Harry Potter and the Return of Merlin by luminare91 reviews
The moment Voldemort regained his body, the Old Religion cried out. For the first time in more than a thousand years, Merlin is called from the forward to right the balance once more. Disguised as a fifth year student, he must fight to stop Voldemort when it is not his destiny to do so.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,360 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P., Merlin
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by QueenKira reviews
Humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 81 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2389 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Stitched Up by brokenunicorn reviews
Steve is horrified by what he finds in a dark alley, walking home from the diner one night. What exactly was Loki's punishment in Asgard, anyway?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,824 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R.
The Case of the Creature Kidnappings by frostykitten reviews
"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,746 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Break Myself by Colt reviews
Percy struggles after the prophecy, and Nico struggles with some personal problems while trying to help his friend, that has to remain ONLY a friend. PercyxNico, but very, very slow-building. No OCs. BOOK-verse. language/later hints to Mature content
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,739 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Percy J., Nico A.
Merlin's Cleaning Tips by Harper Rose Mitchell reviews
Our favorite manservant shares some of his most efficient (yeah, right) cleaning tips. Lots of short snippet thingies (drabbles? excuse me, I'm new).
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Merlin
A Life Relived by jeckel-hyde14 reviews
What if the dagger had remained in the Sandglass for just a little longer? What would Dastan do if he had to live the last fifteen years of his life over?
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,433 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Dastan
The World Can Fit Two by 2whitie reviews
Excerpt: "I know you and Sherlock like the weird cases. Artemis Fowl is a weird case." When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever is left, no matter how improbable, must be true. Whatever was going on with Artemis Fowl was impossible. No slash.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,451 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Artemis F., Sherlock H.
Merlin (And Others) React by Piper Emerald reviews
In a land of internet and a time of time wasting, all of your favorite Merlin characters have a YouTube channel where they watch viral videos and post their reactions. (I own nothing.) Based off of TheFineBros YouTube channel.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013
The Wool-White, Bell-Tongued Ball of Holidays by ConeycatJr reviews
Loki and his Bristol housemates do not usually celebrate holidays. Thor is clueless about Midgardian observances. And the Avengers are pretty much a bunch of outcasts without families to celebrate with. Tony Stark has a plan to change all that.
Crossover - Being Human & Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,113 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Anna S./Annie, Loki - Complete
Voldemort's Miss-Understanding by tinyrose65 reviews
Or How Voldemort's Plan Once Again Goes A Bit Wrong And Merlin Is Stuck With Gwaine And Arthur In A World Where Everybody Is Convinced That She Has A Beard. Wait. What? (Girl!Merlin/Gwaine; Arthur/Gwen. Sequel to The Miss-Adventures of Gwaine.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,078 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Merlin - Complete
Commemoration by Dean'sNerdyAngel reviews
After an accident, Tony loses an important part of his memory: The Avengers. The team wants to help him recover his memories, but Tony naturally refuses. Stony and teamfic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,416 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
At A Glance by metal.lamp-silvertongue reviews
[WIP] Spin-off of "Mother of Monster". So what if with a glance, Loki thinks Percy Jackson is his child? The God of Lies decides to protect his child, and as Percy, Grover, and Annabeth encounter creatures and test, Loki becomes more and more convinced that this boy is his. Though, he isn't sure if he sired or mothered Percy. Rating might go up.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,380 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Annabeth C., Grover, Percy J., Loki
Reminds You of a Kitten by 191615311 reviews
"Kili purrs in his sleep when he's warm and content and reminds the company of a kitten."
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Kili, Fili, Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
The Purrfect Name by Kerosene Stevens reviews
"He bitches, he whines, he lies all over Steve, he's a smug little bastard who drank my coffee - " Clint froze. "The little fucker's just like Tony."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
I Solemnly Swear: Year One by Maggie 'Marauder' Weasley reviews
We've all heard the fantastical tales of the Marauders, Hogwarts' finest pranksters. But their story runs much deeper than just a group of friends who became popular in their school days. It's the promises they made that matter most... (First Year)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Lily Evans P., Marauders
In Which Neither Coulson nor Sherlock are Dead by TheDullYellowEye reviews
... and John sort of joins the Avengers. While Coulson's recovering from being stabbed in the chest by a magical spear, Fury is rapidly running out of Agents willing to play babysitter for the newly founded Avengers. So he calls in Captain John Watson, late of the British Royal Army, and blogger and best friend to the infamously antisocial presumably deceased Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,382 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - John W., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
If I Hypothetically Pushed My Destiny into Traffic by Feather Ice reviews
He's failing calculus, his mother has vanished again , he doesn't know WHAT the rugby team will do when they get their hands on him, and now there's a dragon that keeps prattling on about destiny. Still, today wasn't really a bad day until the biggest prat in school discovered Merlin's secret—he's got a talent for more than trouble. But really, Arthur, it's not magic! Slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
The gods play Truth or Dare by AlexLightning reviews
Zeus had got the seats, Poseidon had got the popcorn, and Apollo had got the hidden camera. The olympians were ready for a whole night of TorD.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Zeus, Poseidon
I've Got a Dream! by FrivolousFlare reviews
or Why Gwaine shoudn't get Lancelot drunk. Basically a parody of Tanged's 'I've Got a Dream' featuring the Merlin cast! Warning: contains much randomness. Not suitable for people looking for a proper plot with logic and jazz. We are not liable for responsibility if you are driven to insanity by whatever you read from this moment on. Read at own risk.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Complete
Rise of the Forgotten by Proud to be Plug reviews
A stolen sacred item. A rising ancient power. Ghosts from the past and dark plans for the future. Just an average few days for Nico di Angelo, son of Hades.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,555 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
SWITCH by singingminstrel reviews
Hermione G. and Draco Malfoy are Switched accidentally...and now they are trapped inside each other's bodies. Hilarity ensues as Hermione tries to masquerade as the cold Draco Malfoy and Draco rather fails at trying to be Hermione.better explanation insid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,499 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Back In Time by Emma Winslow reviews
Harry says the Taboo,Snatchers arrive,and the trio end up in Malfoy Manor. Hermione steals a Time-Turner and uses it,only to find herself in the ancient kingdom of Camelot,still under King Uther's reign. Under the identity of a Princess, she finds help from a surprisingly young Merlin and court physician, Gaius. But then she falls in love with Arthur and things become complicated.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 50,164 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Hermione G., Arthur - Complete
Guarding the Secret by LadyDunla reviews
There is one thing the guards of Camelot can actually guard... Two-shot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Complete
Standard Deviation by 2GrinningGirls reviews
Okay, so maybe Steve isn't Professor Stark's biggest fan at the start of the term but first impressions can be mistaken. Now Steve doesn't care what Clint says, Tony is not his boyfriend. College AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,902 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Diary of an Ordinary Citizen of Camelot by chibikaty reviews
The daily insanity of life living in Camelot, through the eyes of a hapless bystander. Camelot really is a very silly place…
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Sons of Durin by Kivrin reviews
Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a quiet life. The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home. But when Bilbo is dragged into the group as their unwilling burglar, everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,259 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
roses are red, foxes are clever by Callicokitten reviews
Allan decides to have a little fun with Guy. Unfortunately that fun leads to unexpected feelings. Set in season 2 (obviously) Allan/Guy
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Allan A D., Guy of Gisborne - Complete
Remus Lupin: BAMF by Sasparilla123 reviews
He's slightly insane, addicted to chocolate and allergic to jam. This is the story of the real Remus Lupin. Marauders-era, eventual slash. ("Are we talking midget rabbits? Are those even real?" asked Sirius. Remus fixed him with an exasperated look. "The term is 'vertically challenged'," he said reprovingly. "We've been over this.")
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,990 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Bodyswap by garam81 reviews
Both Queen Guinevere and her maid, Isobel, both wish they were a little bit more like each other. But when Isobel casts a secret spell to make her more introvert like the queen, trouble ensues when both women finds they now appear to others as each other. In short, they've bodyswapped. Isobel is an OC, used for story purposes .
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Gwen/Guinevere, Percival
Demigods Undercover by gallifreyfalls reviews
Set in the summer after the Battle of Manhattan, Percy and Annabeth are back, going undercover to find unclaimed demigods and bring them to Camp Half-Blood. But the interesting twist...? They have to be teachers. Who is the father of the two demigods? And what is the twist in the plot?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,940 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by Paintdripps reviews
If you're a girl in middle school or high school, you've probably had your share of ridiculous encounters with the sometimes annoying, sometimes lovable species we call boys. This is a collection of one-shots full of those. Crack. Warnings inside; author is getting a bit tired of hearing the same old song and dance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 10,899 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Nico A., Percy J.
Improbable Meetings of the Wibbly Wobbly Kind by Wednesday1990 reviews
The Doctor finds himself landing back on Earth, much to his confusion. Unfortunately for him, SHIELD is waiting for his arrival.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,703 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - 10th Doctor, Agent Phil Coulson
Recognise Me by EosAella reviews
Three years after Merlin was banished from Camelot Morgana once again takes the throne. With no help on the horizon Arthur and Gwaine set out to find Emrys in the hope that he will help. What they find is a bitter man who has given up on pretty much all of destiny, he seems vaguely familiar. But will he help?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Unto Albion by Feste the Fool reviews
Time to see what Once and Future means...unto Albion, right? The dumping ground for drabbles, scenes, and oneshots, "Secrets" oriented. Updated on Mondays. Latest up: I touch bases with canon.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,598 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Freya, Merlin
Watching the Girls Go By by OneWonders reviews
A collection of stories about the goings on in Camelot as Arthur, Merlin and the knights set about rebuilding after Morgana's defeat at the end of season 3. Banter and bromance. Chapter 4 is now up, would you believe! The World of Good: Arthur's attempts to stamp out further mention of Boris and the Chamber Pot Incident is met with resistance.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
The AntiFanfiction of My Immortal by Marcelisabeth Sinclaire reviews
Yes, 'anti-fanfiction'. I'm not a fan per se, but I thought it would be fun to insert a normal character into the twisted 'goffik' realm. Hold on to your brain cells, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Tara Gillesbie's Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,592 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 6/10/2011
Old Habits Die Hard by dancingbunnies reviews
Fili and Kili were mischievous little things when they were young, being a constant pain and joy at the same time to those around them. But even as they mature.. old habits die hard. These are little drabbles/oneshots of the two and their adventures.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,889 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Fili, Kili
Brother for Sale by BeansShadow reviews
Kili and his brother haven't always gotten on so famously. Not necessarily a part of the Hearts and Minds series, but in the same verse. Kili/OFC. Slight hurt/comfort
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Golden Prince by Kiva Taliana reviews
AU story. Arthur Pendragon knew nothing but the life of a slave, passed around the kings and nobles of the land at their whims, until he is claimed by a Dragonlord, Merlin, and something simple slowly gets increasingly complicated.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,419 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Kili's Most Noble Sacrifice by The Idiot Alchemist reviews
For the sake of the reputation of all of the Dwarves of Middle-earth, Fili must talk his brother into doing the near unthinkable.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Kili, Fili - Complete
The Seduction of John S Willoughby by tepid sponge bath reviews
To stop a blackmailer, Sherlock Holmes decides to enter unfamiliar territory. But not before practicing on John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,541 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Randy Man's Playbook by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A very unique book finds its way to the hands of Draco Malfoy - A book that, if utilized well, could help him fulfill his fantasies. A collaboration story with Aerinn Gwen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,063 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Unlikely Crossroads by Fallings Just Like Flying reviews
After stumbling upon a young woman claiming to have the power to send people into the future, Sherlock Holmes finds himself unwillingly cast into the future with his dear friend Dr Watson, where he meets another Sherlock Holmes and his friend Dr. Watson
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,862 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - S. Holmes, Sherlock H.
Getting the job done properly by BriefShiningMoment reviews
The Isle of the Blessed rang with the screams of liberated souls of darkness - the Dorocha. The Cailleach demands a price. Merlin disagrees. Alternative ending to Darkest Hour. Now the knights struggle to come to terms with Merlin's secret and Merlin gains a new name in destiny
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,369 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Merlin, Lancelot - Complete
A Very Hairy Situation by RedheadedRapunzel reviews
Arthur's under an enchantment - he has to be. But who is the new object of his affections? Why is Merlin so bitter? What are Arthur's secret hobbies? Why can't Gwen understand a single thing Merlin's saying? What is the key to Pendragon prestige? And what does fabulous, glorious hair have to do with anything? All this and more. CRACK starring Arthur, Merlin, Gwen, and Gwaine.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Arthur, Gwaine - Complete
A Fresh Perspective by dr4g0ngrl reviews
De-aged!Merlin, Caring!Arthur, Caring!Knights, Reveal!Fic. If that doesn't say it all, Merlin is turned into a child by ex-druids bent on raising "Emrys" to be their weapon to free magic. Plot is actually just an excuse to write Merlin-as-a-kid fluff. SPOILERS for S4. Set during S4, after episode #whatever, when Elyan is ... you know.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,562 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Stalkers Kilgharrah by BringOnTheWonder1997 reviews
Third in my 'Stalkers' series. Gwaine follows Merlin to a meeting with someone very suspicious - or something. Please read and review xx
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
Sly Kings and Sick Days by Feste the Fool reviews
In which Merlin succumbs to his destiny, Arthur proves himself to be an expert planner, and Gaius watches it all with a stiff upper eyebrow. Just a casual little off-center Merlin!light!whump story updated in 1000 word one shots, because my muse likes limits lately. Try saying that three times fast. Now complete!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,670 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Arthur, Gaius - Complete
I Slipped A Little White Lie by SkyWideOpen reviews
They're so unlike, really. The consultant detective and unrepentant sociopath, and the model who spends her nights gazing at stars. But in a small way, they're exactly the same. They're both running from a life they once lived. They're both running from a past they've left behind. In their own, small way, they've both died a little inside. Pondlock. Post-S2 Sherlock, post-S6 Amy.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Sherlock H.
Year One: The Philosopher's Stone by synteis reviews
Harry doesn't bring his Hogwarts letter into the kitchen and hides it from his aunt and uncle instead. One small decision changes the course of his life. Slytherin!Harry and mentor!Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,705 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Found In Time by I Fancy Hugh Dancy reviews
A woman from the 21st century suddenly finds herself in Camelot. What kind of trouble will she get herself into? What will she find in time? Time Travel. Gwaine/OC. Rated M for later chapters.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,711 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
Invisible Arthur by Tibbins reviews
The title says it all. Arthur gets turned invisible by a sorcerer in the woods. How will this be explained to Uther? Will they be able to change him back? And what will Arthur find out about his manservant? Merlin/Arthur may become slash
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,871 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Keeping Up Appearances by roothlace reviews
In order not to lose her job Gwen hires an actor to pretend to be her husband
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,324 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Arthur and The Hopping Broomstick by soulofair reviews
Two days after Arthur and the rest of the court discovered that Merlin was more a lady than a lad, he started seeing very weird things. Fem!Merlin/Arthur. AU. I do not own or claim the rights to BBC's Merlin. I'm just having a bit of fun.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,513 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
I Am Swaplocked by Doctor WTF reviews
It's just the sort of case that Molly Hooper lives for. Identical twins murdered on the same night on opposite sides of town at the same time. But the victims didn't have an identical twin. And twins don't share fingerprints. And for some reason Sherlock Holmes thinks that he is a Consulting Detective instead of her Pathologist. Fascinating. -A swaplocked sherlolly fic-
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,877 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
The Chamber of Secrets: The Second Slytherin Tale by RhamielAngel reviews
Life as a Slytherin is especially difficult for Harry this year. With everyone accusing him of being the heir of Slytherin, his two best friends abandoning him to save their own skin, and a pompous new teacher, how will Harry survive his second year?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Therapy by artyfan reviews
In which Reyna, fed up with the pettiness and immaturity of the people she was supposed to trust, sends them all to group therapy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012
The Prodigals by almostwhimsical reviews
Set between 4.09 and 4.11. AU. Gwen's banished and Gwaine returns to his roots. Eventually the rest of Camelot shows up. I don't own Merlin, the BBC does.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,614 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Gwaine, Gwen/Guinevere
The Mad Girl With A Suitcase by Hannah Tennant-Cumberbatch reviews
Amy Pond was tired of being the mad girl with a suitcase waiting for her madman with a box. So Amy Pond goes where every girl desperate for an escape goes- London. 221A Baker Street, to be exact, where she meets yet another madman who she hasn't been waiting for. But one things for sure, because your life may depend on it- Amy Pond is still the mad girl with a suitcase. Pondlock.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Sherlock H.
A Halloweeny Hogwarts by Meekaminniee reviews
What better way to celebrate Halloween than to throw a standard Hogwarts Ball? With masks donned and disguises in place, no one is who they really seem, and the most unlikely matches are made. Or at least 'a match made in hell' for a certain Draco Malfoy... Draco/Hermione, Theo/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Follower by MapleleafCameo reviews
One night something unexpected follows John home. A little spooky silly story for an October night. Rated T. Not Slash. Reviews contain spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Perfect Suitor by Aelan Greenleaf reviews
She bursts through the door of the flat, her face flushed and her eyes wide, in a complete state of panic. "You have to hide!" - Molly's mother comes for an unexpected visit. Sherlock comes up with an inventive way to explain his presence. (Post-TRF)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,291 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Percy Jackson: Disassembled by Yellow-Spider reviews
Loki has returned to earth with a purpose; finish off the Avengers once and for all. Percy Jackson must yet again fight with the Avengers in an attempt to stop the rogue God of Mischief from destroying Earths Mightiest Heroes. SEQUEL to Percy Jackson: Anarchy. Contains swearing.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,480 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by snarryvader81 reviews
"We're opera mad in Camelot; we sing from the diaphragm a lot." Camelot is hit by a musical curse, and no one's happy about it. Merthur slash
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Life's Lesser Moments by EmptyxLlamas reviews
"Jason had one thought as Piper opened the door while he was still wearing her undergarments: FML." A story in which the Fates torture our favorite demigods and make their lives just a little bit harder.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012
Of Smirking and More Smirking by Autumn Moon Fae reviews
"Merlin," she said, "that's not a Smirk, it's a grimace." A series of short stories revolving around our favourite villain - Morgana Pendragon. All that Smirking, dramatic irony and floaty purple cloaks...she must have made some mistakes, right? Long live the Wishful Queen of Camelot. Chaos ensues.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Morgana
The Doctor's Son by Lekta reviews
The Doctor finds a little surprise waiting for him in the TARDIS. Drabble crossover w/ Merlin. R & R
Crossover - Doctor Who & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - 10th Doctor, Merlin
The Words Left Wisely Unsaid by AvalonCelticQueen reviews
'And so, let us eat, drink and wickedly plot to savagely murder Uther and Arthur Pendragon before burning Camelot...' A series of hopefully humorous one-shots of the scenes we never got to see, and those lines we were screaming at the characters to say
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,296 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Arthur, Morgause
Wibbly Wobbly Pathways of Time by Sherlockedmyheart reviews
Once, 29 years ago, a frightened and lonely little boy met a Strange Doctor in his Father's wine cellar and made sure he never left. The two find themselves in an unlikely apprenticeship and friendship. Then, one day the Doctor disappeared and 19 years later shows up in the living room of 221B Baker Street. Slight Johnlock, Eventual Mystrade and Captain Jack attracted to everyo
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,647 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock H.
Of course he's a prince by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
One-shot -Modern High school au: Merlin was dating Arthur much to the surprise of their classmates. He knew that Arthur was popular and that he was a nobody. He also didn't realise that Arthur was actually the prince. Arthur/Merlin slash. Rated T. Please R&R : Hope you enjoy
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,761 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Arthur and the Boy Who Wouldn't Bow by freelikeafairy reviews
'Bow to your Crown Prince, you filthy lot' The head guard bellowed. The line of outlaws hastily shuffled some more to obey the order. All but one. One boy kept his head up and consequently his bright eyes caught Arthurs. The look on his face was determent, curious and even a little mocking. On top of all that, he had the most ridiculous ears.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
A Good Thief by ADifferentSortOfPerson reviews
A crush on a thief can mean problems for a demigod police organization... Leo/Percy, Piper/Bianca
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Percy J., Leo V.
A Dish Best Served Cold by May Glenn reviews
Fourth in the "Friday Knights" series, AU from Season 3 finale. Arthur begins to collect a very deadly variety of lawn ornament.Can Merlin, Gwaine, and Leon put a stop to this revenge of the forest before Arthur ends up on the gnomes' dinner menu? And what has Galehaut so hot and bothered, anyway?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,430 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Gwaine, Merlin
Too big for his breeches by nikeandrozy4ever reviews
What happens in the evenings after training when the knights are tired and the misunderstandings produced when these are combined. one-shot. written by Rozy.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Arthur, Gwaine - Complete
As Days Go By by Bree Z Claire reviews
Living in Manhattan was hard enough. Living with three rich, charming prats was something entirely different. A compilation of shorts depicting the lives of Merlin, Arthur, Gwaine, Lance, and everyone else as they live their lives from day to day.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,883 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Merlin - Complete
No More Secrets, No More Lies by Feste the Fool reviews
The not-long-at-all-awaited sequel to The Secrets We Keep! The day after Merlin accidentally lets slip to Arthur about the whole magic thing, Arthur locks the two of them in his chambers to plot and scheme, unaware that the city around them is falling prey to rampant sorcery... As always, no slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,408 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Complete
Merlin's Best Man by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
sequel to Merlin's Lancelot. Merlin and Freya are going to get married! if only the knights and Arthur would stop fighting over who will be Merlin's best man
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
I'm Really by LittleBabeBlue reviews
"I'm not Merlin. Never have been." Said the man he thought was Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Steve And Thor Versus New York City by Mintey reviews
When Tony decides it's best that Steve and Thor learn their own way around the world, no good can come out of the situation. A series of short stories about the adventures of Steve and Thor, and the chaos that ensues.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Thor, Captain America/Steve R.
The Descent of Magic by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry is a retired Auror and magical theorist studying pure-blood families' problems with having children. When he discovers the reason, he's reluctant to publicize it. But a budding acquaintance with Draco Malfoy may make it hard to hide. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,129 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Secrets We Keep by Feste the Fool reviews
It's not just Merlin. In fact, it's never been just Merlin. Camelot is rife with secrets and, one by one, they are all being exposed. And the Cup of Life is the ultimate McGuffin. Reconciliation story, so AU and strange. Also now a five-and-one. COMPLETE!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 59,213 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Jumping the Turtle Shell by nomnom15 reviews
On National Best Friends Day, everyone's favorite trio, Percy, Nico, and Jason, bond over a little video-game. Despite their differences, Annabeth learns just how close the Little Big Three really are. Rated T only for mild, course language. Post HoO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
Cloudy With A Chance Of Something by donutsweeper reviews
Modern AU. As Albion's Sexiest Bachelor for four of the past five years Arthur could have anyone he wanted, but as it happened the one man he wanted was an oblivious baker named Merlin who had no idea who he was.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,911 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
King of the Catfish by Lunaptra Amunala reviews
Camp Half-Blood is done for the summer, and Percy is back in Manhattan. Of all the places, he is waiting in line, at a meatmarket, in a Chinatown supermarket. What does he do to entertain himself? Read and find out. This is my first fanfic, and it IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY the fish part is ... I can't really think like Percy, but eh. Hope it made you laugh.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Babysitter's Club by shooting-stetsons reviews
A year after Sherlock Holmes took the plunge off of St. Bart's hospital, John Watson gets the call that his cousin Phil Coulson was killed in an alien attack on Manhattan. He goes to sort out Phil's things, and gets far more than he bargained for. Avengers Movie!verse, rating changed at a reader's request for foul language.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,457 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Shopping by Garmonbozia reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Mycroft is not a timeless demon from hell. He does have a birthday. And Sherlock is getting him a present. A one shot, dedicated to brave, strong till-operators everywhere.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Thanks a lot, Gwaine! by SerpentWinged reviews
When Gwaine accidently spills a deaging potion over Merlin and he is reduced into nothing more than a year old, the knights have to keep their surrogate baby brother a secret from Uther. Featuring Baby!Merlin, Overprotective!knights and Clueless!Uther.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Merlin, Leon
The Most Natural Thing in the World by Owl-Bones reviews
Sherlock Holmes. The man with the plan. The man who saves the day. The man who... eats... fingers...?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Steal a Sword by Charged Lightning reviews
Morgana learns that Arthur has a sword that can slay the dead. She cannot allow him to have such a weapon, and plots with Mordred to steal it. Both of them know the only threat they will face will be Emrys. Having faced him before, they both know exactly who he is and what he is capable of. Or do they? Features BAMF!Merlin. Post season 4. Crack.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Morgana, Mordred - Complete
Unbeatable Move by Smoochynose reviews
Arthur has an Unbeatable Move. With it he can win any battle.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Colliding Legends by Authortastic reviews
Merlin and the Doctor's paths cross when the TARDIS goes wrong and lands them in medieval times.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - 10th Doctor, Merlin
Word to the Wise by dragonryder622 reviews
Arthur catches Merlin in a rather odd situation. Hilarity and hot-botheredness ensues. fem!Merlin. beginnings of Merthur if you squint
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Your Cousin is Evil by Charged Lightning reviews
Sir Leon can't help but notice the uncomfortable exchanges between the new visitor and Merlin. It is time to bring this to Arthur's attention. Post season 4. Crack. One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Leon - Complete
I Can't Hear You by Kissy Fishy reviews
Morgana isn't after Camelot this time, just Emrys. Too bad no one can hear her.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Arthur, Morgana - Complete
Percy Jackson: Anarchy by Yellow-Spider reviews
Percy just wanted to be a normal teenager- well as normal as a seventeen year old demigod can be. But with monster attacks on the rise and new foes stirring Percy must join the Avengers to save New York. Contains swearing.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,410 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
When you have eliminated the impossible by Silfrvarg reviews
When Sherlock is called out to investigate a strange murder, the suspect is nothing like what he expected. Who is this strange man with no name, why would he kill an innocent young woman, and just who is he hiding from? 10th doctor whump.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,885 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock H.
Hug by savefrancegetintomypants reviews
Answer to a prompt.. Loki orders Captain America to his knees. The captain complies. Then wraps his arms around Loki's waist and refuses to let go. Then starts nuzzling at his midriff.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Complete
What Remains, However Improbable by Riddle Master 101 reviews
In which there is much drama, excitement, and magic. In which Mycroft is annoyed, Sherlock deducts the Statute of Security to pieces, and John is the only one polite to the new tenant. In other words: in which Harry Potter moves to Baker Street.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Strictly a Bromance by heartacheinn reviews
"It is impossible," he said in a strangled voice, "for two perfectly heterosexual men to have a relationship without secretly pining for each other in the beauty of the moonlight?" / Or, why Arthur and Merlin hate when people think they're more than just friends. Slight crack. No slash, obviously.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Crazy Keeper's Guide by Banana Smoothie reviews
New York is not a good place to run from the police in. Avoid at all costs. Because you run into guys playing the fake Blues on cheap saxophones, and you see a cowboy in his tighty-whitey's, and you trip over hobos. Also, my clothes were kind of on fire.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,669 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Nico A.
Try, Try Again by element78 reviews
If Arthur had ever bothered to listen, he might have realized that Merlin has been telling him about his magic for years.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
I Don't Know What Came Over Me by fernazab reviews
The characters are inexplicably feeling impulses to do things that they normally wouldn't do. And they have no idea what's going on. Victim #2: Morgana, who gets a sweet tooth. Crack!fic.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
The Prime Minister and the King by NikkiJustTalk reviews
The Prime Minister of Great Britain meets The King of Camelot and his servant...in a hospital...in the children's ward...with stomach aches AU!modern kidfic
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
The Totally Epical Adventures of an Emo Hippie by Queen of Stuff reviews
At last, a bittersweet ending to this grammatical diarrhea! Now with zombies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,297 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Draco M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
MindLocked by RaffAndGee reviews
The BAU have a problem - their latest case is proving more complicated than they'd thought. Luckily for them, a certain consulting detective and his doctor are in America, and they want in. "You WILL need my help, agents, and you know where to find me."
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,429 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012
Gaius, The Relationships Councilor by lolzy33 reviews
"Whaattt? You want me to help you with WHAT, sire?" One unsuspecting old man gains yet another job and reputation of sorts within the walls of King Arthur's own castle. One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Gaius, Arthur
The Best Deserves The Best by emlb reviews
Hermione Granger quits as Oliver Wood's PR Guru. But Oliver won't take this sitting down. After all, the best deserves the best... Rated T for some colourful language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,211 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Oliver W., Hermione G.
Notable Ramblings from Gwaine on the Road by Vernacular Jargon reviews
Us Merlin fans are exempt from Gwaine's constant rambling during the Knights' travels. In separate drabbles, this is what we've missed.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Gwaine - Complete
Shadow Traveling Into a Nightmare by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
Nico takes Persephone's suggestion to keep from being bored; so he shadow travels to a random place. With Nico's luck, it is no suprise when it ends up being Victoria's Secret... And when he meets a familiar face there, everything turns embarrassing. Two-shot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Nico A. - Complete
Christmas on Baker Street by Alaska-Roth-Spiegelman reviews
John has to get That Man a present, but That Man keeps figuring out the gifts ahead of time. John & Sherlock as friends only; no slash. Light cuteness.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Problems by May Glenn reviews
Gwaine's been in worse scrapes than this: he just can't think of any right now. A boar hunt with the knights goes terribly wrong, but as things progress, that's the least of his problems. Features Arthur, Percival, Leon, Lancelot, Elyan, Gaius and Gwen.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,879 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
Camelot's Walls Aren't Sound Proof by PartlyInsaneEvilKitty reviews
Gaius and Merlin do have neighbors. And the guards aren't deaf, just incompetent.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Merlin, Gaius - Complete
Dragonlord? by Volcanic Plug reviews
A dragon arrives unexpectedly and Merlin has some explaining to do...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Beauty, the Beast by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
The BAU receives their most baffling case yet - girls being killed without any cause of death. And things just keep getting weirder when two strangers show up out of nowhere and claim they know what's going on. Aliens, of course. Reid whump to come.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,385 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - 10th Doctor, S. Reid - Complete
The True Lord of Time by Rowen Morningstar reviews
There was only one Lord of Time at the Battle of Olympus, and it wasn't Kronos.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/19/2012 - 10th Doctor, Kronos - Complete
Completely Potty by whitecrossgirl reviews
Crack attempt in which the Harry Potter books turn up in Camelot. Gwen, Leon and Lancelot get into a ship argument; Elyan spoils the ending to Half Blood Prince on Percival and they all reach a shocking epiphany about Arthur and Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Pick Your Poison by Kitty O reviews
Between Merlin and Morgana, Camelot's poison supplies have been depleted. Not even any crushed glass. Ficlet. No slash. Gaius-centric!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Gaius, Merlin - Complete
Certainly the Finest Balm by Akimbo And Askew reviews
Or, "Five Times That Molly Fell a Little Bit Out of Love With Sherlock." After Reichenbach, Molly comes to grips with her new role in Sherlock's life. Molly/Sherlock friendship with some Johnlock fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Molly Hooper
The Miss-Adventures of Gwaine by tinyrose65 reviews
Or How Sir Gwaine Tried to Win the Girl of His Dreams and Merlin Finally Realized That She Was In A Relationship. (Girl!Merlin/Gwaine; Arthur/Gwen; Lancelot/OC)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,219 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Never Say I Didn't Tell You by CRAZ3TANK reviews
Arthur is cranky, Merlin is sneaky and a great secret will be revealed... Sort of. No Slash
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Horrors of Fanfiction by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Harry sends John a link that leads to something rather terrifying...at least according to Sherlock who is trying to burn his brain out
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It Must be the Work of Magic by UNseated4TH reviews
Flicets on the monetary adventures of the king's daily life in which he blames ALL the things on magic - from the slightly plausible to the why-the-heck-would-you-think-that's-magic-you-idiot. 2: Uther finds he's mysteriously aged over the past 30 years..
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Uther
Better than a happily ever after by thisisnotmybeautifulhouse reviews
Merlin sticks it to fairytale cliches everywhere and still manages to get the better end of the deal.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hermione of Sherwood by grangerinvestigations reviews
When Hermione is transported to Nottingham, can she escape Sherwood Forest with her heart and her hide intact? A clue: No. AU. Unfinished.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,839 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Hermione G., Allan A D.
You're Mine, John Watson by allonsy-doctor reviews
Mycroft promised it wouldn't be over; now it's time to carry out his promise. John's been kidnapped, and Sherlock's willing to walk through hell to save him. Sequel to "Notice Me, John" / "Pretend With Me". crack!stalkerfic; one-sided Johncroft; Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Trouble With Genius Husbands by L0stDreamer reviews
Fed up with their insufferable husbands, John and Sebastian storm out. However, neither expected to run into the other... "The Boys Next Door" verse- married!MorMor, married!Johnlock. Constructive criticism is appreciated!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, John W. - Complete
Melon Folly and the Infinite Strangeness by She's a Star reviews
In which Morgana's evil plan to bring down Camelot with a love spell does not go exactly according to plan, and Merlin is suddenly getting a lot of attention from Arthur. A highly serious series 3 AU adventure.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Fury of a warlock by BriefShiningMoment reviews
"Morgana raised her hand above her head and swept it down in an action that made no one doubt who her father was. As one the line of black knights turned and faced the crowd. Merlin's eyes darkened in anger." S3E13. The Coming of Emrys. Continue?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Merlin, Leon - Complete
The Big Reveal by CynicAlb reviews
The title pretty much says it all. One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Destinies Are Troublesome Things by AnalystProductions reviews
In which Gwen resorts to Facebook stalking, Merlin plays matchmaker, and a confident stranger called Arthur, 'future boyfriend' according to his t-shirt, serenades Merlin glee style. Since when did this kind of thing actually happen in real life? AU M/A
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
How to spot by Vegetableswillhavetheirrevenge reviews
Have you ever wondered how to spot a sorcerer in Camelot? How about a traitor? Well Arthur thinks he's worked it out. And he's holding a series of seminars to prove it. NOW OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Saucepan by HermitKnut reviews
A tiny one-shot for a friend. Explanation for why at the bottom. Modern AU; Merlin/Arthur if you squint.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Have you heard? Part 2 by Captain Ryder reviews
The Camelot rumor mill is active once again. Poor Uther. Complete
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
Order and Disorder by Ezra Fell reviews
When a stray bullet puts Greg Lestrade on the precipice between life and death, he strikes a deal with the angel of Order and Disorder: Find the person he took for granted in the past by sifting through his memories, or die trying.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/6/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
Reply to Sender by Trompet reviews
A tale told entirely in texts, notes, and emails detailing high school romance between very abnormal participants. Features matchmaking, smartasses, sexy leather jackets, and Pirate lingo. Also buckets of sexual tension. Johnlock, Mystrade, Moriartyx?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Buy One Get One Deduced by Hoseki-sama reviews
Sherlock is a cashier at a grocery store. Hilarity ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Sherlock H.
Who drugged my coffee? by Captain Rilee reviews
Because I'm fairly certain I've seen a ghost.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Of Guilt, Blame, and Misappropriated Weaponry by Aoitori reviews
Tag to 4x8, "Lamia." When Arthur discovers what his knights did to his servant while under the creature's influence, he and Merlin get into a bit of a row over what should be done about it. Chapter 5: Back in Camelot with Arthur and a visit from Gwaine.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,726 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
FilthyGorgeous by EosAella reviews
Arthur singing on a barrel? Uther moonwalking? Morgause has a love nest? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS? Not the normal kind... Complete crack based on scissor sisters' song, rated m FOR A REASON! language in the song . No slash, unless you tilt your head a bit.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Morgause, Arthur - Complete
The Nightmare He Calls Father by Jissai reviews
Large, gloved hands probed the prince's nights in monstrous dreams that were all too real. It has been an eternity since he has slept soundly without those fingers curling and grasping at his blonde hair. Noncon, dubcon, Merlin/Arthur, Arthur/Uther
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Where Sherlock Went by BlueBird325 reviews
My view on what happened to Sherlock after the Fall. He met Alex Rider of course!
Crossover - Alex Rider & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Sherlock H. - Complete
My Name Is Meg: And This Is My Sequel by Piedgy777 reviews
I once thought my 7th year at Hogwarts was going to be fun and carefree. Well, I guess I really am the stupidest Ravenclaw ever. Sneering Slytherins are now replaced by deranged Death Eaters, and with my inability to behave, I think I'm in in trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,988 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Intervention by WingedWolf121 reviews
Agravaine needs to have a talk with Arthur about Merlin. Because frankly, their affair is getting too obvious. Arthur, for his part, has absolutely no idea what his uncle is talking about. Merlin/Arthur ish , not meant to be taken seriously
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Agravaine, Arthur - Complete
Never Say Never by Kitty O reviews
Things you would never hear the characters say. Never. Not in a thousand years. Except here. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Merlin - Complete
5 Times Merlin Ran Into Someone by Aireon Maris reviews
...and one time it really counted.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Dear Real World by DasKhaleesi reviews
Collection of letters from Merlin characters to the real world. Fourth Chapter: Percival Wants Sleeves
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Gwaine, The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah
Merlin and the fifth colony by CoolNinjaOfDoom reviews
In book 5 the fifth colony Artemis and co get sucked into a time portal, sending them to Camelot. There they meet Merlin, Arthur, and Morgana. Morgana has heard of Artemis' criminal history, and wants him to join her. Will he abandon Holly?
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Artemis F., Merlin
Saucery by Random Ruth reviews
Gaius' mispronunciation of sorcery as 'saucery' nearly lands Merlin in deep trouble, so Uther suggests he get elocution lessons. As expected, it does not end all that well. One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Merlin, Gaius - Complete
Worm Holes Over Tea by Hara Kyome reviews
Post Reichenbach. Sherlock travels across Europe to take down Moriarty's remaining criminal organizations. Mycroft worries. A homeless man tumbles out of his wall.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/8/2012 - S. Holmes, Mycroft H. - Complete
The Odd Couple: The Adventures of Leon and Gwaine by May Glenn reviews
First in the "Friday Knights" series: AU from end of S3. While Arthur is away on honeymoon, Gwaine and Leon get used to working with each other and deal with a goblin infestation in Camelot... No slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,530 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Leon, Gwaine - Complete
The Mary Sue Effect by Wynter Sora reviews
Camp Half-Blood is being invaded. Not by Greek monsters or Kronos's minions, but by Mary Sues. Gods help us all. Rated T for language, "character" bashing, and breaking the fourth wall.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Annabeth C., Rachel D.
A Visit To His Beloved by Jessiclar reviews
Arthur is in the forest secretly meeting his lover whilst an onlooker watches. Pairing is Artree Arthur/Tree .
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Arthur - Complete
You've Left Me No Choice by whitecrossgirl reviews
Once again Melrin and the knights are in trouble. Luckily Gwaine's got a secret weapon, one which never failed...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Gwaine, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Aithusa by centreoftheselights reviews
Merlin rescued a dragon egg and helped it hatch, but that's only the beginning. Someone has to raise Aithusa, and that duty falls to the last of the Dragon Lords...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,462 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Little Black Dress by Kitty O reviews
Those costume designers know sonething we don't. Gwen figures it out. Sort of serious crack. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Unbreakable Wreckage by smile-youlookbetterhappy reviews
The final battle is coming and the Order of the Phoenix has designed a camp to train and prepare wizards and witches for the final battle. Hermione has signed up along with her friends but when there's a sneak attack upon the camp who will she run into?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
The Cat Came Back by midnightluck reviews
Uther attempts to arrest Merlin for magic. Multiple times. It never quite takes.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
The Taxi by Hiza Montmorency reviews
A taxi driver endures an interesting conversation between two interesting men. AU, slash, oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Missing Ingredient by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
When two wacktastic villains need to sacrifice a male virgin to complete their potion who do they come looking for? Prince Arthur. Will Merlin and Gwen be able to rescue Arthur, and his ego, in time? Not slash and not intended to be taken too seriously.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,667 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
The Most Adorable Army The World Has Ever Known by Jammeke reviews
Young Merlin, Gwaine, Lancelot, Elyan, Leon and Percival vie for Teacher Arthur's attention. Here be knights, superheroes, ladders, epiphanies and an exasperated teacher who is not fond of his children in the slightest, thank you very much.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,177 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Honesty is the Best Policy by SecondStar2theRight reviews
After the latest magical attack, Uther is having everyone in Camelot interrogated. Now it's Merlin's turn to be questioned by Leon. Tag to The Son of a Sorcerer by Literaria
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Merlin, Leon - Complete
The One with the Mushroom Dust Cloud at the End by Musafreen reviews
In which romantic subplots take over the HoO storyline. Very short. Parody.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Annabeth C. - Complete
For the good of the kingdom by renrenren3 reviews
For the good of the kingdom, Merlin has to wear a dress. Arthur thinks it's going to be hilarious, but gets more than he bargained for.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
It's Your Fault! by fernazab reviews
"Gaius, I've come to a conclusion," Merlin declared. "It's all your fault. And you're going to pay for it." Crack!ficlet. No slash, like always.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Merlin, Gaius - Complete
The Surprising Professor Smitt by Talamack reviews
Meet Michael Smitt: young; tattooed; covered in piercings; failed musician; waiter at the Leaky Cauldron; squib. Not exactly the kind of person you'd expect to be given a teaching post at Hogwarts. Rated T for language and sex references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,257 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Harry P.
I've Been Thinking by Elfpen reviews
'"Everything bad that has ever happened to Arthur has happened when, or even because Merlin wasn't around. Have you noticed?" Nonplussed, Lancelot wasn't sure what he was supposed to say.' Gwaine is bright. Lancelot is amused. NON-SLASH. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Lancelot, Gwaine - Complete
To Be, Or Not To Be, A Warlock by Jissai reviews
Merlin, we're in the face of more bandits than I can kill. Threaten them with sorcery, now!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
You Look Like My Incompetent Manservant! by Jissai reviews
Which brings Arthur back to realization # 4: Merlin is a hopeless, useless idiot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
And I'm Not A Drunk by Downside-Left reviews
A conversation between Gwaine and Merlin pre-Season 4. Humor. Mild Arthur-bashing, but all in good fun, because it's Gwaine.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Stood In The Rain by Arisprite reviews
A rainy training leaves the Knights of Camelot down for the count. Luckily, Merlin is there to mother them all to death. Part 3 in the Physician's Apprentice Series.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Forbidden Love by TheLemonWedges reviews
Summary: Arthur utters the three words that constantly weave teasingly through Merlin's dreams - the three words guaranteed to send him over the edge... Parody
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
The Son Of Voldemort by DarkAngelOfTruth reviews
Hecate decides she wants Nico to help end Voldemort, thrusting him into the wizarding world. Which would be fine, if he wasn't thrown into a tangled web of lies and deceit to hide his identity. Kids, meet Nico di Angelo,supposed Son Of Voldemort.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,041 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Nico A.
Four Horses, Six Knights, and One Handmaiden by Shamera reviews
Merlin's been charged with sorcery... again. Written for the girlsavesboy challenge.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere, Merlin - Complete
I Like Oatmeal by Onee-san reviews
Ever wonder why the Knights never seem to catch on to Merlin and his spell casting? Well this is my take on it. Just a short little crack fic.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Testament of Weapons by Shamera reviews
Four years and Merlin still had a hard time keeping a sword during a fight. Arthur feels he needs some extra training to keep him out of harms way. The knights are more than willing to help.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Knight of Maidens by wildsky reviews
Post S3 finale. When Gwen learns that Gwaine has been enthusiastically charming his way into the beds of the castle's maids, she decides to put a stop to it before the fighting among the women gets out of hand. Gwen and Gwaine friendship.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere, Gwaine - Complete
An evening off with Lady Morgana by LadyTardisOfHogwarts reviews
Old fic, set in s3 when Morgana's just chilling/plotting in the castle. Morgana isn't all that great at magic, really, and has a lot of hours to fill between trying to kill the King. Merlin finds he has no reason to be worried.HP references! R&R.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
Agravaine the evil uncle's tale by Aquillo reviews
An origin story, in which Agravaine rides around the place doing evil things, because that is what he does, and Merlin takes it upon himself to stop him, because that is what he does. One-shot parody of series four, and Merlin in general I guess.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Magic Trick by Daniella Jones reviews
Post Hogwarts and TLO. Harry's an Auror and he runs into Percy while chasing a Death Eater in the streets of New York. Percy, being a demigod, attracts an Acromantula. What happens afterwards? Percy goes missing! I changed the description. NO SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Hair On Fire by Astiza reviews
It's a wonder none of the knights have ever accidentally set their hair on fire, what with all the torch-swinging they do.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Gwaine, Leon - Complete
One Foot in the Grave by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Death has dealt two severe blows to Camelot already... and Gaius is wondering who might be next? More importantly, he's wondering why, whenever he asks that question, everybody looks at him...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Gaius - Complete
Crazy Little Thing Called Love by pixelsurgeon reviews
When Arthur and Gwen have to start checking every corner before they turn it, Morgana starts having to slap a certain man a lot, and Lancelot is completely uninvolved, you know that something is very, very, wrong...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/17/2011
Why You Don't Mess With Merlin by ForIHaveOvercomeTheWorld reviews
Claude is new in Camelot and he doesn't understand that Merlin and Arthur's banter is normal. He wishes to teach Merlin a lesson. Will the other guards stop him in time? Will they have their own story of foolishness to tell? Whump, bromance, no slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,976 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Normal Boy by Paranoise reviews
While in Potions one day, Harry P. is accidentally transported to another dimesion where he never existed.For the first time in his life he is being treated like a normal boy. How will he react to new friends, a new house, and new teachers?May become H/D.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Unexpected Help by Daniella Jones reviews
AU 7th year Harry, Hermione and Ron still went to Hogwarts. Chiron sends Nico to help defeat Voldemort on the request of Dumbledore. Takes place after the Last Olympian. One of those stories where Nico kicks ass. R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,574 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Nico A.
A Typical First Date by Glimmerous reviews
Morgana is forced to dine with a narcissistic noble, and sees no way out. Merlin, however, provides an odd and yet amusing alternative. The alternative being, of course, Merlin disguised as Morgana. Awkwardness, hilarity, and dinner fires ensue.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
Merlin's Carrier by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
part of the Merlin's Best Friend series. when Merlin collapses during Arthur's speech the three idiots fight over who gets to carry Merlin to Gaius' rooms.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Lancelot, Merlin - Complete
The Marauder Notebooks by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
When James Potter and Sirius Black discover a secret notebook that allows Slytherins to communicate, all hell breaks loose. A Marauder Era Blog-type story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011
Medium Sized Evil by theonceandfutureprat reviews
Drabble series. Chapter 6: His secret was safe, but still the boys in Ealdor could tell that there was something different about Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Wisps of Green by Pawthorn reviews
Morgause plans to turn Arthur and Lancelot against each other through jealousy, but things don't turn out as expected when Gwaine enters the picture...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,700 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Love and Duty by DreamingALife reviews
Some conversations can't be had when you're a knight. Sometimes you just have to be a brother.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Arthur, Elyan - Complete
Of Wise Words and Innuendos by xxDodo reviews
What happens when Merlin tries to use some of the dragon's "wise" words as his own? To Arthur, of all people, and finally realizes that everything Kilgarrah says really does have two meanings... NOT true slash, just parody of it.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Beach Episode by DoctorStonegarden reviews
In which the gang - try to - take a well-deserved break, a lot of nasty monsters are summoned, and Merlin's nipples are referenced.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Complete
Merlin Hits The Net by QueenAllan reviews
Merlin and Arthur are trying to keep their relationship secret, but Morgana pushes at every corner and Uther is an internet troll. Merthur on Facebook.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Talk by greenconverses reviews
Percy decides it's time to give Nico The Talk … several years and three girls too late. Companion piece to A Little Girl Talk Never Hurt Anyone.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
Secrets by thesporktheives reviews
Everyone has a secret, and Harry's not leaving without knowing Draco's. Written for The Secrets & Confessions challenge on HPFC.Friendship!Drarry and Drapple.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Boeist Bible by dogsandcoffeepots reviews
The Doctor discovers a so-called "Bible" dedicated to none other than Jack Harkness and Rose insists on reading it, to his everlasting horror. Purely for fun. \Discontinued/
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T. - Complete
Love is a burning thing by Myno.1fan reviews
I am in deep trouble. I have broken the most important wizarding law ever written...I have gone back in time. Okay, okay I realise how this may sound a little cliché... In fact, I would not believe me either, but it is the truth... HGxTR updating 08/2011
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,526 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Pratful Princes, Sloshed Knights andPoultry by Mara93 reviews
Arthur's habit of throwing things at his servant gets him into a heap of trouble with his love, Guinevere. Hence, he comes up with the grand idea to cook her dinner. Arthur Merlin friendship/banter Gwaine, Gwen Crack fic!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Dear Ladies of Camelot, Love Uther by Saint Bacchus reviews
Uther is the king of romance. Gaius is not an enabler. Your author is feeling a bit silly today.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Uther, Gaius - Complete
Villain of the Week by Kitty O reviews
A wandering man is lost, and has given away his script. Spotting a main character, he stops him and asks if he knows where the man is supposed to be going. Crack poetry oneshot. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Nice Try Arthur by Nada Themis reviews
Arthur tries to prove that Merlin has magic. Though his attempt in doing so get him caught in a very... compromising situation. Non-Slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Trick to Life is Not to Get Too Attached to It by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Elyan's out on night watch when he learns something really strange about Camelot's knights: apparently they're not too bothered about dying.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Elyan
Veela Mating by aurla0 reviews
Hermione has one of her ideas again... Run! - A parody of all those DMHP veela stories. They are good, but... enough is enough!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dear Idiot by Princess Angel Rose reviews
A letter Arthur writes to Merlin so that, when his secret comes out, the idiot will know that he knew all along.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Badass 101 by dnapolymerase314 reviews
My name is Nico di Angelo. And I'm gonna teach you how to be badass. T for excessive use of the word "badass."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Nico A.
Gwaine's Reveal by XxWanderlustxX reviews
...In which Gwaine gets tackled, Uther is confused and Arthur decides Camelot is in dire need of extensive background checks. Pure silliness...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
An Abuse of Power by ROSSELLA1 reviews
Uther overhears a rather disturbing conversation between Arthur and Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Uther - Complete
The Corner Booth by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
There were three things immediately evident about Percy Jackson. Written for the PJO Fic Exchange's "It's Summer Break; Go Write Something!" challenge: prompt, The Corner Booth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
Northumbrian Culinary Assassins by Literaria reviews
Because one never knows when someone might poison the prince's meals... or maybe Arthur has an ulterior motive for having Merlin eat half his breakfast.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
In Which Arthur Finds Out by 5337281 reviews
In which Arthur and Merlin both learn something about each other. Oneshot/Crack
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
What to Do When a Handsome Knight Asks You to Bed by Squilf reviews
Lusting over a certain charming knight? Then look no further! This handbook is the definitive guide to pursuing, obtaining and enjoying your quarry. Merlin/Gwaine comedy spin-off to 'Twas the Knight Before Yuletide.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Lifelike Shadows by frostykitten reviews
A scream tore from her lips when something grabbed her and hauled her to her feet."Tell me you can see me!" A frantic voice said. The last thing Hermione expected to find while helping her Muggle cousin was the missing Malfoy, now she's stuck with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,260 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sit In by Literaria reviews
Not entirely surprisingly, Merlin ends up in the dungeons again... but the Knights of the Round Table never abandon one of their own.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 83 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Pizza Doodles by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
AU Arthur/Merlin. One-shot. "It would be funny, she said, if they put something weird in the 'additional instructions' section." Merlin's accidental relationship with a stranger working at the pizzeria.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
It's the Thought That Counts by Zenyetta reviews
Arthur has been sending gifts to Gwenhwyfar and Merlin has been the delivery boy. Not a good idea.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Never Knew by Emma Reyes reviews
Hermione and Malfoy are paired up for an assignment in Potions: to make a successful batch of Polyjuice Potion. But what happens when something goes terribly wrong and they get stuck in each others body's...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,689 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
730 Days of Arthur by EuphoniumGurl0 reviews
Set in present-day England, Merlin signed a two year contract to work for His Majesty, King Uther. However, between treating the royal sniffles and Arthur's constant attention-seeking, Merlin finds himself counting the days until he's done. Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Was it Something I Said? by Kitty O reviews
Arthur: "No man is worth your tears." Merlin: BAM! I guess this could be considered BAMF!Merlin, but it's more some wishful thinking on Kitty O's part. No slash as always. Ficlet. Set during The Last Dragonlord. AU, I suppose, technically...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Arthur, I'm a Warlock by Kitty O reviews
It's been years, and finally the day comes. Merlin decides that it's time to tell the king his secret. It doesn't turn out quite the way most people would think. Completed ficlet, no slash. Crack, by the way.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Anvil Swallowing by Kitty O reviews
Dedicated to fernazab. Arthur swallows the most ridiculous excuses sometimes, excuses the size of anvils... Really? An eye infection? Really? Oneshot. No slash as always.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Frogs and Fools by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Gaius goes away for a week and Merlin doesn't handle his independence very well.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Now and Forever by Hades27 reviews
Fluff. Dastan is hurting, and Garsiv helps. Non-slash.
Prince of Persia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Dastan, Garsiv - Complete
When You Can't Get The Staff by BingeB reviews
All Arthur wants is to buy a bloody drink. But Merlin Emrys, officially the worst shop assistant in the world, seems to be doing everything in his power to stop him from doing just that. And Arthur is not amused. One-shot. Slash!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Adventure of the Missing Candlestick by Mardy Lass reviews
Sherlock and Watson miss some finding but find something missing - after they bump into a rather weird doctor who insists he's from outside the EU. Rated K for use of weapons and the occasional naughty word.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,998 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
HP and the Valentine MixUp by Thatgayanime reviews
It's Valentines Day at Hogwarts and Love is in the air! Ron tries to snog Hermione, Hermione attempts to figure out who her 'stalker' is, Harry is off in La-La land, Ginny wants the 'Deets' and you see how Draco somehow fits into all of this. (ABANDONED for now)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Curiosity Killed the Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, How to Drive Merlin Completely and Utterly Mad. Gwaine finds out about Merlin's magic and Merlin ponders the moral implications of turning friends into toads.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 114 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Crossing the Line by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 154 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Fourth Tale by Atlantean Pineapple reviews
Sequel to "Three Tales of Strength." When Lancelot stumbles upon Gwaine and Merlin planning some mischief involving frogs, what could possibly go wrong?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
A surprising discovery by Vegetableswillhavetheirrevenge reviews
Arthur decides on a whim to follow Merlin... and discovers something he never expected. Not set at any specific point in time. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Arthur - Complete
Harry Potter: A Slytherin Tale by RhamielAngel reviews
A "Harry gets sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor" fic, meant to parallel Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,808 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Something About Love Potions by Apocalyptic Masquerade reviews
Merlin has his fingers crossed for his friends Arthur & Gwen. He knows that with time their love will grow strong and unbreakable. However, he's becoming impatient. He figures magic can speed up the process. Only problem: It doesn't go according to plan.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Gilderoy's Happy Insane New Best Friend by Queen of Stuff reviews
There's a new long term resident in the Janus Thickey Ward...read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L.
The Once and Future Kitten by SherlockianGirl reviews
When Merlin inadvertently speaks a spell in his sleep, he wakes up to find himself the be-scarfed kitten of the once and future king of Camelot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Never Have You by Angel of Apathy reviews
Sherlock won't be the one to put the body there; he has someone to do that for him. A chronicle of Sherlock's interactions with Yassen Gregorovitch. Sherlock/Yassen. Fairly dark.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Yassen G., Sherlock H. - Complete
Twas the Knight Before Yuletide by Squilf reviews
In the fortnight leading up to Yuletide, Merlin learns some important lessons about friendship, drinking, Gaius' porridge, finding a lost love, mistletoe, and most of all, love. Merlin/Gwaine, set after Series 3. Mild language and sexual references.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,977 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
How We Met by isis-sg1 reviews
Merlin/Arthur AU - Merlin and Arthur meet by complete accident, and when I say accident I mean Arthur accidentally runs over Merlin's foot with his car.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Fascination by a. cavall reviews
Gwaine has developed some kind of deep fascination with Lancelot's room, or at least Lancelot is convinced that this is the case. He just wishes he knew why that was. Post s3 finale so general spoilers , G/L one-shot fluff.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Lancelot, Gwaine - Complete
Merlin's Best Friend by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Arthur, Gwaine and Lancelot fight over who has the honour of being Merlin's best friend
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Merlin, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
The Talk by fortheloveofcamelot reviews
There comes a time in every warlock's life where he needs to be told... where babies come from!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Merlin, Gaius - Complete
How To Woo Your Manservant by renrenren3 reviews
When Arthur finally realizes he's hopelessly in love with Merlin, he has no idea how one is supposed to court his manservant but this won't stop him from trying. Repeatedly. Insistently. With flowers, chicken and destiny if he has to.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,798 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Bend Me, Shape Me by coffee dazed reviews
Merlin gets some exercise while Arthur gets the wrong end of the stick
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Truth or Dare by too-much-like-Luna reviews
In which a game of Truth or Dare confuses Merlin, Arthur is repressed, Leon is a pervert, and Lance is mostly absent. Arthur/Merlin. Full title is 'Truth or Dare, and the Sh!t that Follows' . Modern AU
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,542 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
letters to juliet by acronymed reviews
Crack, slight AU from movie. Deep, deep down, Garsiv really does love his brother. Sort of. "Sometimes, I have dreams that father tramples you with his horse instead of saving you." — Garsiv, Dastan.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Dastan, Garsiv - Complete
The Death God Alliance by Asilda reviews
"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,032 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
The One in Which Arthur is A Gangsta by WldCatSprStr-14 reviews
The One in Which Arthur is A Gangsta and Merlin is So Hood, He Carries His Mom's Groceries
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Theory by Conviction reviews
“Cupid himself couldn’t make me fall in love with Granger, he had boasted. Unfortunately for Draco, Cupid disagrees.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,806 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Jumping Out Second Floor Windows by LaPaige reviews
Merlin jumps out of his dorm window in a stupid attempt to rescue his TV remote. Arthur certainly does not expect a skinny boy with big ears to land on him. AU/Future Fic.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Lazarus Effect by GuildedDragonfly reviews
A series of one-shots showing various ways Sir Leon could have survived the Dragon's flames, some serious… others… not so much.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,852 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Leon
Truth or dare by Skiefyer reviews
Gwen giggled, rather evilly in Merlin’s opinion, and lent forward conspiratorially before whispering in his ear. “I dare you to profess your undying love and then kiss Arthur.”
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,412 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Brothers and a Birthday by Anjaden reviews
It's Dastan's first birthday in the family, and Tus is making Garsiv spend time with his little brother. One-shot. "There were days where Garsiv wondered why he even bothered getting out of bed."
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Garsiv, Dastan - Complete
Some Women Are Apples by deews reviews
Tamina hates pears. No, really. She hates them. Dastan/Tamina. Set anytime during the movie. / She doesn't seem to be aware that she's speaking out loud. "Pears aren't even fit for dogs. I wouldn't feed my worst enemy pears. I wouldn't feed YOU pears."
Prince of Persia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Dastan, Tamina - Complete
Garsiv's Third Nipple by deews reviews
or, Never Mock A Man's Headwear. Garsiv's helmet does NOT look like a nipple, and the next person who says it does gets stabbed. / "This is an excellent helmet. This is a man's helmet. This is the helmet of a great warrior." Rated for excessive nipples.
Prince of Persia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Garsiv, Dastan - Complete
A Matter of Opinion by Takebuo Ishimatsu reviews
The Arthur-Merlin relationship through Uther's eyes. It was all a matter of opinion. Possible Merthur, if you'd like, nothing specific. First in the series.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hollywood by loukritia reviews
a short oneshot about the "inspired" ideas for baby names
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
The Dragon in the Basement by Synesthete314 reviews
Arthur was disgruntled. And distressed. And hastily but still very dignifiedly on his way to have a Talk with his father. Crackish! One-shot. Rated T for language. COMPLETE.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Arthur, Uther - Complete
Fool the World by rubycaspar reviews
AU, Merlin meets Mulan. Gwen disguises herself as a man and joins the army to protect her father - now she just has to make sure that her trainer, Prince Arthur, doesn't discover the truth. Gwen/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Gwen/Guinevere, Arthur
Damsels are Distressing by Mnemosyne77 reviews
Damsels are in distress. Merlin is a hero. Arthur is confused.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Creatures Within by Mt. Annapurna the Small reviews
Robin Hood and Doctor Who combo. With Sir Guy and the Sherrif acting strangely and the Doctor taken captive by outlaws, how will anyone find out what is going on?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 4/24/2008 - 10th Doctor
Like Father by rogueandkurt reviews
In which Uther is young, Arthur is vain, and Merlin's completely traumatized. Oneshot. Bodyswapping crack. Arthur/Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Merlin, Arthur, Uther - Complete
Pepperoni by bare-footed-muse reviews
Knightsbridge was always a bit classy for Pizza Italiano GoGo- not that Merlin notices, with no aspirin, his mother calling, rent, his best friends holding hands and the endless stream of pizza delivery. And the sense of desperation. Modern day AU! Read?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Merlin
A Cautionary Tale About Tomatoes And Zombies by netgirly2k reviews
Armed with two swords, a slightly dented helmet and a wooden spoon, our heroes fight zombies.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Ghost King's Bane by Musafreen reviews
A lot of things happen when Nico walks into a classroom. Parody. For all you poor souls who wept into your hands after reading a Nico/OC story. Nominated for a Verita Award.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Nico A. - Complete
297 Words Explaining by emrysmile reviews
...Why You Must NEVER Talk Seriously To Merlin. Arthur makes an important discovery and Merlin’s mind seems to be taking a bathroom break today. Arthur/Merlin sillyness.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
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The Edge of Darkness reviews
When Nico senses a cheating of death somewhere in England, he sets off to discover what it is, since it's not like he has anything better to do, other than tell everyone that this IS NOT SLASH. Thank you for your cooperation. Rated T 'cause I'm paranoid.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Harry P., Nico A.
I am your father reviews
Why does Luke REALLY hate Hermes?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Luke C. - Complete