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Joined 11-28-10, id: 2634114, Profile Updated: 04-14-13
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Just your average Jane Doe.

Anne Rice, an author I greatly admire, made a youtube video where she gives advice about writing and how to get published. Although I, personally, have no great aspirations when it comes to writing, I did find her message to be very inspiring and very helpful advice, so here's a link to the video (I hope this works lol): http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bw2KXX7WrOY


Stranger than life is in what I hope will be a very short hiatus. I promise, it had nothing to do with my other story. The thing is, I have this clear idea of where I want the story to go, and I even have some major plot points all played out in my head (seriously, dialogue and all), but I'm having trouble getting there. I can't seem to take the characters from point A to point B in a way that seems believable to me. I've started writing the 6th chapter about a dozen times and scrapped them all. So, rather than leave you guys waiting indefinitely for a new chapter, thinking it'll be posted any day now, I'm telling you now that I'm going to reevaluate my entire approach to this story and it could take a while to get it the way I want it. I may or may not re-write the first 5 chapters, we'll see. I hope you guys don't get too mad and that you'll come back and read STL when I finally get it back on track. Thank you for your patience.

To my 'Inappropriate' readers:

So, my life has been pretty messy for the past month and a half. I'm taking the time to come here and let you know what's going on because I respect every single one of my readers, and I don't want anyone thinking I've just gone and abandoned you. I had a pretty bad case of tonsillitis a few weeks ago, which sucked and left me out of commission for a while, but thankfully it was easily treatable, and after a while I was alright. I began working on Inappropriate as soon as I felt better, but that was once again put aside after my mom fell ill. I won't go into the details of her disease, but I will say it is quite serious and last weekend she was hospitalized. The doctor informed us that her blood oxygen levels were so low, if she hadn't been put into the hospital when she was I would have lost her. At the moment she remains hospitalized, and between caring for her and looking after all the daily tasks which we used to share and which have now been left solely to me, I am exhausted. To top all of that off, I have also started my first exams in school, and it's been hard to get by with limited time for studying and so many missed classes. I'm a mess, both physically and emotionally, fearing for my mother while trying to care for mundane yet necessary tasks like paying the bills and doing the laundry, all whilst trying to not fail college. Please forgive me for dumping all of this on you guys, but I want you to understand that I'm not abandoning you or "Inappropriate", I just don't have the time or energy to write at the moment. I suppose you could say I'm putting the story on hiatus, given I am here telling you I have not been able to continue writing it and don't know when I will be able to do so again, but I'm reluctant to make that statement myself, as a hiatus, to me, implies an author does not intend to continue the story any time in the near future, and I do. I very much do intend to continue it, but having an intention and being able to act upon it are two very different things, as I have come to learn. In short, I know I can't ask you guys to hang in there for an update that may take weeks or even months to be posted. I absolutely understand and accept that when I do come back and pick up my story once again I will have to fight and make it good enough to win back my readers. That's fine with me, hell, I love a challenge. But the one thing I will ask of you guys is that you try and find it in you not hold this against me or write me off along with so many other "authors" who start a story, amass hundreds or even thousands of followers who love it, and then abandon it for no apparent reason other than 'I was over it'. I consider this to be a great disrespect to people who took the time to appreciate and support your work, and it would offend me to be put in the same category. Other than that, just be kind in your response to this, please, as I don't believe I would have the emotional strength at this moment to deal with someone else's anger or hatred.

Thank you so much for your understanding and support. I hope you guys know that every single one of you who read my story made my day a little bit brighter every day. I hope we can pick up where we left off some time soon.

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SoCal by Krazyk85 reviews
Being with them wasn't the problem, but losing me was. A life filled with sandy beaches and sunshine, I felt safe here. Nothing bad ever happens in SoCal, except maybe bad Mexican food. Or so I thought. This isn't your everyday love story. Based on the movie Savages. For Kninut, an Edward, Bella, Jasper- polyfic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,977 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 11/8/2014
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 142,143 - Reviews: 4881 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 5,769 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Snowfall Kind of Love by TheFicChick reviews
There's one thing on my grown-up Christmas list, and while it includes a number of specifics in varying degrees of dirtiness, it really all boils to the one thing I've wanted for a year and a half: a do-gooder with unruly hair and a Mister Rogers sweater, and a lifetime of nights that would land me squarely on the naughty list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,622 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Destroy by walkingwithgiants reviews
In the words of Abe Lincoln, "The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend." Bella works for a man that makes her teeth grind. "My boss is an asshole," she cried.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 106,494 - Reviews: 4901 - Favs: 3,236 - Follows: 4,693 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14888 - Favs: 7,830 - Follows: 7,034 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Felt by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Former lovers lay it all out on the table. Taking shots never hurt this good. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Look After You by sillybooks reviews
She had never seen anyone so relieved, in all her 19 years, as he was when she lied to him, telling him she lost his baby. So what else could she do? — she ran away.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Hole Shot by foreveraddicted reviews
Bella Swan still woke up everyday. She went to work. She went out with her boyfriend. She kept breathing. Kept moving. But her heart? It doesn't beat, doesn't feel anything but pain. Anything but that hole that Edward Cullen left there five years ago.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,519 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Bella, Edward
An Angel in Hell by AgoodWITCH reviews
Bella, arrives at MASH 8076, as the new nurse working alongside her fellow dr's & nurses during the Korean War. She catches the eye of Capt. Edward Masen & he sees in her the angel who can make their hell worthwhile. Entry for 2010 Age of Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,616 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 3971 - Favs: 4,660 - Follows: 3,195 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Virgin Next Door by SavingTheRest reviews
The new neighbor has made Bella realize that she's ready to change her status of being a 26 yr old virgin. Is the neighbor up for the challenge? Of course he is. Step inside and come along on the journey with The Virgin Next Door.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,255 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
Last Christmas by foreveraddicted reviews
Second chances at life are few and far between. Never hoping but always yearning, Bella wants to give herself and her son a Christmas gift that she never dreamed they could have.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Edward, Bella
Two Sides of the Same Sword by Tdgat reviews
Bella is a graduate student in New York, trying to move past her break up with Edward , who wants her back. Her quest to be free leads her down a path of revenge and into the life of Jacob, a student athlete who won't let her push him away. Will she choose? Or will they all be destroyed by the secret she's been keeping. Bella/Edward, Bella/Jacob,All Human, Non-canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,372 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Bella
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6708 - Favs: 5,105 - Follows: 4,901 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Viking's Woman by LifeInkognito reviews
When her Irish Kingdom is attacked, Isabella is left with no choice but to marry the barbaric Viking Chieftain in order to protect her people. Age of Edward 2012 EXPANDED.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,548 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 2,523 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Bella, Edward
Unbecoming by BookishQua reviews
In the aftermath of her divorce, a heartbroken Bella Swan looks for danger to give meaning to her life. If only her hot ex-husband would stay out of the picture. There is NO CHEATING in this story by E or B. AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,393 - Reviews: 2485 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 2,502 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
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Inappropriate reviews
Good christian girl Bella has spent her whole life being sheltered and obeying all the rules. When a powerful, attractive older man takes a sudden interest in her, poor unsuspecting Bella is wholly unprepared to deal with his advances. BXEm. No Edward, because that would just mess with my head. Rated M for leMons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Bella, Emmett
Stranger than life reviews
Bella Swan is the dirty-mouthed front woman of a rock band, The strangers, trying to make it big in the music scene. Edward Cullen is a fledgeling young actor, struggling to make a name for himself. She turns his world upside down, he makes her re-evaluate everything she ever thought she wanted. But love and fame don't always go hand in hand. Rated M for language, possible lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Bella, Edward