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Author has written 41 stories for Warriors, Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Harry Potter, Pokémon, and Game of Thrones.
Hi, my name's Dragonclaw, one of the resident Slytherins and a member of House Targaryen. I tend to get obsessed with tv shows and ignore everything else, so I apologize for my long absences, I'm working on it. Dark type Pokemon are legendary and cats are the best. I have too many ships and I think about fictional characters a lot, which might contribute to my forgetfulness, so I apologize if I don't update when I say I will.
I'm mainly a humor author, but I will write other genres from time to time. I tend to, when writing romance, slip into writing fluff as well, and I apologize if you've ever been caught up in that. I also don't leave reviews as often as I should/or would like (sorry!). However, my new goal is to review every story I read (or like)...I'll see if that works out.
Speaking of goals, I also have a goal to-and excuse me if this sounds odd-write a fanfiction for every Harry Potter character's birthday, or more specifically, all the birthdays J.K Rowling has declared. I probably won't do ones for characters like Sirius because a birth date has not been made/released for them, but I will be doing the others. I have currently made four, and am working on one for Harry and Dobby. PM me if you'd like to see them.
Please excuse me for the stories I published at the beginning of my writing career, and the first few Harry Potter stories. My writing has developed since then, and I am currently mulling over the idea of re-making them.
Anyway, I'm done describing myself now. Feel free to go look at the randomness that is my profile, the awesomeness that is my stories, and the wonder that is fanfiction.
My Tumblr, if you're interested in that kind of thing:
This schedule is incredibly inaccurate if not for the reason that I'm an awful person. I'll try to change it and get everything back on track very soon.
HP; Just Kidding: Multiple times a week, Sunday through Saturday during the morning or early noon. The next update will be December 31st.
HP; Lovely Deceit: Once every two weeks, most likely Sunday with the occasional Monday or Tuesday during the morning or early noon. The next update will be January 3rd.
HP; She Who Laughs Last: Multiple times a week, Sunday through Saturday. during the morning or early noon. The next update will be January 2nd.
HoA; 100 Things: Once every two weeks, Friday or Saturday in early noon or late evening. The next update will be January 15th.
HoA; Let's Play A Game!: Once a week, most likely Tuesdays and/or Thursdays in early noon or late evening. The next update will be January 7th.
Warriors; STS, Book Two: Any day every three weeks in the morning or early noon. The next update will be January 21st.
HP; Confessions of a Serial Dater: Once every three weeks, Sundays or Wednesdays during the morning or early noon. The next update will be January 12th.
HP; Moments of Marauding: Once every two weeks, most likely Monday during the morning or early noon. The next update will be January 12th.
PM; Mentor: A new Pokemon story about the relationship between Iris and Drayden. This story will be posted in January or early February.
Further additions to the schedule will be added shortly.
Warning: Below this my profile gets random, annoying, and long. Continue at your own risk of wasting time.
These are my (OC) cats:
Dragonclaw-a big orange-red (dark ginger) tom with thin slits in his dark green eyes (much like a dragon's), and long, thin, sharp claws. He is usually angry, and sarcastic (coughcoughlikeJayfeathercoughcough) though very adventureous, and will help his friends, too. Brother to Icefire and Spitfire. Best friends with Lionblaze.
Icefire-a grayish blue tom, with flecks of red. He has light blue eyes, and he is known for his good advice and friendships. Brother to Dragonclaw and Spitfire.
Spitfire-a small gray tom, with streaks of red running through his fur. He has dark blue eyes, and is very energetic. Has a temper than can be easily set off. It is also know that he is friendly with a Riverclan she-cat named Rainsprite. Brother to Dragonclaw and Icefire.
Shadows in the Stars, Book One-This is set after Night Whispers. Moons after the battle with Shadowclan, all of the Clans are still on edge, with Thunderlan being the most edgy of all. As more secrets of the prophecy are reaveled, the Three drive deeper into danger, and love. LionxCinder, DovexTiger, JayxWillow -Complete.
Shadows in the Stars, Book Two, Ripples in the Lake- Since the prophecy was revealed, and it seems like nothing else can go wrong, until another prophecy strikes, hitting Dragonclaw hardest the most. Can he keep his cool long enough, or will he finally give in? And who is this stranger in the woods? -In-Progress.
Shadows in the Stars, Book Three, Fire in the Sun- Since Moonclan has been formed, it seems like nothing can go wrong. But when strange things start to happen, and Jayfeather keeps receiving signs from Starclan, each one more vague then the last, will the Forgotten Warrior finally show? -Coming Soon.
Shadows in the Stars, Book Four, Darkness in the Moon- The final battle is coming up, and with one of the Group missing, they just don't know what to do. Even worse, there is treachery in Moonclan, and they don't know who to trust. Can the Group carry out their final mission, or will all their hard work fail? -Coming Soon.
My Fandoms (in no particular order):
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans, like we try and have British accents?
Don't knock at Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Confucius says: Man who stand in middle of road get hit by bus.
I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame.
My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
1 day of coal, 364 days of fun. I think I'll take my chances.
Everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun sitting on your shoulder.
Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?
Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, it doesn't matter because you're a mile away from him, and you've got his shoes.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about having cookies?
Keep smiling; it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who would we laugh at?
What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.
Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.
People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"
Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.
I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!
Isn't it funny how people who want quiet are always the loudest telling people to shut up?
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyways.
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people and their questions.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
The rules only apply if you get caught.
I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's.
A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
I used all my sick days so I called in dead.
Don't worry about the end of the world coming today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Kids are the future. Be afraid, very afraid!
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?
You're a great friend, but if zombies chase us . . . I'm tripping you.
I'm too tired to punch you. Would you please run your face into my fist repeatedly?
I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you.
I don't understand white crayons! Why are they here? What do they want from us?
"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.
Get real. No one's going to form a single-file line if the building's on FIRE!
The next sentence is true. The previous sentience is false.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I don't think you'd kill too many people.
So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
Life isn’t passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.
You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
Give a person a fish and feed them they won't bother you for a day, teach them how to use the Internet and they won't bother you for
The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
If I throw a stick, will you go away?
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
WHY CHILDREN ARE ADORABLE
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
--The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
--One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
--A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
--A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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