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Author has written 44 stories for Merlin, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Being Human, Avengers, Mission: Impossible, Sherlock, Star Trek: 2009, Hunger Games, Spider-Man, and Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What Comes After by TekaWolf reviews
Things should have been perfect after Sherlock's return. Instead the world went up in screams. Among the chaos they swore to be there for each other. Not even death would have them break that promise. Zombie!lock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,560 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
His Clothes by Kavi Leighanna reviews
The first time she steals his clothes, she gets away with it because he's more than a little afraid of her. Steve/Natasha
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.] Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Heroes in 100 Words by JustSaraNoH reviews
A series of drabbles taking place in and around The Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 94 - Words: 56,470 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Parody of the Phoenix by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
It's Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, but he has more on his mind than school; starting fight clubs and discovering confusing back-stories are at the top of his priority list. A complete parody of the angstiest, caps-lockiest book in the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,891 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Night and the City by KNO3 reviews
Picks up where The Dark Knight left off and explores the Nolanverse origins of classic Batman friends and foes. Expect to see the DC Comics Rogue's Gallery plus lots of Joker and Batman. Current Rogues: Riddler, Catwoman, Ventriloquist.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,277 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Last Friday Night by PsychoSweetHeart reviews
2. The Joker and Scarecrow get dragged off around Gotham on a destruction spree by a barmaid named Cherry. No romance or Slash just pure randomness! Inspired by footshooter's The Clown and the Scarecrow. Enjoy!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,236 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Joker, J. Crane
Story Time With The Joker! by PsychoSweetHeart reviews
The Joker has a story for his favourite caped crusader... but is it true? Enjoy! Apologies for crappy title!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
A Rising Dark by PsychoSweetHeart reviews
'The feeling in his gut continued to grow- twisting and changing. Raging through his blood like a disease.' One shot about Scarecrow and his first appearence to Jonathan. Read and Review. Rated for mild violence and threat.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2012 - J. Crane - Complete
Payback's a Hulk by Alex Kade reviews
Tony and Clint. Tony and Clint bored and a little pissed off at each other. This can only end in tears... Rated for language. Let the shenanigans begin!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
12 Feet by jactehsniper reviews
Ridiculous things happen. Arthur thought that this was probably the most ridiculous thing yet. Uther thought it was an outrage. Lancelot thought it spelled doom. Merlin was inclined to agree with Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
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Psych101 reviews
Pre-Evolution of Harley Quinn; Harley's final psych placement in Arkham, leading up to Batman Begins.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17 - Complete
The Evolution of Harley Quinn reviews
Harleen has it bad. Her boss got sectioned, she was forced to take his case, and now he's trying to use her for personal gain. And all the while the fight between the so-called-Joker and the Bat-man is making it impossible for her to so much as get home and sleep in her bed. But she can take it. It's her job. She's impossible to manipulate. T for swearing & a tad bit violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,049 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2015
The Asylum reviews
At the end of the night and the start of the day, all he had left were his enemies. But the day is ending and the night is beginning once more. They're all creatures of darkness and nightmares, waiting for their moment to arrive and Gotham is in its dusk. They wait for the time that the darkness descends, and then they'll leave the asylum and rise once more.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,737 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker, J. Crane
Minor Super-Villainy reviews
I love the idea, and have written before, of what would happen if some of Gotham's big-bad-guys decided just to mess with Batman for a while. It's currently one-chapter, with Scarecrow-focus and other characters background, but depending on how I feel I might end up multi-chap'ing with different villains. Basic silly humour, obvious timeline messing with, spoilers, swearing.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2015
Hawkguy reviews
Just some musings on Clint, based on Age of Ultron and the Hawkeye(guy) comic series. Spoilers for probably all the Marvel films up to date, so don't read if you don't want to see any, and total cracky-AU as I try to re-write the universe into something that suits me a little better. T for swearing, probably nothing more sinister than that.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 5/10/2015
Torture reviews
Drax could hear some awful screams coming from somewhere deep in the Milano, so he goes to investigate... Rated for swearing, misleading title and less-than-subtle innuendo.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R.
Joker's Ghost reviews
Bruce is trying to move on with his life. Joker is trying to ruin it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Someone that could relate reviews
Peter's hanging around outside of Avengers Tower, Natasha finds him on her way out. Major spoilers for The Amazing Spiderman 2, so just don't read if you haven't seen it and don't wanna know what happens. Basically just an idea that got into my head and I couldn't force out til I wrote it down.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.
Nick Fury vs Spiderman reviews
Nick goes to recruit Peter for the Avengers after Spiderman 2. It doesn't quite go to plan when the Avengers start to troll. Pure nonsense. This is basically just what I want to be in the credits of Spiderman. It'd be my ideal ending. Even though it won't be. I haven't seen it yet (tomorrow), so there are no spoilers. There's some swearing, but that's about it. Features everyone.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F.
How THG should have ended reviews
Not meant to be serious, but I would have LOVED this to happen.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Peeta M., Effie T. - Complete
Glove reviews
Got inspired to write this from DCU. Just a bit of crack around what would happen if Batman started to play the Joker at his own games. T coz I probs swore a bit.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Private Entry reviews
I'm posting some private entries to my blog. Don't worry, it's under the guidance of my therapist. She thinks it will help to get things out, but everything's still pretty raw and I'd rather the world wasn't able to access them just yet. Not with how public everything has become. I can't hide them properly but you won't be able to access them. Thanks. John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Batman: The Lowering of Gotham's Crime Rate reviews
Gotham's scum have changed tact, and have lowered their game. It's starting to drive Batman crazy, and he needs to work out why they're switching from planting bombs to sending used tissues through the mail, growing flowers and throwing ice cubes at the general public. Before it's too late. Multi-chap, total crack, Swearing. Almost-AU.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - J. Gordon, Bruce W./Batman, Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Him reviews
John Harrison character study that I'm building into some depth . No real warnings, sorta mild threat, that's about it. HUGE and obvious spoilers for Into Darkness.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - John Harrison/Khan
Just Hulking Out reviews
"I'd like to see a fic where Bruce is Hulking-out over random things and he and the Hulk get to know each other better." I'm paraphrasing, but JayNinjaOfLightning15, your wish is my command. Swearing. All Avengers feature. And the latest chapter has serious IM3 spoilers. You've been warned enough now. Don't get upset if I ruin it for ya.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,527 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.
Missions reviews
He's been sent to kill her. She knows he's been sent to kill her. And yet neither one of them make the first move. Natasha & Clint. Oneshot for now, I might pick it up if I get a stroke of inspiration. T for violence, blood, swearing etc.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Rain reviews
Let's travel back to the start, when the Joker had not long been in Gotham. When he was still nothing other than a man passing unnoticed like the thousands of others in the city. When he didn't mean anything to anyone, and especially not the Bat. Rated for swearing and the odd bit of violent thought processes.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Joker - Complete
It's A Bad Day To Be An Avenger reviews
The Avengers have lives outside of their profession. Too bad their profession doesn't seem to take this into account. Today, they've had three separate alien invasion attempts. And boy have they saved the best til last. All Avengers mentioned and most participate. Crack!fic & swearing for those of a sensitive disposition.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Sussex Vampire reviews
Based on the Conan Doyle tale and turned into BBC Sherlock - I've been wanting to do this for so long now! Sherlock is back from the dead, reputation in ruins, and extraordinarily bored. So, with no cases on, he travels to Amberley, dragging John along behind him, after the strange tale of a vampiric lady gets passed his way. Rated T for swearing and possibly disturbing imagery.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,135 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bloodlust and Ice Cream reviews
Hal's control is slipping. Annie gives him ice cream. Because that fixes everything.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Anna S./Annie, Hal - Complete
Saved Your Life reviews
Benji is finding it difficult to deal with shooting a man and the one person he wants to speak to doesn't seem to be around. Oneshot. Probable swearing.
Mission: Impossible - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Benji D., W. Brandt - Complete
Prank reviews
Someone changes Bruce's phone wallpaper. He's pretty sure he knows who, but since no one will admit to it, he has to resort to enacting revenge on everyone. T for swearing. I think there's swearing. Everyone features.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Reporter reviews
Pepper *told* Tony it was a bad idea to do an article on his life saving the world with the Avengers. Don't ever let him tell you otherwise.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Tantrum reviews
Tony has a tantrum in the lab, Clint is dispatched to make sure Bruce doesn't Hulk-out. Bruce surprises him. T for swearing. Crack again coz I can only do one angst in like five stories!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
A Way Out reviews
Reflection on *that* line of Bruce's in the film. Set pre-Avengers, but obviously with spoilers. Possible upsetting content. Swearing.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Breakfast reviews
in the Avengers household. Tony tries to wind up Bruce. Bruce tries to read the paper. Clint inadvertently stood up Natasha and can think of nothing to do but hide. And Steve accomplishes what Tony's been trying to do from the start. Total crackfic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Thor's Date reviews
Thor had a date. Natasha took him shopping for clothes. Clint leant him Tony's money. And Loki tried his best to sabotage the whole thing. All characters. Swearing. Fairly long, but I can't split it up into chapters right. And I had to beta and repost.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Loki reviews
Loki didn't ever really *want* to be king. Things just happen that way. Post Thor/Pre Avengers. Just a look into Loki's head. Coz I quite like him, really. T for swearing, coz I think there is swearing.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Loki - Complete
Table Manners reviews
Clint just wants to eat. Natasha wants some etiquette. Everyone else just happens to join in. Again, was deleted and reposted coz I'm an eejit who can't work the internet :P.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Arkham reviews
Bruce Wayne is traipsing the dank corridors in the depths of Arkham Asylum and the Joker is waiting for the right time to leave. T for swearing and blood. Oneshot for now, not sure whether I'll continue or where it could go if I did.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
For The Second Time That Night reviews
...The Joker found himself being beaten up by Batman. And this time, he hadn't even *done* anything. Pretty much a crackfic. I put it T coz I don't even know when I'm swearing anymore. I mighta done. Who knows? It's like swearword lottery.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Nightmares reviews
Everyone suffers from nightmares, even if they don't expect each other to. Joker, Crane, Bruce oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Complete
After the Storm reviews
Hal and Tom sometimes can't help but reflect on everything they've lost and what they have left. SPOILERS for Series 4.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Hal, Tom M. - Complete
Irritant reviews
Crackfic. The Joker tries to wind up Batman. Bruce manages to wind up the Joker. Swearing.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Heart to Heart reviews
Mitchell & George have a heart to heart. Set in series 3. Spoilers to about episode 4. Swearing & sexual references T
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - George S., J. Mitchell - Complete
Strychnine reviews
Batman got to the scene too late, and bodies lined the streets... Violence, creepy imagery and swearing.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Superhuman reviews
Just not in a superhero way... Set probably in series 2, but I'm not sure. T for swearing.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2012 - George S., J. Mitchell - Complete
There Is Nothing To Fear reviews
...Other Than Fear Itself. My take on Jonathan's making and rise to power. T for swearing, mentions of violence and dark imagery. And coz I can't bring myself to K plus.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - J. Crane - Complete
The Clown and the Scarecrow reviews
It's not like the Joker and Scarecrow wouldn't meet in Arkham, is it? And sometimes it's more beneficial to stick together than it is to claim your own territory.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,019 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
The Joker reviews
Everyone always asks why? He asks why there has to be a reason. /I don't think there's any swearing or anything in this, but if there is can someone let me know to up the rating. Thanks!\
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Joker - Complete
Bad day at the office reviews
Merlin's having one of those days. Swearing. Sorry about that, but I bet he would if it wasn't a pre-watershed TV Show.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Knight of the Living Dead reviews
A strange illness strikes Camelot. What follows is an account of the gore & humour, along with the odd really bad pun, as our favourite trio -Merlin, Arthur & Gwaine- learn that the only way now is to remove the head or destroy the brain... M for imagery.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,886 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
Jeremy Kyle A Merlin Special reviews
Ever think that your daughter trying to kill you is getting out of hand? That the bickering is becoming too much? Well who better to solve it than good old Jezza Kyle? T for language. I don't own Merlin or Jeremy Kyle. It's all just a bit of fun.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Morgana, Uther - Complete
Strength, Bravery & Magic reviews
Speaking to the 'Crazy Little Dwarf Elf Thing Gazette'; the three blokes brought together as strength, bravery & magic tell us their thoughts on life, each other and the not-so-famous Grettir prophesy... G.A.M respectively - T for language.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Gwaine, Arthur - Complete