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Author has written 11 stories for Star Wars, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Wars, and Hunger Games.
Hey everyone! Just so you know, I TOTALLY re-did my profile... it needed a lot of work before, but I never had time and now I do :D
Name: Snips. Well, that's what everyone calls me. It's what I call myself too, when I talk to myself. Hello, Snips, how are you today? Oh, not bad at all, and you? Good, thanks!...NO, I AM NOT CRAZY! :P
Age: Somewhere between 10 and 20... in my teen years.
Check me out EVERYWHERE! Well, if you know me, you know where to find me...Youtube, starwars.com, you know the drill. Same name everywhere :) Excepptttt deviantART. I'm DarthSnipsSkywalker on there, don't let fakey Snips fool you!! XD
And I have a blog that I don't use as of right now! Heh.
My internet besties: Pinksaber13, Ahsoka_Tano, and Starwarsartist!! Go check out their fanfics right nao! Scroll down this long profile and click the button that says "Favorite authors!!!" then click their names. DO IT NAO! I command you! Although you won't find Starwarsartist down there... she magically morphs into Inksaber on here. XD
My IRL besties: LIKE I'M GOING TO TELL YOU WHO THEY ARE! THEN YOU'LL ABDUCT THEM, YOU CRAZY STALKER! -_- You guys know who you are, and I love you.
Some stuff about me:
I LOVEEEEEEEE STAR WARS AND CLONE WARS!! I'm completely obsessed! I write it, read it, draw it, play video games of it (The Force Unleashed is the best :), watch it, make videos out of it and yesh... you get the point. If it has to do with Star Wars, I'll be doing it. XD
I do have other interests, however... I think Cervantes and Shakespeare are absolutely brilliant. I'm INSANE about the TV show Psych. CRAZY about it. It's amazingh!!! SHAWN, EEEEEEEP! The Avengers are amazingh too. (Go Cap!!) Tobuscus makes me laugh until I'm practically crying. I also have an interest in chopping off Edward Cullen's head and sticking it on a spike!
I play that Clone Wars Adventures game. It's truly nuts. 'nuff said there.
I've been writing for a couple years now, and my favorite genres to write are romance/hurt/comfort/drama and FUNNY STORIES!! The thing is, I wrote all this in actual NOTEBOOKS (believe it or not!) and there are a LOT of 200 page notebooks up on my shelf. My favorite food in the ENTIRE galaxy is canned spray cheese, and I will really just spray the whole can in my mouth XD My favorite weapon ever a frying pan... like, how can you go wrong with a frying pan?
Favorite movies (in order): THE WHOLE STAR WARS SAGA, Prince of Persia, Tangled, Lord of the Rings, The Avengers, The Hunger Games, all those cool movies that I don't feel like listing right now...
Favorite books: Countless Star Wars novels and graphic novels, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, the Penderwicks, Junie B. Jones (I know, I know, but it's SOO funny! xD), Mara Daughter of the Nile, Maximum Ride, All American Girl/Teen Idol-type Meg Cabot books.
Favorite Music: (This one is rather long. I love music so much! :p) Evanescence, Green Day, Rihanna, Lady GaGa, Within Temptation, Bruno Mars, Smashing Pumpkins, Maroon 5, LMFAO, The Script, Linkin Park, Eminem, Nirvana, Seether, Adele, Coldplay, Daughtry, Don McLean, Dixie Chicks, Epica, The Fray, Kelly Clarkson, Hot Chelle Rae, OneRepublic... you know, I could do this forever anon, but I'm not going to. xP
And the most heart-wrenching, beautifully tear-jerking book is the Revenge of the Sith novelization by Matthew Stover.
"The Dark in generous, and it is patient, and it always wins-but in the heart of it's strength lies weakness: one lone candle is enough to hold it back. Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars."
Stuff I have going on right now:
ExPerIence OutRanKs EveRyThInG I'm working on it... sorta kinda... not really. XD
A DAnGeRouS GaMe I really am working on this one, no kiddinh. :P
EpI PaRoDieS Updated weekly! Or, you know, when the episodes air =D Hey, it's Friday huh? New chapter tomorrow! Oh wait... but it prolly won't be Friday when you read this. Oh well, hello people of the future reading this on not-Friday! Or possibly Friday of the future...
COPY AND PASTES!!
If you don't do copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile. (hah!)
If you are hate gramer, copy past and to this you profile
If you're one of those people who realizes that a frying pan is actually a sufficient weapon, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're a Christian and proud to be, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I SUPPORT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS JAR OF DIRT!!!!!!!
YOU MAY BE OBSESSED WITH STAR WARS IF: (from jedigal125)
... your favorite book of the Bible is Luke.
... you've memorized the Jedi code.
... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'
... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.
... you address your teachers as "Master."
... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.
... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.
... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.
... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.
... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.
... you know how to write in Aurebesh.
... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'
... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.
... you understand any of this.
Fun things to do on an elevator:
19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a tree copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or vise versa then copy this into your profile
I'm Bored... If your bored copy and paste this into your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should give the poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and Paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to make plans for World Domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute of it, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, the why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself post this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever done the opposite of what someone told you to do copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wonder why Star Wars fans don't have a cool name like "Trekkie," copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think-no wait-If you KNOW Star Wars is better than Star Trek copy/paste this into your profile
You Know That You Are An Author If...
You take the book you are reading EVERYWHERE.
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes
"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.
"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller
"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.
"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.
"Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.
"In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly." -- One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer camp.