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Joined 11-28-10, id: 2634353, Profile Updated: 05-15-12
Author has written 11 stories for Star Wars, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Wars, and Hunger Games.

Hey everyone! Just so you know, I TOTALLY re-did my profile... it needed a lot of work before, but I never had time and now I do :D

Name: Snips. Well, that's what everyone calls me. It's what I call myself too, when I talk to myself. Hello, Snips, how are you today? Oh, not bad at all, and you? Good, thanks!...NO, I AM NOT CRAZY! :P

Age: Somewhere between 10 and 20... in my teen years.

Check me out EVERYWHERE! Well, if you know me, you know where to find me...Youtube, starwars.com, you know the drill. Same name everywhere :) Excepptttt deviantART. I'm DarthSnipsSkywalker on there, don't let fakey Snips fool you!! XD

And I have a blog that I don't use as of right now! Heh.

My internet besties: Pinksaber13, Ahsoka_Tano, and Starwarsartist!! Go check out their fanfics right nao! Scroll down this long profile and click the button that says "Favorite authors!!!" then click their names. DO IT NAO! I command you! Although you won't find Starwarsartist down there... she magically morphs into Inksaber on here. XD

My IRL besties: LIKE I'M GOING TO TELL YOU WHO THEY ARE! THEN YOU'LL ABDUCT THEM, YOU CRAZY STALKER! -_- You guys know who you are, and I love you.

Some stuff about me:

I LOVEEEEEEEE STAR WARS AND CLONE WARS!! I'm completely obsessed! I write it, read it, draw it, play video games of it (The Force Unleashed is the best :), watch it, make videos out of it and yesh... you get the point. If it has to do with Star Wars, I'll be doing it. XD

I do have other interests, however... I think Cervantes and Shakespeare are absolutely brilliant. I'm INSANE about the TV show Psych. CRAZY about it. It's amazingh!!! SHAWN, EEEEEEEP! The Avengers are amazingh too. (Go Cap!!) Tobuscus makes me laugh until I'm practically crying. I also have an interest in chopping off Edward Cullen's head and sticking it on a spike!

I play that Clone Wars Adventures game. It's truly nuts. 'nuff said there.

I've been writing for a couple years now, and my favorite genres to write are romance/hurt/comfort/drama and FUNNY STORIES!! The thing is, I wrote all this in actual NOTEBOOKS (believe it or not!) and there are a LOT of 200 page notebooks up on my shelf. My favorite food in the ENTIRE galaxy is canned spray cheese, and I will really just spray the whole can in my mouth XD My favorite weapon ever a frying pan... like, how can you go wrong with a frying pan?

Favorite movies (in order): THE WHOLE STAR WARS SAGA, Prince of Persia, Tangled, Lord of the Rings, The Avengers, The Hunger Games, all those cool movies that I don't feel like listing right now...

Favorite books: Countless Star Wars novels and graphic novels, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, the Penderwicks, Junie B. Jones (I know, I know, but it's SOO funny! xD), Mara Daughter of the Nile, Maximum Ride, All American Girl/Teen Idol-type Meg Cabot books.

Favorite Music: (This one is rather long. I love music so much! :p) Evanescence, Green Day, Rihanna, Lady GaGa, Within Temptation, Bruno Mars, Smashing Pumpkins, Maroon 5, LMFAO, The Script, Linkin Park, Eminem, Nirvana, Seether, Adele, Coldplay, Daughtry, Don McLean, Dixie Chicks, Epica, The Fray, Kelly Clarkson, Hot Chelle Rae, OneRepublic... you know, I could do this forever anon, but I'm not going to. xP

And the most heart-wrenching, beautifully tear-jerking book is the Revenge of the Sith novelization by Matthew Stover.

"The Dark in generous, and it is patient, and it always wins-but in the heart of it's strength lies weakness: one lone candle is enough to hold it back. Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars."

Snips

Stuff I have going on right now:

ExPerIence OutRanKs EveRyThInG I'm working on it... sorta kinda... not really. XD

A DAnGeRouS GaMe I really am working on this one, no kiddinh. :P

EpI PaRoDieS Updated weekly! Or, you know, when the episodes air =D Hey, it's Friday huh? New chapter tomorrow! Oh wait... but it prolly won't be Friday when you read this. Oh well, hello people of the future reading this on not-Friday! Or possibly Friday of the future...

COPY AND PASTES!!

If you don't do copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile. (hah!)

If you are hate gramer, copy past and to this you profile

If you're one of those people who realizes that a frying pan is actually a sufficient weapon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a Christian and proud to be, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I SUPPORT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS JAR OF DIRT!!!!!!!

YOU MAY BE OBSESSED WITH STAR WARS IF: (from jedigal125)

... your favorite book of the Bible is Luke.

... you've memorized the Jedi code.

... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'

... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.

... you address your teachers as "Master."

... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.

... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.

... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.

... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.

... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.

... you know how to write in Aurebesh.

... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'

... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.

... you understand any of this.

Fun things to do on an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off at any of the stops.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.
7) SAY ding at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22)WHEN you get inside jump on everyone there.

19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1.) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2.) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3.) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4.) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'.
5.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6.) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'.
7.) Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance with the Prophecy'.
8.) Don't use any punctuation.
9.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10.) Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat. Make sure to keep a serious face.
11.) Specify that your drive through order is 'to-go'.
12.) Sing along at the Opera.
13.) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14.) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15.) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16.) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17.) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'
18.) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
19.) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or vise versa then copy this into your profile

I'm Bored... If your bored copy and paste this into your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should give the poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and Paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for World Domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute of it, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, the why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself post this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever done the opposite of what someone told you to do copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you wonder why Star Wars fans don't have a cool name like "Trekkie," copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think-no wait-If you KNOW Star Wars is better than Star Trek copy/paste this into your profile

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !! (And if you hvae eevr met aynone who can NOT raed tihs, pseale let me konw!)

You Know That You Are An Author If...

You take the book you are reading EVERYWHERE.

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes

"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.

"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.

"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.

"Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.

"In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly." -- One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer camp.

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Day Off by mtfrosty reviews
Our two favorite Jedi finally have a day off from the war... deadly breakfast... annoying droids... and how can I not have fun picking on Mace?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,104 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Agressive Negotiations by tixilein2 reviews
Anakin and Padmé never got married. They haven't seen each other in four years. Anakin and Obi-Wan discover Chancellor Palpatine is the Sith Lord. Dooku and Palpatine are dead. The war is over. That's when Anakin and Padmé meet each other again…
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,250 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
A NotSoNormal Week 4 by Bluesaber3 reviews
Read the title. Enough said.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,811 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Ahsoka T., Anakin Skywalker
Randomness, But Happiness by maroonflame99 reviews
Random fun...:
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,626 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Ahsoka T.
The Fangirl Menace by Flaxblossom reviews
Boba Fett has escaped Tatooine and is back in business hunting bounties. His newest target, Astrid Mobok, holds something of a surprise for him... The unsavory news of imminent death at the hands of a terrifying creature from Earth! OC named Astrid, but don't worry, no OC x Fett love. Yuck. :P
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Boba Fett, Luke S. - Complete
When Night Falls by sachariah reviews
Order 66. The Dark Times. The Republic is dead, the Jedi are no more. A band of survivors find themselves caught between foes new and old, while searching for their calling in a dark galaxy. Post-ROTS. Featuring Ahsoka Tano, Captain Rex, Cad Bane, & OCs.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 66 - Words: 348,850 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex, Cad Bane - Complete
Black On Black by Dino Green reviews
Formerly "TRUSTING THE STARS: Ahsoka's Perspective". Entrusted with her new-found force ability, Ahsoka enters into a race against time, as she works to solve a dark mystery from the past and save the one she loves...before it's too late. Luxoka.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,212 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Ahsoka T., Lux B. - Complete
The Ties That Bind by Inksaber reviews
AU. After returning from the Citadel, Ahsoka realizes that there is another, dangerous use of the Nexus route. Even Piell knew this. Palpatine knows this. It's up to Ahsoka to keep the code from the enemy. But with a new threat rising, will she succeed?
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,146 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S.
Captain America and Thor Discover Stuff by Anybodys reviews
Because when you're frozen for seventy years and live in a different realm, you're a little behind on things. SORRY IF IT'S BAD. First Avengers fan fic. XP
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor
Small wonders by DoubleEO reviews
A bunch of one-shots that I've been thinking up. I take requests. 31: Nervous. Aayla is getting ready and Kit is waiting.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 21,563 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Aayla Secura
Umbara Arc Parodies by Bluesaber3 reviews
Parodies of the Umbara arc in the style of A Not-So-Normal Week.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,679 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Captain Rex, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Lose It All by DarthBubbles reviews
Sequel to TORN (which is currently undergoing a massive re-write!). Ahsoka and Carter struggle to keep their relationship alive in the waning days of the Clone Wars. Will Order 66 ruin everything they've worked so hard to build? OCxAhsoka, reading TORN beforehand is recommended but not necessary to understand the plot.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,314 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Ahsoka T.
Odd Days by TCTrent45 reviews
With the crazy minds of padawans and some spare time, days at the Jedi Temple are never normal. First Fanfic. Rated T for mild language and OC goofiness.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,566 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Ahsoka T., Barris Offee
Return To Mortis by Ahsoka-Tano-Padawan reviews
Ahsoka, Anakin and Obi-Wan return to Mortis. But with the Force wielders dead and tension rising between Ahsoka and Anakin, how will they fair out? No language, or anything bad.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S.
This is Normal, Right? by littlestarsaligned reviews
Prepare yourself for complete Star Wars craziness! What do your favourite characters do in-between missions? Prepare to find out!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,089 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Anakin S., Asajji Ventress
The Random Adventures Of The Jedi by ImmaPickle reviews
This is a collection of short, hopefully funny, Star Wars: The Clone Wars stories. The Jedi are getting into all kinds of "situations" including, playing pranks on Obi-Wan, A coucil for the bearded man, all sorts of other things. COMPLETE.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,578 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Anakin S., Obi- Wan K. - Complete
When Anakin Met Darth Vader by Rexsonlygirl Lareen Hyperswoop reviews
Anakin mets Darth Vader. What will happen? Caos ensues.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Darth Vader - Complete
The Crew of the Combustible Chameleon by Not-Really-Gandalf reviews
When an accident sends Yoda spiralling to Earth, 2 girls are determined to go and retrieve the friend that he displaced in the process. When Carys, Tenko, Sean, and Paco crash literally into the Star Wars galaxy, chaos ensues. Chapter 38 is up!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 32,475 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Yoda - Complete
Fire and Ice by Inksaber reviews
To complete her second lightsaber, Ahsoka must enter the caves of Ilum and face her worst fears. A one-shot. Written for StarWarsRocksMySocks.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S. - Complete
Burn by Queen reviews
It should be a pleasure to burn it all, an honor.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Clones - Complete
Bonded by ToryW reviews
Neither one of them wanted this. At least, they said they didn't. But time together may be just what they each crave. Rated T to be safe.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,510 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - A. Ventress, Obi-Wan K.
Web of Lies by Inksaber reviews
Sequel to After the Storm. Ahsoka Tano is training to master her newfound power, with the help of an unexpected ally. Meanwhile, Anakin battles with the darkness inside himself and Sidious has a plan for them both...
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,706 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S. - Complete
Between Umbara by Ahsoka-Tano-Padawan reviews
What happened between the Umbara episodes, with Anakin on Coruscant.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S.
Star Wars III: Revenge of the Spoof by Feeding-The-Wolves reviews
A revised version of my original parody- my penname used to be XenaGirl. Enter a Galaxy where General Grievous holds Alcoholics Anonymous meetings; Anakin is addicted to oven cleaner; and the Jedi battle the Sith in fierce Guitar Hero duels.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,700 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Tears Fallen by Ahsoka-Tano-Padawan reviews
A year before Order 66, Ahsoka has a vision.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S.
Frying Pans by Ahsoka-Tano-Padawan reviews
Rapunzel comes for a visit, but Anakin and Rex don't like Eugene. Meanwhile, frying pans are involved.
Crossover - Star Wars: The Clone Wars & Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Ahsoka T., Rapunzel
What Might Have Been by Ahsoka-Tano-Padawan reviews
An alternate ending to the Clone Wars movie. It's what drove Anakin to the dark side.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S.
Rescue Mission by Ahsoka-Tano-Padawan reviews
Ahsoka begins have nightmares. In an effort to help, Anakin and his troops do something dangerous. But can Ahsoka help them after they're captured?
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S.
I Like Short Shorts by TheMacUnleashed reviews
A collection of humorous short stories. And all the good titles were taken. Chapter 96: It's Anakin's first day attending classes at the Temple. Obi-Wan is forced to soothe his nerves.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 96 - Words: 96,983 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008
VENTRESS'S PET by youme2 reviews
Ventress found a dog. What will happen? Start reading and you will find out.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Asajji Ventress, Count Dooku - Complete
Freedom by HorseStar1 reviews
On a training trip, Ahsoka realizes she isn't all grown up, which results in a game of what could be called tag. Master and Padawan feel one evening of the precious feeling of letting go and freedom from so many regulations. Oneshot.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S.
If I Die Young by Ahsoka-Tano-Padawan reviews
"Master, if I die young, can you do me a favor?" Named after the song 'If I Die Young' By the Perry Band. Everything belongs to the owners.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S. - Complete
I wasn't there because by Lefty Blondy reviews
Reasons why characters weren't in an episode or were in one but did almost nothing Chapter 53: If you are already a radio-active carrot, don't try and fix it
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 32,544 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010
Stop Why Because by SerendipityAEY reviews
Obi-Wan/Siri vignette. An exercise in punctuation/romance. Three little moments from the lives of Siri and Obi expressed in grammatical glory.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Siri T. - Complete
The Awkward Moment When Order 66 Happens by Lefty Blondy reviews
Because sometimes, killing Jedi is just plain awkward, especially when turtles get involved
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex
Brown Eyes by Christy Tortland reviews
"Let's pretend," she said suddenly. "Let's pretend that for one night, for one moment, neither of us is who we are. Let's say...I'm a daring smuggler off the southern rim, and you…" She looked at him. "Who will you be?" AU V/P. NOW COMPLETE with epilogue.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,402 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
A NotSoNormal Week 2 by Bluesaber3 reviews
It's back! Join Anakin, Ahsoka, and lots of other friends from the Clone Wars universe as they do a bunch of random and hilarious things. Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughing in certain individuals. :D Rated k plus just for safety.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,038 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Lumiya, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Star wars characters living in new york by lozza1989 reviews
Find out what happens when you get characters from Star wars living in new york. Apologies if the first chapter is abit short, was written at one in the morning. Enjoy : .
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011
Funky wars by KitFisto'sGirl reviews
some random things that I decided to write down. I know, it's taking a while for updates. School. what can I say? Please Review!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,943 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 3/25/2010
The Braid by Fantasywriter14 reviews
Anakin gets his padawan braid... but does it really make him look like a girl? Anakin & Obi-Wan short.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Chaos On Deck by Hugomatio reviews
A hilarious spoof of some events on-board the "Second Death Star" during Episode V. Some RP's on neopets and, maybe some background on made-ups. Absolutely hilarious, beware the mole/penguin/llama/platypus-people.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine
The Bestezt Mozt Famiouztest Soupore Modal by Lefty Blondy reviews
Asajj wants to be a model, Contains Low Self Esteem, Peer Presure, Eating Disorders, Depression, I hate my boss, I hate my life, I'm too fat, Bad role models, Angry Mobs, Backstabbing prisonors, Whinging, Plot holes, Marysues and character development
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,069 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Asajji Ventress - Complete
A NotSoNormal Week by Bluesaber3 reviews
As the title states, it is not a normal week for Anakin, Ahsoka, Obi-Wan, and maybe a few other friends. Find out what's going weird and how hilarious it is! Genres may change but probably not ;D rating has been changed to k plus to be safe
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,825 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Lumiya, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Most Shocking Discovery Ever Made by RandomAbadon reviews
This is from the 9th-10th chapters of 'ForceFail' I've decided to give it its own story. Sorry but the chapters will be removed from ForceFail shortly and replaced with more ForceFails and Facepalms that you've been missing. T for safty ask away!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Ahsoka T.
Force Fail by RandomAbadon reviews
First story! please read the author's note! A guide to how NOT to do Force tricks/Lightsaber combat/and all things Jedi! Tell me what you think!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,101 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010
How to annoy your fellow Jedi by Bluesaber3 reviews
Anakin, Ahsoka, and Obi-Wan play pranks on each other. slightly gross, not a lot, but if you don't like that kind of thing don't read. nothing inappropriate I promise -smile-
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Lumiya, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Pancakes by Bluesaber3 reviews
On a beautiful Coruscant morning, our fellow Jedi ponder on what to make for breakfast... my first fanfic! -smile-
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Lumiya, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Torn by DarthBubbles reviews
Ahsoka Tano befriends another Padawan during the raging Clone Wars, but what will she do when her feelings for him grow? OC/Ahsoka NOW MY MOST POPULAR FIC! R&R!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,875 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Ahsoka T. - Complete
Caution, Wet Floors by ThisMortalCoil reviews
"Apparently common sense and the laws of physics have gone on vacation." A very odd Mustafar AU.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Hardest Part is Letting Go by RocketFAN reviews
OneShot: When Anakin Skywalker and his Padawan Ahsoka Tano are sent to the Outer Rim planet of Maridun to take down a violent assassin, they find themselves at his mercy when Ahsoka is injected with a deadly toxin that will slowly kill her. Please R & R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T. - Complete
How Han Solo Became a Hero by GreatOne reviews
Han has his life story made into a holo-show, and he's not happy with the result
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,211 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Han S. - Complete
Couches by stormqueen873 reviews
Quick fluffy viggie concerning ObiWan and some poor, unsuspecting couches and one Master unfortunate enough to have such a devoted apprentice. JAtimeline, taking place somewhere after QuiGon takes ObiWan as his apprentice.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 4,175 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Stupid & Stupider: The Revenge of the Idiots by Christy Tortland reviews
A parody of Revenge of the Sith. Anakin loves detonators and skateboards, Obi Wan's a space pirate, Soda's a Pepsiaholic, Scalpatine's a figurine collector, and Crabme is a neat freak.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 45,585 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Guidelines for Working Alongside My Former Padawan by crazyundeadfairy reviews
Guidelines for Working Alongside My Former Padawan, Anakin Skywalker, as composed by ObiWan Kenobi.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Return of the Obsessive Compulsive Disorders by JediYvette reviews
Third in the series--Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/26/2001
Obsessive Compulsive Star Wars by JediYvette reviews
Star Wars characters 'suffer' from their obsessions
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2001
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No Sense Coffee? reviews
Basically just me being crazy…if you don't like canned spray cheese this probably isn't the fanfic you're looking for. Move along, move along...
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S.
Episode Parodies reviews
Updated weekly, or whenever the new episodes come on. This week, Anakin Mistakes his Friend for his Enemy in a Box ! Rated K plus just to be on the safe side.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,234 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Anakin S., Ahsoka T.
Reasons Why I Don't Like Finnick Odair reviews
Something my little sister wrote, for the sole purpose of annoying me and bashing my favorite character. But it's pretty funny. TEAM FINNICK ALL THE WAY!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Finnick O.
A Dangerous Game reviews
Jenna Zan Arbor has always been fascinated by the Force. Now, with The Chosen One and his apprentice in her hands, she will stop at nothing to unlock it's secrets. But playing with the force is like playing with fire... a very dangerous game.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Anakin S., Ahsoka T.
Experience Outranks Everything reviews
Ahsoka Tano is eager to fight, but nothing will prepare her for the horrors of war. It is a bloody thing...and some wounds leave you scarred for life. This young Padawan will grow up on the field of battle. Chapter 5 is up!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Anakin S., Ahsoka T.
NaNoWriMo Randomness reviews
Anakin, Ahsoka and Obi-Wan at the mall by a Starbucks working on their NaNoWriMos! Really really random! XD
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S. - Complete
Bred to Follow Orders reviews
A short Order 66 one-shot from the point of view of a Clone Commander. Rated K . "I hear the words coming from my mouth. They are not my own. They are the words of a slave, a man grown in a lab to follow orders, however cruel. 'Execute Order 66.'"
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Complete
I Have Failed Her reviews
"I promised myself that I would never let this happen. I swore to keep her safe, even if it meant giving up my own life..." One-shot, Ahsoka's death from Anakin's perspective, the rating is probably too high but T just to be safe.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Anakin S., Ahsoka T. - Complete
I'll Never Forget You reviews
He was deep in darkness, but holding on... slipping, but holding on. Then I pulled him up from the dark...led him to the light. And now he's gone. Galen/Juno fic.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/7/2011 - G. Marek/Starkiller, Juno E. - Complete
Road Trip Gone Wrong reviews
Anakin, Ahsoka, Yoda, Darth Sidious, Luke, and Obi-Wan cooped up in a minivan for hours...Nothing good can come of that
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Nothing Left reviews
A short Order 66/Post-Order 66 fic about the remaining few Jedi Knights left throughout the galaxy after the Purge. Rated K plus because it's rather intense.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Complete