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Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello I love writing, languages, cultures, cosplaying, fashion, k-pop, and anime.

I am learning French and Korean. I hope to write a fanfic one day in those languages!

Also, follow me on Tumblr for free stalking! :D

(P.S. My pen name used to be PastaxBunny! Don't think I'm dead -- I just changed my pen name! " Sorry for the inconvenience.)

Current:

Date/Time: April 5, 2012/10:19 PM
Mood: Depressed
Writing: My Mask of Anger
Song: Tonite, Tonite by Lee Min Ki
Note(s): It's been way too long since I've updated! >_

Favorite Things:

Character: Japan (Kiku Honda) from Hetalia...but I like all the Hetalia characters. XD Except for Taiwan. ._.
Pairing: AsaKiku (England x Japan)! ...and Prussia x Canada, Russia x China, Iceland x Hong Kong, South Korea x America... I like crack pairings. XD
Food: Pasta! >:D
Animal: Bunny/Rabbit
Video Game: Kingdom Hearts II...console-wise, Xbox 360.
Music: K-pop, J-pop, Alternative, and Vocaloid stuff. XD
Anime: Hetalia
Color: Green! >:D I also like teal, red, and yellow.

I'm proud to be who I am, and I won't let anyone change that! So back off haters!

Other Stuff I've Copied From Awesome People:

I believe in the Lord God, and that Jesus Christ is my Savior. If you aren't afraid to profess this, copy and past this into your profile.

BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the shit out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -Bitch- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.

BESTFRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.

BESTFRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before&after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).

BESTFRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.

BESTFRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"

BESTFRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Forgive you.

BESTFRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.

BESTFRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.

BESTFRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you.

BESTFRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know)

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Za Webmaster Authoress, Compleatly Random Dissorder, Windup-Charmer, PastaxBunny

I was born on the day of Xaldin
In the month of Xemnas
In the year of
And I'm years old.
My favorite number is Demyx Larxene
But my lucky number is Xaldin!
If you get it, put your own on your profile.

-A large percent of writers don't know the difference between:
"to", "two", and "too"
"their", "they're", and "there"
"your" and "you're"
"whose" and "who's"
Plurals and possessives
-A lot of writers also don't know how to properly punctuate.
-Many more don't even know basic grammar and spelling.
-A lot also don't know which word to properly use in a sentence.

If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug/flame them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Things change and people change, but as we get older we learn to flow with the tide or stay on the shore. Change isn't to be feared, it's to be embraced. That is something I wish I knew before now.

If you are not afraid to speak your mind and several people hate you for it, copy and paste this into you profile to let them know that YOU DON'T CARE.

Adults always blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us? Copy and paste if you agree!

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you love dancing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever lost a bet/argument...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Life and Lemons

When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade!
When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"
When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.
When life gives you lemons ,it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you apples, its trying to scare your doctor away.
When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fanfiction.
When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses.
When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice. When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk.
When life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a bitch"
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch as the whole world tries to figure out how you did it.

OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!!
And repost this if you hate Life (and add your own quote to 'Life and Lemons')

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you lose the argument that it becomes weird.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this in your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like spitting out random nonsense then copy this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you think the human identification thing when you log into fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get's excited at just two Reviews copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the person who came up with parental rights is a douche then copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever just felt like running somewhere, anywhere, just to be free, paste this to you're profile

If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfics copy this to your profile

The electric chair was invented by a dentist if you're scared now more than ever by dentists copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever just wanted to go up to some random person and slap them and then just walk away, copy and paste this to your profile

If you constantly dream about anime characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly are eating ramen due to the influence of anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet copy and paste this to your profile

If you are a "stupid smart person" copy and paste this into your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever looked at one of your siblings and said "who the hell are you?" copy to profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever driven your friends/family insane with your constant anime blathering, copy and paste this into your profile.

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. The other 27 percent is due to lack of kumquats in your system.

Admitting you're weird means you are normal. Saying you are normal is odd. If you admit you are weird and like it copy this to your profile (and i like it)

If you think the CoCo Puff bird should go to rehab repost this

If you've ever threatened a computer repost this

If you've ever had a crush on an anime character copy and repost this onto your profile.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. repost if its true

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. repost if ur the one with the questions

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers...repost if animal testing is wrong...

The road to success is always under construction. Repost if u know u will be successful

MY BOY SIDE

[x] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
] dogs are better than cats
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team
[x] shopping is torture
] sad movies suck
[x] you own a XBOX
[x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[x] you owned a DS PS2 or Sega
] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[x] you watch sports on TV
] gory movies are cool
] you used to go to your dad for advice
[x] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport
[x] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh
[x] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
[x] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
] sports are fun
[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth
[x] you sleep at night with your socks on (When It's cold)
[x] you have fished at least once

TOTAL=18

MY GIRL SIDE

] you like to shop
[x] you wear eyeliner
] you wear the color pink
[x] you go to your mom for advice
[x] you consider cheerleading a sport
] you hate wearing all black
] you like going to the mall.
[x] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
] you like wearing jewelry
] you cried watching The Notebook
] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe
] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[x] you are/were in gymnastics (I was...but I sucked)
[x] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed
] you smile a lot more than you should
[x] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[x] you care about what you look like majority of the time
] you like wearing dresses
[x] you like wearing body spray/deodorant
[x] you like high heel shoes (I LOVE high heels XD)
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[x] you like putting makeup on others
] you like being the star of almost everything

TOTAL=12

90% of teens would have a breakdown if Justin Beiber was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump. Put this on your profile if you're part of the 10% who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn and scream "jump bitch!"

90% of teens would cry, have permanent psychological damage or kill themselves if Miley Cyrus committed suicide. Put this on you profile if you're part of the 10% who would do the chicken dance on her grave while saying " good thing she did it herself before i came at her with a chainsaw"

98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alcohol. Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

List your top ten favorite Hetalia characters in no particular order.

1. Kiku Honda/Japan

2. Antonio Fernandez Carriedo/Spain

3. Arthur Kirkland/UK

4. Lovino Vargas/Romano/Southern Italy

5. Alfred F. Jones/America

6. Ivan Braginski/Russia

7. Gilbert Beilschmidt/Prussia

8. Wang Yao/China

9. Natalia Arlovskaya/Belarus

10. Im Yong Soo/S.Korea

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Yes! :D In fact, I love that couple!

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Yeah... XD

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Oh dear... -_- Belarus would kill them...unless it was her. XD

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yeah...there was this one where she got married to Japan or something like that. XD

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

YES. AN AMAZING COUPLE. XD

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Ummm...both are crack pairings. XD I'm going to go with four/nine.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

He'd probably just go, "Kesesese. I'm awesome."

8. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

I doubt it...but knowing fanfiction...maybe.

9. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

"After the Wave" That title is really dumb... -_- I have no clue...

10. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Um...Romano gives Kiku yaoi mangas...and...takes him on a tour of Sicily...? I don't know. XD

11. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

I don't think so...

12. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Y by MBLAQ...or Shock by BEAST. XD I'm actually thinking about doing that. XDDD

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[ ]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[ ]You're a good artist.
[x]You can be clumsy at times.
[x]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[x]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[x]You would surrender in a war situation.
(6/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[x]You're very stoic and serious.
[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods.
[ ]You like to walk your dog.
[x]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[x]You work very hard.
[ ]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[ ]You've had issues with money once or twice.
(4/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x]You're very mature.
[x]You think everything over before saying it.
[x]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[ ]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[x]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[x]You're good at practical tasks.
[x] You need time to adjust to new people.
(9/10)

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x]You love hamburgers.
[ ]You think you're awesome.
[ ]You love to invent things.
[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[ ]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[ ]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.
[ ]You know aliens exist.
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[ ]You wear glasses.

(2/10) I fail as an American.

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x]You like tea.
[x]You were quite tough as a kid.
[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[x]Your cooking is awful.
[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[x]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ]You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ]You get drunk quite easily.
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[x]You're good at embroidery.

(7/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[x]You're very affectionate.
[x]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[x]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[ ]You're very proud of yourself.
[x]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet .
(4/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[x]You're very tall.
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[x]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka.
[x]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[ ]You're very strong.
[ ]You have a big nose.
[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.
(5/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[x]You're very mature.
[x]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[x]You love pandas.
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[x]You love Hello Kitty.
[ ]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[x]You work hard.
[ ]You're good at drawing.
[x]You like sweets.
(6/10)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x]You are very well-raised.
[x]You're polite.
[ ]You love classical music.
[x]You like cake.
[ ]You have a mole on your face.
[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[ ]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[ ]You've composed music before.
[x]You tend to call people 'morons'.
[ ]You wear glasses.
(5/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people.
[ ]You look younger than you actually are.
[x]You love hockey.
[x]You love polar bears.
[x]You hate fighting.
[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[ ]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[ ]You feel under-appreciated.
[ ]You're bilingual.
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
(4/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.
[ ]You're very physically strong.
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[ ]You like hot weather.
[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ]You look very tough on the outside.
[ ]You make a very nice role-model.
[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.

(2/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth.
[x]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[x]You used to be a very tough kid.
[x]You're very reliable.
[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[x]You're very faithful.
[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[ ]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[x]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
(9/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.
[ ]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[x]You're very serious.
[ ]You have a lot of patience. (I have ZERO patience. XD)
[x]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc.
[x]You're not very confident. (I have ZERO confidence, too. XP)
[ ]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[x]People tend to walk all over you.
[x]You're a born worrier.
(7/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You're quite hyperactive.
[x]You can be quite goofy.
[ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[x]You're very wary of strangers.
[x]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[ ]You get up to lots of crazy antics .
(5/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[ ]You're quite mean-spirited.
[ ]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[x]You're very loyal.
[ ]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia.
[ ]You love to fight people.
[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well.
[x]You're not always taken seriously.
[ ]You like drinking.
[x]You want to become stronger.
(3/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[x]You are clueless about things around you.
[ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[x]You're very responsible.
[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[x]You love churros.
[x]You help people in crisis.
[x]You are quite random.
[x]Somehow, you like bananas.
[x]You often offer food to people.
[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.
(8/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.
[x]You like to order people around.
[x]You're a scaredy-cat.
[x]You curse a lot.
[x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[x]You tend to blush easily.
[x]You are lazy like hell.
[ ]You love tomatoes a lot.
[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment.

(9/10)

Apparently I'm like Japan, Hungary, and South Italy. XDDD

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Standing Alone by Don't-call-me-eyebrows reviews
Kiku Honda envies Arthur Kirkland, the most popular boy in school. But after a surprise meeting, is everything as it seems? Asakiku, High school AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,749 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - England/Britain, Japan
Never Forgotten by tsundere-tomato-luvr reviews
Lovino didn't care about his brother! Everyone knew that...but they didn't know half of it...ITACEST DISCONTINUED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,580 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Born This Hetalian Way by Gothic Dancer reviews
A series of one-shots for Lady GaGa's BORN THIS WAY. Follow-up to THE HETALIAN MONSTER. EXTRA: Romania performs "Stuck on F'in' You"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,306 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Romania, Bulgaria - Complete
The Princess of Japan by Cristal Momo Star reviews
Kiku has lived his whole live disguised as a girl. When his country goes to war and his world goes wrong, he is stuck with only a soldier from an allied country whom knows nothing of him, but loves everything about her. rated M for violence
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,089 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Japan, England/Britain - Complete
Poptarts by Yuyuko9 reviews
Some people just can't cook. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/26/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
White Roses by tsundere-tomato-luvr reviews
Life can sometimes be unbearable when the one you love is gone. Feliciano Vargas will do whatever it takes to get his loved one back...even if it means bringing them back from the dead... Itacest!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/21/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Hidden Accomplices by tsundere-tomato-luvr reviews
They always say you'll do anything for the one you love, right? Romano and Veneziano will go as far as killing to get each other. Unfortunately they don't know that... yandere!VenezianoX yandere!Romano rated M for character death and lemon in last chapter
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,150 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
addiction by dellums reviews
noun; the fact or condition of being addicted to a particular substance, thing, or activity. - Alfred wasn't addicted. He could stop whenever he wanted to. He just... couldn't see the point in it. That's all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - America, South Korea - Complete
It's Not What it Looks Like (Yes, it is) by dellums reviews
"Biiiite me, Jones..." he moaned, and Alfred snapped his eyes wide open, pushing his glasses up. Bite him? What on earth...? There was really no logical reason to bite him. Unless Yong Soo was secretly a Big Mac and - oh, logical. Right. Never mind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America, South Korea - Complete
Diaries Are For Girls, and Guys Named Alfred by dellums reviews
Follow resident high school student extraordinaire Alfred Jones through his junior year in the form of slang-ridden diary entries. A story of detention, something that could have been love, something that is actually love, loss, love again, a lot of foreign exchange students for some reason, and very bad humor because I was thirteen when I wrote this, give me a break.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,126 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Japan, America - Complete
Love Is War by cirquegirl81 reviews
Based off the Vocaloid Hatsune Miku's song Love is War, I write this oneshot. Warning: contains fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2011 - N. Italy, Japan - Complete
Hidden Tales of two lovers by cirquegirl81 reviews
Ok this contains 10 drabbles about RussiaXChina IvanXYao. I guess you could call them song fics but they all contain so much fluff. I used 10 songs and had fun with this. Pass it on!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Russia, China - Complete
Tortured Souls by cirquegirl81 reviews
Japan would die for Italy. Maybe that's just what he'll have to do in order to keep Italy alive for a little longer. full summary inside, human names used. Rated T for violence, cussing, and kidnapping. Other couples included.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,182 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Japan, N. Italy - Complete
FRANCIS BONNEFOIS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a FRANCIS BONNEFOIS unit! In order to ensure your personal safety and mental health, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/26/2011 - France - Complete
Italy vs the World by Yunkillable reviews
Dropped. Italy isn't a cute and innocent as everyone thinks. It's finally time for them to meet the real Feliciano Vargas. This will mean the world is in danger. Warning, Character death, violence, slight geritapru and other pairings at times.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - N. Italy
The Last Post by psi-aura reviews
They all have places to put things to forget. America has his storage room. Arthur... has his wardrobe. And after recalling his darkest day, he realizes that he can't go on forgetting. Oneshot. I do not own anything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2011 - England/Britain, Belgium - Complete
Another Land, Connected by One Sky Story 1 of 3 by hamburgers.NOMNOM103 reviews
You probably never heard of Miya, a girl who wields the key blade along with Sora. Ever since the time destiny islands was attacked. Life has been changing for her, FAST! No, this is not fan girl spazz although it ORIGINALLY was R&R and don't hate!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011
Innocent by Sleeping Insomniac reviews
Police officer Yao deals with a chatty suspect. England/China, if you squint
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2011 - China, England/Britain - Complete
Scarlet by Mimikorio reviews
the trouble with love is sometimes it's one-sided or believed to be... lol that was lame XDD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - China, Japan - Complete
Unification by Crystal Kira reviews
They'd fought for so long, and finally, they were together, unified, safe... home. They had finally earned what they had fought so much for.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/7/2011 - [S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy] - Complete
Dice by MoonlightNinja55 reviews
Love is like dice. You only get one roll, and whatever you land on, you have to make the most of it. But, if you're lucky enough, you might get another chance to roll again. AsaKiku
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2011 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Confession by MyFearOfFalling reviews
Complete faily fluff. Kiku has something he needs to tell Arthur, and Ludwig won't shut up about him not shutting up. I'll get a better summary later. ...Maybe. ...I need a better title. Warning: my mind at 4 am is a scary thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Japan, England/Britain
Ask the Italia Brothers by MusicalMangaHeartbeats reviews
Based on the endless "Ask" fics out there, now the Italy brothers get their shot to answer your endless questions together! Rated T for Romano's ... Romano-ness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,121 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
iPod Shuffle by cirquegirl81 reviews
Ten drabbles about Japan and Italy. It's cute, i like it. Pass it on!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Japan, N. Italy
Stepping In by Sleeping Insomniac reviews
China walks in on Hong Kong kissing his boyfriend. Cue parental freak out. Iceland/Hong Kong, England/China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
Call My Name by PrinceRoxas reviews
School delinquent Arthur has a bad reputation for being cursed…but when honor student Kiku bumps into him one day, he finds that curse may be true! Kiku can't keep Arthur off his mind and he's willing to do anything if it means saving his sanity! AU,UK/JP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,682 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an ALFRED F. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America - Complete
MATTHEW WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Canada - Complete
The Hetalia Pokemon FIGHT by FMAfletch reviews
Well, what if Axis Powers and Allied Powers were Pokemon? This is how it would go down, I think. XD Taken from one of the episodes in Hetalia: Axis Powers. Rated K or higher for swearing ?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Complete
VASH ZWINGLI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a VASH ZWINGLI unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with your new buy, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Switzerland - Complete
FELICIANO VARGAS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just decided to purchase a FELICIANO VARGAS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, have the greatest possible time with your new unit, we've included this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/12/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
Big Noodles by Pleasing.the.Yaoi.Gods reviews
Italy asks Japan about his noodles, and Germany just so happens to hear the conversation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Japan, N. Italy - Complete
YAO WANG: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a YAO WANG unit. In order to ensure you the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/18/2010 - China - Complete
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Prussia - Complete
YONG SOO IM: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! For whatever reason, you have decided to purchase a YONG-SOO IM unit from us, and in order to ensure that you, the owner, can unlock your unit's full potentials, this manual has been provided...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/25/2010 - South Korea - Complete
IVAN BRAGINSKI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Russia - Complete
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Unreachable reviews
Have you ever felt that you weren't good enough? Well, Japan feels as though he is a failure. When England comes, England starts to save Japan from himself. Swearing and minor violence. Rated M for lemon in later chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,793 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Japan, England/Britain
My Mask of Anger reviews
We always run away from our true feelings. Kiku is no exception. He tries to hate Arthur, because he stole his best friend, leaving him alone; but how long can Kiku hide in his mask of anger? AU high school. T for swearing; rating will probably go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Japan, England/Britain
Trust reviews
Everyone has someone that they trust the most. What would happen if you lost that person? For Lovino Vargas, that is about to happen if he doesn't figure out a way to get them back to him...and fast. Rated T for swearing and Itacest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy