Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hey people! There's not really much to say, so here's a little info about myself!
Name: Green-Eyes-Love (for the sake of my privacy and not having some serial rapist-murderer on my back, I will keep this classified.)
Nickname: Gem. Please call me that. It makes me feel loved. PLEASE! PLEASE!! I was trying to get my friends to call me that, but...no. They call me Vamp. You'll see why.
Age: 13 YEARS YOUNG!
Gender: FEMALE! :D
Background: ROMANIA!! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! I come from the place where vampires were created! I TAKE PRIDE IN IT!
Birthplace and Current Location: Born in Bucharest, Romania, and living in Mississauga, Ontario, CANADA!! (CANADIAN BEAVER-LOVERS UNITE!) Stalkers may now start...stalking. :/
Hobbies: ASTROLOGY (check the name), reading, writing, listening to music, the internet (FACEBOOK, GODDAMMIT! FACEBOOK IS MY LIFE!), hanging out and talking to my friends (through various methods of communication such as the phone, MSN, FACEBOOK CHAT! :DDD)
Looks: I'll make this simple. I look Romanian. LOL jk. OK. I am...average height and weight, I would say. Yeah. Average. I have short, base-of-the-neck length, curly, chocolate-brown hair, and (and I quote from my friend) "golden-brown-amber-melted-gold-honey-topaz" coloured eyes. Yes, she actually said that. I am not kidding. Anyways. Yeah. I have...an...average, I guess, nose, not too narrow, not too big, just...average nose. I know I have a TINY splash of freckled across the bridge of my nose, but they're barely visible. I have full lips, you could say, and braces on my teeth. My eye doctor says that my right eye is slightly more farsighted than my left, but not enough for glasses or contacts. You can tell me apart, because I always wear this ring that I found on my way to Playdium for a birthday party that I ended up missing anyways on my right thumb, and I always have a necklace on. Always. Except maybe gym class. But other than that, always.
Personality: This is a hard one. A really hard one. My brain is frying. Shit. Anyways...I dunno, really. Like, I know what I look like to myself, but to other people, I don't know the kind of impression I give. So I guess I'll tell you what I think I'm like. Fun, I'd say. Friendly too, funny, good sense of humour, (SCREW BEING HUMBLE) smart, intelligent, bright, and anything else that is a synonym for those words (sorry, sorry, bit I take pride in being at, or near the top of my class in every subject except for GYM. I hate gym...) there are a whole bunch of possibly good qualities that might or might not be true, depends, like kind, caring, understanding, trustworthy, responsible and all that shit, but I honestly don't know. And now for my bad qualities. TIME TO BE A BITCH OT MYSELF! YAY!! :DDD Let's see...Selfish. I am. I know that's not good, but at least I'm being honest. Mean too, self-conscious, very, VERY hard on myself, stubborn, obsessesive, jealous, possessive, controlling, a bitch and a whole shitload of other stuff I'm not going to mention because it's gonna kill my self-esteem.
Obsessions: ASTROLOGY. OMG, YES. I love astrology. For those of you that are reading this and thinking, it judges you by the day you're born on, it doesn't. Not at all. Astrology is about self-knowledge. it's about knowing what YOU are like. Every person is unique and we're all shaped by the experiences in our lives and the people that enter them. No astrology can tell you exactly what you are like, but it is pretty accurate. Plus, the Sun is not the only influence. There are also a bunch of other stuff, like the Moon, each of the planets and your Ascendant too and they all work in houses...it's a very interesting subject that I really, really love. And for you haters out there, please don't say anything. I WILL ignore you. It's a guarantee. Okay, sorry about the rant. Anyways, vampires. I love those too. But not the sparkly fags from Twilight, the old, Gothic, human-bloodthirsty, pale, fang-ful, killing machines. The vampires that go around killing hundreds of innocent people and destroying villages, drinking so much blood it's spurting out of their EYES, not the vampires that sparkle. I mean, a hundred-year-old, seasoned killing machine that SPARKLES? WTF, MAN? Okay, done with that too. Next...lately, I've been on a Lady Gaga streak. Her songs are really, really awesome and I love them. Also, I ship Zutara and a SHITLOAD of Naruto pairings all the way. Kay, that's it.
Fears: Okay, I'm Claustrophobic. Quite. Not THAT much, so that I have to use the stairs instead of elevators, but, enough to make me cringe and squirm and feel uncomfortable whenever I'm in a small enclosed space. Yes. I'm also VERY VERY insectophobic. I'm not kidding. Any bug will scare me shitless. It's true. Ask anyone. That's it.
Good...That's me, at a glance. Yeah, I am pretty awesome. LOL. Okay.
P.S. If you know me on FictionPress, then you'll see this is the same info as on there, mostly. Just because I already had a perfectly good profile there, so I decided not to waste my time making a new one.
I write in first person, third person, ANY person. Any tense too. I switch around a lot it's really good practice. So if you wanna read what I write, be ready for CHANGE.
I've been writing since three or four years ago. My ideas usually come to me in a moment of complete inspiration, which I call my Moments of Brilliance. Because they are. My best friend and fellow writer has helped me a lot with my stories and books. She's the first that one I will ever go to for really, ANYTHING to do with my stories. She is the one that feeds me with her awesome constructive criticism. She is the only one that has the right to completely insult my story without me killing her slowly and painfully. That is how incredibly and totally AWESOME she is. Yeah. THAT much.
I'm sorry if I don't update on a regular basis. I honestly don't know when a Moment of Brilliance (MOB) is going to hit. I don't know when I'll have writer's block or when I have the most amazing inspiration EVER. So, remember that when I haven't updated for three months. It's probably either a really, really bad case of writer's block or I'm just not feeling inspired and I need something new. Also, remember that I AM Canadian. So if you see and extra "u" in certain words, that's because I was raised in Canada and I LOVE MOOSE AND BEAVERS! OKAY? I LOVE THEM AND THEY LOVE "U" SO GET USED TO NON-AMERICAN SPELLING. OKAY, EH? Don't bitch at me about it.
Okay, about reviewing my stories. See, I can get that there are spelling mistakes sometimes and grammar mistakes and whole lot of other types of mistakes, but if you are going to be a bitch about it and a hater, I have only four words for you: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I don't want to hear it. If you're a hater, don't comment, K? Any negative comments will be ignored. Remember that you have every right to tell me how beautiful I am. I don't mind. I actually like it, cuz I have really bad self-esteem and I'm very influenced by what others think of me. Calling me beautiful will make me feel loved and appreciated, which will do me wonders.
Some things to make you laugh:
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
Copy and paste this in your profile if you think that some times we take things for granted
"I'm not crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference."
"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over."
"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."
"Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today."
"Don't get mad; get sadistic."
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
"Common sense is the enemy of comedy."
"Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART."
"My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am."
"Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore studying is evil."
"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!"
"You know what?! Earth sucks, I’m going home."
"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity."
"If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window...I will laugh."
"your a great friend but if the zombies come I'm tripping you."
"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?"
"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"
"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking."
“Do you love me because I am beautiful? Or am I beautiful because you love me?"
“They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.”
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Itach and Neji? Nope, never.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Please do not kill me, but I think Pein is HOT. IN his own (pierced) way, he is GORGEOUS. But I'm weird like that.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I don't think Gaara could get Deidara pregnant. Especially since Dei-Dei dies and...he tries to kill Gaara.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Hidan...yes, actually. There's a really good one-shot that I read recently about Hidan and an OC and how she fell in love with him at first sight and also a good one about Hidan being a kid, some of my favourites.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Sakura and Itachi? TOTALLY! I LOVE ITASAKU!!!
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Sai and Hidan or Sai and Shikamaru? Sai and Shikamaru, duh. At least they're NEAR the same age.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Sasori walked in on Sakura and Gaara? Uh...Probably try to kill them both. And then be scarred. For LIFE.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Kakashi and Shikamaru... While out on a mission, Shikamaru and Kakashi are captured. But as they try to escape, they slowly find themselves falling...for each other. Horrible, I know. :(
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Naruto and Deidara...No, I don't think. They're not exactly what I would call "close". But who knows...
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Sasori and Gaara...Blood-Red Sand (Get it? Sasori of the RED SAND and Gaara's BLOODY SAND)
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
ZOMG! PEIN AND NARUTO! *runs screaming* I am scarred. For life. Like Sasori when he walked in on Gaara and Sakura. :D
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Not that I know of...or want to know of. :)
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Oh, I don't have any friends on FanFiction, but me and my other friend LOVE reading bout Kakashi and drawing him. She doesn't have FanFiction though. :( She should get it, it's awesome.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five
Sakura, Pein and Sai? Nope. I don't even have any friends on FacFiction. But the only thing that comes close is Sakura, Sai and Deidara. And I only saw that once.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Shikamaru...Probably wouldn't scream, but moan, cuz screaming is so...troublesome. :D
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Deidara...hmm...not exactly sure bout that. Probably something like...Girlfriend. :D He does look kinda girly. :D
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Naruto, Itachi and Gaara? Umm...WARNING: Violence, foul language, sexual themes, rape, RATED M, lemons may comes later. :D
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Shikamaru on Sakura..."If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?"
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Neji: Hn, it your destiny, Sakura, to fall for Deidara. Now go kiss him, or something.
20) How emo is Seven?
Sasori...He doesn't look emo, but I bet you on the inside he wishes he was human so her could cut himself. :D
THE WE LOVE ITASAKU CLUB:If You Love The Pairing ItaSaku From NARUTO, Then Copy and Paste This Into Your Profile and Add Your Name To The List: NejiSakuFan / xXHyuugaSakuraXx / Lady Maybelle of Confusion / Sakura Uchiha Hyuuga no Sabaku/ xBlackCherryBlossomx /ShelbyQueen25/ Green-Eyes-Love/
If you wish ninja from Naruto were real and that you would be a member of Akatsuki, copy this, post this on your profile, and add your name. Setsugekka, Cherry Blossom Girl13, xBlackCherryBlossomx, ShelbyQueen25, Green-Eyes-Love,
I'm most like Tobi, Hidan, Sasori and Pein.
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them (and i know a few)
Who laughs last thinks the slowest
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake
Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle
If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?
If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk
There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
Normal people worry me
"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"
The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'
Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but less cool.
Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
SEX. Ok now that I have your attention lets talk about penguins
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
"Team Me" cause Im awesome like that.
One by one, bunnies steel my sanity.
A day without sunshine is like.. well... night
Sparkling vampires. Whats next, glowing zombies?
What starts with F and ends with UCK? FIRE TRUCK of course!!
Mummies are just zombies in fancy clothes.
GET OUT OF MY HAPPY PLACE BEFORE I RIP YOUR ARM OFF.
If you met my family, you'd understand.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.
We live in an age where pizza gets to our house before the police do.
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will show this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Let's see...Naruto, Sakura (in Shippuden) Kakashi, Yamato, Sai, Shikamaru, Neji, Gaara, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Hidan, Pein, and a bunch more.
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? SakuraxAkatsuki, SakuraxGaara, SasoDei, PeinxKonan, i'm too lazt to list the rest.
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Both, I guess. I don't have a problem with either.
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Nope. I don't think I can.
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Drawings that I drew myself.
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Yeah. Gaara, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Pein, Kakashi...OH, and Shikamaru.
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina. TOTAL SWEETNESS!
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru, definately. Sasuke and Sakura do NOT work together. They just...DON'T.
9) Which team is your favorite? Team Kakashi, and the old Team 7
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Never, cuz my friend ruined it for me and told me who he really was.
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Well, DUH!
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Hidan and Pein.
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke! I hate that hot, emo jackass!
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Mostly, I'm half done Shippuden, but I skipped most of the filler.
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? I don't read the manga, I watch the anime.
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? *gives look* Well, duh. He's a hyperactive kid on meth.
17) Sub or dub? Both. Can't decide.
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Depends on how much of a bitch she is. :D
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Funny!
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Madara Uchiha, duh!
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Sorry Lee...Ugly Nerd (Lee: BUT...BUT...THE YOUTHFULNESS!!!)
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Deidara! He's such a girl!! Oh, but Saskue's totally the best drag queen!
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Both. But more awesome than weird.
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Sasuke, definately.
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? DUH!
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Absolutely!
27) Do you like lemons? Eww, no!
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Only cuz I rant about them at the dinner table and they tell me to shut up.
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Nope.
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Nope.
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? No, I was the one who got hooked. Unless...no he never told me anything about watching it.
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Yes! And everyone said it was pointless.
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? Yep!
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Life: ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY! Grades: Maybe my art grade got better from all the drawing I did.
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope. I'm broke in general.
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? NOOOOO!!!!!
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? NOOOO!!!! NEVER!!!!!!
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? ALL THE TIME!!! I LOVE TO!
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? EEW! NO!!
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? :DD YEP!
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Definitely.
42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? I don't look like any of them. But I wish I did...
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