Author has written 3 stories for Total Drama series.
wWithout crazy people... The word would be a boring place.W
HI!!!! My name is Angel(Not angle) And I am not a Boy!!!! WOO!!!! I am really hyper and love sugar! My favorite writting is Fantasy/Supernatural/Romance/Action, so my stories will mostly be one of those. I am also writing a novel. I'm not the best at spelling, but I will do my best. Now for random stuff!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take
your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Man: Why aren't you married yet?
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: You know, you're dead right...I want you to go away!
When I first saw you...
I was afraid to meet you.
When I first Met you...
I was afraid to kiss you.
When I first kissed you...
I was afriad to love you.
Now that I love you...
I'm afraid to lose you.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’
If you wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
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If you watched an episode of TDI (season 1) with Bridgette, and are freaking amazed how much Geoff has changed her, copy and paste this into your profile
If you disagree with Teletoon TDI's profile on Noah saying "He is not hot", copy this into you profile.
If you think that the producers would be freaked out over how many fans think Noah is hot, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think the producers forgot about LindsayxTyler being canon, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you own a screenshot of wet hair!Noah, copy this into your profile.
If you're a fan of Trent but like to see him abused for some reason, copy this into your profile.
If you ever considered what would happen if Izzy and Noah were dormmates, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you are a fan of Noah from TDI/WT and think he should get a lot more time than he does, FRIGGEN COPY AND PASTE
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile
If YOU are the person that sat with the kid that was alone at lunch, then your my friend.
If YOU were the person that sat alone at lunch, then your my friend
If YOU have tried your entire life to make a difference, then your my friend.
If YOU were rejected, then your my friend.
If YOU have never been the most popular, then your my friend.
If YOU are fed up with stereotypes, then your my friend.
If YOU are sick of clicks, then your my friend.
If YOU are strange, then your my friend.
Repost this to tell the others that they are not alone.
1 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
I've done 39... should I worry?
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy:Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.
--POST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!!--
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
It's you and me against the world...WE ATTACK AT DAWN!!
Lady Gaga Taught Me To Poke People o.O
Ke$ha Taught Me How To Get Jailed Quickly
Bruno Mars Advised Me To Get My Arm Blown Of.
Emeniem Told Me To Lie
Music Taught Me How To Get Beaten Up And Killed
SARCASM. Just one more service I provide."
Violence is not the answer, I just like to get the question wrong
They Say Guns don't Kill People, People Kill People, but have you ever walked up to someone and yelled 'BAM!' ? ... They Don't Die
Advice for guys
While she holds your hand...
When she looks like somethings the matter...
When she's scared...
When you see her walking...
When she screams at you...
When you see her at her worst...
When she pulls away...
When she ignores you...
When she is silent...
When she kicks and punches you...
When she puts her face near yours...
When she runs away from you...
When she acts shy...
Post this in the next 69 seconds and you will have the best day of your life
... 1 year later & Still Waiting!
MY LIFE AS A MOVIE SOUNDTRACK
So, here's how it works:
Opening Credits: Chasing Pavments-Adele
Waking up: Jai-Ho- Pussycat Dolls (...)
First Day of School: Girlfreind-Avril Lavigne
Falling in Love: Kiss N Tell-Ke$ha (So will they be cheating on me?)
Fight Song: Grenade-Bruno Mars (... the title is strangly fitting...)
Break Up: Keep Holding On-Glee
Prom: Bullet Proof- La Roux
Life: Highschool Never Ends-Bowling For Soup (Oh, Great...)
Mental Breakdown: Decode-Paramore
Driving: What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger) -Kelly Clarkson (Is my driving that bad?)
Flashback: Gives You Hell-Glee (What flashback is this?!)
Wedding: Inori/You Raise Me Up- Lena Park
Birth of a Child: Circus- Britney Spears (O.O ...)
Death Scene: Bring Me To Life- Evanescence (Ha, Irony)
Credits: I Do Not Hook Up - Kelly Clarkson
Sequel Teaser: Pumped Up Kicks- Foster The People (... Do I want to see the sequel? Sounds slightly disturbing)