The Righterzpen
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Joined 11-29-10, id: 2636761, Profile Updated: 08-20-15
Author has written 12 stories for Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Wars, and Bible.

Ode to the Glory of War:

Eternal days of nauseating boredom punctuated by moments of intense terror.

About the Author:

I lead an enduring existence, tracked by lots of twisting roads; at times punctuated by profound grief, but always tempered by the love and grace of the God who sustains it. In half the span of a normal mortal life; I’ve survived alcoholism, incest and war. My greatest earthly hero is a thirteen year old autistic boy who also has epilepsy; but he’s not just any one - he’s my son. On Easter of 2010 we were in a head-on collision. I’ve always said that if someone’s redemption comes out of this car accident; it’s worth a couple of broken bones. That’s easy to say though when you don’t know what the total cost is! I still can’t walk independent of a pair of crutches and maybe I never will. Despite all this, I’m ever reminded that so much more happened on Easter Sunday than an MVA; a man named Jesus rose from the dead.

Therefore, I think and ponder and write stories of redemption in the science fiction setting. I like space travel, aliens, clone soldiers and Jesus Christ. Combine a couple of those elements together and you can come up with some interesting Christian sci-fi stories!

So for all of you who look at this profile; thus is all you may have ever wanted (or never wanted) to know about "The Righterzpen".

My Favorite Original Tid bits:

"Weapons can bring down men; Ideas can bring down empires."

Jangette Diaries:

"Loyal to the Republic of the God who commands me to love what is good and despise what is evil!"

"I guess my dreams of fame and fortune are just gonna have to wait till after I'm dead."

"That's just bizarre and totally warped!"

"Oh for the usefulness of things I was never meant to learn!"

"Man, you gotta stop being quite so ... utilitarian."

"Yeah for me!"

"All life has value in the eyes of God because ultimately He is the giver of it; not a science test tube."

"Life is not as cheap as we've all been lead to believe."

"Figure it out Sky-guy!"

"No matter how you slice the cake, clone soldiers just have issues!"

"The truth being told though - they are no longer in control of this game."

Star Trek History According to Nakam:

There were the Klingons; who I guess had later joined the Federation? But they ended up going extinct from being overrun by some subservient species. I guess rumor has it that the Klingon home world suffocated under 25 kilometers of... Tribbles.

The Ferengi Empire on the other hand; were invaded by the Borg. Assimilating the Ferengi ended up turning the Borg into the worst peddlers of space junk in the Alpha quadrant. Rumor has it the Borg met their doom in the vault of eternal destitution because they were no longer turning a profit.

The Cardassians now? Hum, what happened to them after the war with the Dominion ended? Something about a retro virus left by the Klingon invasion? It had infected the sea life on Cardassia and after several hundred years, just morphed into a plague that wiped out most of the Cardassians because of their custom of drinking (now tainted) fish juice every morning. Oh man, what a way to go! Something sounds fishy!

Than there were the Vulcans? What ever happened to them? I guess no-one really knows; but it just wasn’t logical!

In the Service of the Greatest King:

"How to avoid thus? The colonists be bitter and the king be stubborn... and the soldiers? We pray our consecration unto His Grander Army."

"Your father's right, Uncle Patrick is going to split a cannon."

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Slick's Squad - Scars (Chopper) by reulte reviews
Chopper's story from episode 'The Hidden Enemy' to post-Order 37. Completed.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 229,944 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex, Clones
Never Wanna Go Back Home by Moondoe reviews
Intelligence officers, female clones bred to get intelligence anyway possible. But they hate this life. Watch their lives and how they change everyone else's. Clone Commanders, commandos, troopers, etc. Captain Rex and others will appear here on out.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,337 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Clones
When Night Falls by sachariah reviews
Order 66. The Dark Times. The Republic is dead, the Jedi are no more. A band of survivors find themselves caught between foes new and old, while searching for their calling in a dark galaxy. Post-ROTS. Featuring Ahsoka Tano, Captain Rex, Cad Bane, & OCs.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 66 - Words: 348,850 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex, Cad Bane - Complete
The New Guy by Glory Alchemist reviews
A clone sergeant takes an instant dislike to a new medic. But is there more to this new clone than meets the eye?
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,812 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Clones - Complete
Left Behind by LongLiveTheClones reviews
It was just another backwater Outer Rim planet, with resources hardly worth fighting over. Yet, there we were, fighting the Seppies like the whole fate of the Republic depended upon it. And, since we were always stretched too thin, the fight was not going well. Rated very strongly T for strong action and steamy romance.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,493 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Clones - Complete
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In the Service of the Greatest King
Primarily a series of loosely strung together "one shots" about the American Revolution. Some serious, some spiritual, some touching, some funny, some tragic and some - just plain weird!
Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,200 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 2/10/2013
The Jangette Diaries reviews
"Daisy" the only known female Jango clone escapes Kamino; to find herself in the middle of the moral dilemma of Order 66! With the war, her brothers and all her own issues to deal with; what will become of her, the Jedi and other clones she grows to love?
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 89,140 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Clones, Ahsoka T.
Bible Study Theory on the Origin of Evil reviews
So did you ever wonder where evil came from? How did God, making a world that was "good", end up with a world that had fallen? Well that is something I've pondered myself. In which I pondered for a long time. Finally I came up with a theory; or rather came to a certain conclusion about an existing theory of physics. Please R&R - I'm curious to know other's reactions to this?
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Complete
Welcome Home! My Mini AutoBiography reviews
Well, this started as a forum post; than I thought - maybe it would be of encouragement to a wider audiance? So here it is. How the God of Grace worked a miracle in the life of one tragically lost soul!
Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 9/7/2012
Cloned in the Image of God reviews
One soldier on a journey to understand the God who created him and the Savior who redeemed him. Sitting with Jesus, he reviews the events of his "life in an army of one" before being welcomed into the celestial city. (Author here - taking a second look. My "odd" story is in the process of being reedited.)
Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Jesus - Complete
Bible Study What is Love?
Ever read those verses in 1 Corinthians 14 and wonder what the words actually mean? Love is patient, kind, long-suffering, not rude, envious ect. Have you ever wondered what that love actually looked like manifest in the life of Christ? A not so good experiance in a church I once attended sent me on a quest to really understand what these words mean. So thus, here are my findings
Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,517 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Jesus, Adam - Complete
Bible Study Basics of Salvation reviews
Biblical Doctrine? Now that's a tough one. Ever wonder about the fundementals of the Christian faith? Sin, Salvation, Substitutionary Atonement, Hell, Election, the Trinity? What do all these really mean and can we know them?
Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Jesus, Adam - Complete
First Takes? reviews
Clone and Jedi names; some of which didn't... exactly make it into the canon! Again, as usual - R&R if you feel like it.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Clones - Complete
The Gates of Hell reviews
Sequal to "The Jangette Diaries". What happens when Shiloh's brothers come looking for him in this post order 66 universe? With superior technology and a whole new cosmos; how do they keep the evil Sithe Empire from swallowing up their own world?
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Clones, Ahsoka T.
Clone Songs Amazing Grace reviews
Come on; you all know the tune. Sing along with the men of the Grand Army of the Republic. In honor of America's Memorial day. Let us pause a moment to thank God that none of us are clones who actually live in the Star Wars universe!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Clones - Complete
Top 25 Things I Did Get on Kamino reviews
Second verse same as the first - Little bit louder and a little bit worse! Again; R&R if you feel like it!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Top 25 Things I Never Got on Kamino reviews
So, someone else's "plot bunny" hopped over here! Couldn't resist this one - so here it is. R&R if you feel like it!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Complete
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