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Author has written 3 stories for Vampire Academy.
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Marriage Act of 1998 by maisey2k10 reviews
The battle is over and a marriage law has been put into effect, due to the rapidly declining population. Under the law, Hermione is forced to marry at eighteen or face being exiled from the wizarding world. But what do Fred and George Weasley and Oliver Wood have to do with this law? Join Hermione as she has to deal with her past, whilst looking forward to the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 262,687 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 5/9/2016 - Hermione G., George W., Oliver W., Fred W. - Complete
Tempting Fate by Reader.Writer.TVLover reviews
When Rose moved to New York City to be closer to Christian and Lissa, she was blindsided when the only man she'd ever loved walked back into her life. AU/AH
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 41,815 - Reviews: 1893 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Touch by blossomjaj988 reviews
For Kristanna Smut Week Day 1: All Tied Up. She just had to go on the trip, she just had to want to help him and she just had to get tangled in the rope.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Quiet Session by Anysia reviews
Anna has a hard time keeping quiet... until Kristoff implies that she can't. [Kristanna, one-shot.]
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Falling For You by GoNeRoGuE98 reviews
He was her best friend growing up but they grew apart. Now years later, they meet again. New feelings arise and relationships are tested. Will Rose be able to realize her feelings for Dimitri before it's too late? Or will she lose him again, only this time forever? AH.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,779 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Lonely? by kittykat420 reviews
Rose catches Dimitri in the shower, and plans to take advantage.. PWP,SMUT LEMONS! Many lemons! Please R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Hook, Line and Sinker by Roza-Dimka-Reader reviews
Rose works at her parents F.B.I branch. She meets a brown-eyed Russian god and their one night together has its consequences. Rated M for lemons. (In the process of editing earlier chapters due to errors and seemingly, an inability to write good English two years ago :P)
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 95,780 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Rapunzel's New Toy by PureSmoulder reviews
When Rapunzel complains to Eugene about her itch, Eugene gives her a new toy to help her out.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Freaks & Geeks by beautiflxoblvn reviews
AUSLLY ONE SHOT. "It's 'come as you aren't night! The perfect chance for a girl to get sexy and wild, with no repercussions." Halloween PWP.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
StThomas by corilouchette reviews
Isabella Maria is an aspiring nun living in an orphanage. Her world is turned upside down when she saves a beautiful stranger from drowning, and he repays her by exchanging donations for the orphanage for her sexual favors. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,967 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nanny by Little-Angry-Kitten reviews
He wondered how much time he had left. How much time before she gave up on him and move on? How much time until he would lose her once and for all? AH/AU
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Dimitri B., Rose H., Christian O., Lissa D. - Complete
Reprioritizing His Priorities by HollowIsTheWorld reviews
Robert Lightwood had always wanted what was best for his children. However, after an argument about his eldest's sexuality, it takes an unusual man with an unusual power to show him that he's not always right about what it is that's best. Rated for heavy swearing and prostitution. Malec, but only in the background.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Alec L., Robert L. - Complete
Reunion by LanaW.81 reviews
After months spent apart Rose and Dimitri can finally be together again and Dimitri has a few surprises for Rose. He's determined to keep his promise and has a very passionate reunion in mind.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Fifty Shades of Threesome by SD130413 reviews
Ana and Christian have a guest visiting Escala, who is it and how the hell does it become a threesome? I blame Marpuri, Lizlemon, Lulu Price, Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps and the rest of you guys involved in that convo over on FB! I DO NOT GIVE CONSENT FOR THIS STORY TO BE CONTINUED WITHOUT PRIOR DISCUSSION WITH ME FIRST.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
The Locker Room Boys by CameronZinner reviews
A clumsy and innocent run-in after practice in freshman year had evolved to become an intricate and structured 'release session' - a post-game ritual complete with a set of collective and common unspoken rules. "Rule #1 What happens in the locker room, STAYS in the locker room." Troy/Chad/Zeke oneshot. SLASH! M for HEAVY SEXUAL CONTENT and bad language! Please review!
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Troy B., Chad D., Zeke B. - Complete
Fated by Reader.Writer.TVLover reviews
After their one night stand, Rose Hathaway never thought she'd see Dimitri again. So when she shows up for her first college class and sees Professor Belikov standing at the front of the classroom, she realizes that fate isn't on her side. AU/AH
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,207 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
A Night To Remember by RozaBelikova-x reviews
Rose and Dimitri have been best friends since they were kids. When Rose is fifteen, her mom wants to move back to Montana with her. Before she leaves, Dimitri confesses his love for her. She promises him to come back so they can be together. But when she finally returns, she finds out that Dimitri is engaged. What will Dimitri do when Rose is back? First fanfic.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,344 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Grocery Shopping (And Other Activities) by ScoobyDoobyDee reviews
Claire Standish goes grocery shopping only to stumble upon her "old fling" - John Bender *wink*. One-shot
Breakfast Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Claire S., John B. - Complete
Having fun yet? by The Lost Voice reviews
"This was getting frustrating. She'd never admit it, but it was." Let's just be honest here, it's just your pointless lemony goodness. :P
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Seduction by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
Alec has become rather infatuated with the bed sheets and Magnus is beyond frustrated. "I'm just showing some proper appreciation." "Appreciation? Alec, you're molesting the sheets!"
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Here Is The Place Where I Love You by TheVeryLastValkyrie reviews
There's never enough time to be selfish. Intimate Galeniss.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
The Elevator Incident by Reader.Writer.TVLover reviews
Dimitri and Rose find themselves breaking their deal when they're trapped in an elevator together . Oneshot!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Midnight in Pajamas by Jagger3 reviews
When the Lightwoods need downworlder assistance with the Accords, they turn to the High Warlock of Brooklyn. But when Alec ingnores this boyfriend throughout the entire meeting, Magnus decides to sneak into his room late at night and confront Alec about it.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Last Night by theonlyeligoldsworthy reviews
What if Julia didn't die in a car accident? Song fic to the song "The Last Night" by Skillet.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Eli G., Julia - Complete
Make It Hurt by VampbaitInfinity reviews
Nudge's sexual dreams about Iggy are forced out of her and Iggy wants to know her view on them. And he doesn't take no for an answer. NudgexIggy Niggy Lemons OF COURSE! YOU KNOW HOW I ROLL! :P
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,215 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Iggy, Nudge - Complete
Hello New Boy by mothamaeghan reviews
Magnus falls for the new kid the first moment he sees him. Will the new kid feel the same? First FanFic, I will try my best at side pairings. M/A, J/C, I/S. R&R. BoyxBoy, don't like don't read.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 90,726 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Anything For You by KittySkywalker reviews
Anna has grown tired of Gabriel dictating what happens in the bedroom. As the strong princess that she is, she decides to rectify that. AnnaxGabriel. M for a reason. Please R&R.
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Anna Valerious, Van Helsing - Complete
The Heart's Deceit by meetjasper reviews
Dimitri left not to become Tasha's guardian but because he simply could or atleast that's what everyone assumes. Five years later he returns to find a set of twins who call Rose mommy. Why did he leave and what made him come back?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Gold Diggers by Jemmasgiirl reviews
SEMMA.Emma is 16 with brains&beauty. Her mothers a gold digger and dating a rich 28 year old. When they leave Emma for a few weeks at the mansion, she's taken hostage by a gang of wanted theives, and she falls in love with one of them, Sean. MJustIncase
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,504 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Emma N., Sean C. - Complete
His New Charge by Tearryn reviews
Rose and Dimitri are struggling with their relationship because Dimitri has been assigned to guard the new girl from Russia. There is something very different about this Royal Moroi. (Previously called 'Best Kept Secrets.)
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Her Russian God by Tearryn reviews
Dimitri Belikov just moved into his dead uncles mansion when the girl next door caught his eye. Something's different about her. She's good at everything she tries. But that is not all and it's the very thing that draws him in. ON HIATUS SORRY
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,223 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Cat's Meow by Chloe Winchester reviews
A mystery unfolds when Magnus and Alec find themselves faced with something they never would have expected. Someone's made Chairman Meow human, and he's ready to enjoy life in the Homosapien lane. Malec and Jary and a special surprise thrown in later.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,768 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Chairman Meow, Magnus B. - Complete
Three ways to love by KrystalRose92 reviews
ONE SHOT! LEMONY SMUT! It is Jace's birthday and what does he want? A two girl threesome, Clary must pick the girl, what happens when Isabelle steps up? STRICTLY ONE SHOT JACEXCLARYXIZZY
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Clary F. - Complete
You're My Better Half by They Call Me Alice reviews
"And that was when I knew my life was over. Dimitri was standing in the doorway of our apartment, watching me intensely. He had seen me masturbating to the thought of him." DROSE & CHRISSA. MATURE AUDIENCE ONLY! AU, AH, SOME OOC-NESS.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,958 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Running to my future by sexykitty9999099 reviews
this is my first story so be nice...thank you
Fallen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011
Terrified by saucyerin reviews
Sean is finally back from the war, but he has some problems. Emma's decided to help him through it. Where will this lead them?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Emma N., Sean C. - Complete
My 200 Days With Him by SKDanielle16 reviews
Part One and Two. Rose and Dimitri meet and apparently only have 200 days together. Or do they? Part One set up a bit like 500 Days of Summer. Part Two is follow-up. OOC. AH. RxD?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,389 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Where You Belong by sadtomato reviews
Carlisle's new boyfriend is young, sweet, and sexy-but he's also incredibly shy. Can Carlisle draw him out of his shell? M for lemons and "Daddy" stuff-you've been warned. An entry for the Pimp My Bunnies contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare by Lunaraquafy reviews
What happens when Grace and the gang are bored at Beck's house? Smut! Takes place sometime during Linger. Warning: Rated M for a reason.
Shiver, Maggie Stiefvater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
Family Night by CelticInTheAU reviews
Post Last Sacrifice. The gang are all back together after some "assignment re-arranging", and are ready to have some fun as a family once more. RXD LXC
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/31/2011 - [Rose H., Dimitri B.] - Complete
Dreaming Of Ecstasy by Hime Luxury reviews
Rose has a very erotic dream involving her Dimitri and a cabin. Rated M for very graphic lemon.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Last Sacrifice The ending by mac0214 reviews
The day to pay for her crimes are coming faster than she thought possible.Someone unexpected comes to the rescue, but it will cost them their life, will Rose let them? Will she have a choice? Rated M for later chapters.Please read and review.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 128,554 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Thin Walls by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Remember how Jace used to hear Maryse sing to Alec through the wall? Well, he can still hear through it. Just...not something as innocent as singing anymore. Malec. A little OOC, so don't say I didn't warn you. M/M, Lemon, Naughty. :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Our Daughter Our Little Angel by T.RxD reviews
Dimitri takes Tasha's offer right after the battle at the Academy. Little did he know he was leaving much more than a heartbroken Rose...9 months later Rose gave birth to her little angel. What happens when Dimitri returns four years later?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,334 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
VABJ by TsukiNoKishi reviews
When training with someone like Rose, you should really pay attention to what you do with your stake. It might cause you troubleXD. DimitriXRose, Lemon, M
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Making Up Time by musiksnob reviews
When Eli tells Clare about a sexy dream he had, she is nervous about the pace in which their physical relationship is progressing. Oneshot.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Kiss it all Better by Chidori R. Fullbuster reviews
AU songfic to Kiss it Better by He is We. One-shot. Rated T for character death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Woman by Duchess Sophie von Teschen reviews
"I would catch myself looking at you… I kept asking myself, why do I feel for this soldier the way I should feel for a woman?" Rated M for sexuality.
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Mulan, Shang - Complete
Lesson Learned by CloudedMindx reviews
Clary is a 24 year old high school English teacher, Jace is a 17 year old English student, what happens when they meet and unknown feelings make themself known? AH AU M for later dirty dreams and lemons!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,480 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
School Uniform by internet no work reviews
St. Vladimir's gets a uniform. Something new happens every day at the academy. Rose and Dimitri are finally together.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,264 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Guardian Angel by bluestarberry reviews
This is essentially a Rose&Dimitri story, but for something a little different, I thought I'd send the gang to Australia for a little fun in the Land Down Under. Rated M for language and content.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,238 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Brotherly Love by ShounenSuki reviews
Ron stumbles upon his two elder brothers having some night-time fun and is 'persuaded' to join in for some brotherly bonding. A George, Fred, and Ron Weasley fic, written for my sister and to up my word count for NaNoWriMo
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Ron W., George W. - Complete
Wedding Bells by musegirl reviews
When Jade and Mark's wedding brings Mary-Lynnette and Ash together for the first time in two years, sparks fly. But will they be for better or for worse? Rated M for language and lemons.
Night World series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,810 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Ash R., Mary-Lynette C. - Complete
What Went Wrong by lovelylavern reviews
It had been 6 weeks since the cabin, 6 wonderful weeks of many stolen kisses and constant memories of THAT night. But, Dimitri just received the shock of a lifetime, one that ruins Rose's life too. And it all started withe the words, "Tasha is pregnant.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 55,839 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
A Pair Of Brown Eyes by SEZCPL reviews
“You told Nora you were 15 weeks pregnant but you’re 19 weeks. Why?” Casey didn’t answer. Derek answered for her. “Because you knew she would eventually tell me. And 15 weeks means a nephew. 19 weeks means a son.” Casey looked up. “Or daughter.”
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,770 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Harry, Ginny and Polyjuice Potion by harryginny1 reviews
Harry has a brilliant idea! He loves Ginny and knows her inside and out. But, he wants to REALLY know what it feels like to be her - just for a little while. Will Ginny consent to his little experiment?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
31 More Things Emmett Cullen Is Forbidden From by theprettiestwhistles reviews
Emmett Cullen is not allowed to order clay pigeons in the shape of Aro's face... or shoot them while in the complimentary hot tub in one of the Volturi's guest rooms. M to be VERY safe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Emmett, Seth - Complete
Kick ass by anitabelikov reviews
Dimitri and Rose kicks the cullens butt.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Rose H. - Complete
What Nessie Wants Nessie Gets! by Okee's Mom reviews
Nessie/Jacob. Songfic, lemons, wedding honeymoon, war. Nessie is back from boarding school. Jacob has grown into his manhood, his leadership and his talents. She wants him to see her as a woman. Will her plan work?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,083 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
I Only Wanted a Sandwich by emopygmepuff reviews
"Harry opened the door to the seventh-year's dormitory expecting to collapse on his four-poster bed. The expanse of the mattress was taken up by the redheaded nymph he'd been dreaming about for months." ONE-SHOT, HP/GW lemon, post BoH. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Taken An Alternate Ending to Shadow Kiss by MadameRozaBelikova reviews
In the caves Rose is taken instead. Can Dimitri and the rest find her before it's too late and she joins the undead? Can Rose overcome the obstacles that stand in the way of her love and happiness? Can true love and friendship conquer all? Slightly OOC!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 60 - Words: 114,710 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
kick ass by sammy-emma reviews
what happens when adrian switches there souls round ? how will rose keep her hands of herself dimitri ? how will lissa go the toilet Adrian ? and how will dimitri suvive school rose ? soul switches what happens when life kick's your ass ?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,168 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
I Love You Too, by Dhampir.Doll reviews
Eddie and Mason!Lemons!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Eddie C., Mason A. - Complete
War: Guardian Vs Novice by Belikov's-Girl reviews
This is the continuation of the talk by agirlnamedraven. The novice guardians have just graduated and have just declared war on the gaurdians. Lots of pranks to be pulled and with Rose god knows what will happen. Dimitri never died in shadow kissed. Lemon
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,678 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
You Can Ride the Donkey by CrystalB4 reviews
When Emmett find's Rosalie's dildo he gets kind of jealous. But when he learns that she has more than one he gets all excited. Read and see what happens when the time comes to play and Rose introduces him to her little friends. For Mature Audiences Only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
A Year Long Love Letter by harryginny1 reviews
The war is over, Harry begins his Auror training, and Ginny returns to Hogwarts for her 7th year. They begin to explore the physical and emotional aspects of their relationship...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,723 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
51 things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do : by TwiGirls09 reviews
This is our version of 51 things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do. Inspierd by the indifferent child of earths 51 things emmett cullen is not allowed to do. Hope you like it :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Emmett - Complete
A very difficult decision by chris 86 reviews
What happens when a condom breaks? Are Quil and Claire going to get over what seems to be a tormating fight? Please R&R. I honestly swear is better than it sounds... :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
41 Things Emmett Cullen Must Not Do by Shikamaru's Shadows reviews
Self-explanatory.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Rules for Emmett Cullen by Kelsey Goode reviews
Rules of things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do! Very funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Homecoming by sataldajamahel reviews
One-shot. Lemon. Quil comes home from patrol to a very pleasant surprise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
More Than Siblings by Katamuki reviews
What happends when 16 year old Ginny gets curious about the Men, and her Harry's not there to help her? Or when a summer of playful banter and fun times lead the Twins into their younger sister bedroom? INCEST! Sex, and all that good stuff, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Ginny W., George W. - Complete
Surprised by Malalou reviews
When you open a door, you have to expect to be surprised or to surprise someone, that's what Ron learnt... Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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mrs and mr belikov reviews
rose is 18 and is hidding something from dimitri when he away visitting home cuz he get suspendid... sry first story and not good at summarys
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,480 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
what love can get you throw! reviews
this is all human and rose and dimitri are close to the same age
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,963 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
ridinm' cowboy reviews
Summery – very, very lemony…?Just how good do you think Dimitri's coat looks on a naked Rose? Dimitri was never taken in the battle at the Academy…
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete