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Joined 11-30-10, id: 2637520, Profile Updated: 09-22-11
Author has written 26 stories for Vocaloid, Death Note, Hunger Games, Professor Layton, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Lii's Bio-

Likes: Apples, Ice cream, Green Day, you (Just kidding, I HATE YOU.)

Dislikes: Loud noises and YOUR MOM.

Lii's tumblr: Nothing to do with Vocaloid or anime, but if you like Green Day and stuff, then yeah

Eii's Bio キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!:

Eii's a beta-reader. In her spare time, she likes to stare at cars until late.

Likes: AKB48, Zebra, Rapbit, Bakuman, oranges, walking, and apples. Her favorite akb song is "Yuhi wo Mite Iruka?"! (≧∇≦), and Girls Generation. Day by Day is my favorite right now...

Dislikes: Foolish people, screaming, empty highways.

(・∀・) Eii apologizes for Lii's intimidating sarcasm. *laughs*

Her Tumblr:

www.eikoreviews.tumblr.com

Fuck yeah! Pairings Eii supports!!

AXIS POWERS HETALIA

Romano/Spain (My number one at the moment. TOMATOES! Buono buono ooh...) (Yaoi)

Sealand/Latvia (Yaoi)

Prussia/Hungary

Sealand/Liechenstein

Lithuania/Poland (Second, and it's love... don't joke with me.) (Yaoi)

America/England (Yaoi)

Onesided Rapist France/Anyone

DEATH NOTE

Mello/Matt (Yaoi)

Near/MEllo (Yaoi)

Onesided L/Misa

Onesided Matsuda/Sayu

Matt/Sayu

VOCALOID

Rin/Len (Incest or non)

Luka/Kaito (Hellz to the yes)

Kaito/Meiko

Mikuo/Rin

Tei/Len

Miku/Hedgehog (Does anyone get the refrence? If you do, I LOVE YOU. And also, It's a joke... I just like the song "A Hedgehog's Love")

Miku/Mikuo

Miku/Kaito

Luka/Gackupo

Neru/Len (Unless she's being a bitch...)

PROFESSOR LAYTON

Anton/Sofia

Luke/Flora

Luke/Becky

Clive/Me... BECAUSE I CAN.

A note from Lii:

Due to some problems that have recently come up, I won't be able to update stories for a while... I apologize, but once things start to clear up, I promise to update often! ^-^

A note from Eii:

I've been lacking access to a computer, but I'm getting back into the swing of things! I'm sorry for the lack of activity! ^-^

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Sex Ed by xElementFivex reviews
The stupid egg was not Mello's baby, any more than the stupid redhead was his new husband. Welcome to the Wammy's class project from hell.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,548 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Mello, Matt
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
How To Torture Mello by Daisukeismyboyfriend reviews
Matt finds an interesting book while closet-rummaging. Why,it's an all-purpose guide to bothering Mello! How convenient! Needless to say, hilarity ensues, with Raito, L, and others... Complete after a ridiculous hiatus ! MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,105 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Escaping by Chikanpo reviews
After escaping when his parents were arrested, Len has to try to make it out of the country alive. He meets another runaway a few weeks into his trip, and immediately takes to her. Too bad they're being chased. T for safety. LenxRin ON HIATUS, Remade, look for: "Escaping-Remake"
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,528 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Rin K., Len K.
Foreign Correspondence by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Some events, frankly, aren't important enough to make international news.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,079 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011
A Panda, a God, a Mafia Leader, a Gamer, & a Sheep by Beyond Unique Light reviews
Various unrelated Death Note oneshots made from ideas that can't be made long enough to be their own stories. Slight shounen-ai in some chapters.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 17,594 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Degrassi: The Boring Point, A Parody by awriterscorned reviews
This Degrassi parody starts with Degrassi Takes Manhattan. As of 7/20/12 it is updated to the end of season 11. Season 12 chapters coming soon!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,400 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010
You Got HaruhiRolled! by superstarultra reviews
Watch as a writer with too much time on his hands, places the cast of TMOHS into absurd situations, ridiculous parodies, and scenarios with disturbing dialogue.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 312,000 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon
Professor Layton and the Rewritten Return by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
The sequel to PL and the Rewound Repercussions, featuring Legal's new life. Spoilers for the third game.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,999 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - H. Layton, Clive/Klaus
An Obnoxiously Long Way to Say Something So Simple by hamxham reviews
100. Until the end. A collection of 100 hundered-word drabbles for the Kagamines. SERIES COMPLETE. *Extra #1 now up!*
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 21,461 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Happy Family by TheOppositesAlchemist reviews
A series of stories about random days that the 'happy' family of China, Romano, and America go through. If you think that's strange, meet their family and neighborhood! China/Romano, Norway/Taiwan. Oh, you know it's so canon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,764 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - China, S. Italy/Romano
L What If Parody by Ratt9 reviews
What if L wanted to become a two headed monster? What if L has identity crisis? What if L discoveres the wonders of Vegas? What if L watches James Bond? What if L goes skydiving with Light and Misa? Find out that and others! Crackfic. O.O.C. Slightly A/U
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - L
10 Things I Bet You Didn't Know by JL724 reviews
The ten things I bet you didn't know about the students at Ouran High School. Featuring Haruhi, the twins, Tamaki, Kyoya, Hunny, Mori, Nekozawa, Renge, and a few other characters, come and see what unknown facts are lurking among these facades.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009
Kagome: The Sequel by Weird Girl 14 reviews
The Sequel to Kagome. The immortal children have been alone for years after she died. But what will happen when another adult comes into their lives? Will they accept him,or will he die? No fan pairings. Rated for later deaths and violence.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,513 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Len K., Kaito S., Meiko S., Haku Y. - Complete
Her Own Step by Paper Train reviews
Rin lives in the worst part of the city. They only way to stay alive there is to, watch your back keep to yourself and know how to dance. KNOW how to step. Air is the rythm. Life if the beat. Heart is isolation. Movement is clean. Soul is timing.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Rin K.
666 by BigMouth12349 reviews
Because we all know that vocaloid is nightmare fuel, I present to you a collection of 666-word stories that attempt to capture the darker side of everyone's favorite computer programs. Rated T for possible language, gore, and character death.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,514 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011
Get Better or Die Trying by Dragonist reviews
People suck. Light, current Kira and future World Dictator, wants to fix that. But despite his genius, there's some things he just doesn't understand. "Back!" L shrieked over his spork. "Back, you foul therapist!" Don't they know he's just trying to help?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Light Y.
Hetalia and Ouran randomness! by LinaDestin2 reviews
This is a game I play with my cousins where we each make up a part of the story and don't tell each other what it is until we put them all together. The short stories that result end up being totally random and hilarious!
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010
For a Sick Boy by fukuji mihoko reviews
I... really wish I had fallen in love with Miku. That would have been easier. It would have been so much easier. But I couldn't do that. Instead, I had to fall in love with Rin. My twin sister. :onesided Len/Rin, gore, self-harm:
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,953 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
10 Things You Should Never Mention to Your Mother by KYUUxKYUU reviews
Mothers have the hardest job in the world-especially Rin and Len's mother. Incest, RinxLen, LenxRin Now Complete sequel: 10 Reasons Why I Love You
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,259 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Sunflowers by JoyHeart reviews
One Shot; Russia explains to Lithuania why he wants to become one with all the nations of the world! Once Lithuania hears the reason though, he has his own theory to share.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Dandelion by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Be happy with what you have... nice, but Mihael... what do I have? MATT POV
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Ten Steps by hidarichan81 reviews
DISCONTINUED...sorry.:Origional concept by OnigiRimi, first three chapters by OnigiRimi: - There is a process to every meltdown. In Rin's case, it took a simple ten steps. Based off of Meltdown. -
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Rin K.
The Paper Chain People by Strawberry Heart Cheesecake reviews
is on temporary hiatus.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,491 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Light Y., L
31 Days by Stella Kirkland reviews
He's gone for a month... might as well start counting down the days. Len x Rin. I wonder if you miss me as much as I miss you.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
The 'Something Good' Log by AvoCola reviews
Watari commissions L to make a video log for each day detailing the good things that happened or entered into L's life on that date. As L makes these videos, he begins to learn about himself and his perceptions.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - L - Complete
With Love by Amethyst.Amaryllis reviews
A seemingly plotless story written entirely in E-mails,IM's, and other technological what-nots. When Len moves to California, Rin must resort to E-mails so the two can keep in touch. Pairings: LOL LIKE, EVERYTHING.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,178 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Rin K., Len K.
Another note by twilighters01 reviews
This us the bb case murder files it isn't mine, nor will it ever be mine
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,642 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - L, BB
Cribbage by p0ck3tf0x reviews
The moon was high and the stakes were higher as the Allies gathered around the worn wooden bench to play cards. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
A Rolling Girl by spider fingers reviews
Another day, another mistake. Another lie, another fall. Today I roll again.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
Closeted by vine reviews
For some, it only takes one step to come out. For others, it's a little more complicated. Especially for Toris, who's out and dating his best friend without even knowing if he belonged in the closet to begin with. Chapter One: Feliks is a princess.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Poland, Lithuania
Idiot Box by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
A Spongebob Squarepants parody: Mello vs Near, television vs imagination. Dare I say more...? "We do not really need television, not as long as we have our imagination..." Rated for language and implied heavy violence.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
FOOL! by DarknessHedgie reviews
Excalibur's opinion of the typical folk.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Excalibur - Complete
Theatre Class with the Wammy's Boys by Darkfire359 reviews
Roger made a poor decision, and put Matt, Mello, and Near in a normal school. Mello decides to react by acting out in class. If you are disturbed by the idea of Mello acting like a perverted drama queen, then don't read this.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Mello, Matt
Reflections by Nonsensical11 reviews
A few unconnected Death Note drabbles inspired by prompts. Spoilers up to last episode of Anime!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011
One by One by Christina Conlon reviews
Ten of the most important characters of Death Note are lured into a dark mansion, and due to some unfortunate circumstances, are now trapped and searching for a way out. But an odd third party has other plans. Reviewers vote on who dies next. ON HAITUS.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011
Just ask Matt and Mello by MostlyxShortxStories reviews
I know you've all been dying for answers to your questions about everyone's favorite gamer and chocoholic. Don't deny it ;D. 'Just ask Matt and Mello' will have your answers for everything! Rating changed due to suggestive themes ;D.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,817 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Shame by Jayne Foyer reviews
A child is dead and it is all L's fault.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2011 - L, Watari - Complete
Professor Layton and the Rewound Repercussions by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
The professor visits Legal after the events of Unwound Future. SPOILERS FOR THE THIRD GAME.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,729 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - H. Layton, Clive/Klaus - Complete
The Life Of Amane Hazuki by LunaLancasterHitachiinKagamine reviews
Hazuki loves life as a Vocaloid...And all the drama that goes with it. LenXOC. Don't like, don't read. Chapter 12: He did it. He really did. He even went as far enough to recreate the worst moment of my life.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,063 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Len K.
Light Poem by LeahKeehl13 reviews
There once was a boy, who dreamed he could fly, So he built wings of wax and took to the sky...Random short poem about Light.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Light Y. - Complete
Gotcha ! by NotJustAnotherNobody reviews
L is acting strangely. When Light gets fed up with it .. Will he take his revenge too far ? Read tto find out !
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Beautiful at the Least by hidarichan81 reviews
She is beautiful, at the least. - short oneshot -
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Because I'm sick of the same old stories by diasuta-deactivated reviews
I hope I'm not the only one who gets annoyed when I see the same songs inspiring fics every other page. You know what I'm talking about. Anyway, it's pretty much all crack. First I take a shot at Daughter of Evil. XD
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Rin K., Len K.
Of Bananas, Oranges, and Road Rollers by Amethyst.Amaryllis reviews
Rarely updated Rin/Len oneshot collection. Number Twenty-Three: Cross-Dress;; In which Rin walks in on her brother wearing her clothes . . .
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,671 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Len K., Rin K.
Floor wax by Lulu-ichigo reviews
Una 'kong Tagalog fanfic. Naranasan 'nyo na bang magpadulas sa sahig ng naka-medyas? kung tatanungin nyo si Near, Oo and sagot dyan. Crackfic. May surprise sa dulo kasi madaming emo sa Death note. XD
Death Note - Rated: K - Filipino - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Near, Mello - Complete
How to Use by dress-me-like-hell reviews
All the Death Note rules. 'Cause I felt like it.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
My Marine by dapperstarkid reviews
Finn has decided to head to Afghanistan leaving Rachel in deep turmoil. "Finchel" pairing with slight dabbles with "Quick".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B.
Love Therapist by Dokument reviews
I hate him because he's hurting other people for his own pleasure. I hate her because she's ruining my life.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,634 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Rin K., Len K.
Alice of Human Sacrifice ULTIMATE PARODY by 1Tokyogirl11 reviews
This is the parody of Alice of Human Sacrifice. The parody can be found on Youtube, by JBOEandJW. There are two parodies, one is JBOEandJW's, one is my third-person version of it. PLEASE REVIEW WHAT YOU THINK! Some cursing involved.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Kaito S., Miku H. - Complete
10 Ways to Irritate Takashi Morinozuka by skylarkz reviews
What happens when the twins grow tired or Mori-Sempai's unreadable expression and lack of words? Rated T for sexual referenses. No pairings although some are suggested
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
I Didn't Mean It by Linx-chan reviews
Allen & Lavi stumbled upon the legendary DeathNote in the garden of the Black Order. Who will they kill first? And what will Lavi do if he killed Allen unintentionally? One-shot.
Crossover - Death Note & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Ryuk, Allen Walker - Complete
Kyoya Just Can't Wait to be King by BabyJaguar reviews
A Song Fic that I wrote late one night. About how Kyoya is over Tamaki's games and wants to be the real deal, the King himself.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Old Spice Hetalia Style by Dattebayo Girl reviews
Each Country takes his/her crack at the "I'm on a Horse" routine. Taking requests. Seventh Chapter Contains: Spain, N Italy, Cuba, New Zealand, and Australia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Spain, N. Italy
A Healthy Sound by Chocolatheque reviews
It was like music to her ears. —one-sided Sukone Tei/Kagamine Len.—
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Len K., Miku H. - Complete
6 Blue Balloons by Akina Sachi reviews
Meiko's parents are getting divorced, and a simple balloon is the last thing she gets from them together. The balloon goes around the world, and Meiko learns something about change and that it might not always be as horrible as she thinks. One-shot.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Meiko S. - Complete
Here We Are by Ilandere Okami reviews
Near was always the observer, trying to understand Matt and Mello's relationship, who these two really were. It took until the both died for him to recieve the final solution to this life-long puzzle, though. Character death, MelloxMatt, Near POV oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Near, Mello - Complete
Big Brother: Professor Layton style! by kittyreilly reviews
Re-uploaded after my computer got a virus! Bog Brother is back, and it's more curious than ever! Who goes? YOU decide! Rated T due to possible content in later chapters. : Your reviews count a LOT for this story!
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010
The Girly Sleepover by Lady of Weirdness reviews
TWO-SHOT. Why can't they invite father-figure Katakura Kippei? - Yuzuyu's eyebrows furrowed, "But Kippei-niichan is not a girl. He can't come to the girly sleepover." Kokoro smirked to the 5-year old's observation. Kippei simply gaped. "But I wanna go!"
Aishiteruze Baby - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2010
Mello Talks with Cleverbot by Darkfire359 reviews
Mello chats with an ai machine, who repeatedly accuses him of being a girl, calls him fat, and insults his intelligence. And neither of them can stop bringing up chocolate. Rated for abbreviated swearing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Rolling Girl by RazberryPineapple reviews
"Are you done yet?" he asks me. I pull my hand away and reply, "Not done yet. The future is still so far away from me. So I'll stop my breathing...for now," Sorry for the suckish summary. Rated T for emo-ness. R R plz! Oneshot based on the song.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Miku H. - Complete
Young Love by BellumTerra reviews
Sealand loves Liechtenstien, but does she feel the same way? What happends when he confesses? Written for 'catskid100's Ultimate Fanfiction Writing Contest. SealandXLiechtenstien. PeterXLilli.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sealand, Liechtenstein - Complete
Fanfiction: A Bakuman Parody by dragonmage27 reviews
Encouraged by Takagi, Mashiro makes Azuki a promise: if he could become a top fanfic writer with 2,000 reviews, he will marry her!
Bakuman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Moritaka M., Takagi A.
Crazy Korea by Hikaru2322 reviews
All hell breaks loose when Korea visits the Black Order. Dear God, help us. Oneshot. Yullen. Slight KomuiXKorea. Implied ChinaXKorea.
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Komui Lee, South Korea - Complete
A Day in the Life Of by Sachimi reviews
Parodies about the days in the lives of individual Juunishi members! New Chapter up: Yuki has a rough life, he deserves a little...well he deserves the spotlight once in...I mean he IS Yuki frickin' Sohma. It's Yuki's turn. Join the maddness!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,912 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Akito S., Tohru H.
Safe and Sound by Reaper-Lawliet reviews
Mary Sue Parody, for Rose.Oracle. Twoshot. One day, a mysterious new nation shows up a meeting, and announces that she's going to marry Russia- whether Russia wants to or not. Mild Russia/China.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Teru Teru Momiji Lyrics by NZPavlova reviews
These are just the Japanese, translated and the English Dub versions of the "Teru Teru Momiji" song. Read and enjoy!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Momiji S. - Complete
Breaking the Rules by OliveTheOlive reviews
Akise thinks outside the box. The Fourth Wall takes heavy casualties.
Future Diary/未来日記 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
The Bloody Twins by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
We are fraternal. We have loved each other for so long, and seen the planet change over the passing years. But now we hunt for new blood. And our hunt led us to Rei and Rui, siblings just like us, just like our past servants... Len/Rin Rei/Rui
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Portal is Still Alive by The Complex Mind reviews
Why we all love and hate Portal! This is a funny rewrite of the song Still Alive. Please read and review!
Portal - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
You kind of suck by SecondXXBanana reviews
Horio has to face the truth... he kind of sucks. Edit: I just realized I catogorized this as 'Romance.' I apologize for any confusion!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Horio S. - Complete
So Hide Your Eyes by Diluted Thoughts reviews
Because a mother knows when there is something going on with her children, good and bad. Light/Sayu. Incest.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,234 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Light Y., Sayu Y. - Complete
Tamaki's Advice by Carbucketty reviews
Pre-Haruhi, introverted twins ignore Tamaki's well-meaning advice. Friends can wait, they decide. You can see their relationship however you want to; it's up to you.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Comic Wonders by Have Socks. Will Travel reviews
Tsujiai is glad he never let Tateishi borrow his comics.
Ultra Maniac - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Orange box Bloopers by IMATHEMUDKIP reviews
An in-progress series of Orange Box oneshots. VIVA LA BOX!
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008
Memoirs of Mercutio by Miss Rosie Real reviews
This is a very masculine writing log. And don't you forget it." This was just an old school project. Parody, of course. Enjoy!
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Your Mom by artemisgirl reviews
In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Near, Mello - Complete
CHIHIRO: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual by Miss Breeziness reviews
Purchased a CHIHIRO, but can't get her off the couch? This manual will instruct you on all the basics of CHIHIRO ownership...and more!
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/15/2004
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ABC's of Hetalia reviews
Learning the alphabet with the help of none other than Hetalia: Axis Powers!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2011
Professor Layton and the Pudding Addiction reviews
The Professor's been suffering from an addiction, and Luke decides it's time for some much-needed help. OOCness, Crack. By Eii.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - H. Layton, Luke T.
Jets reviews
Miku always loved stars. She always hated jets. Ever since she started singing, she'd hated them. For many of her PVs, she had been required to float in the sky, sometimes even space. But nothing had prepared her for the jets.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Miku H. - Complete
You're Obsessed With Professor Layton When reviews
You know you love Professor Layton, but when do you cross the line into "Obsessed"? By Eii.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011
The Rebirth of Meiko Sakine reviews
A neverending summer, a library, and badminton; Meiko spends a summer with her friends, Lola and Kaito, and recieves a twist in attitude she never thought she wanted.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Meiko S.
Tomatoes reviews
When Spain brings Romano a "Suprise", Romano struggles to figure out what it is. His only clue? A Tomato. Spain/Romano. By Eii
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
We Were There reviews
L and his successors rush to Japan to solve the kira case. But who are the successors really? Don't they have a story to tell, too? By eii.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,737 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - L
The Teddy Bear reviews
Even Kaito had school problems. How will he deal with being a social outcast? Will he find someone who loves him for who he is other than his teddy bear ? Or will he let the bullies get to him? By Lii
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Kaito S., Luka M.
Yes, Here! reviews
Just where I post english lyrics to random vocaloid songs. Enjoy! by eii. T for some lyrics: MANY updates today! May take a while to see your requests!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 12,190 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011
This is a Test reviews
" Listen up, pets. I'm not going to repeat this. This is a test. You're being watched from now on. At all times. I'm in charge here. Got it?" By eii.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Miku H., Lily
Vocaloid Song Challenge! reviews
This week's songs: Just be friends, Toeto, and Honey! 5 reviews for an update! Written as practice to improve. R&R! By Eii!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010
Vocaloid InstaDrabbles
Take one lazy author, a drabble maker, and a laptop to get a ton of random romantic drabbles full of the strangest innuendos a pairing-shipper could ever want. By Eii
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
Kaito and the Pillow Pet reviews
Kaito just wants a Pillow Pet of his very own. How much is that to ask? Well, nobody wants to get him one. Whats a poor guy to do? By Eii
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Kaito S. - Complete
Nothing Suits Light like a Suit reviews
It's obvious Light would choose his favorite outfits over L. Songfic based on "Nothing suits me like a suit" by eii
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Light Y.
Light's Therapy Session reviews
Can Dr.Travis help the psychotic Light Yagami! Will Light FINALLY become semi-normal! R&R! By Eii AND Lii!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Light Y.
Apples, fear and Near reviews
When the characters go camping, Near would rather be at Wammys, playing with his toy train or working on a cross word puzzle, not getting scared senseless by invisible ghosts. R&R! By Lii
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Near, Light Y.
Mello Never Runs out of Chocolate reviews
Mello never runs out of chocolate. No questions, end of story, shut your face. R&R! By Lii! I DONT OWN DEATHNOTE!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Mello, Matt
To Kill A Mockingjay reviews
Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Haymitch and a new friend leave the districts in hope of finding a new start. Continuation of Mockingjay. I DON'T OWN THE HUNGER GAMES OR TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD! By Lii
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Katniss E., Gale H.
Dear M, It's M reviews
Matt and Mello write their final thoughts. But is there more to it than that? Find the hidden message. By Eii.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Mello, Matt
The Dream Catcher reviews
When a mysterious boy is adopted as Masters son,Rin K instantly falls for him. But she soon will realize there is much more to him than meets the eye. By Lii.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Rin K.
A Soppy Santa Claus reviews
There once was a girl who was always lonely. Every night, She would look up at the night sky and say to the stars, "This is the year I'll bring happiness all over town." late christmas songfic based on the song of the same name, by Eii. R&R
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Rin K. - Complete
Midevil Deception reviews
Here's what they think they know: They're rulers of a midevil kingdom. Here's what they don't know: It's all a reality show. By Lii.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Rin K., Kaito S.
Zatsune is still alive reviews
Zatsune has taken over Crypton studios, and only one vocaloid has survived. She rewards the lucky winner in song. Songfic of "Still alive" From Portal. By Eii.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Lily - Complete