LzzysGoneAWOL
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Joined 11-30-10, id: 2637642, Profile Updated: 10-07-12
Author has written 5 stories for Resident Evil series, Harry Potter, Labyrinth, and Resident Evil.

This is stupid. You don't read this anyway.

Im a girl

Partially sane

Is in love with fictional characters from games, movies, and such

I have started many stories and failed to finish them

Brilliant mind

Kinda pretty

Hella lazy

I do requests! Just PM me if you want me to write something

And take a look at Three.Day.Serenade's profile, she's pretty good. (I know cuz she's me .-.)

If I suck at writing just let me know...

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Angel of Mercy by Spirit De Mortis reviews
V/Evey after her torture at the hands of V. rated NC17 for sexual content.
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 8/16/2012
2B and Not 2B by Watson-A-Name92 reviews
AU. Darcy knew two things. One, her and Jane's black-haired new neighbor had a nice butt. Two, his brother was probably on steroids. Cue the prank war, spider-killing, puppy-sitting, and many other misadventures. Larcy, Thor/Jane.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,072 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Loki, Darcy L.
God's Child by Riot Siren reviews
Sherry Birkin's fate as you've never seen it before. Thrown into Wesker's world of intrigue, violence and madness, will she fight back against the darkness...or become part of it? SherryxWesker, SherryxJake. Reviews welcome!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 155,161 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 9/25/2011 - [Sherry B., A. Wesker] Jake M., Ada W.
Not Once by Zagury reviews
In a split second, Ellie loses Tess and is alone.
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Ellie, Joel, Tess - Complete
Sacrifice by Lost Violet reviews
Claire Redfield stikes a Faustian deal with Wesker and suffers the consequences of her selfless sacrifice.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,464 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Claire R., A. Wesker
Why Jill's his Favorite by Jervis Tetch Madness reviews
Albert Wesker and his pesky sunglasses start up rumors that arn't nessisarilly true, talk at work get some of his employs to try and rip off hismost prized accessory. Slenderman is also broght into the Equation of Conversation. {Warning, Humor is only seen when you close one eye, squint the other, and tilt your head to the left.} No Slash. Made purely for fun.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2013 - A. Wesker, Jill V. - Complete
Castiel's Wings by melchaz reviews
Younger Castiel and Balthazar. Castiel is teased in Heaven by his older brothers, but Balthazar's always there to cheer him up. Cute fluffiness and wings.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Castiel, Balthazar
Better Than Me by gamershojo reviews
Wesker thinking of Claire as he retires home after the incident. Songfic to Better Than Me by Hinder. WeskerXClaire
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2011 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
Movie Night by RemyKat reviews
A short bit of fun: a movie night with Claire, Alice and a few others. Revised very slightly, Dec.27th. Alice/Claire.
Resident Evil series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Alice, Claire R. - Complete
Knowledge by Spryte Magnus reviews
Set during the Abandon All Hope episode, the night before they go to fight Lucifer that they spend celebrating. Jo and Castiel have an argument about who's more knowledgable of the world. Jo decides to teach him a few things.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Castiel, Jo H. - Complete
55 Things Sookie Doesn't Know About Eric Northman by wicked18writer reviews
Pam writes Sookie a list of things she doesn’t know about Eric. The title is self explanatory, random silliness found. Bill bashing abounds but all done in good fun. Very minor book knowledge mentioned. No spoilers just a few names you won't recognize.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Buttons by SilverCookieDust reviews
Michael finds Alex sleeping in the tunnel and pokes him.
Prison Break - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Resident Evil Bloopers by Hammer of god reviews
Some funny scenes from all the Resident Evil games.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/10/2007
I Think I've Fallen for You by x.Redd.Phoenix.Flamez.x reviews
Resident Evil: Apocalypse. Well, another RE movie based fic that has to deal with the only couple I've written about. Takes place during the movie. Poem. This is what you get from me when I'm bored. AliceCarlos
Resident Evil series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Alice, Carlos O. - Complete
A Dream Worth Having by LadyWillow reviews
When Evey manages to save V from death on the Fifth of November, a chain of events are put into motion that show V what it is like to be a man, not an idea. [V Evey romance]
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007
Honestly Speaking by seabluemermaid reviews
Michael, Sara & Linc have a truth serum they're giving to Kim, Mahone and Kellerman. Just a fun piece, since we've only got 3 more real eps to go this season! I don't own Prison Break. Enjoy!
Prison Break - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
The Crying Game by Tangora reviews
Wesker owns a crying booth at a carnvial. Who will be the one to suck back the tears and earn the prize of 50? Read and review to find out!
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2007
A Cookie For Spike by websurffer reviews
The Slayer approaches Spike with an unusual offer. Oneshot Drabble.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Spike - Complete
Resident Evil Cage Match! by Tangora reviews
The Resident Evil survivors are forced in participate in a fight to the death against ever Resident Evil monster known to man! Bloodshed and swearing are soon to follow. Hosted by Albert Wesker. RxR
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,695 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006
Resident Evil Outakes by Alice-2000 reviews
Resident evil 1, 2, 3, CV and movie outakes!! ^_^
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2003 - Published: 2/21/2003
Never by Whiteowl1 reviews
Sarah and Jareth are caught fighting by Sarah's parents and an I Never game ensues
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2002
Resident Evil: Group Thearpy by Foxfire reviews
Resident Evil cast members have some healing to do...... Paraody, please R&R
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2001
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Trouble reviews
AU - Claire meets a a stranger at a club and hey, she could use a good night of fun..
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - A. Wesker, Claire R.
The Adventures Of reviews
Alice and Carlos are seperated from the convoy. Wesker's creating a new virus. No infected in sight. Dramatic in the first chapter but slowly turns hilarious.
Resident Evil series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,357 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Alice, Carlos O.
Valentines Day reviews
Jareth and Sarah Songfic.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
How To Piss Off A Certain Potions Master reviews
Title says it all. A new girl comes to Hogwarts and finds pleasure in making Snapes life a living Hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Severus S.
Crimson Red reviews
Alice has a dream from her past.
Resident Evil series - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Alice, A. Wesker