Author has written 6 stories for Phantom of the Opera, and Sherlock.
Hello, welcome to my profile. :)
Favourite Movies: Catch Me If You Can, Inception, X-Men First Class and Pride and Prejudice.
Favourite TV Shows: Sherlock and Doctor Who.
Favourite Fandoms: Star Wars, X-Men and Pride and Prejudice.
Favourite Characters: The main characters from my favourite fandoms, although I love The Master and Sherlock the most.
Pairings I like: Doctor11/River, Doctor10/Rose, Erik/Christine and Megamind/Roxanne.
Pairings I don't like: Erik/Meg, Erik/OC, Doctor11/Amy, Doctor10/Martha, Doctor10/Donna, Sherlock/Irene or Sherlock/OC.
Things I love in Fanfiction: Long stories, happy endings (happy does not have to mean sappy), when a story is updated, AU's and when the characters are not horribly OOC.
Things I hate in Fanfiction: Excessive swearing, sex, badly written humour, really obvious OOC-ness, bad spelling (When the whole story is filled with it), when an A/N interrupts the story half-way through the chapter, dirty-talk and slash.
I read fanfiction way more than I actually write it.
I love stories which have plots that take you on a huge journey.
I love all the AU's, about totally random things.
I like sad stories almost as much as I like fluff.
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Repost this if you truly
I don't write slash! if you don't write slash, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU THINK THAT BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS GOD'S GIFT TO WOMAN KIND, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE! AND GET IN LINE, AND HANDS-OFF TOO, THAT MAN'S MINE!
If you to are angry with the bbc for making all us doc who lovers wait until 2010 for the next series of doctor who copy and paste this into your profile
If you love doctor who just as much as I do copy and past this into your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever tripped over air add this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
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This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate child abuse put this on your profile.
If you hate Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you ever said something really embarressing just as the room went silent, put this in your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters... copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-fivepercent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, natureboy3, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, CelestialStorywriter, Moonagedaydreaming, EejitCat, 98Shaddowolff98
CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sarklingpool, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, CelestialStorywriter, Moonagedaydreaming, EejitCat, 98Shaddowolff98
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
95 percent of teenage girls are obsessed with Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato, if your part of the 5 percent that isn't Copy and Paste this onto your profile!
90 of teens would have a nervous breakdown if the Jones brothers were at the top of the empire state building, ready to jump. If you're the 10 that would be yelling 'jump!' post this on you're profile.
95 of teens would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus was at the top of a building, ready to jump. If youre the 5 that would be yelling 'jump, jump!' Post this on you're profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Pillsbury Dopegirl10, Yaoifangirl42,Animefreak469, ChibiUlquiorra, Blacksand1, ArktonDartorix, Darthdragon, XxThe Best Damn ThingxX, SilverHeart09, x-pick'n'mix-x, AssassinOfRome, 98Shaddowolff98
If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list; Akira'kitana, Fuzzy-Pamplemousse, The-Lonely-Child, KyrieofAccender, Songstressgirl07, IamthePhantomoftheOpera, othatpinkpuff, Erikroolsall, xXxMusexXx. 98Shaddowolff98
If you love random things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't see how it is possibly possible that someone could not LOVE the Phantom of the Opera as soon as they are introduced to it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can not imagine what you did before you knew about Phantom of the Opera and Fanfiction even if it was less than 3 months ago, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
Paste this to your profile if you think Christine is actually a HUMAN character with feelings and are sick of people calling her a bitch. Forget Raoul-defenders, bring on Christine-defenders!
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
If you've ever burst out into a song from Phantom of the Opera, copy and paste this onto your profile, then add your penname and the song(s): xXCourtney HaleXx (Masqurade, Stranger than you Dreamt it, Point of no Return, and Angel of Music) IamthePhantomoftheOpera (pretty much every one...) othatpinnkpuff (Angel of Music, Phantom of the Opera mostly, but pretty much all of them), Erikroolsall (Most of the songs except Prima Donna), xXxMusexXx (All of them, DUH!), 98Shaddowolff98 (Angel of Music, Wishing you were somehow here again, Phantom of the Opera the most.)
If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.
If you hate rap music, put this in your profile. Remember, you can't spell crap without rap!
If you have music in your soul, post this into your profile.
If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still), MiracleJade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate series), The Dawn Is Breaking (Edward Cullen -squee-, Edward Rochester (Jane Eyre)), xXCourtney HaleXx (Erik- Phantom of the Opera, Emmett Cullen- Twilight, Jasper Hale- Twilight, Sirius Black(When he was younger you pervs! Not Gary Oldman)) Dark Lady of the Sonnets (Erik-Phantom of the Opera, Artemis Fowl,), Erikroolsall (Erik/The Phantom but I like other charactes, just don’t have a crush on them), xXxMusexXx (Erik, Phantom of the Opera. LUFF.) 98Shaddowolff98 (Erik/The Phantom *sigh, Sherlock AND John (Not from the books, movie, Granada etc... O_O The Tv series, people.))
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile
If you love to write copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you want nothing more than to actually meet Erik in person, copy and paste this to you profile.
If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you still laugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile
If you watch a show that you would suffer through withdrawal or die without, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Booth and Brennan need to wake up, smell the coffee and make out, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
Copy and Paste if you cannot understand anyone who saw POTO and did not immediately become obsessed with it.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to slap 'em, put this in your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you get way too excited when books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you collect copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you don't think Orlando Bloom is God's gift to women, but that Gerard Butler is, then copy and paste this into your profile
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
MOST of people on fanfiction believe that 98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the few people who knows that statistic is a huge exaggeration, copy and paste.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you think you've picked up a little habit of rambling and noticing people don't really listen to what you say and just sort of nod and stuff and act like they both know what you're talking about and are listening from the Doctor, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever told someone you're voting Saxon, and they had no clue what you were talking about, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that the ancient cultures predict the end of the world in 2012 because that's when they will cancel Doctor Who, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like David Tennant more than Orlando Bloom, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed... If you are one of the 10 who would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're random and proud of it,copy and paste this in your profile.
If you’ve got a Sonic Screwdriver and/or want one, copy and paste this to your profile
Some people think that life is long. Others think that it’s short. If you believe that life is life and either way it’s gonna end so you should just go ahead and live it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
Steven Moffat classified Rose Tyler as the Doctor's "needy girlfriend," and that he had to hand it to the Doc for ditching her and 'palming her off on a copy of himself.' If this statements makes you very, very angry, join the club! (and copy this into your profile! And if you want needy, try Series 3 Martha! )
If you're one of the smart beings who know that Rose will return someday, put this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with Doctor Who,copy this into your profile.
If you've ever seen a movie or TV program/episode so many times you can quote it word for word and you do so at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, put this in your profile.
If you have walked under something that is two feet over your head, but ducked anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you like to quote things, copy this into your profile.
If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think flamers should get a life, put this in your profile.
If you are a girl and you don't wear make-up, or if you are a guy and you do, paste this in your profile because you rock.
If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.
If you go hyper from reading/watching/talking about Doctor Who copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you turn every conversation you're in around to Doctor Who copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a crush on a book character, copy this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews (or maybe even one review...), add this to your profile
If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, or TV etc. to come out/be release/premiere, copy this into your profile.
If you get irritated by people who use American spellings for character speech in stories that are set in Britain or Australia, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that Doctor Who and Torchwood are the Greatest Shows in the Galaxy, put this in your profile.
If you have a best friend that ALSO has an obsession with fanfiction and are very grateful to him/her for it, Copy and paste this onto your Profile!
If you hate child abuse put this on your profile
If you wish a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile
If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are a Movie Quoter, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you don't watch Laguana Beach, or the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
98% of teenegers do of has tried smokeing pot. If you're one of the 2%, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.
1. Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, find line 4.
There is no book. Sorry... :D
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
A kitchen stool.
3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Santa Clause 3
4.Without looking, guess what time it is:
look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
A clock and a kettle.
7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
8.Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?
The computer. (Duh!) My fanfiction profile, to be precise.
9.What are you wearing?
10.Did you dream last night?
Nope. I was dead to the world.
11.When did you last laugh?
A few moments ago.
12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Lots of stuff and it would take too long to name it all. :)
13.Seen anything weird lately?
My Fanfiction profile.
14.What do you think of this quiz?
15.What is the last film you saw?
Santa Clause 3.
16.If you became a muli- millionaire over night, what would you buy?
A house, a car, another car, 10 cats...that's about it, actually.
17.Tell me something about you that I don't know.
You don't know anything about me? OR DO YOU!?!?! (I'm random, there's something to answer your question.)
18.If you could change one thing in the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would you change?
The colour of grass. RED GRASS ALL THE WAY!!!! (Yes, Doctor Who reference...)
you like to dance?
Shifty eyes* Noooooo...
Was a president?
21.Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Melanie, Christiane, Andy, Julie. I don't know!!
22.Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jack, John, Mark, Taylor, Spencer, Jacob. Again, no idea.
List twelve of your characters from your fandoms, in no particular order.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Nope. Not really, might be a bit hard to find.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
...Yes. Hotter than an explosion from an ATOM BOMB!!!
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Uhhh, as far as I know, that's impossible. If we worked some fanfiction magic and just decided to do it for the heck of it, then I wouldn't know because I wouldn't have read it.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Y.E.S. Lots and lots. And MAN, did I enjoy them...
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hmm. Probably. John could replace Rory, he'd still be in medicine. LOL!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
I am adding the third option of: Neither.
7. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
"The day Jim Moriarty took his brother life away, Mycroft swore to himself, and John, that he would pay with his life for it." Category: Angst.
8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Uh Uh. At least, not that I am aware of.
9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
'When two broken worlds meet.'
10. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
'Girls just wanna have fun' - Cyndi Lauper. (What? It's all I could think of.)
11. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning! May contain deduction-rants, cat-fights, excessive slapping, unhealthy amounts of arrogance+snarkiness+ego and there may also be an illegally handsome consulting detective. Read at your own risk...
12. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Few days ago perhaps. Not very long ago.
"Do You Read Or Write Fanfiction?"
Well...that's a bit obvious isn't it? Yes, duh! ;)
"When Did You First Start Reading/Writing Fanfiction?"
"What Was Your First Fandom?"
Hunger Games to read, Phantom of the Opera to write in.
"What Website Do You Use The Most?"
...Fanfiction. Then possibly Deviant Art.
"What Do You Think Of Fanfiction.Net?"
I think it ROCKS!!! No, really, it's great.
"What Fandoms Have You Written In?"
Just two. Sherlock and Phantom of the Opera.
"Any Fandoms You Would Like To Write In?"
I would like to write in Doctor Who, but I never get around to it. Other than that, I'm happy with Sherlock for now.
"Do Reviews Affect How You Write In Any Way?"
Not really. Sure, if someone offers constructive criticism I'll take it, but otherwise...no.
"Do You Use A Beta?"
"What ratings do you read/write?"
Well, I normally read K-T but if a story is rated M but it is not that bad then I'll read it. It all depends on what the story is rated M for.
"What Warnings Have You Used On Your Fanfiction?"
I don't think I have used any, my stories are pretty tame. Wildly AU, yes, but tame.
"Do You Have Any Squirks?"
Things that irk me? Yes. I dislike it when grammar and spelling is really bad. I also find extremely awkward situations in stories extremely...well, awkward and I tend to shy away from them. I have also noticed that an increasing amount of people do not know the difference between lose and loose. I find this increasingly irking. Also, not using capital I's when they are used by themselves. I must admit, I was prey to this horrid grammar mistake, but a lovely reviewer corrected me on it and now it annoys me too.
"Do You Role-Play Online?"
"Have You Ever Stolen Something From Another's Person's Work?"
"Favorite Fandom To Write/Read?
Favorite to write would have to be Sherlock, since I know the characters well.
Favorite to read right now would be Star Wars and X-men.
Of all time? Erik/Christine.
KCS, Shy Snootles, Goldvermillion87 and Peahopeless
"How Long Should A Chapter Be?"
If it is a story with a plot, the chapters should be at least 1,000 or 2,000 words in my opinion. If it's a collection of drabbles etc. then it shouldn't be past 1,000 words give or take a couple of hundred. Again, in my opinion.
"Do You Read/Write Drabbles?"
Yes. Sometimes a drabble can say something much better than a chaptered story ever could.
"Any Fandoms You Avoid?"
Twilight, Highschool Musical and Harry Potter.
"Pairings You Avoid?"
Pretty much anything I don't like. (E.g. Erik/Meg)
"Warnings You Avoid?"
Lemon, Lime etc. Dub con, Non con for starters.
"Do The Number Of Reviews Tell You How Good A Story Is?"
No, not in my experience. I have enjoyed stories that only have a few reviews, but they didn't have many chapters. If there is a huge story that only has a few reviews, then that's different.
"What Do You Think Of Mary Sues?"
I can't say I have ever read a story with a Mary Sue, or perhaps I just didn't notice. Anyways, I can't really answer that...
"Have You Ever Flamed Someone?"
No. I have only ever wanted to twice and, oh how I wanted to, but it's rude and wrong. So I just settled for ranting to everyone about how terrible the stories were. (I shall not name names.)
"Have You Ever Been Flamed?"
No. I have received some rather nasty messages, but no one has flamed any of my stories...yet.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
FUN STUFF TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
4. My mother taught me LOGIC
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
7. My mother taught me IRONY
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
11. My mother taught me WEATHER
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
15. My mother taught me: ENVY
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
19. My mother taught me: ESP
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
25. My mother taught me about Justice
In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. WAY ahead of the game on that one.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionsals built the Titanic.
AAAAA-American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.
The voices in my head don't like you.
Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas.
Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided.
The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!
Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional.
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had.
Yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
Save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.
There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be
stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those
who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he
will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Who Am I?
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
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