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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I suck at writing stuff here, so I won't even try. This doesn't count as trying. Really, it doesn't.

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Getting Blitzed by Nolebucgrl reviews
The continuing adventures of Cockyback and Reed Girl. College is over and real life awaits. How will they handle the ups and downs thrown their way as Edward enters the NFL and Bella approaches graduation? Rated R for Rainbow. Sequel to Sideline Collision.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 154,297 - Reviews: 7681 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 16h - Published: 9/7/2014
Plowed by GeekChic12 reviews
On a dreary Monday morning, he plowed right in to her life. Will she see him for who he is and let him in? ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,860 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Bella, Edward
A Bastard's Girl by CaraNo reviews
Bella Cullen doesn't think highly of the Bastard bikers in her sleepy town of Fallbrook because she knows how that entire lifestyle worked out for her mom. When Edward Masen rolls into town from Nevada as the latest addition in the MC, Bella changes her mind…slightly. But it's not long before trouble arrives and makes her question everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 4/18 - Bella, Edward
The Age of Innocence by pattyrose reviews
On the eve of the Second World War, young Isabella has been taken from all she knows and is now stepdaughter to one of the richest men in America. Spending her summers in Washington State, she's unaware that this is where she & a young boy will find their fate, where childhood friendship will mature into the fiercest love: a love that must endure the end of innocence. Rated M. E&B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 167,898 - Reviews: 3963 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Bella, Edward
The Fall by MissWinkles reviews
She's got a bulletproof heart but he's got a hollow point smile. He's a gathering storm. A spark in the darkness. A bruised heart just waiting to happen. At rock bottom, Bella Swan has nowhere to fall but everything to lose.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,058 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Bella, Edward
Anyone Else But You by iambeagle reviews
Bella's clueless when it comes to men, especially her friend's boyfriend.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,991 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 3/7 - Bella, Edward
Until We Bleed by Livie79 reviews
The future was so bright, but we were blinded by the headlights. Now it's dark and we can't, we only have our memories. Baby, please, let me pull you close to me, save us from this misery. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,091 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 2/16 - Bella, Edward
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 4901 - Favs: 4,890 - Follows: 6,234 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
What She Deserves by GeekChic12 reviews
She deserves better than what I can give her. She deserves everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,262 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Times at Masen's by Isannah reviews
Good drinks, good food, and good company. That's what makes Good Times the place to be. What happens when Bella Swan offers owner Edward Masen more? AH, rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,431 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Bella, Edward
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10704 - Favs: 9,384 - Follows: 7,035 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Spin & Sway by pattyrose reviews
Sometimes, no matter how strong you are, life deals you blows that are too heavy to carry on your own. Sometimes, no matter how fragile you feel, you're the only one who can help bear the load of another. Sometimes when strong and fragile collide, the world spins and sways.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 231,157 - Reviews: 10436 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 2,537 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sear by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella, one week into a housesitting job, has an unexpected, late night visitor. Written using WitFits. Short. Drama and romance, of course, but also...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,344 - Reviews: 5596 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Artful Maneuvers by planetblue reviews
I needed to figure out who Edward Cullen was before he figured out me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,825 - Reviews: 6195 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Follow The Sun by MissWinkles reviews
Sometimes you have to stop thinking with your head and listen to your heart, follow which way the wind blows and dream with abandon. Because tomorrow is a brand new day, and who knows what it will bring. E/B. Fluffy as fuck, with some sweet salty love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 100,155 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Yours by GeekChic12 reviews
ON HIATUS - WILL COMPLETE: A summer fling. A surprise pregnancy. A high school sweetheart back home. Life is complicated. Years later, can two co-parents keep old feelings out of the equation when circumstances force them under the same roof? Will they want to? A birthday fic for Twilly. AH. Daddyward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,630 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Bella, Edward
A Heart Arcane by iambeagle reviews
There are people you get over. And then there's Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl Code by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Friends are forever, boys are whatever - unless it's Edward Cullen. Then the gloves come off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,149 - Reviews: 2899 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Tango in Forks by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
(PULLED TO PUBLISH) Bella Swan has spent a lifetime putting everyone else's needs before her own. Could a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger begin to change all of that? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 16907 - Favs: 8,617 - Follows: 5,699 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rest My Soul by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
On opposite corners of Third Street and Beale, two lonely people fight to stay that way. Her scars are on the surface, soft on her skin and in her eyes. His run bone-deep, seeped in bourbon and blues. EPOV. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 111,126 - Reviews: 2850 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 1,977 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Prettiest Regret by TheFicChick reviews
He looks like summer. He looks like freedom. He looks like the best kind of bad idea.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 375 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sleeping Angel by BlueIsSoul reviews
Sometimes I feel like I might drown in your memories. Their tendrils tug at me with the anguish of a greatest love. Some say that I will get over this, but I know I won't. No one ever really does.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,218 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Bella, Edward
Key West by pattyrose reviews
Bella is 5 minutes away from what's to be her happiest day - when a phone call changes it all. Frustrated and pissed-off, she embarks on a 10 day vacay to Key West, hoping for some space in which to clear her head, but when she meets the cocky, flirty and sexy-as-sin diving instructor, her plans take a much steamier turn. BxE Summer Short Story with M thru F updates. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,702 - Reviews: 3512 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High School Reunion by DayDreamingFairy reviews
Ten years after graduation, Bella goes to her high school reunion. Is Edward still the unattractive nerd he was back then, and what other surprises will this night bring her? Rated M: Lots of graphic lemons. Originally a one-shot written for the 2012 Public Lovin' Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,320 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
Watch Me Burn by Livie79 reviews
There were a lot of words to describe my relationship with Bella Swan. I just never imagine that "over" would be one of them. Entry for TLS Angst Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,617 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Barely Breathing by chocaholic123 reviews
A tortured professor consumed by a secret. A quiet student who catches his eye. He's barely existing. She's young and innocent. When she enters his hellish world, it shifts…again. AH. Short drabblish chapters from WitFit prompts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 35,968 - Reviews: 7253 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear by TheFicChick reviews
"It's the first time I realize that for all of the significance boy-Edward holds in my past, man-Edward is a stranger to me. The thought is at once liberating and heartbreaking, and I don't know what to do with it: how do you forgive someone who no longer exists? How do you hold a man accountable for a boy's carelessness?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 59,282 - Reviews: 7403 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
the bitter, the sweet by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's 24. She's got a career she loves, close family & friends, and a little girl she loves more than anything. She doesn't need anything more, but sometimes she sure wants it, and when Edward shows up he'll either upset the balance or make everything sweeter. A WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 64,190 - Reviews: 7513 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 1,984 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Bella - Complete
Badlands by planetblue reviews
Moonlight drives and sharpened knives. This is the story of us.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,301 - Reviews: 7188 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yes by GeekChic12 reviews
"He talks to me sometimes. I mean, it's usually sort of one-sided, but… every once in a while, he'll make eye contact with me, and I feel like I've won the lottery or something." A boy most people overlook. A girl who sees just how amazing he is. All human. High School. Dedicated to lellabeth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,020 - Reviews: 2644 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just A Kiss by MissWinkles reviews
All Bella wants is a kiss. Just one toe-curling, mind-numbing, world-rocking kiss. Enter; one night of alcohol-fueled mischief and who knows what could happen. E/B. Fluff. So much fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,027 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3432 - Favs: 4,631 - Follows: 3,723 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gate 19 by iambeagle reviews
After finding out her flight from Denver to Seattle has been cancelled, Bella accepts a ride from a stranger who is also hoping to get home for Christmas. ExB Christmas fluff, y'all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,513 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Bella, Edward
Reroute (A Departures futuretake) by TheFicChick reviews
"I chuckle because I may talk a big Pearl Jam game, but I was raised on the Beatles, and she is straight up massacring that song. If it were anyone else I'd be heading for the opposite end of the house, but it's Bella, and really I just want to be near wherever she is." (EPOV; written for the 2013 Fandom for Leukemia and Lymphoma Society fundraiser.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,408 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 141 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One-Night Stand in Locked-Down London by BlueIsSoul reviews
A disinterested, paranoid girl. A wealthy journalist with only one thing on his mind. Too much alcohol. A serial killer on the loose. Here's the problem with a one-night stand in locked-down London.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,688 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Complete
In Every Life (A Little Snow Must Fall) by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Life happens. It passes us by in fleeting moments filled with unexpected encounters. It gives us choices to say and do the right thing. And chances to make it better, even when our choices were wrong. A short holiday story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,774 - Reviews: 3703 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Agreement by Gemgirl65 reviews
A virgin. An escort. A contract signed. But falling in love wasn't part of the agreement... AH, E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 248,245 - Reviews: 6608 - Favs: 3,292 - Follows: 4,244 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
Let Me by iambeagle reviews
A story about two friends, a three-day music festival, and stupid love. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,568 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 8931 - Favs: 5,703 - Follows: 3,435 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rescission by GeekChic12 reviews
We met. We got off. We went home. We weren't lovers. We weren't even friends. We were f- buddies. It worked... Until it didn't. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,748 - Reviews: 2187 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 2,279 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Professionally Personal by DH78 reviews
Aspiring tattoo artist, Bella Swan works a nine-to-five job at Cullen Energy, Inc. When forced to work with the cold, elusive, and very hot CEO, she discovers they have something in common. Can she keep things professional personal? E/B Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,111 - Reviews: 2226 - Favs: 3,099 - Follows: 3,352 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
The Art of Getting Fluffed by ChocolateSparrow reviews
Like every professional, Edward Cullen needs the right tools for the job. But what happens when they just don't work anymore? Cue Bella Swan, an expert at being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The adventures of Bunny and Fluff. Short funny chapters rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 68,100 - Reviews: 4390 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Edward, Bella
Confessions After Dark by 2DrunkUnicorns reviews
"Everyone has something they'd like to confess…" Every Friday night, he calls. And every time he calls, I listen. A story about what happens when fantasy blends into reality – when the secrets we share are just as important as the secrets we keep.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,240 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Legacy by pattyrose reviews
Legacy - A gift; sometimes unknowingly bestowed. Bella met Edward in a London pub, never imagining where each would be 7 years later: he a Congressman fueled by ever-growing political ambition, she the woman with an explosive secret that can end all his dreams. But Bella might soon find that revenge isn't all it's cracked up to be, and that Edward may harbor his own dark secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 233,203 - Reviews: 15283 - Favs: 5,253 - Follows: 4,596 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hooked Up and Locked Down by LayAtHomeMom reviews
All he wants is a distraction. And a distraction is what he gets when a night out with friends leads to a steamy hook-up. Of course, sometimes things look different in the morning... but that's the trouble with one-night stands in locked down Boston.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,207 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mud, Sweat & Beers by SparrowNotes24 reviews
Boot camp in the freezing winter sounds like hell on earth, but is there anything that would make it bearable? Bring on the sexy soldiers! A little bit of fun, a smidgen of angst, and a whole bucket load of muddy lovin'. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,078 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 10218 - Favs: 5,259 - Follows: 4,032 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13452 - Favs: 4,408 - Follows: 3,408 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19303 - Favs: 8,458 - Follows: 6,610 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12252 - Favs: 7,519 - Follows: 6,180 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen? Rated M for Edward's dirty mouth, Bella's inner whore, embarrassing situations and lemons galore…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 3785 - Favs: 4,056 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4223 - Favs: 3,700 - Follows: 3,182 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14886 - Favs: 9,268 - Follows: 5,314 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hot Seat by TheFicChick reviews
Liberal left? Meet conservative right. Wearing tight pants and a self-satisfied grin. (ExB, AH, one-shot.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 343 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12553 - Favs: 6,162 - Follows: 5,984 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Begins Like This by iambeagle reviews
A story about long-distance love. It begins with 'Then' and ends with 'Now'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,865 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Call by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
The past she's struggling to remember is the time he'd rather forget. Can they move beyond the scars and forge a new beginning together? Or have they missed their Last Call? AH, Rated M for things adults say and do.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 209,512 - Reviews: 4488 - Favs: 1,856 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seventh and Pine by iambeagle reviews
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 2,025 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Breakers by les16 reviews
After spending 7 years in prison, Edward gets a new start in the fishing village of Corea, Maine. Can a little girl and her mom, Bella, see beyond his past and can they all find love again...or will the ocean swallow them whole?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 324,923 - Reviews: 7462 - Favs: 4,370 - Follows: 2,924 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Will I Know by deb24601 reviews
You don't get over Edward Cullen. Even when he was never really yours. A story about wanting, needing and, eventually, knowing. AH. Inspired by Jan 2012 Witfit prompts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,503 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2677 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8249 - Favs: 4,605 - Follows: 4,223 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Give Away Girl by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn't want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella. Rated M. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 244,020 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 2,460 - Follows: 1,873 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fall & Rise by CaraNo reviews
A new town, a new life, too many secrets. The McCarty siblings struggle to hide a past they can barely remember but that has left great scars. When someone gets too close, Emmett and Bella back off. What they didn't count on was that Edward, Alice, Rose, and Jasper refused to give up. And what Edward didn't count on was that he'd fall in love twice. Repost of my first fic. HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,045 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Edward, Bella
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4144 - Favs: 2,849 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,249 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,719 - Follows: 3,000 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11452 - Favs: 4,496 - Follows: 3,701 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7373 - Favs: 10,171 - Follows: 5,738 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 6899 - Favs: 6,548 - Follows: 4,944 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen Days by purelyamuse reviews
Bella meets Masen at the local skate park. He's a quiet, mysterious loner. She wants to help him, love him even. Will he let her? Or will he skate away like he always does? AH. 3rd Place Winner in the Boys on Boards contest! Now an EXPANDED multi-chap!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,922 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Learning Curve by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 83,353 - Reviews: 13590 - Favs: 3,268 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8303 - Favs: 5,679 - Follows: 4,203 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rebound by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
If the person is so right, does it matter if the timing is all wrong? E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12855 - Favs: 7,656 - Follows: 6,166 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 4,406 - Follows: 4,530 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5178 - Favs: 3,755 - Follows: 2,448 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 4035 - Favs: 3,924 - Follows: 2,808 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8124 - Favs: 8,178 - Follows: 8,401 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Work of Art by abstract way reviews
Brilliant artist Edward is celebrated in the art world, but are trappings of fame also destroying him? In the lust filled world of art-whores & predators, feisty Bella knocks him off his pedestal. Will he realize that she alone has the power to heal him? ...Note: The primary story of Work of Art was pulled and published.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,951 - Reviews: 6419 - Favs: 2,881 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6542 - Favs: 5,747 - Follows: 3,500 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Who I Am by pattyrose reviews
Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 362,984 - Reviews: 5946 - Favs: 5,668 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 4993 - Favs: 5,854 - Follows: 3,693 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3579 - Favs: 4,609 - Follows: 3,397 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 3,763 - Follows: 3,261 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8796 - Favs: 5,512 - Follows: 3,835 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4671 - Favs: 3,650 - Follows: 3,654 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9332 - Favs: 6,380 - Follows: 3,685 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5661 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Retail Therapy by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella is successful and strong and has everything she thinks she wants in life. A chance meeting with a mysterious Edward one night, potentially changes everything she thought she knew and wanted. AU/AH/Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,825 - Reviews: 5025 - Favs: 3,650 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2910 - Favs: 3,296 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Naughty Secrets by A Little Distracted reviews
Bella is a school librarian leading a naughty secret life. Edward is a history teacher with a naughty obsession. If he could only see what is right in front of his face... AU/AH - Rated M for Hot LEMONS! Each chapter alternates POV's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 2320 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4787 - Favs: 4,043 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5742 - Favs: 9,398 - Follows: 3,144 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8685 - Favs: 14,120 - Follows: 2,923 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Everlasting Light reviews
I only went to this talk show to see the Black Keys perform.. But I had to go and win some stupid price, and now they expect me to go on a date with all-time favorite and all kinds of sexy movie star Edward Cullen! Yeah, I don't think so, dudes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,263 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Bella, Edward
Better Together reviews
Bella has to sit through the annual gala of Black Industries for the entire evening. Being Jacob Black's fiancée, soon-to-be CEO of Black Industries, she has no choice but to endure the boredom. Her plan to break things off with Jake the next day is what's getting her through this night. Unexpected events lead her to do things a little differently, however... One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,775 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Bella - Complete