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Welcome to my profile. My only claim to fame is that, as far as I am aware, I invented the word "Thaumolocation" (the same as "Echolocation" only using waves of pure magic, rather than waves of sound or an actual detection spell like Homenum Revelio) for OnTheImportanceOfLungs. I intended to give it to him outright, since I basically just took the idea from Terry Pratchett's "Thaumameter", but he insisted on giving me credit for it.

About Me:

I think the most important thing you need to know is that I don't write stories - I have no imagination - so don't ask me to. You'll be lucky to even get a review from me, though, since that's probably why you're here, I'll cover those below. I suppose I should describe myself a bit, to stop you buggers complaining. Before that, let me give you the first rule of writing: Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mist aches.

The second most important thing about me (that is relevant) is that I do not consider the movies to be canon. Not only do they open up even more plot-holes than the books themselves (and that's no small number), but there were a lot of changes from the books that I couldn't really get behind. Some were small, like Harry having blue eyes (would it have killed them to get him some green contacts? Not like his bright green eyes are an oft-mentioned trait or anything...), while others made no sense at all - Umbridge breaking into the room of requirement, Hagrid's attempt to escape via road in the "Battle over Little Whinging" (key word, over), and that pointless train sequence in "Deathly Hallows Part 1", to name just a few. They couldn't even keep the spell-naming or effects consistent (adding "Maxima" to the end should not universally increase the power of almost any spell, and what the hell was up with Rictusempra in the second movie?), either between the book/movie transitions or between each movie individually. That's not to say I didn't enjoy them, or that they weren't entertaining, I just don't consider them canon.

As I've said, I don't write. I have a lot of trouble getting scenarios from my head onto paper (or computer) because I try to get them all organised before I write them, rather than writing first and rephrasing later - combine that with the fact that I tend to be very verbose, and my terrible memory, and it's easy to see why writing is simply too difficult for me.
I do, however, read. Avidly. That's why I'm here - I'm looking for good fan fiction, and it's rather hard to come by. Despite what you may have heard, orthography (spelling, punctuation, etc) and grammar are vitally important to the success of a story. If you are terrible at these aspects of a story, it is essential that you get a Beta Reader. Given the proliferation of word-processing programs, there's simply no excuse for blatant misspellings (I use British English, but I accept American English as long as it's consistent). Homophone confusion is slightly more understandable, but you should proof-read things to ensure that you're using the right word. One thing I will say is that any fic which makes Harry a demon/veela/werewolf/vampire/whatever, or gives him some physical impairment (blind/mute/deaf/amputee/etc), is probably not going to appeal to me - the latter definitely not. I do love time-travel fics though, and small adjustments made to his living situation. I can definitely see the Dursleys physically abusing him, to go with the mental train-wreck they inflicted on him as a child. Soul bonds are iffy - I've seen a few where they were done extremely well, but for the most part it's simply unnecessary. Speaking of which...


Ships:

I prefer Harry-centric fics, but that doesn't mean the point of view must be his; it just needs to involve Harry as a major character. It is his series, after all. Any combination of Harry along with Hermione and/or Luna is awesome. To my amusement, H/Hr is generally known as "Harmony", while Paladeus calls H/Hr/L "Lunar Harmony" and, as far as I know, he is master of that domain. Harry/Tonks (Honks) is another good one, as is Harry/Daphne and Harry/Susan (basically OC inserts with a basis). There are a couple of good Harem fics, too. Harry/Ginny is just a little creepy to me - she looks like his mother, for starters. He's got enough problems after a decade of horrible abuse, without giving him an Oedipus complex.

I don't read Harry/Male ships. It's nothing homophobic (that would be a bit stupid, since I already mentioned the Harem fics and all), I just find it too OOC to enjoy the fic properly. As far as I'm concerned, Harry isn't gay or bisexual, and I don't really enjoy any fics where this is the case. That's my choice. I don't much like fem!Harry either, because I just can't realistically see that happening - "Renegade Cause" by Silens Cursor finds a neat way of getting around the plausibility issue though. I'm not fond of completely OC relationships, but if they're done well they can be interesting as a compliment to the main ship.


Characters:

A lot of characters went woefully under-developed in canon, but thankfully the fandom has no qualms about adding to them. We'll start with the Golden Trio, and move on from there.

Harry: A bit of a moody bastard, but his heart's in the right place. JKR really pissed me off with the way Harry tries to push everybody away from him, and he really needs a good shouting match to get him to listen to his friends. There's not much more I can say, really...he's the main character in most fics, and both Dark and Light alignments have their merits, though Grey is the most realistic. His abuse at the hands of the Dursleys is woefully underexplored in the canon, but it's definitely there. At the very least, he was mentally abused and beaten by his cousin - the fact that he had enough practice to dodge a "heavy blow" with a frying pan tells me that he probably suffered worse than is let on, especially in the movies.

Ron: I'm in two minds about Ron. On the one hand; he's Harry's longest-standing friend among his peers, one of the first people to accept him, and fairly loyal despite a few bouts of stupidity. On the other; he's lazy, has jealousy issues, he's horribly prejudiced against Slytherins (and, in some cases, Muggles), and he seems to go out of his way to make Hermione cry. His greatest desire is to outshine all of his brothers, but he doesn't do anything to make that dream a reality. If I'd known my heart's desire at age 11, you can bet your ass I would have worked hard to get it (I still don't know what I want from life, and it's actually proving quite problematic). Then there's the canon relationship. There's no way that Hermione should have ended up with Ron - bickering and arguing does not equal unresolved sexual tension, and a constant state of warfare does not a relationship make. Plus, for the perpetual overachiever to aim to end up in a relationship with somebody like RON - that's so OOC that I wouldn't be surprised if JKR turned around and said "Well of course there were love potions involved...", we already know Molly seems proud of her own use of the blasted things, unfortunately it wouldn't be too far out of character for Ron to do something like that. Don't get me wrong, he's definitely redeemable, but it usually takes a lot of work by the author, and he just plays the "jealous, greedy, selfish git" card so well during canon that any major changes can be hard to achieve - "Notebooks and Letters", by Chem Prof, does an exceptional job of redeeming Ron while still allowing his negative traits to show through. When he's redeemed, he goes well with Luna, or an OC. I can understand why people who haven't read the books argue that they go well together in the films - a lot of the worse aspects of Ron's personality are removed, altered, or omitted, and he ends up slightly more likeable.

Hermione: I really hate when people come up with stupid nicknames for her (Herms? Hermy? Seriously? Even Herm-own-ninny is better than that...at least Krum made an effort) in an attempt to make them cute (it's fine just to annoy her though). If no one abbreviated her name, ever, in seven books...why do some people have this insufferable urge to suddenly create a nickname (usually badly) and then act as if they've always called her by it? Hermione is a fantastic name and there's no need to ruin it by cutting bits off. As a character, I love her; she's smart (which is incredibly sexy, no matter what anyone says), she has a heart of gold, and she loves to learn. In most fics, she also ends up with a great sense of humour (one aspect I wish had been developed more in canon), she truly wants to do the right thing, and usually has a bit of a kinky side to her to boot. In short, she's absolutely perfect, and if Harry can't see that then maybe he should have died at Voldemort's hands. Yes, she does sometimes harp on a bit, but I can't think of a single fic I've enjoyed where Hermione ends up as an antagonist. She usually ends up in the best friend or girlfriend role, which is exactly where she should be. If not with Harry, she's probably best paired with Neville.

Ginny: I don't know what Harry sees in her. She is pretty much unmentioned (aside from the whole Chamber deal) throughout the first four books. From fifth year onward, she's dated pretty much every guy in her year and the one above, and she very probably used a love potion on Harry, especially with the whole "chest monster" thing - chest monsters do NOT sound like a healthy basis for a relationship. Fics where she turns out bad are all too common, because it's simply built into her character. I don't like her very much, but she CAN be redeemed. The movies actually did a very good job of that, in my opinion.

Neville: TOTALLY underused in canon. Deathly Hallows gave him some of his dues, but I love fics where Neville comes into his own a bit sooner, and hangs around with Harry (especially in Ron's place), because he's just such a nice guy. He's loyal, brave, reliable, smart (and if Snape leaves him alone he usually ends up being a good all-round student), and just the right amount of shy. He goes really well with Luna, Hannah Abbott, Susan Bones, or Hermione. He deserved his place in the final film, so just deal with it.

Luna: Another seriously underused goldmine. Luna can range from a grounded genius who plays the "Loony" card to keep everybody off-balance, to an off-kilter mind damaged by her mother's death, her father's eccentricity and apparent delusions, and years of loneliness. Either way, she's just one of those people you feel like you have to hug, and she doesn't have a jealous or hurtful bone in her body. I really wish she had more screen-time in the films and books (page-time?). I like her to end up either with Harry, Neville, or occasionally Ron - she usually winds up being a close friend though. Everybody needs a Luna in their life.

Gred and Forge: These two are geniuses, and easily my favourite Weasleys. Some fics portray them as bullies, but I can't say their pranks ever seemed to amount to anything more than a bit of harmless fun; the only people who actually suffered at their hands really did deserve it. Sometimes they get a bit carried away, but they're teenageers so it's only to be expected, and they apologised in the canon whenever they felt they (or anyone else) had gone too far. Even if Ron and Ginny turn bad, it's really hard for me to believe these two would abandon their friends. Not to mention that they have some of the best lines in either canon or the fandom, and some of the ideas that people come up with for them are truly inspired. Fred is my favourite of the two, because he has some of the better lines and actions in the books (a lot of the really important or funny things seem to be Fred), but they're always going to be a double act - I hate that Rowling killed him.

Susan Bones/Hannah Abbott: I'm pairing these two because (like the twins) you never really see one without the other. Susan is another great fanfiction goldmine. She has a close relationship with her aunt, the head of the DMLE, and will often end up close to the main cast, if not paired with Harry or Neville. Anywhere Susan goes, Hannah is fairly sure to follow, and makes a great ship for Neville if he's free. The interactions between this pair are usually really great fun to read, and their relative lack of character development means that they can be made to fit most roles.

Daphne Greengrass/Tracy Davis: I'm pairing these two together for the same reason as above. They have NO character development in canon, and their combined appearances can be counted on the fingers of a blind butcher's hand. This makes either of them the perfect Slytherin girlfriend for Harry, since they're effectively OCs with officially sanctioned names - even more so than Susan and Hannah.


Spells:

If there's one thing that annoys me more than any other, it's when people get spell classifications or incantations wrong. Create new spells, by all means, or refer to existing ones by their incantations, but make sure that you at least try to use and name existing spells correctly - check the Harry Potter Wiki, or the Harry Potter Lexicon, if you aren't sure about the spelling of an incantation. If you're unsure whether a spell exists, try searching for its effects. Bear in mind that even sites like the Wiki aren't perfect (JKR's spell descriptions were also contradictory on occasion), and modifying the explained spell effects while still retaining the generally accepted result is perfectly acceptable. An example would be "Deprimo": the Wiki states that it "forces a target towards the ground" or "exerts downward pressure", when really it was only used once in canon. To extrapolate from that one data-point and assume that it acts specifically downwards is idiotic - all we really know for sure is that it exerts force in the direction the caster aims, since Hermione points her wand at the floor in the Lovegood's house and exerts enough pressure to create a hole. If you fired it at a person, would it force them to the ground, or away? Fus-ro-DAH! (I couldn't resist)

Starting from basics, there are seven known spell types: Transfiguration, Charms, Healing spells, Jinxes, Hexes, Curses, and Counter-spells. Wards are not a spell type, for the same reason blood magic is not a spell type - they all fall into one of the other categories and have too many different uses.

Transfiguration spells: Alter the appearance or form of an object, essentially changing its chemical structure; changing what an object is. There are four branches of Transfiguration - in ascending order of difficulty: Transformation, Vanishment, Conjuration, and Untransfiguration.

Charms: Alter the properties of an object, essentially changing the physics; changing what an object is doing. An object or area under a long-lasting charm is said to be "enchanted" or "bewitched". Examples of common charms include the Hover Charm, Banishment Charm, Summoning Charm, or Disarming Charm. Most protection spells are also charms - such as the Muggle-Repelling Charm (Repello Muggletum), and the Shield Charm (Protego).

Healing spells: Fairly self-explanatory, these spells are used to heal injuries - they are a subset of both charms and transfiguration (usually conjuration), but are classified separately because they have no purpose or use other than healing. Examples of healing spells would be Episkey, Ferula, or Anapneo.

Jinxes: These are minor irritations or inconveniences, which are usually more playful or annoying than they are dangerous. The Jelly-Legs Jinx, Tripping Jinx, Impediment Jinx, or Knockback Jinx are good examples.

Hexes: Major inconveniences which have some dark connotations, and can be seen as a minor form of dark magic. These are usually meant to cause some degree of pain or discomfort, but not to maim or kill. These include the Instant-Scalping Hex, Bat-Bogey Hex, and Knee-Reversal Hex.

Curses: The darkest of magic, curses are used only to cause severe damage to people or objects, or to impose the caster's will on another. Examples include the Reductor Curse, Entrail-Expelling Curse, Torture Curse, Imperius Curse, and Killing Curse.

Counter-spells: These are used to counter the effects of any other spell. There are specific counters to many individual spells, and some branches of magic (such as Untransfiguration) are entirely composed of counter-spells, but not all spells have a counter. The most common and well known counter-spell is Finite Incantatum, which counters the effects of most non-instant spells, such as Transfigurations, Charms, Jinxes, and Hexes - some advanced Charms or Transfigurations cannot be countered in this way, however, as they are too complex. Curses tend to instantly inflict direct harm upon contact (cuts, abrasions, bruises, fractures, etc) which cannot be directly countered, only healed using the appropriate healing spells - even those that are non-instant (such as the Flagrante curse) tend to be unresponsive to a simple Finite. On the same note, most healing spells fix such harm immediately and do not "wear off", so they cannot be countered - notable exceptions being conjurations, such as Ferula (which conjures and applies a splint for broken limbs), which can be countered as normal.

Spells are classified by their intended effects, not their possible effects. This becomes apparent when comparing spells with similar effects, such as Diffindo and Sectumsempra. Diffindo is the Severing (or Cutting) Charm and, although it can be used to cut flesh, it is not usually used to harm others. In those circumstances where it is used as an offensive spell, it should be referred to as either a charm or hex - it's not weak enough to be called a jinx, nor powerful enough to be called a curse; it creates fairly minor wounds that can be healed like any other cut (unless overpowered to the point of severing limbs, though there is nothing preventing reattachment). Sectumsempra is the Severing Curse, created by Severus (how fitting) Snape, and has no purpose other than causing severe pain and mutilation (often irreparable) to the target. It is blatantly obvious that the only difference between a Charm, Jinx, Hex, and Curse is the severity of the intended effect - a Tripping Jinx could be just as deadly as the Killing Curse, if used at the top of a flight of stairs, but the jinx is not usually intended to kill, and you would never refer to it as the "Tripping Curse" because the effect simply is not severe enough to fit the definition. When referring to a spell by name and classification (rather than by incantation), ensure you make the effort to assign it the right terms.


Reviews

If you're reading this, I either gave you a review, or you're bored. Either way, this is probably the best place for you. Read over the following sections and see which fits the review best, then go to the appropriate result to find out what it means.

Review types

Type 1: If my review was too critical of your spelling, grammar, scenario, or other such frivolities, and you feel some other aspects of your story redeem it - go to the section marked "Result 1".
Type 2: If my review was too sarcastic for you to understand, or overly condescending - go to the section marked "Result 2".
Type 3: If my review was fairly neutral, and criticism was tempered by a few rays of light present - go to the section marked "Result 3".
Type 4: If my review was complementary, or you can't face the music and want to pretend you're worth something - go to the section marked "Result 4".

If you found my review funny, regardless of the type of review I gave you, then you're as broken as I am. Congratulations!

Results

Result 1: You are the fucking bane of my existence. You are clearly a failure as a student of the English language, and I would thank you to get the hell off my page in case your illiteracy is contagious. I don't want to go through my life using alphanumeric bastardisations of words, and removing letters in an attempt to make them "cool". It's not cool. If I ever started talking like that, I would honestly just kill myself. In fact, you should probably just kill yourself too. Kill yourself right in the face for being such a waste of potentially useful atoms. That calcium in your bones could be used to make a new fucking element, and it's being wasted on you. There's no excuse for your pathetic attempt at a story, especially not with the abundance of spellcheckers and Beta readers and word processing programs. If you can't even write a proper fucking sentence, even with ALL of that aid, how could ANY other aspect of your story redeem that? Wankers. If I even bothered to review something that falls into this category, it means that it was so bad that I couldn't just ignore it, and you'd do the world a favour by just deleting the entire thing.

Result 2: You're almost as bad as the first lot. Get the hell out. If I was sarcastic or made fun of your story, then your story is such a pile of trash that I wouldn't use it to wipe my ass if the alternative was thistles. I don't spare people because it was "their first story" or because I might "offend" them with my criticism...if you earned yourself a mocking, then it means you aren't suited to writing and you should just stop before you hurt yourself. It's nothing personal - I can't write either. Don't try to do something you're no good at, because you're just going to embarrass yourself and piss off the rest of us. Send your idea to a well-written, established fanfic author who does that type of story, and see if they can make something good out of it. They might even credit you as an inspiration.

Result 3: Alright, now we have some hopefuls...you might have the basic outline of a story there. You need to get your ideas straight, come up with a good plotline, and adjust the story so that whatever problem I've mentioned is no longer there. If your story chops and changes so much that nobody can keep up, your descriptions are weak and your entire story rushed, or if you randomly swap between points of view or tenses, you need to fix that. When that's done, maybe send me a message to let me know that you've improved it. I won't be neutral a second time, so make sure you've got something worth reading.

Result 4: And finally we come to the actual authors. I love you guys, seriously. You give me so much entertainment with your masterful story-writing ability that I can never thank you enough. Sometimes it's a good plotline, sometimes it's a hilarious parody, and sometimes it's a lemon: we all read them, don't bother denying it - somebody has to write them and I am thankful for those who do - sometimes you just need to get out of the woefully unrealistic celibacy of JKR's canon. I can't imagine somebody going through puberty and not once even thinking about sex, no matter WHAT ship you like - the closest they get is a few snogs. And yes, I realise this is a children's book series; if she can include serious injury, maiming, torture, and death, then she can include a few swear words and a couple of sexual thoughts. The main point of this section is just to thank you for the wonderful world of fanfiction you've created. You're the best people ever, and I hope you continue to write.


Annoyances:

This is the final section. Things that piss me off when included in Harry Potter fanfiction.

1) Mixing up spell effects or names. As I mentioned above, I have no problem with people using spells in unique ways, or creating their own spells, but please make sure that the spells do what you think they do, and are called what you think they're called. For example, Expelliarmus is not the "disarming curse", or "disarming hex", it's the disarming charm. There is also a major difference between vanishing and banishing - the banishing charm, Depulso, is the opposite of the summoning charm, Accio. Summoning brings an object to the caster, banishing forces it away. If the intended effect is for something to disappear, then the incantation you are looking for is Evanesco, the Vanishing Spell, and it causes an object to disappear. The Vanishing Spell is effectively the opposite of a conjuration spell, like Aguamenti.

2) Canon-type stories narrated in first person past tense. If it's written in that style then it's probably either a detective story, a diary, or personal memoirs. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against those types of stories - they really can be great - but don't narrate a story entirely in the first person style while writing it like the canon books. The Harry Potter universe, unlike many detective stories, does not lend itself well to being written in that style, so unless it's an in-universe book, diary, or conversation, it will probably turn out badly. "Growing up Granger", by MattD12027, is an example of a well-done first-person story, written in-universe as Hermione's memoirs. The Hunger Games are a great example of a first person present tense story that I enjoyed immensely.

3) Stories narrated in third person present tense. That isn't even a diary, it's a goddamn commentary. I'm not watching a bloody sports game here, and you're not directing a play. First person present tense can work - writing it as if following the narrator's thoughts can make for an interesting story (see "Birth of a Name" by Nonjon) - but third person present tense just sounds stupid.

4) Name changes. One of the single most frustrating things in all of fanfiction. To use an extremely appropriate analogy - if you want to play in the sandbox, you have to follow the rules. You can play whatever game you like with JKR's toys, or bring your own, but you don't break them just because you don't like the way they look. This is directly analogous to renaming characters. You can change the roles of the toys, put them in different places, or make them act differently... but renaming characters is the same as snapping a toy car's spoiler just because you don't want it to have one. You could ignore it, or play with a different car (including one of your own), but you're choosing to break this one for no other reason than to make yourself feel better. Harry (Harrison, Harold, Hadrian...fuck you.) is the worst victim of this practice, but he's by no means the only one. Do not do this.

5) Stories where the author makes a character (especially one I love, but it applies to most) self-contradictory. I know, a lot of authors (J.K. included) do this, but it's the clear-cut contradictions that annoy me most. The best example I can think of is from one fic I read (the name of which escapes me), a long time ago, where Hermione didn't believe in things like Nargles, Wrackspurts, or Snorkacks, specifically because the only evidence was Luna's word and the Quibbler. That's typical Hermione, and exactly what would be expected. She was also strongly Christian, despite the only evidence for Christianity being the Bible: a book written by more than a score of authors, all at least half a century after the events described (some MUCH later), who had a third-hand account at best, and the contents of which were determined by popular vote based on what was being read out at sermons most often. There's no way a logical Hermione would just blindly accept such a book, especially given her strong sense of morals (have you read the Bible? That book talks about slavery, cannibalism, misogyny, child abuse, and even genocide as if they're ever justifiable actions - a great moral compass you have there). Yes, she accepted Lockhart in a similar situation, but she was thirteen, he was charming, and he duped a great many people before his incompetence was shown (at which point she renounced him completely). This leads me straight into...

6) Inclusion of strongly religious quotations and practices as "positive" story aspects or references, especially (but not exclusively) from Christianity. I can't see any witch or wizard being all that religious, but why not read the Bible (or other assorted holy books) yourself, then see if you can honestly tell me that a magical person (or the loving parents of such) would follow that doctrine - even those who were raised religious would likely change once they found out about magic, given that the alternative is, quite literally, suicide. I can definitely see it as being the direct cause of a lot of problems between Muggle parents and their magical children, however.
Even thinking about some of the things written in that book makes me feel nauseous, and I don't think I'll ever understand how anybody can use "good Christian boy/girl" as a compliment. Would you rather I behaved a certain way because I believed that was the way I thought was best, or because that was how an ancient book written by scientifically clueless, superstitious, morally bankrupt desert-dwellers told me to behave? That's an insult. A well hidden, subtle insult, but an insult nonetheless. Then again, I can't think of a decent reason why anybody would raise a child to believe in whichever religion they follow before they are old enough to understand the concept. Even with the best of intentions, it's simply taking advantage of the power an adult has over a child's mind... And yet some people see no problem with this. If I ever have children (you generally need a relationship for that, and that's a whole other issue), they will definitely be aware of the existence of religion, and I will wholeheartedly encourage any inquiries they have. I'm not about to force my atheism on my children, because that would make me no better than those I'm criticising.
Alright, that's my rant over.
I'm not even sorry.
P.S. I don't consider Christmas as a strictly religious event, not least because non-religious people celebrate too. Early Christians decided to celebrate their saviour's birthday on the same date as the Roman Winter Solstice (among other things) because incorporating other peoples' holidays is a good way to give your ideas a foothold. If Jesus was actually born in a stable on the 25th of December (if he even existed at all, mind you, and even evidence of that is sketchy) then I'll eat my laptop. Whole.

OK. I'm finished. Off you go. Shoo. Go on, get out, so I can go back to reading stories in peace. And take my soapbox with you, it's cluttering up my space.

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The After Years by mnidl reviews
Post-war: The battle may be over, but Harry Potter now has new complications in his life - namely, three witches all vying for his affections. Not harem, but possible sexual situations/lemons. All credit to abovethestars@TDA for the banner!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,706 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 5h ago - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks, Gabrielle D., Daphne G.
Veela Various by Cibbler reviews
A few months after the final battle Fleur's Veela magic choose Harry as her mate. It doesn't quite stop there though, as Hermione Granger is about to find out. H/Hr/F, Harry/Hermione/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,354 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,901 - Updated: 8h ago - Published: 4/28/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,289 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 2,730 - Follows: 3,721 - Updated: 11h ago - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 208,778 - Reviews: 3431 - Favs: 4,279 - Follows: 5,626 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 167,803 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,931 - Follows: 3,989 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 152,483 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 2/13/2008
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a hellish future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Juggling his violent past, Sidhe politics, and a questionable sanity, he fights to stay ahead of enemy intrigue. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,014 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 3,530 - Follows: 3,872 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Unlike a Sister by MADharmony reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry told Ron he saw Hermione as his sister. Now, Hermione is in danger and Harry's feelings for her begin to change dramatically, jeopardizing everything he once knew. An epilogue compliant fic. Rated M for sex and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 214,682 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 685,103 - Reviews: 8183 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/4/2005
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 363,447 - Reviews: 3889 - Favs: 4,324 - Follows: 5,043 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 306,825 - Reviews: 4842 - Favs: 6,634 - Follows: 7,918 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5076 - Favs: 7,017 - Follows: 7,587 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Story by Dad by Dad9 reviews
A post HBP book seven substitute started well before DH. It is a HHr book. Ron and Ginny stay likable. I try to stay with the canon as much as possible and will eventually explain all actions and abilities. Please read the intro for more details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 138 - Words: 935,446 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3019 - Favs: 4,621 - Follows: 5,319 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 4762 - Favs: 3,891 - Follows: 4,455 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Change of Destiny by Proud Mudblood reviews
Harry Potter has had enough people die protecting him, so he tries to remove himself from the picture. Fortunately, Tonks is on duty, and things start to get interesting. HP/NT HG/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,530 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,912 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Mosaic by Larry Huss reviews
Beginnings are delicate things; suppose Lucius Malfoy had been a little short of money...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,150 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Dudley's Girlfriend by GreenEvans reviews
Dudley has a girlfriend & Harry's teases him, Dudley retaliates with "At least I have a girlfriend" making Harry claim Hermione's his girlfriend. What happens when the Grangers show up & Dudley demands proof of their relationship. CH 7 Officially Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,192 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
In Which Sirius Can't Tell a Story to Save His Life by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Tales From 6th Year: Revelations in the Potions Classroom by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 6. Harry begins to see Hermione in a different light as a result of their first Potions lesson and the comments she makes prior to the quidditch tryouts. But things never go smoothly for Harry Potter. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 100 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 3,297 - Follows: 2,941 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 3651 - Favs: 4,357 - Follows: 3,832 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Bad Christmas Jokes by sprinter1988 reviews
Or - "Reasons to be Concerned about Lily Luna at Christmas" Based on two very poor Christmas jokes - you have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Not Optimal by Sarah1281 reviews
Of all the people who could be given an early intervention, Tom Riddle would probably be the most beneficial and the most difficult. The wizarding world was a powder keg that might just explode anyway but at least there would be no Voldemort to deal with. It may be Christmas but the three spirits will *need* a miracle to pull this one off.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Coming Back Late by alchymie reviews
We all remember the scene from "Deathly Hallows": Harry was struck down by the Dark Lord, and his spirit seemed to go to King's Cross and confer with Albus Dumbledore. Suppose, instead of returning directly to his body, Harry's spirit came back late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,852 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 2,261 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Don't Waste It by Sarah1281 reviews
Sooner or later, every character gets their shot at a second chance. This is Peter Pettigrew's. He may not deserve it but he certainly wasn't happy with how things ended up. The only question was how to get a better future without having to possess the kind of bravery that the lack of had sent him running to Voldemort in the first place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Logic by sprinter1988 reviews
One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 189 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rewarded by Sarah1281 reviews
Severus got his wish when Voldemort decided to stun Lily instead of killing her. With her husband and son dead, what is there for her in this world? And without Lily's sacrifice, will there be any hope for the wizarding world? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,662 - Reviews: 2950 - Favs: 5,154 - Follows: 4,784 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Kiss of Clichéd Proportions by butalearner reviews
It had all started with a kiss. Not just any kiss, mind, but a kiss he never expected. If that sounds like a cliché, that's because it is...and it's far from the only one. Oneshot, Harry/Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wizard of the Kaleidoscope by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
What does it take to destroy something completely? Some would be fine with eradicating its soul. Others would argue that you must erase even the concept of the object from existence. AU, with a notoriously complex Magic system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 65 - Words: 177,598 - Reviews: 2997 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 5,095 - Follows: 2,651 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 2985 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 2,047 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
A Switched Chance by LunaStorm reviews
In which Hermione attempts a time-travelling ritual without due preparation and Harry happily goes along for the ride, and both have to cope with living their best friend's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 107,465 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Love is my sin by Severus my hero reviews
The war has ended and all was indeed well for the wizarding world as a whole. However, a certain pink haired woman finds her life in constant turmoil and it does not help that her son's godfather is consistently winning her heart with his every move.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,477 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 11/14/2008 - N. Tonks, Harry P.
Fuzzy Wuzzy Protector by ssjgokillo reviews
During the summer Sirius sends Harry a package to help him achieve his animagus form. During the ritual something goes wrong, and Harry finds himself stuck trying to regain his human form, while being mistaken as a magical pet by Hermione. H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,068 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Why Time Magic Should Be Left Alone! by sprinter1988 reviews
Okay, this one borders a bit on the "Crack-fic" side of things, but give it a chance. We've all seen the stories where Harry and or some others go back in time to "Put Things Right", we've also seen them miss their mark and end up alongside the Marauders or the Founders. So what happens when Harry, Hermione and Luna miss their mark in a BIG way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 328 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 3673 - Favs: 5,018 - Follows: 3,646 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Unmentionables? by Stick97 reviews
Harry is invited to a seminar on Halloween by Hermione. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,625 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Harry P.
The Sun Dog by enembee reviews
I am Harry Potter and I've just destroyed everything; space, time, matter and all twenty-six dimensions of our fragile little world in the twinkling of an eye. I am Harry Potter and I have just irreparably violated Global Causality. Take that Hawking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Thoughts of Pudding 2012 by Brian64 reviews
*2012 REVISION* Chaos theory: a nargle flaps its wings in China, and Luna responds differently to Harry during their conversation before the leaving feast in OoTP. Harry/Luna/Hermione. No nargles were harmed during the writing of this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,257 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Ravenclaw Rebels by Silent Magi reviews
Book 1: It's the first year for young Harry, and things just don't seem to be shaping up for him at all. But there is hope, as his first friend arrives like a shining beacon of hope in a sea of turmoil... Sadly that light only leads to chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,031 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Tangled Threads of Time by chem prof reviews
After seeing his son off on the Hogwarts Express, Harry wakes up in an unexpected place. And finds himself with more memories than ought to be possible. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 101 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stranger Than Fanfiction by Brian64 reviews
With Dumbledore ignoring him, Snape and Umbridge tormenting him, and unwanted visions from Voldemort as well; Harry turns to the Room of Requirement for help and finds something very strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,745 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Renegade Cause by Silens Cursor reviews
A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 507,606 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Python Defense by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,070 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 3,686 - Follows: 2,944 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Master of Death by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
All it took were several rash words to Fate, and Harry Potter gets spirited away to where souls go when they die. He seeks to change the world. Unfortunately, this goal makes Horcrux hunting look like a year-long camping trip. Abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,828 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., R. Unohana - Complete
30 Minutes II: The Gathering Storm by Radaslab reviews
Harry & Co. enter Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not faced with a pawn. Voldemort is not faced with fertile ground. The world is about to change as war and revolution are in the air. Sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,208 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 2,844 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Yes, She's a Girl by chem prof reviews
Another What If? story, set in Year 4. What if the lead up to the Yule Ball played out just a little bit differently? One thing leads to another, and Harry's life becomes much less stressful. H/Hr Note: This is a Horcrux and Hallows free story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,968 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 147 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Where the Wild Things Bank by canoncansodoff reviews
James and Lily give the goblins of Gringotts a very good reason to ensure that their little raven-haired King of the Wild Things reaches adulthood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,566 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Harry P.
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 191 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Seriously, Sirius? by chem prof reviews
What if Sirius didn't fall through the veil at the Department of Mysteries in OOTP? An altered sequence of events leads to a much more pleasant summer for Harry. And a marriage contract?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 136 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Souls Abound by robst reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2246 - Favs: 2,695 - Follows: 1,964 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 3472 - Favs: 5,217 - Follows: 3,174 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Coming Back by chem prof reviews
Post DH excluding Epilogue . Following his defeat of Voldemort, Harry finds the pressures of his even greater celebrity unbearable, and decides he needs to leave wizarding Britain. His best and truest friend makes him promise to return someday. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,047 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
That Old House by vanillaparchment reviews
An old house sits at the end of a lane. Abandoned and forgotten, no one would have guessed who was going to buy it... or how full a life that old house was yet to live. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 123,454 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lion's Roar by James Spookie reviews
The final in the Lion's Trilogy. Dumbledore has died and left Harry one final task. With Daphne, Hermione and Neville at his side, Harry intends to end the war started the night his parents were killed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,847 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,742 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry's Inferno by Sir Chris reviews
Harry Potter died at the age of seventeen. In another time and place he returned to the world of the living, but in this time and place he has been dragged into the depths of hell along with the rest of the magical world. This is going to be a trip.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Growing Up Granger by MattD12027 reviews
The true story of Hermione's time at Hogwarts, in her own words. Now between First and Second Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 191,377 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 8/23/2007 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D.
Cause and Effect by apAidan reviews
It's the fall of 1998, after the Final Battle, and the Golden Trio has returned to Hogwarts. And it's just like old times, almost. Luna decides that something needs to be done before they do a rerun on Harry&Hermione's 6th year. HHr. Chapters 4,6,7 edits
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,298 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Twins' Confession by shannalynn reviews
Fourth year, Hermione Granger corners the twins with the ultimate question about Ron. Was your brother dropped on his head as a child? Possibly repeatedly? Unabashedly Ron-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Luna's Helping Hand by Rex Tims reviews
Luna Lovegood has only one person she considers a friend and will go to extreme lengths to help him, including helping him find love with as many women as he can and convincing him it's the right thing to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,937 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Consequences of Revisiting by Romantic Silence reviews
If you were given a second chance, what would you do? Harry wakes up to find that he had returned to his past. With the ability to change the outcome of future events, Harry sets out to do just that. However, with each action he takes, there is a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,473 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Alternative Medicine by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry is struck down by a nasty curse that requires some non-traditional medical care in South India. Hermione, Padma, and Parvati volunteer to assist in his care, and a menage-a-foursome is born. Harry/multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,425 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/16/2008
Lion's Pride by James Spookie reviews
Sequel to The Lion Tamer. After Ron's death, Harry and company face their sixth year at Hogwarts. Trained by Dumbledore, will they unlock the secret in how to defeat Voldemort? Rated m for content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,051 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Rainbow Moods by LunaStorm reviews
Little Teddy wants a story from his godfather... Nine-year-old Teddy is grieving... First Year Teddy is homesick...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
I Need You by chem prof reviews
What if Hermione's parents had pulled her out of Hogwarts after she was nearly killed by a basilisk in her second year? How would Harry have managed without her? Years later, she returns and learns about his life in her absence. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,305 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Life Sucks, Then You Die by Radaslab reviews
Hermione begins to learn the truth after Harry is named a Tri-Wizard Champion. The solution is not what either extect. Mostly H/HR but it won't seem so. Some Ron and Dumbledore BASHING, but not much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,864 - Reviews: 2336 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 2,467 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Next Morning by willyolioleo reviews
What if, in first year, the traps were truly designed to prevent a dark wizard from reaching the Philosopher's Stone? What chance do a bunch of first-years stand? Answer: none at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Word A Day: Shields by LunaStorm reviews
No two minds are alike; no two students of Occlumency can learn it the same way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
To Be Loved by silentclock reviews
Harry Potter grows up on Privet Drive, where he is neither loved nor hated; rather, he is treated with indifference. Will his relentless pursuit of knowledge allow him to defeat the Dark Lord? Will he ever be able to live the life he desires?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,187 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 2,911 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Beyond the Pale by Araceil reviews
Fourth year. Living with the Dursleys taught Harry three all important rules. These rules cause an emotionally repressed 11 year old to attend Hogwarts and discover his so called dead family aren't as dead as he believed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,284 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 2,647 - Follows: 3,155 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Birthday Surprise by apAidan reviews
It's six years after the Final Battle and the very last person Harry Potter was expecting shows up at the front door. While birthdays are a time for mending fences, they're also a time for balancing accounts. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/28/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Holly Evans and the Spiral Path by wordhammer reviews
Holly is prickly and poisonous like her namesake, only with Hermione she's more normal. Dark and disturbing Girl!Harry tells her story via an enchanted journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 405,903 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
Message in a Bottle by Angry Hermione reviews
A life of regret and an endless, devastating war causes Harry to do the unthinkable... meddle with time. Can he rewrite the past or will his efforts be in vain? - AU - HHr - *Warning, abuse alert!* - updates Indefinitely postponed -Gomen-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,634 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Spiral Tangents by wordhammer reviews
Steamy vignettes from Harry Potter story 'Holly Evans and the Spiral Path'; Rated M for sex, violence and/or weirdness. Spiral references at the top of each chapter, so you know where it fits in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 163,409 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter and the Death Eaters of Hogwarts by Mentally Impaired reviews
I'm revising this. Look for "The Death Eaters of Hogwarts." Changes to Harry's summer routine get him better prepared for his 5th year at school. Students by day, Death Eaters by night, the halls are no longer safe to wander when its dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,169 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Make A Wish by fishwotflies reviews
Dobby somehow manages to find Harry an Aladdin-style magic lamp. Harry unknowingly makes a wish that leads the girls of Hogwarts to take extreme enthusiastic interest in him... Harry/Multi, Harry/Harem. PWP. Fairly explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,810 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P.
Road Trip by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort Harry feels that he needs to get away, away from the pressures of being the Man Who Won. Hermione invites herself along for the ride, but things aren't always what they seem. Fighting a war has it's price.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,516 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lion Tamer by James Spookie reviews
Daphne likes Harry, and decides she wants to get to know him. Harry is receptive to her advances. Little do they know of how their blossoming relationship will change the course of fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,618 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Friend, Mentor, Soulmate by whitetigerwolf reviews
Post OotP. AU. After Sirius' death, Tonks helps Harry through the the grief and helps him prepare to face Voldermort. And Sirius' Will will leave them a lot to think about. Harry/Tonks HONKS Rated M for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,467 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Stripped Bare by rubiksbox reviews
Hermione finds out something about Harry that she never would have guessed in a million years!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 100,519 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4363 - Favs: 5,512 - Follows: 5,702 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,030 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 2,785 - Follows: 2,114 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 4271 - Favs: 5,847 - Follows: 3,008 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Last Dance by chem prof reviews
Another Yule Ball story with a slight change. Hermione decides she wants to dance one dance with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When Harry Met Hermione by chem prof reviews
What if Harry met Hermione first, and became friends with her, before he met Ron? This story relates Harry's first meeting with Hermione, and continues with the times they meet each other at the beginning of every year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,608 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Redemption by silentclock reviews
Take a look inside the mind of the Dark Lord as he recalls his past and considers his own morality. Can Lord Voldemort be redeemed? -Oneshot-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 144 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 285 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and Ice Cream Delights by Luckner reviews
Harry Potter knew that a person's life could be changed in a single day, but until a summer day with Luna Lovegood he never knew that his life could be made forever better. Fred and George add their own wicked magic. Harry fights back. For romantics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,878 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Another Year of Christmas Disasters by SilverWolf7007 reviews
The Gryffindor Common Room has a palm tree, a small forest of pine trees, more tinsel than can possibly be safe, and the constant sound of drums. Obviously, Harry is personalizing the Twelve Days of Christmas. Backwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Nargelites by PerfesserN reviews
A Harry / Luna / Hermione story that begs the question, what would have happened if Harry had met Luna before either of them attended Hogwarts? Also, what if Harry reminded Severus Snape of Lily Evans, rather than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,832 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Number Games by jbern reviews
Ron Weasley, an aging quidditch player in the middle of possibly the biggest game of his life, looks back at the places where his life changed for the better and the worse. Book 7 compliant but not epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Ron W., Padma P. - Complete
FG2 – The Trio Hit Hogwarts by robst reviews
this is a sequel to 'Fate's Gambit' if you haven't read that then I'm afraid you won't have a Scooby what's going on here. Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,294 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Time, Interrupted by Madm05 reviews
Summary: After she is murdered, Hermione's soul is sent back in time in order to prevent Harry from becoming the next Dark Lord, but quickly learns her task is not as easy as she thought it would be. A second chance story, with a twist. Eventual HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 180,083 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 201 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 200 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrothal Contract by James Spookie reviews
It's been done, but here's my shot at the old Marriage Contract type story. Harry and Daphne Greengrass find out their parents put together a marriage contract when they were born, now they must deal with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 150,027 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 3,781 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Collection of Harmonious OneShots by Seel'vor reviews
My contribution to the "Rampant Plot Bunny" files... H/Hr, rating for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,272 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Adventures in the Prefects' Bath by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 4, this story departs from canon after Harry hears the clue in the egg, when he experiences an unexpected and eye-opening encounter with his best female friend. One thing leads to another, with a much more pleasant conclusion to the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,820 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 126 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Partners by muggledad reviews
Having the right partner can make life much smoother. The right persons can complement each other's strengths and support each other's weakness. Love really does make the world go 'round, especially with a Dark Lord after your blood. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 166,103 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 3,177 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Susan B.] - Complete
The Day the Magic Died by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 7. During the time she and Harry are alone in the tent, Hermione discovers a spell that could be extremely useful against Voldemort, but it’s considered by the wizarding world to be even worse than Unforgiveables. Do they dare use it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,618 - Follows: 4,556 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Darkened Paths by Paladeus reviews
Harry watched Sirius fall through the veil, learns of Dumbledore's manipulations and decides he's had enough. At Sirius' will reading, he finds his godfather has one last master prank to play. Light goals, time training!Gray!Powerful!H/Hr/L, Nev/S J/L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 148,974 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 2,788 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Lysandra B.
Legacy by LordNerewar reviews
What happens when one man tries to redeem himself, when a boy becomes a man and when family returns. Harry finds a way to leave a lasting legacy to the world. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,010 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3042 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tell Me You're Pretty by Paladeus reviews
Hermione walks in on Harry while bathing in the RoR after a workout. Not wanting things to be tense, he stops her rush from leaving and they talk so things don't get weird between them. Though they do get heated. H/Hr Lemon Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 185 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What If? … An Alternative to Order Of The Phoenix by chem prof reviews
What if Harry had reacted more strongly to the Ministry’s threat to expel him and snap his wand? What if he had fled the country rather than submit to the trial?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,554 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hatching by Larry Huss reviews
Harry Potter had many possibilities open to him, so did the other characters. Draco learns about the old Norse proverb: "Bare is back, without Brother behind it." And after all, Lucius had originally wanted Draco at a school other than Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Fate's Gambit by robst reviews
Fate looked on as the boy who's destined to lead the fight against the darkness was slowly being broken down until she's compelled to take action that will change his life forever. Pre-Hogwarts, friendship H/Hr/L rating is for Dursleys treatment of Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,921 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 2,591 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
How Chocolate Cauldrons Destroyed the World by Brian64 reviews
What could have happened if Harry ate Romilda's chocolate cauldrons that night? And what will Hermione and Luna do to change history? Rated M to be safe, but should be fine for 13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V. - Complete
The Head Boy's Education by canoncansodoff reviews
Head Girl Hermione teaches Head Boy Harry how to properly enforce school rules which appear to be suspiciously similar to the ratings guidelines of certain fanfiction web sites. Crack-fic parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,566 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What May Be by Blakery reviews
A story about the future of Harry, set in a slightly altered postDH universe. MAJOR sexual content, violence, and very adult themes. This is going to be a long one!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,871 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Nice Try, Potter by Sarah1281 reviews
James can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Just a Dream? by chem prof reviews
Takes place during Book 7. A series of dreams following the encounter with Nagini on Christmas Eve has Harry rethinking the way he sees and acts toward Hermione. Things change as a result. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unconscious Confessions by Nikki99 reviews
The Minster feels that Harry Potter is the perfect candidate to do Legilimency for his elite Auror task force. But what happens when being able to see inside of the mind of his best mate reveals a lot more than expected?... About her AND about him? H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,637 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter & the Never Ending Summer by Kassien reviews
COMPLETE! - PostOOTP, noHBP or DH. Harry finally grows up over a long difficult summer with a lot of help. Slow moving & Mature Themes. HPNT honks, maybe some HGRW but don't hold your breath. HarryTonks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,352 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Ordo Patroni by Aremont reviews
Takes place after Harry's 5th year will be a Harry/Tonks fic with a manipulative Dumbledore.Special thanks to my beta Anne McSommers for all of her help. Abandoned just lost my muse will update once it returns.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,094 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Once a Month by SilverWolf7007 reviews
James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/16/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
The Way We Were by chem prof reviews
Facing a milestone in their lives, Harry and Hermione look back at the choices they made, and the things they would change if they could go back and do it over. Then they receive a tempting offer. Fully canon compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,947 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 146 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 2875 - Favs: 4,966 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What a Bunch of Nonjon by nonjon reviews
An unrelated series of ficlets, drabbles, one-shots, unfinished and abandoned fics from primarily the Harry Potter fandom and a couple others. This is like a miscellaneous folder or a random fic dump. Read at your own risk.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,446 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
What If? ooo Another Goblet of Fire Alternative by chem prof reviews
Many fanfics speculate about what would have happened if Harry had asked Hermione to the Yule Ball. Or what if he had taken Ginny to the Ball? Here’s a twist. What if he had done both? And what else in the story might have changed as a result?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,268 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
That Night & the Next Morning by Barmy-old-Codger reviews
This story starts out after chapter 36 of Goblet of Fire. Harry is in bed in the Hospital Wing after returning from the graveyard and is about to get his second dose of Dreamless Sleep potion. Chapter 2 carries on from when H/Hr leave Poppy's care.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and YASMWTS by Clell65619 reviews
The ‘Do Over’ story is a bedrock sub-genre of Harry Potter fan fiction and possibly all fan fiction It’s been done to death, both really good stories, and the kind I tell. This is NOT a 'Do Over'. Rather think of it as an 'Un Do'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,879 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
There’s No Place Like Home? Escape From Oz by chem prof reviews
The unveiling of some scenes which were cut from the original drafts of the Harry Potter books puts the validity of the Epilogue in question. Read this additional material and learn how the story really ended. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,035 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Harem Christmas by canoncansodoff reviews
Eighteen years after Voldemort's demise and Snape's incarceration in New Azkaban, Clan Potter sends him the magical equivalent of the annual newsletters that occasionally get stuffed into muggle Holiday Cards. Harry/Harem holiday crack fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Harry P.
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts postion with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Where Does It Keep Its Brain? by Sarah1281 reviews
What if, instead of going back for Ginny's diary, Arthur decided to owl it to her? What if he discovered it wrote back? What if he took this knowledge to Moody and Dumbledore? The Chamber of Secrets has NOT been opened. Enemies of the heir, rejoice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Arthur W. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 165 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Only No, But by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Complete! One-Shot! When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he decides that enough is enough. The headmaster does not see the humor in the situation and tries to force Harry to join in the "fun", so to speak. Rated for Language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 216 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Notebooks and Letters by chem prof reviews
The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 296,330 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 191 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 2,185 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Holy Morphs Envy A Radar by SirLordWhAtEvEr reviews
/-Complete-\ Post OoTP. Harry's depressed a bit. Tonks comforts him. It leads to something more. Harry/Tonks And Harry/Tonks/Hermione for a few chapters in the middle. Rated for potential Violence/Strong Language/Sexual Content. R/R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,318 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
A Little Research by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Another sort-of prequel to Inquisition, in which Harry knocks on Luna’s door and they discuss an oddly endearing Velma.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Will He Be Happy? by KafkaExMachina reviews
During Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts Dumbledore asks Snape if Harry will be happy after Voldemort is dead. He doesn't like the answer. Snape decides to clean up the mess. DH except Epi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,040 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 191 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Dear Diary by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
CrackFic. Voldemort starts a diary. "Dear Diary, Attempted to kill Draco. Narcissa sent me to Anger Management Therapy."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Overlapping Dots by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry needs to do some soaking to figure out the Second Task's clue, but the Map always shows it busy, with couples forming overlapping dots. Dobby helps out, and Harry and Hermione end up doing some overlapping of their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 93 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 3,033 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Isn't it obvious? by Sarah1281 reviews
After another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Myrtle, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Golden Age by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Post DH. In the wake of victory, Harry struggles with life, love, and the reform of the British wizarding world. He learns that life is complex, and that happy endings are fleeting. Chapter 24- Dreams: The Unicorn in Kensington Gardens
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,015 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 8,090 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Harmonian Way of Life by Seel'vor reviews
Tilting the Potterverse onto the path it should have taken post-OotP. Some minor Ron!Bashing. H/Hr. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 3,231 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
All Because of Hermione Granger by Seel'vor reviews
PostOotP. Harry confesses his love to Hermione... only to be shot down. His return to Privet Drive and his depression spells the end of the World. H/Hr. Fairly Dark theme. Was a one-shot, now has a second, happy chappie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Confrontations in the Common Room by Seel'vor reviews
Oneshot. Ginny's annoyed at Harry's relationship with Hermione. Confrontations commence. Totally Harmonian as it should be! H/Hr Rating for langauge Touch of Ginny-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 182 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lost Demon by Angry Hermione reviews
Post HBP. HHr. Harry and Hermione's odd behavior during their 6th year explodes into a maelstrom of chaotic, bitter emotions, caused by a strange 'illness.' Help comes from a young, orphaned girl who is much more than she appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 318,539 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bad Candy by Chelle Grey reviews
Hermione hates when she's wrong. She also doesn't get along with small children. Hermione soon finds out how far her friendship goes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Test by Nikki99 reviews
What's the test you ask? Well all I can tell you that you need a crazy red head with wacky spell, a couple of unsuspecting friends, a lot of plans… and a butter knife. But what happens when the wind blows in an unexpected direction? Two chaps. both poste
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Consequences of Honest Dialog by jacee2u reviews
post OOTP. Harry is back on Privet drive and receives a notebook from Hermione. When he opens it, he finds it to be a most unusual connection. Rated M for abuse, violence, implied slash, rough stuff, rape,etc. HPNT On Hiatus due to RL issues. Back soon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,086 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - N. Tonks, Harry P.
The Red Heir of Slytherin by Sarah1281 reviews
Ron and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 116 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power He Has Not by Clell65619 reviews
Complete AU 7th book, Dumbledore is gone, the Ministry and Hogwarts in disarray, Harry and his friends are the only hope, but then Harry's Magic is gone. Some times it really sucks to be Harry Potter. HPHG eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 70,081 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ritual by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. While researching for methods to destroy Horcruxes, Hermione finds a ritual that may also help her with her personal life. The result is eyeopening for more than one member of the trio. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,619 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 217 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 248 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Lost Memory by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My version of the plot line where memory charms are abused. Tonks is in St. Mungos in critical condition. Madame Bones gets to the bottom of the mystery and everyone is horrified by what she reveals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 228 - Published: 6/1/2007 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The End by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Roy has decided to end it all. He is not very successful… Proof that paperwork really can drive a man to suicide. Well, kinda.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 244 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of Love by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 164 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Turning Words Into Action by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry and Hermione get more than they initially bargained for when they employ flirtation as grief therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Movie Night at the Granger's by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry learns a lot about Hermione when he's asked to pick a movie from her video collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 106 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 128 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 159 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Honks by Volans reviews
New friends help Harry figure out the power he knows not and what to do about the enemy. Primarily post OOTP with elements from HBP though it does not follow that story. Rated for mature themes and lots of death. HarryTonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 138,010 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Harry P., N. Tonks
If I Were a Superhero, I would be by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 141 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
The Root of All Evil by SilverWolf7007 reviews
In which evil, or at least the trail of retribution, is traced from Edward desperately seeking refuge to Alphonse seeking revenge and, eventually, the devil incarnate and his best friend's camera are identified.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 276 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 215 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9149 - Favs: 10,657 - Follows: 2,900 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Last Envelope by Angry Hermione reviews
A strange tale about Harry and an addiction. Implied HHR? It will get 'very' explicit in later installments, thus the M rating. Good or bad, comments are always welcome! Last chapter posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,403 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 5,373 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Green Fog by Angry Hermione reviews
Harry gets interrupted while trying to prepare for his teaching job. A fun little one shot fic for all! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 3,177 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Boring Bookworm by Angry Hermione reviews
Harry visits his best friend after another argument with his wife, who had hit him with spell he's never heard of before. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,631 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Halloween Visit by Angry Hermione reviews
Hermione visits Harry to tell him of the discovery she made... twenty years too late. Gloomy OneShot, please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
White Wedding by Angry Hermione reviews
Harry awakens later than he intended on his wedding day. Dobby acts strange, the twins pull their pranks, and Ron bails as his best man. Can this day be saved? HHr Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tragic Hero by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Harry decides to take advantage of the fact that he is a tragic hero and does so in a manner suggested by Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Hay Fever by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Remus hates summer. Absolutely detests it. And moving in with James, Sirius, Peter and their tendency to shed fur all over the place really isn't helping. Mentions of RemusxSirius and JamesxLily. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 183 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Drunken Honesty by GreenEvans reviews
Harry comes home drunk after the anniversary of Voldermort’s death and has a revealing and honest conversation with Hermione. Then a fun and revealing experience with her. Oneshot, smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
One Shot ficlet, on one possible way to defeat the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Extracurricular Activities by jamesaddict reviews
Tonks is giving special lessons to the trio during the summer before 6th year. She gets more than she bargained for when sparks fly between her and Harry. Warning! This is HarryTonks! Avoid if this ship is unappealing to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,702 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/12/2004 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Anyone For a Game of Truth or Dare? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
The teachers lock a group of Hogwarts students in the Potions classroom for several hours. A game of truth or dare, a game of chinese whispers, and a really bad day for Snape ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/6/2002 - Harry P. - Complete