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Joined 12-01-10, id: 2638751, Profile Updated: 01-09-11
Author has written 2 stories for How I Met Your Mother, Doctor Who, and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

Thirteen-year-old Canadian girl who's semi-half-alright-decent-ish at writing and very surprised someone is actually reading my profile. So far as I can tell, I'm a pretty average user, aside from the fact I can use spellcheck (but I'm not perfect. Feel free to call me out on any spelling errors.), punctuate sentences and distinguish between homonyms. Rather new to this whole shebang.

I like a lot of stuff, but you don't care about that, now do you?

Story status: (Like anyone cares...)
Relapse and Memories: It's, um, coming along alright. Sort of.
The Story of Tara Carver: About halfway through chapter two.
I also have two other fanfics on the way: a Dollhouse fic set mostly in Toronto (which will be started when I feel like it), and a How I Met Your Mother/Doctor Who crossover (which will be started after Relapse and Memories is done.)

I browse TV Tropes. That is your warning.

...I'll put more stuff up here when I think of what to put up.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30544 - Favs: 16,985 - Follows: 14,701 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
And Then I Met The Doctor by Gallifrey'sBest reviews
The Doctor meets a strange, exciting girl who knows all about him. What goes on as they travel through time and space? FYI, since I got a review about it, sorry spoiler, I know, but Doctor/OC.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,584 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
River and the Tin Dog by rosexknight reviews
One night, River Song comes across a tin dog. A friend she can tell the secrets of the man she loves that she could tell no one else. Little does she know who the tin dog's owner is...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - K-9, River Song/Melody P. III
Replacements by Lycoris B reviews
Three teachers go missing, and three not-quite teachers take their place. Kurt wants to know what's going on, and the Doctor is only too eager to tell him. Rated T for language. Only the prologue so far, but more coming very soon!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - 11th Doctor, Kurt H.
AIM In The TARDIS by bluecougar712 reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. CRACK!fic. Don't take this seriously.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor
Dream Role by Jekrox reviews
Chaos arrives at William McKinley High School... in the form of one Ben Spencer and his brand new blue box. And the worst part - he's certainly nowhere near asleep. Spoilers for DW Series 6, and up to Glee 2x19.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 52,063 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - The White Guardian, Sam E.
The Adventure of the Blue Box and Parallel Worlds by Safiyyah reviews
Sherlock&John get transported to the real world. They are considered fictional characters and don't belong. How do they track down that blue police box and go back to their world? How will they deal with those two blokes who play them in that one show...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Sherlock H.
Everybody Needs A Hug Sometimes by bluecougar712 reviews
When the Doctor's away, the TARDIS comes out to play. And save him from whatever got him this time. And meet Mickey Smith on a bus. WARNING: Not as cheery as it seems.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Alonso by AspieSays reviews
A bit of fun, featuring the Doctor's newest and smallest companion. Set in the same canon as 'Reality and Other Games', between 'Reality' and 'Captivation'.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - 10th Doctor, Martha J.
Moons and Pearls by Amara Deegan reviews
Green men in a movie theater on Earth looking for something valuable, giant chickens in Victorian London, and a new companion. Full summary inside. 11/OC, Rated T for mild language.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,816 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
A Collection of Scenes by LexieBird reviews
Basically a collection of all the little scenes I write when I'm bored. Don't want to stretch them into a full story, so here they are. Just a bit of everything, will update as I write. May include the odd crossover. Please review!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010
BowTies Are Cool by bluecougar712 reviews
The TARDIS takes The Doctor back to the one place he never thought he'd return. Fluffy one-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, 1st Doctor - Complete
One Sunday Afteroon Revised and Extended by charlie1902 reviews
"And his assistant, Doctor Sheldon Cooper". The Doctor introduces Donna to Leonard and Sheldon. Still WIP
Crossover - Doctor Who & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - 10th Doctor, Sheldon C.
The California Bro Ambition by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
Barney has made it his mission to go to California and teach an unknowing individual everything he knows.
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,268 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Barney S., Rajesh K. - Complete
Dalek in a Box by Night's King reviews
Will there be peace on Earth and good will towards men this Christmas? Not if the Daleks can help it!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/23/2010 - 10th Doctor, Daleks - Complete
What are you watching? by LexieBird reviews
Rose walks in on the Doctor watching something, and he refuses to admit what it is. No funny business, don't worry. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/1/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Give Peace a Chance by Night's King reviews
A misguided but very well-intentioned alien race tries to foster peace between the Doctor and his greatest foe. Things don't go as well as they hoped.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2010 - 10th Doctor, Daleks - Complete
Apples, screwdrivers, and crazy Doctors by Ash-Varnei reviews
AU. Spoilers for Big Bang. The Doctor's timeline, his very existence is erased, but how far back? What does Amy do when a strange man exits the TARDIS on her wedding day? Oneshot
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 10th Doctor - Complete
Doctor meets Doctor by korvascus reviews
Matt Smith returns home from a long day of filming, and encounters a most unusual man.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
Please Leave a Message by CatsbytheGreat reviews
The TARDIS takes a few messages.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2010 - 10th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
The Suit Shock Simulation by kerrykhat reviews
Barney spies something in McClaren's so awful, so disgusting, he can't believe it to be true.
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Barney S., Sheldon C.
Don The Defender by idioticonion reviews
Don Frank is taken out by the ELE. Set after HIMYM Season 5 - Of Course
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Don F., Bad Horse - Complete
The Parallel Worlds Proof by amtrak12 reviews
aka Brilliant Collision - A familiar blue box lands in Leonard and Sheldon's living room. Why is it there? Are the Doctor and Donna now trapped forever in the wrong universe? - Epilogue now up!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Cheesecake is Different Here by amtrak12 reviews
The HIMYM gang vacation in California where they find The Cheesecake Factory to be a bit strange, Tressling to be a bit awesome, and nerds to have more pull with the ladies. It's going to be legen, wait for it... dary! Rated T for language.
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
Slipping by sudipal reviews
One-shot follow up to HIMDH, but can stand alone--- There's a bank heist, and Dr. Horrible/Barney is caught in the middle of it, much to his annoyance.
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
How I Met Dr Horrible by sudipal reviews
Robin makes a surprising discovery...
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,232 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Active Status by Michael Weyer reviews
It's not just the Dolls who have other personas within them...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Complete
Nothing New by CatsbytheGreat reviews
The Doctor has seen many things.
Crossover - Star Wars & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Obi-Wan K., 10th Doctor - Complete
Red by idioticonion reviews
AU - Robin stumbles on something amongst Barney's fancy dress costumes. Spoilers for The Possimpible and Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Robin S., Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Did I Fall Asleep? by ozma914 reviews
Dollhouse/Dr Who/Firefly/Big Bang Theory crossover. Four nerds on a train are stunned to see actress Summer Glau riding with them, but she's not who they think she is. She's not even who or where *she* thinks she is, but someone else is searching for her.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2009 - 9th Doctor, River - Complete
Some Kind of Hero by Rashaka reviews
-Crossover with How I Met Your Mother.- “Barney, man, you got beaten up by Captain Hammer! That’s, like, the coolest thing to ever happen to you.”
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Barney S., Captain Hammer - Complete
To Boldly WHAT! by Phantazm reviews
Still struggling to find his way home, Ten finds himself set squarely between the Klingon Empire and the Borg Collective. But resistance is never futile...
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,248 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
I Reject Your Universe and Substitute My Own by CountryGirl914 reviews
The Doctor lands somewhere he wasn't expecting, and gets a happy surprise. CRACK. Also a crossover, and if you can't figure out from the title which show the crossover is with...I can't help you.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Doctor Meets Casanova by montypython203 reviews
Post VotD, but no spoilers. The Doctor meets Giacomo Casanova.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Firefly Forever Again by CountryGirl914 reviews
Because there are so many more quotes out there, just waiting to be used... First one is angsty, but the rest should be humorous.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006
Firefly Forever by CountryGirl914 reviews
The diagnostics team that quotes Firefly together stays together. Come on, you know you want to read it.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 6,361 - Follows: 418 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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The Story of Tara Carver reviews
This is what happens when a teenage girl gets a sonic screwdriver for Christmas.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010
Relapse and Memories reviews
It has been years since the Evil League of Evil and the Council of Champions battled across the landscape of Los Angeles. Now they resurface in New York City, and Barney finds himself acting strange... After Act 3 and during Season 6. My first fic, ever.
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Barney S., Dr. Horrible/Billy