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Joined 11-21-00, id: 26389, Profile Updated: 05-29-17
Author has written 9 stories for Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy VII, and Dragon Age.

Paperclippe is: Coffee. Books. Justice. (Physics, food, fiction, migraines, eldritch horror, social commentary, profanity connoisseur, rebel mage, library clerk.) Found on Twitter, Fictionpress, and 8tracks. Artificial sweeteners need not apply.


05/29/17

So I've gotten a lot more support for this in the last twelve hours than I ever thought I would, so I'm gonna share it with you guys, too: I started a parody Twitter feed telling the story of Dragon Age: II in the style of Pacific Northwest Stories (Tanis/The Black Tapes/Rabbits). If that's something you might be interested in, check it out @SFMStories. It's really goofy, I promise.

And if you're not listening to the PNWS/PRA podcasts, what are you even doing with your life?

05/25/17

Started posting the sequel to Inquisition, Indiana. It's called Once More unto the Breach. Keep in mind, both this and I, I are the unrevised versions. For the fully beta-read versions, please check out my profile at Archive of Our Own. Same user name, same story titles.

I'm posting Once More unto the Breach here because I want to get feedback on it before I finish up writing it - of which I'm nowhere near close. I'd say I'm almost finished writing part one of three, so it should keep going for a while. Any thoughts are welcome.

09/11/16

Hey, kids! It's time for a tasteless joke!
Inquisition, Indiana is dead. Never forget.

11/21/15

Have posted the first chapter of Inquisition, Indiana.

09/23/15

Vigilant is dead. Long live Vigilant.

05/27/15

Almost three years later, I've started again. Broken Hallelujah's sequel is begun. Check out Vigilant.

12/5/12

Broken Hallelujah is dead. Long live Broken Hallelujah.

6/19/12

The first chapter of Broken Hallelujah has been posted.

That's the big news, I suppose, but it's probably worth mentioning that I changed the story image for Likely Alliance to a Fenris sketch I did (the Anders sketch for Broken Hallelujah is also mine own creation).

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The Man Who Could Not Die by Kefalion reviews
A story written from this prompt: Harry Potter is the Istari Pallando. Describe how Harry could have become a servant of the Valar and why he played no part in the defeat of Sauron and destruction of the Ring. Or did he, but nobody knew about it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Gandalf - Complete
Memorial by Servant of SHEVAL reviews
A strange little poem I wrote because of a very vivid mental image in my head. I really need to stop writing things about only Vincent... Oh well. It's dark, very dark, and lyrical. You all should like.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Vincent V., Vincent V. - Complete
Twelve Hours by kiazilla reviews
Because in the end, Sephiroth simply can't die, and neither can Vincent Valentine. So years after everyone else is gone, how will they treat each other?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Vincent V., Sephiroth
Frustration for Chocobohead by KoinuSephiroth reviews
Basically, Sephiroth can't stand Cloud anymore, and wants to just kill him. Except it just won't turn out like he wants.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Sephiroth - Complete
tabula rasa by kinneas reviews
Vincent is in a coffin.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Vincent V. - Complete
God Says Nothing by Abstract-Silver reviews
Vincent never liked the sun anyway
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Vincent V., Sephiroth - Complete
What Manner? by The Wild Samlet reviews
A poem in Vincent's point of view.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Vincent V. - Complete
The Zen of Sitting Still by Mitsugi reviews
Highly trained soldiers should be able to sit motionless for hours...anyone in here think the G-Boyz can behave themselves for five minutes while Relena gives a vitally important speech? *crickets chirp* Didn't think so. =^_^= **tiny bits of implied yao
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2001
Falling.... by Angel Heart reviews
A Cloud/ Tifa poem.. mah first!!! he he he these are Tifa's thoughts on Cloud, if Aeris was revived.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2001
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The Inquisition, Indiana Holiday Special
It's the holiday season on Eleanor's Indiana farm, and between the snow, the Blight, and holiday shoppers, she isn't having any of it. But with Cullen, Dorian, and Varric there, will Eleanor find a little holiday cheer?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,266 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 6/5 - Cullen, Varric T., Dorian
Once More unto the Breach reviews
The sequel to Inquisition, Indiana: After ending the first Blight outside of Thedas, all Cullen and Eleanor want is a moment's peace. But when they return to Thedas, they discover there is still much work to be done - and something else is brewing underfoot in Indiana. Something that might change the fabric of reality on both sides of the Rift.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,572 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 5/24
Inquisition, Indiana reviews
"Eleanor was painting her house when the sky opened up." When a Breach opened on Eleanor's Indiana farm, everything changed. Now she must lead forces on her side of the Breach to help stop a threat no one suspected could ever occur on Earth. Are her mind - and her heart - strong enough?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 111,897 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 11/21/2015 - Cullen, Varric T., Inquisitor, Dorian
Vigilant reviews
After fleeing Kirkwall in the nick of time, Warden-Commander Mahariel returns to Vigil's Keep, hoping to hear news of the man she left behind. News she gets indeed - and a lot more than she bargained for. Anders/Warden. A sequel to "Broken Hallelujah."
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 49,811 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 5/27/2015 - Mahariel, Anders, Justice, Fenris - Complete
Broken Hallelujah reviews
She's the Warden-Commander. She's the Arlessa of Amaranthine. She's the Hero of Ferelden. And she's never been good at keeping out of trouble, so it's no surprise Mahariel finds herself in Kirkwall in a time of upheaval, and that she can't help but get involved when old feelings stir.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 23,077 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Mahariel, Anders, Justice, Fenris - Complete
Likely Alliance reviews
Danarius is dead, and Fenris thinks himself safe - or as safe as one who counts Hawke as a friend can be. But a new threat arises and cannot be ignored, even if it means revisiting the past.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Fenris, Danarius, Hawke (F) - Complete
Narrative of Soul against Soul reviews
It's been five years since Midgar was reduced ash, and there are truths hidden in the rubble. But will the truth come out? And what will it change? What will it destroy for Vincent and his already fragile memories? An AFI songfic.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,374 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Vincent V., Lucrecia C.
No Poetic Device reviews
Not too long after the death of Sephiroth, Vincent wanders aimlessly through the town of Nibelheim, seaching for some sort of meaning to his existence now that everything he has loved is lost, knowing that it's not better than never having loved at all.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Vincent V., Sephiroth - Complete
Hylian Pie reviews
This is a parody of Don McLean's American Pie, changed for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time...Um...Yeah. Well, read it and tell me what you think. PS, THANKS LINZ.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2002 - Link - Complete