Bob The Other Zombie
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Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Sleeping Beauty, Misc. Tv Shows, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Maximum Ride, and Phantom of the Opera.

I am female, with an age that is a prime number (for now), from a place that ends in a vowel, and attending school in another place that ends in a vowel. I hope to throw some boss-ass parties for a living someday.

I love writing, theater, musicals, origami, yoga, crazy colorful nail polish, alternate music, noncanon relationships, murder mysteries, well-developed universes, alternate takes on characters, plot bunnies, complex plots, blank notebooks, makeup, earrings, video games, music in general, books in general, theatre, singing off-key, rain, Dan Bergenstein, chocolate, peanut butter, popcorn, Reeses, Winter Oreos, chewing gum, fun characters, coming up with crazy ideas, warm weather, Starkid, things that smell good, the outdoors, and all sorts of random stuff. I also love many, many books, bands, authors, tv shows, movies, and anything Joss Whedon.

Hebrew translation of Curiosity Killed the Cat found here

Tumblr URL: why-cant-cordy-stay (Mostly heavily queued fandom pictures/gifs- Superwholock, Harry Potter, Whedonverse, Homestuck, LOTR/the Hobbit, ASOIAF, Hunger Games, etc. Also some writing quotes, references, and advice, and a bonus chapter for Hanging On)
AO3 account: Bob_The_Other_Zombie (Includes the stories on this site)

Thank you so much if you read any of my stories, special thanks if you review!

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We Grew by oh help reviews
Dean/Seamus ficlets written with the OTP Boot Camp prompts. :: 8. Sin: Jack Finnigan is used to not understanding.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 5/19/2014 - [Dean T., Seamus F.]
Harry Potter Becomes A Communist by HardcoreCommie reviews
Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 65 - Words: 26,146 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13456 - Favs: 17,451 - Follows: 16,535 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30344 - Favs: 16,742 - Follows: 14,589 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No Phoenix by Exceeds Expectations reviews
Regulus Black is cigarette smoke. /Five cigarette-scented moments. BartyReg.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Regulus B., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
If Love Is Insanity by booksdefygravity reviews
"If love is insanity, I'm crazy for you." A collection of romantic drabbles, oneshots, and bits of fluff. A large variety of pairings, such as: James/Lily, Pansy/Hermione, Luna/Draco, Remus/Tonks, Hermione/Luna, Ron/Hermione, Ginny/Harry, Ginny/Gabrielle, etc. Canon, fanon, het, slash, and femmeslash all represented. No cous(incest.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 11,415 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014
The Game by NamelesslyNightlock reviews
Seventh year Gryffindors all decide they need a bit of fun and Sirius suggests Truth or Dare, but with a twist. Will it really go for a week non-stop? And what is with the parchment?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,466 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P., Hestia J., Alice L.
Dear Moony by Exceeds Expectations reviews
You're just me, with more teeth and less heart. /A letter from Remus to Moony. References to Wolfstar.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Remus L. - Complete
A New World Bursting into Bloom by starfishstar reviews
The romance of Andromeda and Ted, in a series of vignettes. (Formerly titled "A Series of Firsts.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Everyone and Everyone by Raven Black and Jinks Loather reviews
A series of one shots attempting to pair every character in the Harry Potter series, including ghosts, teachers, and magical creatures. Some are cheesy, some are sweet, and some are absolutely stupid. Rated T just to be safe. R&R! Fourth Pairing: Harry and Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012
Passing it on by alwaysmarauders reviews
After seven years of using the Marauders Map to it's full extent, Teddy finds it is time to pass it on to another descendent of the Maps creator.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Teddy L., James S. P. - Complete
Total Pokemon World Tour by Dark Amphithere reviews
Mew and Mewtwo are back, and they're hosting a brand new season! Which contestant will win? Who will become friends? Who will become enemies? Find out in TOTAL POKEMON WORLD TOUR! Disclaimer: I don't own anything except OC personalities and the story.
Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 258,432 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
Scars by Exceeds Expectations reviews
She spends four days avoiding mirrors. She spends them sitting up in bed with a sickly-smelling salve slathered all over her wounds, wondering who she is without all her pretty to hide behind. /Slight Lavati
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Lavender B., Parvati P.] - Complete
He Forgets by oh help reviews
He can't quite shake those muggle instincts. In four parts: Dean Thomas throws punches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Luna L., Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Musically Miserable-Freewood by rainistorm
Ryan is the unhappy new kid at a new place in his last year of high school, so he's in a pretty sour mood when he starts his first day at Austin's finest high school. His annoyance quickly turns to confusion and mild fear, however, when the students begin bursting into song and perfect choreography at random moments, music to match them seemingly coming from nowhere.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,602 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Complete
Just A Soldier by Queen-Of-The-Stolen reviews
Harry was just a soldier, and he did what he had to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2013
Nerf Gun Battle Royale by ravenclawdancer4999 reviews
Matt and Nick decide things have been a little too quiet lately, say, a lull in the action after SPACE tour. They call their friends back to where it all began with a very simple set of rules. Ten Starkids. Only one will emerge victorious from the Nerf Gun Battle Royale. Set before Holy Musical B@man. Rated T to be safe.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,991 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013
TDC2: Total Drama Battlegrounds by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
Sequel to "Total Drama Comeback." Back from the dead, with 33% more pony! With forty-four contestants this season, veterans and originals, it makes for one crowded, wild ride! As the contestants are stuck on an RV road trip, the drama comes to a fervent pitch, as well as the conclusion to the love triangle of Anita-Cody-Eva.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 513,296 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
The Ones You Never Expect by phoenixyfriend reviews
The worst enemies are always the ones hiding in plain sight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Crookshanks, Colin C. - Complete
A Set of Supernatural Stories by pleasedonttalktome reviews
I've written a few and don't quite believe they're long enough to fit into their own story. So here's a couple of them in one. I don't know how many I'll add. I'm going to include whatever characters I feel like, but keep in mind Dean and Cas may make up the majority of these.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/30/2012
Weasley's Witch Wooing by EuphoniumGurl0 reviews
It's Christmas time, and Hermione's coping with a painful break-up. Fred's had his eyes on Hermione for quite some time, and now that she's single, he uses his Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes to Weasley Witch Woo her. Will he be successful in his endeavors?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,516 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Something by InsideTheFangirlsHead reviews
"It's a green light that sets it off. Sets off the memories, the feelings. Sets of everything I wish I could forget right in this moment.I don't know what I was thinking. I don't want to die. I want to walk away from this, from this battle. But I can't." Lupin's death in DH. Gets very remadora at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
One for Luck by JustSuperMione reviews
'You've got ink on your nose,' Ron said with a cheeky grin. 'Did you know' GoF missing moment: The night before task two, Ron and Hermione were taken away to McGonagall's office by the Fred and George. This is the story of what happened after that: a kiss for luck. Mentioned in Rebounding Relationships: part of NEW Luck series. R/Hr all the way. 1 of 4.5
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sherlock and John go to the Carnival by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Just as the title says. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just an Ordinary Day at 221B Baker Street by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Sherlock is reading a newspaper. John is drinking tea. Something about a ghost?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 144 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Unwanted Encores by Arcana Major reviews
"Just promise me something," She said solemnly. "You so much as hear a note out of me, then just put me out of my misery."
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Complete
Kick It Up by acciopigfarts reviews
Street-dancing has always been Maximum Ride's passion, but getting into the ITA Competition is her dream. She gets a place, and meets the dark and mysterious Fang. But all good things come to an end, don't they? 'FAX' No Wings. Co-ed by FangIsFexellent.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,114 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Max, Fang
Rainbows by FangIsFexcellent reviews
It's the Day of Silence. Iggy's silenced. Figgy if you squint. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Solla Sollew by FangIsFexcellent reviews
I'll be home with you...Solla Sollew.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Arthur - Complete
RIC, Dylan, Rest In Chaos by GaleLover8 reviews
One-shot. Originally from my old story, which I deleted, you may recognize this. Extremely strange Dylan-killer. Read, review, don't report, enjoy! Haha.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Maximum Challenge: Song of the Heart by Valkyra reviews
It was actually too horrible, too vile, to disgusting to explain in words. Everything you thought you knew... gone. Vanished. Destroyed. And you thought Itex was bad.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
Total Pokemon Island by Dark Amphithere reviews
Thirty-four Pokemon will travel to an island to compete in challenges for the chance to win one million dollars and a lifetime supply of Poffins. This event is hosted by our lovely hosts, Mew and Mewtwo! Disclaimer: I own nothing except my OCs.
Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,598 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
The Marauders and the Rogues by PrincessEarth reviews
The infamous Marauders weren't alone in their love for pranking. In fact, they often had their butts kicked by a bunch of girls. Now, this is it. Seventh year. Four girls, four boys. Two opposing pranking teams. One hell of a battle to be won.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,268 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
On The Other Side Of The Glass by Rhyte reviews
There was a girl Hamish wanted to marry, a long time ago. He can no longer remember her name.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Hamish A., Alice K. - Complete
Folie à Deux by DailyProphetEditor reviews
Sequel to 'Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses'. Valentine's Day is over, and everybody is convinced that Minerva and Severus are a match made by Merlin himself. The only problem is... they don't seem to think so. Or do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,980 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Something Happened by Lady Bracknell reviews
Frozen white stuff falls from the sky and makes something happen. Five times. Remus/Sirius festive fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
What It Takes To Win Bell by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
-COMPLETE- Oliver Wood just can’t believe that pretty, popular Katie Bell is dating an obnoxious git like Zacharias Smith, but he's determined to find out why.... Oh, and maybe win her heart along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
To Kiss a Bloke by Risu-chan14 reviews
Remus dares Sirius to kiss a boy for the first time before the Christmas party is over. But after the kiss, Sirius feels withdrawal symptoms as he desperately wants to feel exactly how he felt that first time he kissed a bloke. RL/SB Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Dreamers and Journeys by Mystical Magician reviews
Completed! The Labyrinth changed Sarah in more ways than one. Seven years later she finds herself the librarian at Hogwarts. And she is so much more than the Muggle they believe her to be. Harry Potter crossover. JS, ADMM
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,424 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sarah, Minerva M. - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Second Chances by Mystical Magician reviews
WickedHP crossover. After being flung, nearly dead, into a new world, Elphaba fashioned a life for herself as one Minerva McGonagall. A new arrival threatens to shatter the second chance she worked so hard to attain. ADMM
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,202 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Minerva M., Elphaba T. - Complete
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Silent Game by DaftPenguinofDoom reviews
For years, the silent game they play with each other. My one shot at DraMMADic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Starting anew by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A one shot in which James is rejected yet again, but somehow lands himself dancing with Lily Evans and nearly killing her with a hipshake [not to be confused with a milkshake].
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The quiet things that no one ever knows by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter comes to the conclusion that the only logical reason Lily Evans is constantly on his mind, and the main study of his doodles during class, is because he has been clearly poisoned by the girl. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
On the Rooftop by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A year after Sirius' death, Tonks wakes to find her sweater vest wearing werewolf isn’t by her side and discovers him sitting on the roof, stargazing. RemusTonks. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Tale of Two Matchmakers by Kerichi reviews
Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something! Alternate sixth year fic with a happy ending. Is this a kissing book? [to quote the Princess Bride] Yes!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 334,299 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
Taking a Break by RootOfAsphodel reviews
-COMPLETE- In the process of trying to solve all the world's problems, Albus has taken over the staffroom, and it’s up to Minerva to get him to take a break.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
And Like A Lamb by Cranky Cauldron reviews
Post OotP. An appointment with her Healer opens a can of worms Minerva would rather not have opened, thank you very much!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
A Tabby and Her Kit by uber grasshopper reviews
Minerva stubbornly defies Dumbledore's command and rescues baby Harry Potter from his uncaring relatives. How will she handle raising him without the help of Hogwarts? REFORMATTED bask in the italics!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,157 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 117 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Go Back to Being Friends by mysid reviews
Sirius and Remus's relationship isn't exactly platonic anymore, but they aren't in love. Are they? Slash RLSB with implied sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,643 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/3/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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That Old Feeling
The story of how Dean and Seamus fell in love, as told by a 1937 classic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Letters from Lily Evans to James Potter aka Potter aka Arrogant Toerag reviews
...That She Will Never Send, Vol I. After yet another fight with Potter, Lily's assignment in detention is to vent her feelings on paper by writing letters to him and never sending them. Only problem is, the fights keep happening, and then suddenly seventh year is approaching and Lily doesn't know what her feelings are anymore. Epistolary fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,958 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
A Storybook Murder reviews
It's that time of year again, and Oz has invited multiple characters from several different series to the Grand Annual Character Conference, full of food and drink and mind-numbingly boring conversation...which makes it all the more surprising when the lights go out, the doors lock, and the bodies start hitting the floor. Who is the murderer? What is their motive? Will Max survive?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,303 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Draco M., Max, Dylan - Complete
No More Soulmates reviews
In a world where wizards are given timers that count down to the day they meet their soulmates, Seamus Finnegan chooses not to look- until a gust of wind and a conversation with Dean changes everything. Dean/Seamus, soulmate timer tattoo AU. Oneshot. Some gratuitous swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2014 - [Dean T., Seamus F.] - Complete
The Kissing Disease reviews
A few weeks after disaster at a snog party, Remus locks himself in the bathroom and refuses to come out. Why? What will the Marauders do to free him? And what does Sirius have to do with all of this? Wolfstar oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2014 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Wild
Remus is a little bit wild. And Sirius is a little bit loving it. Random fluffy oneshot, Wolfstar if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2014 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Curiosity Killed The Cat reviews
Fred attempts to get Hermione to test out one of his products, with little success. Fluffy (nowhere near) Valentine's Day oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2014 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
Paradox Space reviews
Rose loves the Doctor, not because he's human, or alien, but because he's a bit of both. He's a paradox. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2014 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Savior reviews
Mary reflects on her relationship with John. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2014 - [Mary M., John W.] - Complete
Head Over Feet reviews
In which Fred and Hermione start kissing long before they have a relationship, and spend the next couple of months trying to figure out what the hell they're doing. Oneshot. More limey than lemons, but rated to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2014 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Truth and Consequences reviews
It's been six months since Sirius cheated on Remus, leaving him devastated, and Remus still refuses to be in the same room as him. Sirius is determined to win him back by any means necessary, including a manipulative game of Truth or Dare, but what happens when a magical binding spell on the game gets things completely out of hand? RLSB. Rated M to be safe. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Blood, Snot, and Firewhiskey Shots reviews
Fed up with their bickering during the staff holiday party, Rolanda Hooch and the Hogwarts staff lock Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape into a broom closet until they agree to talk about something other than Quidditch. What follows is only what can be expected- bickering, wit, sarcasm, insults, and blood. MMSS friendship fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Hanging On reviews
It's not Fred's death that upsets George, it's living the rest of his life without him. George stays in his and Fred's old flat after Fred's death, unable to face himself or his family again. But with ghosts and dark spirits creeping around the flat, he may not be as alone in there as he thinks...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
A Proposal reviews
Sirius has a love problem and asks James for advice. What happens when you add in pregnant Lily, pantsless Peter, candles, one pot of nearly-boiled water, snogging, Remus' favorite record, multiple unknown kitchen devices, and a very bad pun? One very confused werewolf, is what! RLSB. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2013 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Caught In The Lie
Little White Lie Season 2. It's a week after the awful party, and Sami's managed to work her way back into the good graces of the popular kids. But Kevin's back, and he's no longer keeping to himself...How will Sami and Duder keep Tanya away from him? What will Sami do about Toby? And more importantly, what happens if the Reeses are caught in the lie?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,115 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2012
Butterbeer and Bitter Feelings reviews
Set post-Battle of Hogwarts. Neville sits in the Great Hall surrounded by his admirers, musing on the battle, his years at Hogwarts, and a few other things. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Neville L., Hermione G. - Complete
Slumber reviews
It's over- after a hundred years, Sleeping Beauty is finally awake. Unfortunately, not all happy endings are what they seem, and happily-ever-after rarely ends so happily. One-shot.
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Complete
Another Chance reviews
Ever since he first met her, there's been something oddly familiar about Lily Evans... SS/LP One-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Severus S., Erik - Complete