Author has written 7 stories for Pokémon.
Why hello there, you have entered my realm. BATHE IN IT'S GLORY!!!!!!!!!
Name: Mr. Ska Derp Man I
Hobbies: Hmm, I like playing video games, being outside, watching movies, being with friends, reading...suppose that's it...what a life I lead, eh?
Yeah so anyway I'm PenuginOverlord, I'm more than likely one of craziest people you'll ever meet in real life...but the odds of us ever meeting in real life are rather slim, yes? I am by no means an good author, or just an alright author, or just an author in general. You can make that out by my earlier stuff. I TRULY WANT to just delete them but for some odd reason, a handful of people like them and continue to read them. It blows me away but to each his own I guess. However writing mediocre fan fiction is entertaining to a certain degree. I usually just write about Pokemon Special (Manga) or maybe another show or something if I feel up to it. So...yeah.
I don't like setting a schedule for myself. In my opinion, setting a shedule can sometimes get stressful and it takes the fun out of writing. I enjoy writing the stories that I make, but I work at my own pace. So no one knows when the next chapter or story comes out...also I'm lazy :D
Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Post this on your page if you love Jesus Christ!
Paste this on your page if you love Nintendo!
If you think Coke is better than Pepsi, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're one the last people in the world who actually uses ancient phrases like "Please" and "Thank you", paste this on your page
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
God must love stupid people; He made so many
NASCAR= Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight
My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile
If you usually get glared at for being too hyper and saying stuff that doesn't make sense copy and paste this into your profile
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile
LIST YOUR TOP TEN POKEMON SPECIAL CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE MANGA
-Sorry Silver, Crystal, Emerald, Black and White. Love ya, wish I could include ya, ya understand ya?-
Then ask the following questions
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Number 7 favorite kind of candy?(Platina) Super-Omega-Rich People Chocolate
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Number 2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9.
You're dating 3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
What sport would Number 2 play?(Red) Baseball I guess. Mostly because I like baseball
Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Would 2 trust 5?
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?
6 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
3 told 6 he started his period.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Number 6 jumps into Number 3's lap during a scary movie, what happens?
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
1 accidentally kicked 10?
2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?
6 got high.
7 walks up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
9 can't stand 3, so how does 9 get revenge when 3 spills soda all over him/her?
10 starts working at a bar.
9 comes in and tells you he's/she's pregnant from 1.
5 and 6 did a workout together?
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
7 won the lottery?
8 had quite a big secret?
9 became a singer?
10 got a daughter?
What would 1 think of 2?
How would 3 greet 4?
What would 4 envy about 5?
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Number 4 loses his/her memory, what does 1 do about it?
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does she stay?
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
5 is having a birthday party and he/she picks a theme. What is it?
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he/she do?
8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he/she does on it?
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Where would 8 meet 9?
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Is 3 Gay?
WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
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