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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

ABOUT ME

Let's see...I'm a Canadian bookworm with an obsession of animals. My favorite colors are purple - violet and lavender, to be specific - and my favorite food is pizza. My favorite animals are cats - wild and tame. My dream car is an Audi r8. I always get straight-A's, not that I'm showing off or anything. I spend most of my free time with my head buriied in a book (im a serious bookworm) or on Microsoft Word ( I love writing too ). I have a black and gold female cat named Sisi (don't comment, it wasn't me who named her!). I would love to have a Golden Retriever but they're too expensive. My birthstone is an amethyst. I love all kinds of animals, and I even did a speech for animal rights ( my friends said i was an obsessed freak... weirdos! animals r the BEST!) I won the Science Fair a couple of times - oh, and I'm a perfectionist.

Favorite Books:

Alex Rider Series, Artemis Fowl series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series, Harry Potter Series, The Forbidden Game Series, The Alanna the Lioness Series, The Night World Series, The House of Night Series, The Twilight Series, Another Faust, ... okay i can go on forever!

HOUSE IN HOGWARTS

The sorting hat says that I belong in Gryffindor!

Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."

Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous.
Famous members include Harry, Ron, Hermione, Albus Dumbledore (head of Hogwarts), and Minerva McGonagall (head of Gryffindor).

MY STORIES

I'm new to fanfiction. net, so, to tell u the truth, so far I've only written, or started one fanfic. It's called Percy Jackson and Harry Potter:The Second Generation. The story takes place about 17 years after Voldemort was defeated by Harry Potter, and its written in Annabeht's point of view. Please read and review it. Let me know what you think, but cut me some slack. This is my first shot at writing fanfiction.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If every locker you have ever had/have hates you and wouldn't/doesn't open up for you...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.(lol. I found this on someone's profile, and I remember thinking when I was little that if I ran into the Trix rabit, I would give him some Trix)

If you think the Coco Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that her life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile. (Mo Dog to Po and Yo Dog! How's it going?)

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.( this is me)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their butt off, copy this in your profile

DONT YOU GUYS LOVE THESE THINGS? lol =)

18 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!"

16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!"

17. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you.

18. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking

When all else fails, read the directions.

Someone told me that it was illegal to kill someone just because they pissed you off...crap...

I'm not a tomboy, I'm just better than you.

I am who I am and I be who I be, you can kiss my ass if you don't like what you see.

I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.

Party hard, rock and roll. We're the class you can't control

I'm not clumsy, I just think faster than I move.

I'm not random, I just think quicker than you. Jealous?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Does the noise in my head bother you?

When it rains at my party, we dance in the rain.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Being mature is overrated.

I'm the kind of kid who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
when mom was your hero and Dad was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and race issues were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?I know what happened to that last one. . .but what about everything else?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL.

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART.

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG.

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY.

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH.

Calling me FAT won't make you PERFECT.

Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL.

So why bother?

So youre saying that

i'm a loser because i don't want to be popular.
i'm a pansy because i dont ask every guy out.
i'm > > special because i act silly in public.
i'm nasty because i have a single zit on my face.
i'm a hippy because i'm not cool with violence.
i'm a freak because i don't dress just like you.
i'm a moron because i stand up for myself.
i'm a retard when i make a C on a test...
but a nerd when i make an A, or a B.
can i tell you something, sweetheart?

labels dont define me

I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj

If your a fan of Fairly Odd Parents and/or Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. i need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)
2. the answer is... (look at #11)
3. don't get mad. (look at #15)
4. calm down. (look at #13)
5. first. (look at #2)
6. don't be that mad. (look at #12)
7. i just wanted to say hi lol :P
8. what i wanted to tell you is... (look at 14)
9. be patient. (look at #4)
10. this is the last time okay. (look at #7)
11. i'm not crazy. (look at #6)
12. sorry. (look at #8)
13. don't be hype. (look at #10)
14. i don't know how to say this. (look at #3)
15. you must be ticked off now. (look at #9)

If you quote along with your favourite shows and love doing that, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've seen the colours pink and green and suddenly think of Cosmo and Wanda, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you screamed in joy when you saw Anti-Cosmo or HP being pedo towards Timmy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are getting old and you keep on watching and loving cartoon, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an iPod with lots of Fairly Odd Parents and Danny Phantom episodes on it, copy and paste this into your profile.

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you have Phantom Phever and you know you do, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you freak out when you get a 91, not because of how you thought that you would do previosly, but because in Danny Phantom: Teacher of the Year Danny got a 91 on his English exam, copy and paste this into your profile.

If every time the first answer to a test is "D," you laugh silently (or out loud) because of Danny Phantom: The Ultimate Enemy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you laugh at inapropriate moments, CAPTIYP.

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a total klutz copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you're a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate annoying fangirls who create an account on ff.net only to write a story where they insert themselves in their favorite cartoon, movie or book without even thinking twice to check their grammar and punctuation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with DANNY PHANTOM, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends don't really like DANNY PHANTOM, but you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If Avercrombie and Holister said it wasn't cool to breath 95 of all teens would stop breathing. If you are part of the 5 who would die laughing instead copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here! Mistieana. Cara(TheHuntress), Linzerj, iddiotic 95 precent.

If you ever ran into a sliding glass door that you thought was open copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are writing 12 stories at the same time copy and paste this to your profile

If you keep forgetting how to spell squirrel copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who is a walking encyclpedia copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read so much fanfiction that you start confusing them with the real book copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you hate doors copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh gods...multiple times...)

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Eeveeninja77, Linzerj, Hermione137

If you can read this you are blessed because more than two billion people can't read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend hours reading, writing, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an unhealthy obsession with reading books and fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. What movie/show is it? (I will quote from any cartoon, TV show, or movie I know of at random times just because I randomly feel like it.)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're ever talked to yourself and actually answered out loud while people in the room looked at you like you had seven limbs, three unnatural (well, duh) heads, and feathers sprouting from everywhere on you, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get angry that not all of the copy-and-paste things have proper puncuation, copy and past this onto your profile.

If you are forever striving to achieve good grammar, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (all the time)

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the planet to become more sustainable, copy and paste this into your profile, then go recycle something.

If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up a Naruto manga and know exactly which part you're at by reading one bubble. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OGD (Obsessive Gaara Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you laugh at someone doing an ordinary thing like combing their hair. Crazy is if you've memorized the Zelda game backwards and forwards because you've played it 5 times and helpped people play it 4 times! Crazy is if you talk to you're imaganary friends so much even your mother thinks you're insane. Crazy is when you just randomly burst out laughing during an 'akward silence' moment, then just said, "So, what's up?". If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, Anya Urameshi, MyObsessionIsGaara,slytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01. Mistieana, Linzerj

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01, Mistieana, Cara(TheHuntress), Linzerj

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! And/or if you're one of the 2 who hasn't been or drunk alcohol. (I had Champagne when I was nine but Dad wanted us to taste it for New Years. I spat it out when I tasted it, nasty stuff. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.)(no that line does not belong to me, it comes from the movie Princess Bride. If you haven't seen that movie go out right now and watch it.) LinkFangirl01. Yuk Achohol. It smells horrible ! How can people like that stuff!) Mistieana (I completly agree with LinkFangirl01. Even abbout 'The Princess Bride') Cara(TheHuntress), Linzerj (I did this for the muffins thing! And, yeah, I agree with LinkFangirl01 and Mistieana.)

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile

I want child abuse to stop. If you do to, copy and paste this into your profile

I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile

I don't understand some of the things people put on the copy and paste things, if you don't too copy this to your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.

Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes.

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense..
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
Whatever you are, be a good one.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Belief gets in the way of learning.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total:10
(I think that's a bad thing...oh well)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 10 ( I'm okay... not a girly girl and not a tomboy either =)

Helpful Advice: A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Every day, thousands of animals are abandoned, abused, and even killed. Cats get injuries like Brightheart's; scars and injuries, and no love at all. Some lose body parts, and others just lose hope. They can't speak out for themselves, but we can. Please help save the animals from being abused. Copy and paste this message if you want animal abuse to stop.

Animals are on the brink of extintion everywhere. Some are hunted away, and otehrs are losing their hmes. Copy and paste this message if you want to help save the wild animals in any way you can.

You know you live in 2009 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'

7.) You just realized that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object

8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 5th graders know geography more than their parents)

9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of cht spk typose, nd smily faces

10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

14.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

15.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

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The Sharpest Lives by fihli reviews
Set after GONE. Caine, Drake, and Diana meet a girl who's fate quickly becomes intertwined with theirs. (Apologies for overdone theme of Drake-And-A-Girl. Updated after two year hiatus.)
Gone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,807 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Drake M.
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 382,170 - Reviews: 4609 - Favs: 6,485 - Follows: 7,252 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Percy Jackson and the Hogwarts Students by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
What if 14 Hogwarts students came to Camp Half-Blood with Dumbledore to help in the Titan War? Percabeth, HPGW, RWHG. Rated T for romance and violence. Violence is later on. HP/PJO crossover!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,791 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Percy J.
Children of Potter by Owl and Crow reviews
The next generation in the Harry Potter world. Crazy James Sirius Potter, naughtly Lily Luna Potter and sensible Albus Severus Potter. Find out what it's like being raised by Ron and Hermione and what Oliver Wood's done to his poor children!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 146,871 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 12/18/2008 - James S. P., OC
Back To School by Stitch415 reviews
Takes place after TLO but before The Lost Hero. Percy, Annabeth and Nico goes to Goode High after winning the Titan war. But there, they'll meet an old friend . . . One our hero, Percy, is not happy to see. Rated T. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,671 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Percy J.
The Other Four Bar by TrueKelpa reviews
Set after Hunger. Kayla is a four bar determined not to choose sides between Sam and Caine. But will that change? O/C
Gone - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,330 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Caine S., Sam T.
Something to Talk About by KaceyO reviews
Lily Potter always thought Ginny's story of falling in love with her older brother's best friend was romantic-And then it happened to her. Keeping a secret from a nosy family and an overprotective brother is not quiete the fairytale, but Ben is worth it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 107,042 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
Lorcan & Lysander by BrutieBoots reviews
Lorcan and Lysander Scamander are the twin sons of Luna Lovegood and Rolf Scamander and sworn rivals. But in their fifth year, every boundary and prejudice will change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 51 - Words: 63,408 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Lorcan S., Lysander S. - Complete
The Damage Has Been Done by BackToBlonde reviews
Set after Atlantis Complex, Artemis is 18 and cured. Holly has promised she'll never see him again, but what will happen when he is kidnapped by Opal Koboi? Will she rescue him in time? Rated T just in case. Final chapter is now up! Sequel is also out.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,907 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Body Swap by Vanessa Gordon reviews
Ginny Weasley's life was going great. She had a loving boyfriend, she'd just helped to win the quidditch cup and even her OWLS coming up couldn't ruin her mood. Until a potion explodes behind her in class one day, and she wakes up in the arms some guy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ginny W., Annabeth C. - Complete
Ultimate Retribution by Lollerwaffle reviews
Wizards and Demigods live in ignorance of the other's existence. Their meeting is inevitable, but as fighting immediately ensues, is this chaos the result of a secret, ancient-evil plan? Harry and Percy discover that they're not so different. Somepairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Percy J.
devotion is for the weak of mind by Nanaho-Hime reviews
No matter how many times she scrubs her hands she can still feel him whispering into her palm. LucyLorcan for a Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Lorcan S., Lucy W. - Complete
Lysander's Unicorn by Sitting Pretty Still reviews
Lysander Scammander takes after both his parents, really. Nothing matters more to him than the magical animals. But sometimes, the animal can't win, and steps must e taken- for the greater good. next generation
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Lysander S., Lorcan S.
When Sally Met Poseidon by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
I decided to write a story about this topic. I wanted to post this yesterday, on Valentine's Day, but I couldn't. Read! One-shot, but very, very long.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Poseidon, Sally J. - Complete
The Story of Four Friends by Star of the North reviews
Twenty years before Harry Potter entered Hogwarts for the first time, four young men had made that self-same journey. Twenty years before Harry Potter there were the Marauders. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. This is their story. Post HBP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 324,870 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 3/12/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Second Generation by saruneko reviews
Albus Potter, Rose Weasley and Scoripus Malfoy meet on the train one day. They are about to start their first year. What could happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Daphne Greengrass and the 6th Year From Hell by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
COMPLETE! A Slytherin in the DA? Fighting at the Ministry? Crushing on The Chosen One? Now, I'm gonna pay. I'm Daphne Greengrass and my 6th year is turning into a bloody nightmare! An AU Slytherin and Trio friendship story tracking HBP. RHr, HPGW, MCDG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 199,785 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Ron W., Daphne G. - Complete
Percy Jackson & Harry Potter:The Second Generation reviews
Percy and Annabeth think being demigods is as wierd as wierd can get, but they soon change their minds when Lily Luna Potter, a witch, saves them from a Dementor attack. The Dark Creatures are awakening. Why? It's up to the three of them to find out. R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,323 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010