Author has written 5 stories for Warriors, Supernatural, and Teen Wolf.
Information you might want to know:
Hair color: wanna be orange (soon-to-be blue)
Eye color: blue blast
Favorite TV shows: Supernatural, Vampire Diaries, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Merlin
Current obsessions: The Boondock Saints, Marianas Trench and 5 Seconds of Summer (Disney comes and goes)
Heya!! If y'all wanna know my Guidelines, let me know!! Otherwise, I don't want them to be a waste of space...also, feel free to message me anytime you want!! Another damn thing, if you review one of my stories telling me my spelling is giving you cancer, that's fine! I'll correct it right away!! They're probably just mistakes I didn't see...But don't fucking message me pointing out all the fucking mistakes I make or tell me I need beta-reader just so you can understand, because I will find you and I will skiiiiiiiiiiiiiin you. I always leave room for improvement, and I really do appreciate constructive criticism, but I swear to motherfucking gods everywhere, don't be a fucking jerkass face in my presence or you'll motherfucking regret that your parents ever did the frick frack so could be born into your miserable as balls little, insignificant, life.
This has been a PSA for little fucking jerkass face Simpleman some numbers I really can't be bothered to remember. If you too have been prey to this stupid little git, come find me! We'll form a club!
oh, and I also have my own 10 commandments:
1. Thou shall love chocolate.
2. Thou shall fight for what thy think is right.
3. Thou shall protect family and friends.
4. Thou shall be embathetic and evil equaly.
5. Thou shall strike poses.
6. Thou shall grin with all teeth.
7. Thou shall love steak as much as thyself
8. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls.
9. Thou shall love cats and wolves.
10. Thou shall be free of all restrictive bonds.
Put this in your profile if...
If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa
If you have ever run into a door
If you have ever tripped over your own feet
If you have ever tripped down the stairs
If you have ever fallen up the stairs
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason
If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing
If you have ever almost kissed a guy, but then sneezed
If you have ever forgot the password to your laptop
If you have ORD (obsessive reading disorder)
If you can open any book of the twilight saga at any random page and know exactly what's happening
If you have ever had a hang-over two days after the actual party.
yes, all of these things are true. I wouldn't put them there if they weren't. Obviously.
You say pink
I say blue
You say the mall
I say a forest
You say a poodle
I say a wolf
You say Myspace
I say Tumblr
You say Justin Beiber
I say Marianas Trench
You say talking on the phone
I say reading
You say a magazine
I say Anita Blake
You say Hannah Montanna
I say Avril Lavigne
You say popular
I say real friends
You say skirts
I say jeans
You say texting
I say writing
You say life should be perfect
I say life should be worth effort
You say "Bitch!"
I say ''That's Ms. Bitch to you.''