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Author has written 4 stories for Avengers, and Naruto.

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What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

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Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 265,937 - Reviews: 6352 - Favs: 6,778 - Follows: 7,486 - Updated: 10/28 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because, sometimes, we are what our adversaries make of us. Because Gatō only needed Zabuza to neutralize Kakashi. He isn't afraid of one little pink-haired genin. But even mice will bite when cornered. A story of where fear drives the most vulnerable member of Team Seven, from Wave and beyond.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 224,097 - Reviews: 6022 - Favs: 4,816 - Follows: 5,121 - Updated: 9/25 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 237,383 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 2,799 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Tuna Fish and Red-Splattered Pages by Pitch Black Magpie reviews
Naruto is an antisocial bookworm with a strange tuna obsession who knows more than he lets on. Sasuke is determined to give them the best in life. Sakura wants to learn how to crush buildings, among other things. Kakashi tries to keep it together, even when his team turns out to be total maniacs; that is, when Naruto isn't dumpster-diving or talking to ghosts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 301,785 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 3,878 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 151,206 - Reviews: 3430 - Favs: 5,957 - Follows: 6,215 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
A Chance Encounter by spectre4hire reviews
What if Harry didn't bump into the Weasleys at Kings Cross on his first day? What if he met another family? A family that knew his parents. This simple encounter will set him on a different path including new friends and new ambitions. Includes: Slytherin!Harry, Good!Dumbledore, Conflicted!Snape, & Supportive!Remus. Years 1-2. Complete! The Sequel is posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,906 - Reviews: 2455 - Favs: 7,185 - Follows: 7,770 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Team 7's Ascension: Lines in the Sand by Eilyfe reviews
Keep fighting, they say, eventually you will have won. But what is winning? As order in the Element Nations collapses, Team Seven asks just that. The desert cries out and on blood-soaked dunes their sandals leave imprints. Where do you draw the line when war puts morality into question at every turn? [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,444 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,211 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 5,038 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3481 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11485 - Favs: 8,104 - Follows: 2,927 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,683 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 5,877 - Follows: 4,465 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 3974 - Favs: 6,244 - Follows: 5,378 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,524 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
The Price is Right by Hi Pot And News reviews
AU Harry is more money-conscious when he arrives at Gringotts with Hagrid. He's not going to let the wonder of magic take away his common sense and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,285 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 5,032 - Follows: 3,678 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,508 - Reviews: 4669 - Favs: 7,629 - Follows: 2,721 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33790 - Favs: 21,775 - Follows: 16,836 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 5,538 - Follows: 2,765 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Game of Champions by L. Lamora reviews
There are many trainers in the world; they exist in degrees, from dabbler to legend. But only one can be the very best - one man, one Champion. I am that one. I am that man. My name? Red.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 128,413 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 3,183 - Follows: 2,962 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Red, Concordia/Helena
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 218,497 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 5,880 - Follows: 3,472 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 6151 - Favs: 8,565 - Follows: 7,761 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Forsaken by lilpurplebird reviews
Being a Legendary isn't always a good thing—they realized that too late when the world came to an end. Mercifully, they were given another chance, but at a cost: They had agreed in a previous life to become mortal should they have failed to uphold their duties. Unbeknownst to them, however, there is a dark power lying in wait, targeting Mew and Mewtwo to do its dirty work...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,577 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 3/25/2010 - [Mew, Mewtwo]
Chance Encounters by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,374 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 4,818 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 6,229 - Follows: 2,526 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 11017 - Favs: 7,040 - Follows: 6,325 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Pack by Laughing Jackdaw reviews
About an Anbu-team that doesn't really do anything besides bugging each other, completing missions behind the scenes, and getting injured and having to stay in the hospital. There's nothing more to it than that. Kakashi, Genma, Raido and Tenzou - The Hokage is still wondering why he likes them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,684 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Kakashi H., Yamato
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 9113 - Favs: 18,269 - Follows: 11,570 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Two's a Crowd: The Blood Stone by Writing Therapist reviews
Harry's double life gets even more complicated, and a hell of a lot more interesting, when he has to start attending Hogwarts. Will he drive everyone else insane or will the school make HIM sane? Follow up to Two's a Crowd: The Beginning
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,398 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 2,543 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Into the illusion by Laughing Jackdaw reviews
alternative title: 'Obito and the Aya(Ka)kashi'. AU: After getting himself lost in the forest and disrupting a festival of Gods, Uchiha Obito has to get along with an odd spirit called Kakashi, who, for some reason, has been assigned to protect him from vengeful spirits out for his blood. While Obito struggles with grasping the concepts of Chakra, Kakashi is struggling to wake up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Obito U., Kakashi H.
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 5,148 - Follows: 1,331 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12215 - Favs: 11,042 - Follows: 6,952 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3482 - Favs: 4,203 - Follows: 2,084 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Crowley's Bones by Sparkle Itamashii reviews
The story of Crowley and his hellhound.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Crowley - Complete
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Some Things in Common by lokisadvocate reviews
Mutual fears lead to mutual cuddling. Frostiron.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. Sequels up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,952 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 2,715 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 3,495 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Obsession by Ranna's Heart reviews
Sakura decides she will get Kakashi no matter what it takes. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Seriously by Ordis reviews
In which everything that happens in The Avengers is really a big try out to see if the team put together by Nick Fury is going to work. Agent Loki is not pleased to learn the good guys never got the memo. Written for Norsekink.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 218 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Chasing The Sun by Loten reviews
AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 491,105 - Reviews: 8280 - Favs: 5,203 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Loki OdinLaufeyson: Guide and Owner's Manual by Mischief11 reviews
Cant figure out whats with the glow stick? Wondering why he turns blue when he gets brain freeze? Read the manual for help!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Loki - Complete
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 4,548 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
It All Fell Apart by dark-spirited Bakura reviews
Akatsuki was never a place for caring from the start. So what happened to change that? One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
An Archangel and a Soul Walk into a Bar by the-not-writer reviews
Gabriel knows he shouldn't fall in love with incorporeal souls, but to his credit, he has a feeling Sam's future body is going to be totally hot. Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,380 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 8,423 - Follows: 4,522 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 11,443 - Follows: 2,797 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Shinobi Bachelor by PerfectNezumi reviews
The Elders want Kakashi to produce a heir to his bloodline, so Tsunade sets up a competition for him to find his soulmate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,378 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Recycling Incident by UNseated4TH reviews
The topic was taboo. The memory was one that lurked as a silent reminder at the back of each Akatsuki's mind every second Sunday. It was the memory of the disastrous Recycling Incident.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Horror Series: The Candy Addict's Menu by Tyranno's girl reviews
Diamond's a girl's best friend? Hardly! Everyone knows that chocolate and sugar are the cure to all that ails you. And no one knows this better than Uchiha Itachi: The BEST baker around...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,822 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2325 - Favs: 5,249 - Follows: 3,614 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2264 - Favs: 7,420 - Follows: 3,335 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6446 - Favs: 8,323 - Follows: 4,251 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rivalry by Lady Silvamord reviews
Once every two weeks, Itachi, Sakura, Sasuke, and Karin get together for dinner. Post-Shinobi Fourth War AU, sequel to That Awkward Conversation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,400 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
That Awkward Conversation by Lady Silvamord reviews
Itachi and Sakura have a rather embarassing problem. Post 4th War AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 96 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
What the Future Holds by Jasmin Kaiba reviews
Things had once again gone horribly wrong, and the only person to blame was Naruto. Such beginning of a day never meant good things for poor Sakura. Today she gets a peak into her future. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Best Friends by hoshi rene reviews
Sakura Haruno is a sophmore at a High School in Suna. One day, when she was browsing the web, she found something very interesting that made her meet Tsunade Senju. They will help each other even though they have never met. Collab fic with Rinna-chan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,120 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Melancholy of a Pokemon Trainer by Infamousplot reviews
No matter what you do in the world of pokemon, one person never seems to notice. You can save the world, defeat the elite four, capture every legendary or discover a new species... And mom never gives a crap. One pokemon trainer learns this the hard way.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3637 - Favs: 3,941 - Follows: 2,111 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 8199 - Favs: 8,005 - Follows: 4,048 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
Dark Moon by Troid reviews
The moon fades to a silhouetted hole in the stars. A plot surrounding the mysteriously altered celestial body unfolds...can the true enemy be discovered in time? Part one of the Reverse Moon trilogy. Now heavily rewritten!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,988 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Darkrai - Complete
Shades of Sunrise by mrie reviews
In which Sakura is injured and Itachi is nothing she expected. On hate and healing, anger and adoration, and how easily everything can change. – Itachi x Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,115 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Lady Sakura by therealesther reviews
AU. She was told that she had been only four years old when a tall, silver-haired young stranger had been found bleeding and unconscious in the rice field of a Haruno serf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 3,363 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4041 - Favs: 7,420 - Follows: 2,877 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rules of the Deathnote by AkatsukiMemberShadow reviews
The Rules of the Deathnote, Facts about Shinigami and the Deathnote, and How to kill a Shinigami nuff said. Note This is not a story just the rules of the Deathnote.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Ryuk, Rem - Complete
It's My Life by Fyreheart reviews
After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,383 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 6,304 - Follows: 2,765 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Attack of the Oncoming Dawn by Esashar reviews
What happens when the Copy-Ninja is forced into a corner? When his friends become his enemies? When he is made to break every vow he has sworn to honour? There can only be one answer. He fights back!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,296 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kakashi H., Akatsuki - Complete
A Crisis Of Faith by The-Lady-Isis reviews
Shayera is suspicious. Wally is worried. John and J’onn are jittery. Clark is confused. Diana is desperate. Bruce just bleeds. All reviews welcome.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
The Truth Under the Mask by Migalouch reviews
The League is invited to a celebration, Diana gets an opportunity to shadow Batman, and a party so frightening it could cause a heart attack. Continuation of my BM/WW series slight AU warning.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,940 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
My New Roommate by Kapootya reviews
A mistake on a lease has caused a doctor and a lawyer to become roommates. Unfortunately neither of them want to live with the other and this is the story of how they try to make eachother's lives miserable for an apartment. Itachi/Sakura. Who will last?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Ballad of Deoxys and Mewtwo by Ysavvryl reviews
"Gee Mewtwo, what do you want to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night Deoxys: try to take over the world!"
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,294 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Deoxys, Mewtwo - Complete
Itachi and Kisame Get High by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
While passing through a small village, a merchant tells Kisame about a special herb that supposedly makes people 'see things.' Kisame buys it to try and help Itachi's deteriorating eyesight, and the two soon discover it's good stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Goodbye Stranger by ibuberu reviews
For the fathers who are never there, and the sons and daughters who always were. — protagonists.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Red, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
Lost And Found by Lady Silvamord reviews
At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 206,516 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Horror Series: The Konoha Tailor Shop by Tyranno's girl reviews
I have been watching over you, even when you left me I have waited for you to return. I gave you everything I had, my whole being... Why do you continue to treat me this way?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,558 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6272 - Favs: 11,545 - Follows: 4,410 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 3,863 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,745 - Reviews: 3882 - Favs: 6,243 - Follows: 2,951 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 5073 - Favs: 5,038 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11623 - Favs: 16,820 - Follows: 6,711 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
House of Crows by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4746 - Favs: 3,027 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Color by Melby7777 reviews
Not every person you meet will be human. From the 100 theme challenge, and the only one I'm putting here. No, this isn't the whole thing, just snippets from the idea I got one day. So if it's confusing, it's because somethings are left out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,625 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 5,808 - Follows: 2,498 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 7,121 - Follows: 1,591 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oasis by Nugar reviews
They couldn't break her spirit, so they killed her mind. Dark themed but mostly hopeful/happy. Oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 251 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
What Happens in Oklahoma by The-Lady-Isis reviews
What happens in Oklahoma, stays in Oklahoma." But what if what happens in Oklahoma decides it doesn't want to be left there...? BMWW, based on 'The Once And Future Thing'. Review please!
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,550 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Sinch In Time by Blade Redwind reviews
Six years pass. Jiraiya & Naruto left Leaf. Sasuke & Kakashi left too. Sakura's been working with Tsunade. Paths cross as the men return. And somehow the three ninja find themselves hurled twenty years in the past. Summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 297,557 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8177 - Favs: 9,256 - Follows: 4,885 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cupid by TCLessley reviews
In which Sakura is struck by an arrow.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,112 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - [Petunia D., Remus L.] Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
A Series of Firsts by leafygirl reviews
A series of moments that happen between Sakura and Kakashi on a rotation at an ANBU camp as they discover their dynamic has changed over the years. One Shot. Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 169 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Two's a Crowd: The Beginning by Writing Therapist reviews
What happens when Harry ends up in Gotham City and runs into it's most infamous criminal?
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,289 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 298 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Nymph by SilverShine reviews
To her it is as natural as breathing. She wouldn't know how to keep men from adoring her, even if she tried. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,412 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Puzzle Without An Answer by Master of Caffeine reviews
Professor Hershel Layton: esteemed archaeologist, puzzle master...and an ingenious serial killer. Oneshot, rated T for violence. Written for AtomicScribble.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 6,607 - Follows: 719 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Some Odd Convictions by shoutgraffiti reviews
The stroke of a sage's brush relies on more than just a good story: The Tale of Uzumaki Naruto begins, simply, with fear.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
The Powers That Be by Whigmus Lister reviews
COMPLETE. A life altering experience challenges Batman and Superman to deal with possibilities and opportunities they never considered before. The rest of the League must judge for themselves the meaning of these occurrences.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 180,770 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
InJustice For All :How It Really Happened: by sabrinaw reviews
We all know that Batman was captured by the Lex Luthor and the lot. But what we *don't* know, is what *really* happened. See, this is why Batman doesn't smile. It doesn't do anything but get him into trouble...
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 660 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5434 - Favs: 5,598 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil by E.A. Week reviews
The Doctor is determined to find the meaning of the drums the Master claims to hear in his mind. The truth may be more than either of them had bargained for.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,060 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 163 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 4,658 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 216 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Lies by H.E. Gray reviews
It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Hatake Kakashi Never Wanted by Eldr-Fire reviews
Kakashi tried so hard to stay away from the path that seemed inevitable... Kakashi angst, character death, Kakashi Gaiden spoilers. No flames, please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 258 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Prankster by demonrubberducky reviews
A rash of pranks has broken out in Konoha in the aftermath of the Chuunin Exams. Kakashi is determined to find the ninja responsible, but just who will be outwitting who? KxI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,962 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Lady of Shalott by Ibex's Lyre reviews
*Completed* The question answered, the curse come true, the end is upon her, and the beginning...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,369 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/8/2002 - Published: 8/14/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
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Shinra Tensei reviews
The world of shinobi is a harsh one, full of shades of grey. In the aftermath of Sasuke's death, Sakura changes. Konoha does not notice. Slowly but surely, Sakura's loyalty to Konoha wavers, and starts to reach its breaking point... (Canon AU/slow build/Sakura eventually joins Akatsuki)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,560 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/24 - Published: 5/28 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H., Akatsuki
Circle You, Circle You reviews
Loki slowly turned around, horrified by the thought of what could have happened. Thor was lying on the floor. He wasn't moving. At the same time in a wholly different place, Natasha heard her parents discussing something that would change her life forever. (They say death is the end. For them, it is only the beginning.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Bus Stop reviews
Natasha held Clint's hand. Clint was not sleeping, for once. Not today, because he felt what Natasha knew. (She could see Thor's bus stop approaching)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Thor, Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Day The Whole World Went Away reviews
After Tony's death, Loki will take the arc reactor form his chest and keep it with him utill the day it finally stops working. He won't cry when he sees its light has died. Instead, he will pick it up and carry it into battle as he begins Ragnarök; Never letting the dead reactor go until the moment he is slain in battle.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 9/13/2012 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki] - Complete