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Joined 12-03-10, id: 2640769, Profile Updated: 05-16-12
Author has written 102 stories for Supernatural, Merlin, Star Wars, Junjō Romantica, Harry Potter, Misc. Anime/Manga, Sherlock, Fullmetal Alchemist, Weiss Kreuz, Pet Shop of Horrors, Hawaii Five-0, Misc. Tv Shows, Gundam Wing/AC, Kuroshitsuji, Star Trek: 2009, Stargate: Atlantis, Torchwood, White Collar, Teen Wolf, Thor, Inception, Avengers, Tangled, Due South, Sherlock Holmes, Captain America, Total Recall 2070, and Avengers.

Profile:

Multi-fandom crack addict. Robot fetishist. Writer.

Fandoms:

There is no fandom that I am not a part of. Seriously.

Orientation:

Slash. Because fictional orientations are orientations, too, and fannish sexuality is just as valid as any other kind. I think so, anyway. Yeah, there's something wrong with me.

Archive:

My 'true' archive is at the Archive of Our Own, where you can find my work under the same username. There are a great many stories on AO3 that I cannot host here, due to the restrictions on adult content.

Updates:

While I do write regularly, I have so many works in progress in so many different fandoms that it might be a while before you'll see an update for your favorite story, in your fandom. True fact. And one that I do feel sorry for, but hey. Them's the breaks.

Reviews:

Always welcome.

Flames:

Not so much.

Love:

I have it. For all of you.

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Ligature reviews
Derek and Laura, after the fire. WARNING: INCEST.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Derek H. - Complete
Dogs of War reviews
Set in an alternate universe in which Peter survived the Hale fire intact, but still psychopathic, and took a recently-orphaned Stiles under his wing. Result: An ultra-violent young werewolf with considerable moral deficiencies.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Specificity reviews
All Eames wants is a little specificity.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Unreasonable to Assume reviews
A side-story to 'Reasonable to Assume,' although that series is still continuing! This is basically just a series of scenes from Jar's childhood, following him all the way from his first words to his first crush.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
To the Shire Born reviews
Stiles is the keeper of the Ring. Derek is the keeper of Stiles. ONE LOTR FUSION TO RULE THEM ALL!
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
The Light of Hidden Flowers reviews
Secrets are meant to be kept. A little scene examining Stiles's potential gender issues.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Ain't No Casablanca reviews
Agents D and S save the world. Again. A 'Men in Black' fusion for everyone that has ever wanted to see Derek and Stiles in matching black suits!
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
I Don't Want No Fly Guy, I Just Want A Shy Guy reviews
"I mean," slurs Stiles, "I'd totally want to lose my gayginity to you, man."
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Danny, Stiles - Complete
Natural Selection reviews
A Teen Wolf/Avengers fusion! BEACON, also known as the Bureau of Enforcement, Armed Combat and Offensive Neutralization, has established the Avengers Initiative in order to, uh, fight crime. And rampaging alien hordes. And stuff.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Entrapment reviews
"So," says Stiles, lips barely able to move against Derek's shoulder. "This is a thing, huh? I don't think we can deny that it's a thing. A conspiracy. All supernatural beings want us to be trapped in enclosed spaces."
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
And When I Breathed, My Breath Was Lightning reviews
See, the thing is, breathing's kind of overrated.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Let's Start A War, A Nuclear War reviews
The obligatory gay bar story. Stiles gets hit on and Derek goes berserk. Meanwhile, Scott is all-knowing and Danny is awesome.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Every You, Every Me reviews
Peter has always wanted Stiles. Now, he has the means to get him.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Peter H., Stiles - Complete
Nine Lives reviews
Spock turns into a cat. All hell breaks loose.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk
Reasonable to Assume reviews
Stiles and Derek raise a baby together. Or Stiles raises a baby; Derek just hangs around and panics.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,276 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Stiles, Derek H.
A Solitary Magic reviews
The Avengers go to Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/16/2012
Song of the Last Day reviews
First Officer D'rek wants to Pon Farr the hell out of little Ensign Stilinski.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 139 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Statute of Limitations reviews
Clint Barton is a. seventeen, b. only slightly addicted to porn and c. infatuated with Phil Coulson. ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B.
Killed By My Grace reviews
A dark, fractured retelling of 'Sleeping Beauty', starring Derek Hale as the rescuer-turned-abductor, as the feral, carnivorous prince.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Lilith reviews
Mrs. Holmes spends quality time with her two sons.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Endgame reviews
Kirk and Spock play chess. On and off the board. Or, the one in which Spock stealth-marries Kirk. Because Spock's sneaky that way.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/19/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Real Boys reviews
A reworking of the classic fairy tale, "Pinocchio," starring Stiles as Pinocchio, Sheriff Stilinski as Geppetto, Peter Hale as the villainous puppeteer and Derek as the world's unlikeliest, BAMFest Jiminy Cricket.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Stiles, Derek H.
Dearly Bought reviews
A short glimpse of a much darker alternate universe.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Somber and Ferocious reviews
Eames still gets a little thrill when Arthur calls him 'master', childish as it is to be thrilled by such things. But it's like being the owner of a magnificent piece of weaponry, or a perfectly-tamed jungle cat; Eames can't be blamed for enjoying it.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Arthur, Eames
A Monstrous Thing reviews
Derek is a high school teacher out to make a difference. Stiles is... just different.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 119 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Devil You Know reviews
Eames is a demon. Arthur is a priest. Predictably, they fall in love.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Arthur, Eames
Lampshaded reviews
Stiles Stilinski does "Aladdin and the Lamp". Derek, by the way, is his genie.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Stiles, Derek H.
Certain Dark Things reviews
Peter Hale is the best-worst father-husband ever.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Peter H., Stiles - Complete
Shadowcraft reviews
A shadow makes no movement of its own. A shadow mirrors its master.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/21/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock
A Savage Harvest reviews
Peter reaps what he sows.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Peter H., Stiles - Complete
The Suite Life of Stiles and Sourghost reviews
Derek is a ghost. Stiles is his anchor.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Le Freak reviews
Dean freaks out about the gay crush his angel has on him. Warning: This is COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
His Words Were Pearls reviews
Stiles gets a proposal. Derek doesn't punctuate like normal people.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Nightwatchers reviews
Derek isn't exactly Batman. Stiles isn't exactly Robin. Still, somehow, they make it work.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Extraordinary Measures reviews
Dean Winchester and his angel boyfriend travel to Britain and vanquish a Dark Lord. A Harry Potter crossover!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Triptych reviews
A brief scene from McCoy's imagined past. Or: An alternate universe in which Kirk, Spock and McCoy are all students at Starfleet, and are the very best of friends - until something goes suddenly, horribly wrong.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2012 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
A Kind of Poverty reviews
Castiel thinks about touch. Specifically, about touching Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Three's Company, Two's a Crowd reviews
The multiverse makes them do it. Or, the one in which the author proves that when Dean Winchester, Jim Kirk and Sirius Black are stuck in a room, there's really only one thing they can do. A triple crossover: Supernatural/Harry Potter/Star Trek 2009.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sirius B., Dean W. - Complete
Modus Vivendi reviews
Never play Truth or Dare with a Potter. Just. Don't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sirius B., Severus S.
Areté reviews
The Pendragons are one of the most influential families in the European mafia. Arthur, heir to the Pendragon clan and vicious misanthrope, leads a life fraught with blood, sex and violence - until he meets Merlin, the only man more powerful than he is.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Sound Logic reviews
"Watson," I murmured into his ear, "this is most irregular."
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/16/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Set and Match reviews
Detectives Hume and Kowalski indulge in a size contest.
Crossover - Due South & Total Recall 2070 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Ray K. - Complete
And Lo, They Beat Again, These Unscrupulous Hearts reviews
A "Pride and Prejudice" crossover! Spock is Mr. Darcy. Kirk is Elizabeth Bennet. Austen is turning in her grave.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock
Like Souls That Balance Joy And Pain reviews
Eugene is, quite literally, tangled. WARNING: Hair bondage. There, I said it.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Fuse reviews
This is how it happens.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Gentle Heart is a Savage Leash reviews
Possession goes both ways. Warning: Contains non-explicit sexual content and references to rape.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Tender as the Dawn reviews
Guy can resist everything except temptation. Based on the manga "Shounen Oujo" by Yukihiro Utako.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
If Thy Hand Offend Thee reviews
Castiel returns. Dean won't let him leave again. WARNING: Dark content and non-explicit slash.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Sword Among His Pinions
A short story based on the manga "Cesare" by Fuyumi Souryo. SLASH.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Complete
A Voice, A Subtle Thunder reviews
Sherlock is, perhaps, a cruel master. But one can hardly ask his pets.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Plunderer reviews
In which Arthur is a geisha.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Arthur, Eames
Once Bitten, Twice Shy reviews
Odin Allfather owns two high-maintenance pets. Loki is a cat. Thor is a dog. They don't get along - until, finally, disastrously, they do. This is absolute, unabashed crack! You have been warned!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
My Throat, Your Teeth reviews
Resistance is futile. Or, Stiles discovers that it's better to let the crazy werewolf have his way.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Suns of Silver, Waves of Pearl reviews
In which Arthur is a pirate.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Étude reviews
The thing is, you should never get drunk with Tony Stark. Steve/Tony slash.
Crossover - Avengers & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Relativity reviews
Spock thinks they're working. Kirk thinks they're flirting. Please note that this is a sequel to "By Any Other Name" and "Camouflage," both of which can be found in my profile.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Always Shall Be reviews
An alternate universe in which Kirk and Spock find themselves - and each other - much earlier.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Camouflage reviews
Jim tries to convince Spock that their duties as superheroes include attending community events. Such as the Mardi Gras. Please note that this is a sequel to "By Any Other Name," which can be found in my profile.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
On His Velvet Feet reviews
In which Arthur is a ninja.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Not the Origin, But the Source reviews
Castiel masters the art of obliviousness. Dean masters the art of displacement. A sequel to "Wear Thy Form," which can be found in my profile.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Wear Thy Form reviews
Castiel has a new vessel. Dean... has a mental breakdown.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Metamorphosis reviews
Ciel becomes.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Though His Body Stained By Shadows reviews
In which Thor spies on Loki, and then waxes uncharacteristically lyrical about Loki's nudity and general attractiveness. This is, of course, all Loki's fault.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Near Death Experience reviews
John Watson has an epiphany.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Night in Purgatory reviews
Stiles has difficulty sleeping whilst in the company of a werewolf. Surprise!
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
The River and the Sea reviews
In a time of conquistadors and brigands, Peter Burke is an officer of the Royal Navy. Neal Caffrey is, ah, not quite a pirate. They run into each other on the high seas. SLASH.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Peter B., Neal C.
Systematic Disarmament reviews
An alternate universe! Jack Harkness is Iron Man. Ianto Jones is Pepper Potts. That is all ye know, and all ye need to know. SLASH.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Love and Marriage reviews
Some marriages do last forever. William only wishes his wouldn't. SLASH.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/7/2011 - William S., Grell S. - Complete
Möbius reviews
Kirk is temporarily sixteen years old. Spock is temporarily overwhelmed.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,129 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk
Four Funerals And A Wedding reviews
Meet John Watson, the world's first consulting psychic detective. And meet Sherlock, his ghost.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/29/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy reviews
John's kind of a sex fiend. Rodney renegotiates the boundaries of their relationship.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
The Enterprise reviews
Kirk and Spock! Fighting crime! In latex! With superpowers! A largely nonsensical series, in which James Kirk and Spock are superheroes, and are part of a crime-fighting organization that calls itself the Enterprise.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/28/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
Happy Endings reviews
The Supernatural finale! Sam gets married. Dean gets laid. Castiel gets creative. Happy endings for all!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Sacred Hell reviews
A series of inter-connected vignettes, each approximately 1000 words, tracing Ciel's life as a prostitute, and, later, as a demon's pet. Takes place in an alternate universe, where Sebastian is - shall we say - somewhat delayed in rescuing Ciel. SLASH.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Shore to Ocean reviews
Jimmy offers what he can. Dean offers what he cannot. A sequel to "Imprint", which can be found on my profile.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Dean W., Jimmy N.
Imprint reviews
Jimmy Novak is not exactly a fossil. Dean Winchester is not exactly coping.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Jimmy N., Dean W.
On the Body reviews
Approximately 1000 words of Castiel being Castiel. Which means, of course, obsessing over Dean. And free will. And God. And the pizza man.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Good Things Come To Those Who Wait reviews
Heero Yuy is the perfect soldier - or he used to be, until Duo Maxwell came into his life.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
The Code reviews
Jarek Wysocki has a private freakout, a rookie partner and a sexual epiphany - not necessarily in that order. SLASH. Dedicated to Ayrotciv8, and based, very obviously, on 'The Chicago Code'.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Complete
Future Sex Love Sounds reviews
Steve isn't seducing Danny. Or is he?
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Asked For It reviews
"Cas. You. Are not. The pizza man." A smutty little drabble, set in the immediate aftermath of Season 6, Episode 10! Dedicated to Salyiha, who asked for it. Oh, boy, did she ever.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Invitation reviews
D asks Leon out on a date. Sort of. Well, he manipulates Leon into asking him out on one, anyway... A rather naughty tale of seduction and intrigue!
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 95 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Count D, Leon
Semantics reviews
Dean and Castiel are not dating. Or are they? A little dose of comedy, silliness and post-apocalyptic fluff! Also serves as an alternate ending to season 5, wherein Sam is saved, Dean doesn't go to Lisa, and Gabriel's brought back to life.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
No Unclean Thing reviews
Dean Winchester is on his second tour of duty in Vietnam when he meets Jimmy Novak, Private First Class. But is Novak all that he seems to be? And why is he so desperate to keep Dean alive? Dean/Castiel. ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. SLASH.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Dean W., Castiel
A Pernicious Suitor reviews
Edward Elric, barely sixteen and quite ignorant of mating rituals, has no idea that he's the target of a most pernicious suitor. Faced with the persistent and downright Machiavellian wooing of one Roy Mustang, will Ed emerge unscathed? SLASH.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Inclination and Opportunity reviews
When Schwarz and Weiss are forced to work together, Yohji is exposed to a new and dangerous temptation. Will he succumb to it, or will he survive? Be warned that this story is Yohji/Nagi, and that it is very, very wrong. Bad-wrong. Evil-wrong. Yeah.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Youji K., Nagi N.
The Shrine of Grendel reviews
In which goblins make Merlin and Arthur have sex. Hey, somebody had to do it! We don't have aliens in this fandom, after all!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 156 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
A Thousand Keys reviews
Arthur and Merlin are catapulted into the distant future. Will this time-traveling pair of prince and pauper ever find their way back home? Or will they remain stranded in another time, in a world incomprehensible to them both? ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. SLASH.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
MMXII reviews
The year is 2012, and President Obama welcomes two very unusual guests to the White House. A crack-filled combo of my three favorite fandoms: Merlin, Supernatural and Barack Obama! If you like political parodies and implied slash, then this is for you!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Three Laws reviews
Merlin is a recalcitrant and terribly incompetent robot. Arthur is his secretly adoring master. Arthurian legend meets Asimov meets Harlequin in this tale of forbidden romance!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
Nary a Whisker Unturned reviews
Sherlock sulks. John cleans up after him. It's business as usual at 221B Baker Street, except for one minor detail...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Wheel of Stars reviews
A Star Trek fusion. Snape is a half-Vulcan with intimacy issues, and being forced to mind-meld with Harry Potter, Golden Boy of the Alpha Quadrant, doesn't help matters. Or does it? A grand adventure set in space, with new wars and old enemies. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Mouths of Babes reviews
Once upon a time, Uther Pendragon was a baby. This is his story. Pure comedy cuteness, starring a bumbling young Gaius and a rather scary King Constantine!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Uther, Gaius - Complete
And the Tongue is a Fire reviews
They say that every boy has his demons - but one boy in particular, a boy named Dean Winchester, has an angel. ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. SLASH.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Dean W., Castiel
Better Than reviews
Oh, you know, the usual. Two Japanese schoolboys snogging a rooftop. One of them's kind of a sociopath, though. Um. Sorry? Based on and set immediately after the 11th chapter of "Flat", a manga by Aogiri Natsu.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Complete
A Subtle Courtship reviews
Draco Malfoy learns the finer points of game theory. A comedic interlude in the Slytherin common room, starring Pansy Parkinson, Theodore Nott and several thousand kilowatts of heartbreak!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Shinoburu Koto reviews
Professor Miyagi is a literary connoisseur and a very, very bad man. A lyrical, unsettling and morally suspect portrait of one of the most complex characters in Junjou Romantica, and of his relationship with an underage boy.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Y. Miyagi, Shinobu T. - Complete
More Lovely and More Temperate reviews
Arthur is under the influence of a sex-changing curse... Or is it a blessing in disguise? Arthur/Merlin with a side-dish of bodice/petticoat! Enjoy!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,288 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Upon Thy Palm, Benediction reviews
Arthur is fascinated by Merlin's hands. An introspective character study, tinged with eroticism and thirst.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Escape From Djandjuise reviews
In which the young Yoda evades a gambling syndicate, runs away from home, inadvertently rescues a prostitute and discovers the Jedi Order. All in a day's work for our little green man!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Yoda
Silent as Night is, And as Deep reviews
Approximately 1000 words of gentle, post-apocalyptic angst. My own version of the Avalon myth and the undying hope of Arthur's return.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Created Equal reviews
Sam reflects on what he cannot have. Dean/Castiel, Sam/Jessica and hints of unrequited Sam/Dean. Set shortly before the end of season 5.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete