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Joined 12-03-10, id: 2640837, Profile Updated: 01-05-11
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Welcome to sex-central! This is the place where i go to write one-shots because i can't do it anywhere else.

I have another profile called Flawless-lips where i have two stories. One of them is terrible so ignore it but i would love it if you went and checked out my other one named Don't Say Goodbye. I haven't updated it in forever but will shortly because i suddenly have the time.

But if youre just after some one shots, this is where i will be posting them all.

My first one ever, named Heat, has just been uploaded so check it out and another one is in progress as we speak.

Leave me some loving reviews!

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Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4881 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3238 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seer by twiXlite reviews
Edward Cullen believes he is an average boy. When three strangers appear on his doorstep, his entire world is thrown into chaos. What will happen when everything he knows is false and he has a larger part in the scheme of things than he believed possible?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,817 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Bella
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9781 - Favs: 6,446 - Follows: 4,293 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Worship by beegurl13 reviews
"Age shouldn't matter. When you meet the person that completes all the unfinished parts of you, it shouldn't matter about anything else." The story of a brazen young man, an invisible woman, and an unholy worship. E&B, AH, rated M, drabble-ish type fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 81,100 - Reviews: 6032 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 3,081 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,235 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Knights of Honor by katmom reviews
"Age of Edward" contest entry. Lord Edward is an Honorable Knight on a secret mission, Bella is offered to him as a gift from the Evil Duke Aro. AH/AU/Lemon/M rating/OneShot/Medieval
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,638 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
B and E by alphadork reviews
In the dead of night, Edward wakes Bella to play out one of her darkest fantasies. AH-AU. One-shot. Warning: this story has some dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Stagecoach Named Desire by TallulahBelle reviews
AH/AU: The traveling Edward Cullen finds himself in the backwoods of a small Washington town. Stuck for the night, he takes up the offer of the local Sheriff for shelter, only to find his lovely daughter, Bella, the milkmaid, the real accommodation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 150 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Kill You Tomorrow, My Queen by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 179 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rise by DASFT reviews
Edward Cullen was in love with Bella Swan. Not that she knew that. Edward Cullen wanted Bella Swan. Not that she wanted him back.' But will one encounter in a dark alleyway change everything? AH. Lemon. ExB. For the Tattward and Inkella One-shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suite 2226 by goldentemptress reviews
What lies behind the door of Suite 2226? Will Bella’s life ever be the same if she succumbs to the desire she feels for a forbidden lover? One-Shot entry to the Forbidden Love Affair Contest won 4th place, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Full Moon by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
He made her feel safe and in the darkness he could make her forget. Entry for the SMC Contest. AU/AH. BellaEdward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 207 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Woman Scorned by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
All Vampire. Bella and Edward get in a fight, and Edward wants to show her who's in control. Just some smut, angry sex because it's the best. One-shot. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 135 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Heat reviews
One Shot. Bella has always felt something missing. Cold. Then she meets Edward who is anything but. I've twisted things around a little as you'll soon find out. I always have enjoyed the idea of Edward as a bit of an... animal.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete