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Joined 12-03-10, id: 2641535, Profile Updated: 04-08-18
Author has written 2 stories for Earthbound.

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name's cam and i write whatever

i had a few fics up here from my early high school days, but iunno, they didn't really age well. definitely a work in progress. honestly, my old stuff was kind of pretentious? i mean, aside from the fics i left up. the motherfucking claus fics goddamn. and here i am, still writing claus. literally nothing has changed, i just got a little more modest.

but yeah, i usually write nintendo junk and i shitpost a lot. focus on momther series, fire emblem, pokeman, maybe smash?

my favorite fics are ones that don't take themselves seriously. serious fics have a time and place to be read, but deliberate shitposts? as long as they aren't covered with them hip memes (that usually end up dating the fic to hell and back), absolutely timeless. but hey, that's just me.

serious fics that are planned and well-researched are a great read too; huge props to authors who put their heart and soul into their fics (and especially those who actually finish their fics, ya'll are legends). but they're usually super long to read, and as cool as they may be, i don't have the time and energy to read a fic that will go out of its way to rip my heart out, smack me and call me a bitch. but they're still fun in intervals.

but uhhh yeah. that's that.

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Everyone is Here: Waluigi's Depression by MasturbatingLegend9291 reviews
Waluigi isn't accepted into Smash. This is the aftermath.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19 - Mario, Ness, Waluigi - Complete
The Tale Of Three Brothers by Amadeus Xander reviews
In the world of mother 3, what will happen if Lucas and Claus had been born with another brother, what changes would there be to the world if another PK Love using child existed?
Earthbound - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 166,721 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 10/21/2016 - Lucas, Claus, OC - Complete
Ness's epic dramatic adventure of epicness and knuckles by gtayoshi
When Mario gets fired, he wants Ravenge! Here is a perfect story of betrayal,romance and death
Crossover - Earthbound & Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 920 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3
Claudette Dies by Wenchicus Thoticus reviews
Claudette, as you all know, has breast cancer but no one cares. So she stops caring and breaks laws. And then she dies.
The Room, 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 3/4 - Complete
Beautiful Memories: Fox's Burrito Dies by Wario the TableMan reviews
So long space cowboy...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2017 - Falco L., Fox M., Ganondorf, Ness
Lucario's Hot Buttery Space Adventure by Wario the TableMan reviews
Falco says Lucario's been acting a bit strange lately. Will Marth be able to get to the bottom of this?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2017 - Lucario, Wolf, Falco L., Marth
Cool Cat: Sins of the Daddy by KurooPicaro
Galaxy Hero Cool Cat is the commander of the Normeowdy. When asked by Alliance Leader Derek o'Savage to investigate a Bully Attack at the edge of the Galaxy he sets off immediately with the help of his loyal crew. Wacky shenanigans and anti-bullying occurs, yet, Cool Cat might have to come to terms with his mistakes of the past.
Crossover - Star Wars & Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Complete
Mother 4: A Radioactive Oddity by ShaneMesa reviews
the best Mother 4 fanficiton ever wrote (WIP)
Crossover - Earthbound & Minecraft - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2017 - Published: 11/19/2017
My short story by catcoveplus
Just some short story I was to share. Ps. Sorry about the category I couldn't find short story in the category list. But in joy my story
1984 - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2017
The Birth of a Bony Boy by BioNinja reviews
In his darkest day, his final hour, how far can a hero fall? Faced with a deadly mistake, Ness struggles to hold on to his sense of identity and must come to terms with who he's become.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Lucas, Ness - Complete
Ike's Buff Problem by theunspokenprophet reviews
The fourth Smash Bros. tournament is about to begin, and Ike's back for more action... along with his ridiculous amount of muscles! But the whole mansion will soon find out that Ike's new buffness is more than anyone bargained for. Follow Ike as he unintentionally causes massive property damage and bodily harm to everyone in his path!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,457 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Ike, Marth
Dr kitty the cat docter crazy year by catcoveplus
a cat goes to vet school and meets a black cat that helps him to get though the year, without go mad with all the monsters that are trying to kill me.
1984 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2017 - Complete
BRING ME TO LIFE by woomilla reviews
this is the stry of Corrina Darknessil Dawnchild Crowvaine Sequelostia and how she is the goth queen dragon vampire that will bring peace no matter what she does because she is PERFUCT. NO FLAMS
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2016 - Published: 5/24/2016 - Avatar/Corrin, Azura, Garon, Xander
Smash Bros Skool of Nerfcraft and Spammery by youcantbme reviews
All the kool kids go to the Smash Bros Skool of Nercfrat and Spammery, where they go into the houses of Ganondor, and Jigglypuff, and Chlorinclaw, or Snakelin.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2016 - Lucas, Ganondorf, Lucina, Corrin (F)
Mother 3: To Rebuild or to be Reborn? by DarkFoxKit reviews
AU/spoilers for Mother 3. Two brothers, two different paths, two different ideals and two different goals. Will these brothers' bond remain intact or will it be broken through the war of two conflicting paths? If you had to choose to be responsible for a mess everyone had created or let someone else clean it up for you... which road would you take?
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 310,660 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Lucas, Claus - Complete
Yorkmanic88's wrathful hate on Bubsy by Yorkmanic88 reviews
What happens if Yorkmanic88 encounters the worst mascot character? Bad things happen. This is an example to horrible characters when they meet Dante and how he loses his temper.
Bubsy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Complete
my secret bloodshed by skullfairyred
have you ever thought about vampires whne you think about it there are three types 1st type is demon blood suckeres 2d type is cretures of the night with difrent eye color and type 3 is cretures of the night and blood suckers this is my side i am ravemn kurni and this is my secret bloodshed
1984 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2015
Mewtwo Returns by Danfics reviews
mewtwo returns to smash!1!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Mewtwo, Pac-Man, Mario, Palutena - Complete
In which Ness and Lucas shenanigan on a bench by Pork Beans Chan reviews
Lucas wants to beat up Ness to prove that he isn't as blonde as he appears.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Ness, Lucas, Captain Falcon, Knuckles
The Asshole on the Bus by Staying-anchored reviews
Ninten keeps to himself, be it drawing fellow bus passengers, sitting at the lunch table alone, or silently going online in his living room while his cousin Ness plays video games near by. When a boy named Claus starts teasing Ninten, he has no choice but to take a stand. Unfortunately Ninten has two left feet...
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Ness, Lucas, Claus, Ninten - Complete
will teach you about grammar by ShadowfireTheWolf reviews
an important message for our kids of today and really all kids and adults alike and every day. please note that the is language. please go to my patreon (this is not an advertisement because i am not forcing anyone to do anything
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Ness, OC - Complete
The Big Room That Is Big by Mellow Walrus reviews
"Look it's a big room and it's very big and it's a room that is big and Mark is my best friend Oh Hai Mark how'd you get in here the door is locked did you break in that's not good stop breaking into people's houses that's not good you should knock first"
The Room, 2003 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011
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Invasion of Claus reviews
A world without swag is a world without life.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Ness, Paula, Lucas, Claus
A Day With The Bae reviews
Paula and Claus go to an amusement park for the first time and shenanigans ensue. One-shot; Fluff; PaulaxClaus; based off a series of RPs with a certain Paula blog; T for sexual innuendos and language.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Paula, Claus - Complete