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Author has written 4 stories for Vampire Academy.

So im ashley i love love Fanfiction...fell in love with the first story i read :)well im 19 and will be starting my first story soon so very excited..

as for the things im into..anything that has to do with vampires and of corse my man Adrian im all over it :)...

Im crazy ditzy and just all about being me im the funniest person to be around,I have amazing friends i have no idea where

i would be with out them..

Silent Breath Outfits

Chapter 4: (kay well i tried with this but it will be either 4 or five down just look for the pink and black)

Chapter 5:

Roses Club outfit:

Dimitri's Club Outfit :

Roses dance out fit:

Chapter 6:

Chapter 8:

Chapter 11:

Roses club outfit:

Dimitri's club outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=28935880

Roses Dance outfit:

Chapter 12:

Roses Bar outfit:

Adrians Car:

Im The Number 1

Chapter 1:

Chapter 5:

Boys Next Door

Chapter 4:

Chapter 5:

Chapter 6:

Chapter 10:

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I'm not sure what's wrong... But it's probably your fault!

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I'm smiling. This should scare you.

Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).

I never admit or deny anything it makes me more interesting.

We American's, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Funny Things

92 Percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If your random copy and paste this into your profile

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!!

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

If people were meant to pop out of bed we would all sleep in toasters.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT, Luthien Saralonde, Xiaahandrus, Starfire-chan521, kittyore9, Emziiee-xxx, xxSazzyBabexx

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever left a really big important essay for school until the night before it is due in and still got a good grade on it, copy and past this into your profile.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

FAKE ASS FRIENDS/REAL FRIENDS

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

True Boyfriend/Girlfriend (Me XD)

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you
Give her your attention When she pull's away
Pull her back When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared
Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a nightWhen she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does When she misses you
she's hurting inside When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking first?" Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

~The Rules Of Love~

Kiss on the lips = i luv u

Kiss on the ear = u are special

Kiss on the nose = Laughter

Kiss on the cheek = Friends

Kiss on the forhead = i comfort u

Kiss on the neck = i want u

Kiss on the shoulder = u are wonderful

Kiss anywhere else = be careful

Play arounds with hair = cant live without u

Holding Hands = Happiness

Arms around waist = u are mine i need u

A hug=i care

Smiling at eachother = i like you

WINKS= Flirtation

Looking around = hiding true feeling

Tender kiss on the side of ur lips = ur mine

Wetting ur lips = waiting 4 a kiss

Tear Drop = im losing u

Crying = I lost u

Icon things

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╚══╝if u like music. Music is Life

Animal cruelty is wrong!!!
(\(\ put this bunny
(=',') on your profile if you want to
(/('')('') stop animal cruelty

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(='.'=)This is a Bunny. Put him on your
(")_(") homepage and help him on his way to WORLD DOMINATION!

If you ever

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire, put this in your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever fell UP the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

A girl and a guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road...

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, you're really scaring me!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

(In the paper the next day)

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes went out, but he didn't want to let the girl know.
Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

You know you live in the year 2000+ when..

1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you

1 word quiz
You
Can
Only
Type
One
Word
Not as easy as you may think.

1. Where is your cell phone?
IDK

2. Boyfriend/girlfriend?
Boyfriend

3. Your hair?
brown

4. Your mother?
Crazy

5. Your father?
PMSing

6. Your favorite thing?
reading

7. Your dream last night?
None

8. Your favorite drink?
Dr.Pepper

9.Your dream car?
Lotus

10. The room you're in?
familyroom

11. Your ex?
dumbass

12. Your fear?
clowns

14. Where were you last night?
Home

15. What you're not right now?
eating

16. Muffins?
love

17. One of your wish list items?
Adrian

18. Where you grew up?
southbend

19. The last thing you did?
Read

20. What are you wearing?
Clothes

21.Whats on TV?
movie

22.Your pet or pets?
3

23. Your computer?
life

24.Your Life?
Whatever!!!!!

25.Your Mood?
UUGGHH

26. Missing someone?
NOPE

28. Your car?
none

29. Your work?
None

30. Like someone?
Nope

31. Your favorite color?
blue

32. When is the last time you laughed?
always!

GIRL COMEBACKS!!

Boy Girl

"Where have you been all my life?"
"Running away from you."

"Are you an angel from heaven?"
"No, I'm a vampire from hell."

"Your place or mine?"
"Both, you go to yours, I go to mine."

"Your feisty, I like that."
"Your smelly, go away."

"My dad owns the Café. I could get us really good seats."
"My dad owns that hospital, and that's where you'll be if you keep hitting on me."

"I have magic fingers. And they love to give massages."
"I have a high kick. And they love to land on..."

"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

"So, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a female impersonator."

"Hey baby, what's your sign?"
"Do not enter"

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
"Unfertilized."

"Your body is like a temple."
"Sorry, there are no services today."

"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"But would you stay there?"

"If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
"If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

"Haven't we met before?"
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

"So, wanna go back to my place ?"
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."

"Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
"Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

"I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
"You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."

"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

"I can tell that you want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

"I'd go through anything for you."
"Good! Let's start with your bank account."

"How did you get so beautiful?"
"I don't know, I must have gotten your share too."

"What's mine is yours, babe."
"Woah, even the bank account? Thanks!"

WAYS TO KNOW UR WAY TOO OBESSED WITH VAMPIRE ACADEMY

1. You can barely read about Dimitri without screaming in pleasure

2. You find yourself narating your life, like Rose does

3. When in difficult situations, you find yourself thinking 'what would Rose do?'

4. When things get rough, you say 'at least i'm not being chased my vampires. but that would be awesome!'

5. You yell at the book and talk to the characters

6. you and ur friends have made up a group costume for the movie premiere already

7. Your best friend called you at like 10 at night so you could see her imaginary cast

8. and when she did, you spent like an hour insulting them and freaking out

9. When you went to the Spirit Bound party, you screamed so much that a guy fell down, scared to death

10. You were disappointed in Spirit Bound, but loved it anyway

11. But your sad because now all you have to look foward to are the movies

12. YOU ARE PISSED BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR LAST SACRIFICE

13. You always relate songs to Vampire Academy

14. You relate real life situations to Vampire Academy

15. You have your own cast for Vampire Academy, even though there is none yet

16. You watch trailers, even though there is no official one yet...fanmades are always better...and scream and scream everytime you read the lust charm part
and no one can stop you

My prince doesn't wear shiny armour.

My prince doesn't sparkle either.

My prince is death in a cowboy duster. ;)

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Reasons why I Love Dimitri Belikov:

1)who doesn't love a sexy Russian?

2)He didn't impregnate his girlfriend (cough cough you shouldn't have done that Edward!!)

3)He's wonderful to imagine talking or being when no one is watching

4)Dimitri can kick ass (yes i'm pointing at you Adrian)

5)He makes you love Russia so much that if you lived in the US in 1950's you would get shunned

6)Dimitri makes us all want to believe that Vampires are real

7)Dimitri Makes me believe in God (Russian God that is)

8)He's not a stalker like Edward and doesn't like watching people sleep when they don't know that they are there.

9)He's a ninja!

10)He makes you wonder what kind of dirty secrets would he have.

11)He makes you want to check out every single book that your library has about western novels.

12)He's HOT!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!
"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."
When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing
Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is teaching them to sit down and shut up
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
When a guy tells u “girl, you must be a thief because you just stole my heart” reply by kindly telling him “I only steal valuable things”
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Stupid test:

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

You have ran into a tree.
It IS possible to lick your elbow
You just tried to lick your elbow.
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
You just tried to sing them.
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
You have choked on your own spit.
You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
You just looked at it.
Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
People have called you slow.

You have accidentally caught something on fire
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
You have caught yourself drooling.
You’ve fallen asleep in class
If someone says “fart” you laugh.
You just laughed.

Sometimes you just stop thinking
You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug.
You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you
You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
You have fallen out of your chair before
When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

(Holy shit I just passed.) -Wipes sweat from head-

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Is it Fate? by Joleigh13 reviews
Rose and Dimitri have finally given in to each other. What happens when he & Lissa find Rose and Christian in a compromising position? What if Lissa starts rumors about them and they decide to leave? What happens 5 years later when they have to come back?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,107 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Win a Kiss by GuardianD reviews
When the VA gang decides to play some games like hide and seek,truth or dare and man hunt, what happens when winning gets you a kiss? Who wins and who gets kissed? I DO NOT OWN VAMPIRE ACADEMY! Dimitri isn't a strigoi!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,813 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by littlerichellemead reviews
Dimitri Belikov is cursed to roam Europe as a werewolf until he finds his beauty. Rose Mazur is a beautiful and dangerous huntress seeking revenge. What will happen when their paths cross? Can the beauty save the beast? It is Beauty and the Beast with a twist. Rated M for language, violence and lemons.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,107 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Make Me Forget by Sammie0014 reviews
After Dimitri breaks Rose's heart she can't live with the heartbreak he has caused. One question "Make me forget" could be the end of Dimitri and Rose. Can their love survive when Rose doesn't even remember loving him in the first place? R&R :D
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,065 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
A Blessing in Disguise by Ms. Belikov reviews
ALL HUMAN! Rose Hathaway is a troubled teen sent to a private maximum security Military Academy. During her stay, she meets General Dimitri Belikov, who pushes and challenges Rose to her highest possible limits. Can she break through his tough exterior?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,362 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Enigma by MadameRozaBelikova reviews
A year after Rose dies in LS, she is sent back to Earth as Lissa's bond mate, with one caveat. She can't tell anyone who she is. Waking up in the court's infirmary as a moroi princess was the last thing Rose expected and even more shocking is that her newly assigned guardian is none other than her former lover. Can Dimitri fall in love with her soul again despite her new status?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,303 - Reviews: 2120 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Dying to Serve by chocorose64 reviews
Warning: Gets completely lost about halfway through, please don't read! Dimitri Belikov moves to Scotland. His mother works for the Hathaway's. But Rose likes to play games. What happens? All human...probably
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 21,189 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
King Dimitri and Princess Rosemarie by 72980597 reviews
All Human. Rose will not accept a political marriage arranged by her father so she ran off with Eddie & Mason to see her to-be husband. Dimitri is pissed because nobody dares to spar with the King and decided to join the selection of new guards who don't know his identity. There, he met Rose who gave him a black eye and stole his heart.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 75,538 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Adrian's True Jailbait by ThisCloseMisguidedGhost reviews
"Shut it Jailbait!" "I'm not Jailbait!" "You're 16 and I'm 22." "Age is just a number." "Yeah, and jail is just a room," I snorted. "We're not doing anything illegal and we're not even dating!" "Would you be my girlfriend?" I asked bluntly. Post LS!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 131,720 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Adrian I.
Random Rose by AVampireEclipse reviews
Just for fun! A story with a few laughs. What happens when Rose gets a little incredibly hyped up from sugar and caffeine? Can her friends try and control her before she gets into too much trouble? A complete stupid & random story. Rose is pretty OOC It's an absolute PARODY.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,853 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Rose H.
Unexpected Love by RozaBelikova-x reviews
Rose broke up with her boyfriend but he keeps stalking her and sometimes he threatens her. He's determined to get her back. Rose can't take it anymore and one night her teacher, Dimitri, finds her crying. Dimitri is worried and wants to help her. In doing so, they grow closer. Being in a romantic relationship is forbidden since he's her teacher, but will that stop them? All human.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 135,124 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Boarding School in Siberia by Lilian85 reviews
Rose gets transferred to a boarding school in Siberia, where she meets Viktoria and her really cute brother Dimitri. What will happen since Rose doesn't speak one word Russian? AU, rating changed to M!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,068 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
What happens in Russia by lisalilsis reviews
All Human. Rose is a writer of a successful series and has to do a tour for her latest book. The place she has to do the book tour signing is in Russia, everything seems to go wrong for her, when she arrives. Along the way she meets someone who will help
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,987 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
His Redeemable Soul by xx-RedRoseBlackThorn-xx reviews
ALL HUMAN! Rose has moved out and is starting over again: in a new town, a new school, with a new family, Meanwhile, a senior Russian heartthrob has caught her eye and Dimitri's façade seems to want nothing to do with her. Can she obtain his attention?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Fight Back by Kessafan reviews
One life changing event; it can destroy your soul or it can make you fight back. It was supposed to be the beginning of the rest of her life, in a way, it was. Life wasn't meant to be this hard. Lots of Angst. All Human. All canon. Lemons in later chapters.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 201,733 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Why Do I Trust You? by Carlos1995 reviews
This is my first Fanfic. Basically this is one of her deepest darkest secrets from her past and present why does she tell Dimitri something that she should have told Adrian but never did what will happen when Adrian finds out?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
life Isn't fair by jasmine92 reviews
two years ago the love of her life left her to live with his family, rose was destroyed, but after 2 years she is finely living again with the help of a new friend. Zeek, a cousin of mason, that is until Dimitri comes back.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 117,357 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Rose H.
St Vladmir's Hilarious Game Night by YourAngelicVampyre reviews
Title sucks, I know. However, I really don't care... Well, anyways, it's basically just the characters playing games like Truth or Dare, I Never, and Spin the Bottle. Humor&Romance. Better than it sounds, I hope, anyways. xD
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,839 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
If I Knew Then, by DarkDaughter1318 reviews
Sequel to Secrets,Love,&Lies! Bailey's now seven years old, and is leaving for St. Vladimirs. With Rose taking back her rightful place as Lissa's guardian, things start to get crazy. What happens when things don't go as planned, what if someone gets hurt?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 110,855 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Love and Secrets by Miss.Tori.Belikov reviews
Lissa and Rose are own their own at college. There, they meet Dimitri and Christian who are best friends and human! Read to see whether or not they reveal their secret to the ones they love! Please give it a shot. A little OOC. R&R! Disclaimer: Richelle Mead owns Vampire Academy!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,896 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Rose H., Lissa D.
VA Therapy by ShadowRadger501 reviews
Got a li'l problem? Therapists too expensive? Think Rose would be your best option for help, or maybe Deirdre? Free therapy from your favorite characters, right here-or you can just read about other peoples' issues. That's always fun. Co-op with Starling.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011
roseXChris by kate882 reviews
lissa was killed so that there would be no more in her line dimitri took tasha's offer rose has lost everything and trys to kill herself but an unexpected person comes and stops her will this bring them colser and change there just firends relationship?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Christian O., Rose H. - Complete
Nightclub Guardians by SazzyJacks reviews
Similar story to end of VA:Shadow Kiss, except everyone is human, its after college, and Rose is a bouncer for a nightclub. No vampires, and I will make it a bit different to make it interesting. Now rated M for sex and violence! :D R&R PLS
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,229 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Love and Nightmares by HBR5080 reviews
ALL HUMAN. What would happen to Rose if she has to deal with the guilt of killing her brother? And on top of that she has to deal with a new school, new friends, and the feelings she has for a hot, Russian exchange student. *Full Summary Inside*
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,660 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Learning to Die by sweetsundown reviews
after Last Sacrifice. Rose and Dimitri's night in the hotel on the way to expose the murderer will make history. Rose is also headed off for Royal Guard training. what will the others do in her stead? What will Tasha do with Dimka while Rose is gone?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2011
Truth or Do You Dare To Take The Dare by Fleas-Will-Bite reviews
its our totally bored characters playing a classic game of truth or dare! read to see wat happens... rated t just in case! R&R :
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Complete
Makeup and Breakup by Northern-Soul reviews
A scene/chapter I think should appear in Last Sacrifice in some form or another. Please read. Was a one-shot, now continued.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,382 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Vampire Academy Chatroom by TeamJacobBitch reviews
ONE-SHOT FOR NOW! BUSY WITH OTHER STORIES MY FRIENDZ! Some of our favorite VA characters are on MSN chatrooms! :D I know its been done before, but i thought it looked funnn :D read and revieww!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/22/2010
Discovering the Secret by Sammehnz reviews
Rose meets Dimitri in Russia when she moves to live with her mom and new husband, not knowing the existence of vampires. What happens when Dimitri and Rose are instantly drawn to each other? Please read and review!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,930 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
the new rose by minnibrooke01 reviews
Dimitri left Rose for Tasha. Rose starts to rebel, and a new badass is born she is strong she is powerful she is broken she is Rose Hathaway, and this is her story!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,760 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Rose H.
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Boys Next Door reviews
"I was sold when Dimitri came walking down the hall," I said seriously...Rose and Liss go looking for a new apartment what they find is much better. ALL HUMAN
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,278 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
I'm The Number 1 reviews
Rose Is the Queens best Guardian. She is sent to Baia to protect Olena Belikova ,because of Damon Roses long time enemy, until she finishes a cure for the Strigio.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,970 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Silent Breath reviews
Rose Goes to Baia for the summer working in her father diner when she meets a hot russian what will happen.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,913 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Was It Worth It reviews
Rose Hathaway the woman who has haunted my dreams every since her first movie is laying on my couch.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,587 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.