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Hello all, my name is $#@&!, but you can call me, (Dur)tee. Actually, I prefer that. I currently live in Ga and am a some time student, basically whenever I feel like it. I got to church mostly every Sunday and Wednesday, but by no means does that make me a (real) "Christian." I'm not even sure half of the asshats that go there are really who they say they are, and yet they judge every little thing I do. But whatever. I digress. I like saying that. I don't really know what it means and I'm too lazy to look it up, but I use it quite a bit so...Anyways, on with it. I first found this website back the Fall of 2008 (yes, when Twilight came out) and I think I made an account later that year or sometime in 2009. Anyways, I wanted to change my name and couldn't remember the password to the other account, yadda, yadda, yadda, long story short: now we're here. I'm a pure (kinda ;]) and deep romantic at heart. And since I can't find love in real life, I guess I'll just live vicariously through others like everyone else. Nothin wrong with that at all. :}

I have a tumblr and I'm working on a twitter.

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Keep the Tofurkey, Bring on the Beer! by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Bella Swan wants an escort for Thanksgiving weekend. Edward Cullen wants a second chance. Charlie wants to know where Renee hid the key to his gun safe. Happy Thanksgiving! *First Place and Funniest Popular Vote in the Twilight of Craigslist Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,788 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward
S X Everyday Keeps the Doctor Away by smmiskimen reviews
REPOSTED! Bella has two secrets that she's keeping to herself. When she embarks on a journey to discover the ways to keep herself healthy through extracurricular activities, she's not expecting what happens. EB, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,610 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Won't Tell If You Don't by CineMariel reviews
Beca and Jesse have to hide their friendship from the Bellas. Beca's not entirely worried they have something to hide, until they start to get closer. T for language.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,078 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
For I Have Sinned by MariahajilE reviews
She is my Heaven. She is my Hell. I am a sinner, and she is my sin. Entry for the Taste of the Forbidden Contest. AH, lemon, language, and God.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hunger Games Hookups by Margaritaville08 reviews
Cato & Glimmer/ Katniss & Peeta/ Foxface & Thresh/ Gale & Madge- Lots of other fun pairings as well. Just lots of smut and lemons! Mature readers ONLY!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A River Between by WildRedPoppies reviews
Privileged English heiress Isabella Swan suddenly loses everything, including her family's prized book collection. When son of rival family Edward Cullen acquires the collection and offers her a job, she is in no position to refuse. A tentative friendship based on their mutual love for books grows complicated as they enter into an arrangement—she wants the books back; he wants her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,173 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 2,577 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011
Delicious by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Chocolate. Carbohydrates. Edward Cullen. These are the things Bella Swan is not letting herself have. Some things are harder to resist than others. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 180 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Condoms and Cobblestones by ordinary vamp reviews
The mission is simple: pick up condoms for Alice. But Bella doesn't expect to walk INTO the best Samaritan out there. And with an invitation to his house, it's understandable she accepts; if only to repay his generosity. AH. Gratuitous Smut. PWP.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starstruck by D-Twilighter reviews
Bella is an average cafe waitress, living an ordinary life, until she meets famous actor Edward Cullen and her life is turned upside down forever. ExB AH! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,836 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sunset by tee-air-raaa reviews
Bella has had a pretty great summer, but as it comes to an end she's starting to sense that something is wrong, but what can it be? Edward promised that he would forever be there for her, but how long is forever...?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Bella
Fandango Ate Your Baby by Wants2BeACullen reviews
Jasper sends Emmett and Rosalie on a blind date. What happens after a wild night together? AU/AH Emmett & Rosalie Humor Rated M for language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,537 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
In The Light of Day by Tkegl by The Cougar Revolution reviews
Summary: A rough week and a few too many drinks leads 43-year old Bella Swan to an anonymous, one-night stand with a hot, young stranger. But when her mystery man becomes her new boss, can she resist the sizzling attraction drawing them together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,944 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 417 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trouble With a Demon by sastath reviews
Very short story about the original Paranormal Activity ending. It is meant to be a laugh. Dave Chappelle ending twist.
Paranormal Activity - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Katie - Complete
The Switch by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
When you live forever and love for eternity, sometimes you need to switch it up. Lots of lemony goodness! PWP.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,497 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
The Bro Code by SophiaAnne reviews
The Bro Code. It's simple. There are certain girls off limits. Your bro's ex, the girl he wants, and his sister. How hard can that be? Edward finds out just how hard. ExB - Rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 87 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue Eyed Girl by Hayley Marie reviews
Sequel to When it Rains. Edward left, Bella was changed by Victoria. 83 yrs later, she is back in Forks accompanied by her best vampire friend. Who is he? Will Edward win back Bella? What other dark secrets surface? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,641 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
When it Rains by Hayley Marie reviews
Bella moves from Phoenix,where her life was far from perfect. She now lives in Forks with her father. She’s broken, Bella then meets the amazing Edward Cullen. Can Edward crack the mystery that is Isabella Swan, or will Bella's past come back? Read & see
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,779 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Vampire by A Single Drop of Blood reviews
Bella's transformation in becoming a vampire from her point of view , along with how she adjusts to being a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,234 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007
Midnight by inuchick22 reviews
Bella wants to be with Edward forever. Edward wants to be with Bella forever. But can he give in to Bella's dream to be just like him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,235 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
The New Sunset
Bella has had a pretty great summer, but as it comes to an end she's starting to sense that something is wrong, but what can it be? Edward promised that he would forever be there for her, but how long is forever...? From the original writer of Sunset.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,618 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Bella