Author has written 25 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, and Pokémon.
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Name: Setus. it fits me well, you'll see why
Gender: a Female who deviates from the stereotypical archetype Woman. consider me the kind who shuts Men up/freaks them out by building a crossbow out of scrap materials after Mythbusters' Paper Crossbow episode, eating junk food like it's the eve of Armageddon, and thinks drab is the highest point of fashion.
Birthdate: 14/10, in a year when Soviet Union is still around.
Interests: basically anything and everything. I'm curious as to what happens to a strand of hair if you put it in the microwave oven, and what do you call the spaces between the bits that stick out on a comb.
Basically i hail from an country as large as the Kraken if it ever exists, and finds it impossibly unfair why we have 5 million people squashed together like Lego blocks on an island that can't be seen even on the map the size of the Tibetan Plateau, while Iceland has vast lakes and beautiful glaciers with only about 300k people. i'm someone who has the stamina to laugh at something mildly amusing (to normal people) for more than 5 consecutive days. i'm a sarcastic, manipulative and arrogant bitch who by some humorous attempt by the Almighty, becomes a clown and comedian when it comes to gatherings of friends.
i have, for the past few years, taken Bleach to be my family, with an unhealthy obsession with drop-dead-gorgeous sexy and yummy Grimmjow Jaegerjaques. i've convinced my parents that Byakuya is my elder brother, and that has mortified them on several occasions with them fearing for their only child.
i honestly don't care what i wear and how much space is left when i stand in a doorway, and for the past years when everyone is busy straddling their lives with dating and sex, now marriage and kids, i scour the net and squandered my money on food, information and personal entertainment. i have a very warped perception of what relationship means and hence to cut all that fairy tale crap and to save time money and effort, i've decided to be self-sufficient in every aspect of my life, i mean i don't think there's anything you can't DIY in this world, except perhaps hurling yourself into space.
i'm considered a geek, freak, otaku and nerd because i can fix phone connection lines and play music instuments. i was leaning against the wall while playing House of the Dead 4 at the arcade because i find that they took the fun out of it by using a SMG instead of a shot gun, and a guy was asking his friend "what the f is that b doing". and i can recite movie scripts.
i find the lack of effort to further oneself highly offensive, and i don't appreciate people taking more than 3 seconds to give a verbal reply to my question. i'm as stuck-up as a traffic light when it comes to routine work, but is very much annoyed with inflexibility when it comes to problem solving, manipulating people and getting out of situations. having said that, i abhor people with slow reaction time. i understand fully how cheetahs feel when he or she talks to everyone else in the Savannah.
i love to annoy people, poke fun at people, and also be sarcastic to people. all in the name of Schadenfreude. despite so, i love meeting new people. i have the classic problem of Naruto, because he taught me since i was very young the concept of 'Taisetsu no nakama' so pretty much i take care of my friends, but most of the time they are too busy with their lives to give a damn about me.
so now you know why i chose the name Setus, and i'm pretty sure you agree.
17 Jan: Reposted When your brother says he's with another guy
revamping Mission Bound once again. 2nd time's the charm
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