GarrusVakarianTheSeducer
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Joined 12-04-10, id: 2642289, Profile Updated: 02-03-15
Author has written 5 stories for Fable, Assassin's Creed, Spider-Man, and Mass Effect.

“In order to raise morale, I am offering prizes to the most deserving workers. The rules that govern what I like to call ‘The Reaver Team Spirit Award’ are these: firstly, any worker that so much as murmurs another complaint will be shot. Secondly, any worker who takes more than a three-second break will be shot. Thirdly, any worker who breaks any other rules I have yet to formulate will, yes, you guessed it, be shot. You may return to work now. As you know, I am a generous man, and likely to start handing out prizes right away! So go on. Shoo! Be off with you! Chop chop.”

Reaver (Fable 3)

P.S. I'm a big fan of his and I don't mind squealing over him from time to time with someone! :D

OOO

Al' Mualim: "The Creed tells us to stay-"

Altair: "Our blade from the flesh of the innocent, I know, I know."

Al' Mualim: *backhand slap*

Al' Mualim: "And stay your tongue!"

(Altair being scolded by Al' Mualim)

Yes, yes, I'm also a BIG fan of Altair and his arrogant ways. I mean, who doesn't like the sarcastic rough guy? Truthfully, I would squeal more for Altair then Reaver, but hey, I'm a lover of smexy Assassins, what can I do? XD And now that I have an obsession for a certain Turian from the Mass Effect series i choose Garrus Vakarian over anyone else! XD

MASS EFFECT STORIES:

Serendipity: A Few Mass Effect Series Tidbits

Human/Humanoid Face Models:

Commander Aurelia Shepard : Jessica Alba

Kasumi Goto : Michelle Phan

Ashley Williams : Gemma Arterton

Emily Wong : Kristin Kreuk

Miranda Lawson : Yvonne Strahovski

Liara T'Soni : Jillian Murray

Samara/Morinth : Rana McAnear

Kelly Chambers : Rachel McAdams

Samantha Traynor : Kat Graham

Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy : Emmy Rossum

Jack/Subject Zero : Candice Neil

Doctor Karin Chakwas : Maggie Smith

Gabriella Daniels : Felicity Jones

Oriana Lawson : Emily Browning

Diana Allers : Jessica Chobot

Kaidan Alenko : Luciano Costa

Kenneth Donnelly : Sean McGowan

Joker (Jeff) : Seth Green

James Vega : Joe Manganiello

Admiral Steven Hackett : Hector Elizondo

Kai Leng : Rich Ting

Admiral David Anderson : Danny Glover

Kahlee Sanders : Ashley Judd

The Illusive Man : Martin Sheen

Jacob Taylor : Kenyon Glover

Zaeed Massani : Liam Neeson

Kal'Reegar : Alex Pettyfer

Donnel Udina : Tony Shalhoub

Darrin Johnson Jr. : Corbin Bleu

Tanya Svirskaya : Emma Stone

Maha Moazzam : Sajal Ali

*The reason I have not included the more alien species is because, well, they don't look human and they have their own unique structures and facial models. Hopefully by now if you have played the Mass Effect Series, you know what alien is who when they are mentioned in these tidbits, if they don't ring a bell or sound unfamiliar, look them up! It's a lot more fun imagining them while you read, at least that is the case for me!*

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Adventure Time With Altaïr by Mystic Blade reviews
Vivian's life takes a turn for the odd when she wakes in 12th century Jerusalem with no logic to explain it all. When she's unwillingly dragged along for Altaïr's new adventure for the pieces of Eden with Malik, she'll travel the world to find her own scientific answers. What mayhem awaits Altaïr's Crusade? Facing deadly enemies and wildlife, the adventure never ends. Post-AC1
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 537,197 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Altaïr, Malik, OC
Holding Out for a Hero by kitkat101895 reviews
Prepare to jump into the world of Annabelle Jamison. A small town North Carolina girl starting off at a new school in New York. After suffering from a broken heart that she believes can't be repaired, a new person jumps to her rescue and picks up the broken pieces. Will Peter be able to save her? Peter Parker/OC
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,116 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Dragonrend by Myrielle reviews
Because there was a deeper, darker version of Dragonrend… Now Alduin must learn to live again, not as a devourer of worlds, but as a man.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 219,097 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Mistress by Makarios reviews
The Emperor is all she has ever known of a man and Darth Vader couldn't be any different. Could he? Will the Emperor's unwilling lover and his unwilling servant save eachother? Darth Vader x OC love
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,224 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine
Avarice by We Stole Vodka From The Optic reviews
She was stealing his underwear. He walked in on her. Perfect start to any affair? One wouldn't think so. Reaver/Princess. [ on hiatus, but may be completed soon. ]
Fable - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 126,054 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall
She Rises by Paradisical815 reviews
Gotham didn't go down without a fight; a rebellion is quashed before it could really begin and Bane takes the young leader captive as punishment and to warn those who would follow in her footsteps. But some battles must be lost before they can truly be won and the road to destiny can be as twisted as the path to redemption. Bane/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 165,196 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Bane
31 Days by Black and Yellow Bumble reviews
I slowly open my eyes and my hands graze warm, wet grass. What happened to the sand? As my eyes adjust to the bright sunlight I notice a figure above me, looking down at me. My eyes adjust more and I see that he is wearing a white hooded robe and he has what looks like a knife in his hands. Oh god, where am I?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,026 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Altaïr
Albion's New 'Hero' by CyanDiamondIce reviews
500 years after The Hero of Oakvale was supposed to take Jack of Blades down, Albion has barely changed and one young woman challenges all odds against her. JackXOC
Fable - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,160 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Jack of Blades - Complete
Beneath The Sky by WaltzThroughTheForest reviews
Odahviing fell prey to a mad wizard with an unheard of spell. It stripped him of his power, his strength - his very being. No longer was he Dovah - but Dovahkiin. DragonbornxOdahviing
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,180 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Odahviing, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Queen of Hearts by Figment of Imagery reviews
Romance is forbidden with Assassins. It is claimed to be distracting, and weakening. However, Al Mualim had once fallen in love himself, and here was his daughter, hidden behind his great shadow. Altair never looked twice at a woman before, but what is it about the grand master's daughter that keeps him coming back to her? The answer was beyond his knowledge. Altair/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,536 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Altaïr, Al Mualim, Malik, Robert de Sable
Garden of Eden by ricecooker2000 reviews
He flew in that night. An eagle with broken wings, and she cannot help but save him. [Complete] [Sequel "Serpent's Apple" Posted]
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,344 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Altaïr - Complete
Night of the Hunter by Pinned back Wings reviews
Devastated by the turn of events in her life, Arianna left her home on a ship that found its way to Florence, Italy. Now, Arianna found she was alone. In an odd situation, she finds a family that wants her. That's her happily ever after right? Wrong. OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,407 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Ezio A.
ForceBalancePush by TreeWithoutWood reviews
A Breton is thrown into civil war, caught up dangerously in both sides. She fights to find the truth, risking her life and her love. Oh and Dragons, there are dragons trying to kill her and everyone. Maybe Skyrim wasn't the best idea...OC/Ulfric
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 111,092 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ulfric Stormcloak
Dark Paradise by Cookie.and.the.UnicornPrincess reviews
'Oh Ezio,' she stepped closer to him, her lips inches from his and her warm breath tickling his skin, 'the only activity I want to be pursuing upon your nether regions is for purpose of target practise, perhaps rid of that cocky smirk of yours and debunk that ego a few paces.' She smirked now, 'And I assure that it will not be as pleasurable as your past... experiences.'
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Ezio A.
Siri by ShadowX116 reviews
Ten years before Alduin is expected to return, Odahviing hears a whisper on the wind. Following it, he discovers the voice belongs to a young Nord, though she is not Dovahkiin. (Not a pairing. Friendship at the most. Paarthurnax and a Dovahkiin make an appearance as well.) Currently on hold. 4th priority.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Alduin, Odahviing
Reencounter by Ana Croft reviews
After meeting a strange 15 year old girl and falling for her, Connor Kenway, an Assassin, travels to 2012 after her death and discovers that she is alive. They finally meet again and get the chance to do and say what they hadn't. It won't be easy for him to get used to this time, though. Hannah's POV
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,936 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Connor K. - Complete
Before A Smile by Signora Ted reviews
Accidentally brought into the Brotherhood as a child, Alia must adapt to their ways and their people. As Al Mualim's personal little experiment and project, she must attempt to come out of her shell and try to keep up with the boys. But that all becomes hard when the Master's favourite Assassin is almost hell bent on making her life so much more difficult. Altair/eventualOC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,646 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Altaïr, Malik
Leila's Tears, Heaven's Cry by Sivan IXXX reviews
Leila is an orphaned rich girl living outside Jerusalem. One day, she discovers an enigmatic unconscious man in a forest. She takes him home and is met with hostility and Old World language. Where did he come from? Who is he? Complete.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,051 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Altaïr - Complete
The Transfer of Hannah by Ana Croft reviews
15 year old Hannah wakes up in the American Revolution days and doesn't know how to go back... She meets a strange man, Connor Kenway, an assassin that helps her. They live good and bad moments together. It's writen from Hannah's POV.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,339 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Connor K. - Complete
Visions by You'reKiddingRight reviews
Just a bit of fun. But yeah, read if you wish. Olive Chaya an assassin from 2012 is sent back in time by the power from a fragment of Eden, what she doesn't know is that there are greater minds at work testing her fate. My sumaries suck.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,320 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Altaïr
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Serendipity: A Few Mass Effect Series Tidbits
This story follows the tale of three best friends of the Alliance Navy who were saved by Shepard on Eden Prime. Follow them as they travel across the galaxy with Shepard and her crew. Self inserts: Me (Maha), Darrin, and Tanya. If you don't like that, don't read it. Face models located on my profile. These tidbits are from a few stories that I'm making based on ME1, ME2, and ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,676 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 1/26 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah
Stranded reviews
Ebony is a regular college student enjoying a Friday night with her best friend Veronicka and a few other girls...something like a girl's night out at an awesome nightclub. She finds herself dancing away to the beat with a sly bartender Desmond until it is sadly time for her to leave. Ebony decides to go home without Veronicka and suddenly wishes that she hadn't left.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Altaïr
Twisted reviews
Emerald's years of homeschooling are over, and what better way then to celebrate by going to a party? Wrong. She knew that in the back of her gut, something wrong would happen. Emerald thought that she would lose one of the most important things she owned until the local Spider dropped by. Who was this Spandex wearing guy? Would she see him again?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,947 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Nightingale reviews
It's been at least 5 years since the new princess's Nightingale's mother died. Now in rule is her older brother, Logan who rules with an iron fist. Nightingale tries to bare with the fact that Reaver won't stop annoying her, soon, history will change
Fable - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,814 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Reaver
Perilous reviews
Avril's parents are dead and she is forced to stay by Robert de Sable's side. Meanwhile, her seemingly dead friend, Reymond, is alive and seething with hatred and revenge. Avril wants nothing more than to see Robert de Sable die a horrible death. Avril finds herself along with de Sable and a few soldiers in Soloman's Temple, will she finally escape? Possible Altair and OC.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Altaïr