Ellenore Carter
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Joined 12-04-10, id: 2642467, Profile Updated: 05-30-13
Author has written 13 stories for Sweeney Todd, Avengers, Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, and Parks and Recreation.

I like to think I'm a funny person.

-I am Ellen.

Bee tea dubs, do you like my writing? You think I'm funny?

God. That's flattering.

You should check out my fictionpress account, under the same name. There's a delightful funny story there you might enjoy if you care to give it a chance. Not that I need you or your reviews. In fact, whatever. Don't bother. I'm an independent woman, and I don't identify myself with praise from strangers on the internet. You think I get some sick high off the kudos from strangers? I don't. Jesus. Don't flatter yourself. I don't need you. I never needed you. Just leave me alone.

My bitter self with a pride problem.

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What Stays by TheOneWorthLeaving reviews
When things fall apart in Pawnee, Ann and April find a measure of solace together. Ann/April.
Parks and Recreation - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,873 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Ann P., April L. - Complete
This Isn't What it Looks Like by Lyrica471 reviews
One-Shot of Black Pepper Natasha romanov or Black Widow and Pepper Potts
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Pepper P. - Complete
Finding Wonderland by silver-roses12 reviews
Alice struggles with returning to Wonderland as she finds herself in the dreary streets of London. What will happen? I'm terrible at summaries...
Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,639 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Alice K.
Lady Trousers by BakerPieMaker reviews
London is taken by surprise when Mrs. Lovett decides to wear trouser, and nicley fit ones at that!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Arsenic by iphis16 reviews
Oneshot, T for morbidity and insinuation, not particularly pairings-dependant. Arsenic is quite the poison of choice, these days...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
If I'm Not Around, I'll Kill 'Em by ILikeFemales reviews
Why does Toby call Mrs. Lovett "Mrs. Lovett?"
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
Lovett's Dance by Girl with the Tumbling Dice reviews
Twirlytwirlytwirl.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Eleanor L.
Heaven by darkswanqueenredybeautysw reviews
Some news from Toby, and a Sweenet fic. Not funny, very serious. Fluffy. One-shot
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Complete
What're You Afraid Of? by linzhatterxx reviews
Sweeney and Nellie discuss their fears. Slight Sweenett. Its my first Sweeney story, so be nice please. :
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
The Many MySpace Surveys Of Sweeney Todd by x-nellie-lovett-x reviews
So, basically I pulled together a load of surveys off of MySpace and thought what would they be like if the Sweeney Todd characters filled them out? Please review. x
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009
Imperfections by myloveimfaithfullyyours reviews
The title is random, just from tutoring French today and talking about the l'imparfait...anyways, just a short little drabble. Nothing much really. Please review, ever grateful. Rated T for saftey and Todd/Lovett implied. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
A Cold Night in Fleet Street by nemo123450 reviews
One cold night in Fleet Street. Mrs.Lovett pays a visit to her barber. Sweenett. Rated K
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
All Deserve to Die by Vanillasiren reviews
Sweeney Todd isn't the only one who's suffered loss. One-shot, mild Sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Pint O' Gin by myloveimfaithfullyyours reviews
Just a little bit of easy, short Sweenett fluff. Please review!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Closeness and Cleverness by Vaetra reviews
Another -dare I say it?- collection of the usual angsty, depressing, odd, at times romantic one-shots. Some Sweenett and some not. And these aren't even semi connected...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
benjamin barker is dead by Axel bby reviews
.fancy a happy ending? .alternate ending. .finished. .previously regain your sanity. .sweency/sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
A Case of Epilepsy by ConfusedColumbia26220 reviews
Long-ish Sweenett oneshot. One of our beloved characters has a surprising condition. Rated T for the near ending of the story. The world can use more Sweenett Hurt/Comfort stories.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Hell by Elinor Gaunt reviews
Mrs. Lovett contemplates her love. One sided Todd/Lovett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Meat Pies, the Sea, and Revenge by x Lost Hero x reviews
AU. Toby asks what the meat pies are made of. Mrs. Lovett has her dream come true. Sweeney gets his revenge. Judge Turpin, Beadle, and Lucy are dead. Sweenett fluff/angst. OneShot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
The Easter Egg Hunt by x Lost Hero x reviews
Mrs. Lovett sets up an Easter egg hunt for Sweeney. Sweenett fluff. OneShot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
A Study by E. Linnet reviews
He'd take notice of the things she does for him, if it weren't for the obvious distractions. Sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by niki-chan2 reviews
“They always find love, they do. Beautiful girls, I mean. Don’t leave much hope for the rest of us, I fear.” SweeneyLovett, AnthonyJohanna implied.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
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The Misadventures of April and Ann reviews
Silly April/Ann oneshots
Parks and Recreation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Leslie K., Ann P., April L., Andy D.
Freezing Vodka reviews
Chloe wakes June up in the middle of the night. J/C
Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Complete
Well that's awkward reviews
We've all wished we were Avengers. We're all jealous of Pepper Potts. Well, life so close to the Avengers, tends not to be so glamorous at times. *warning: Includes some really 'out there' humor. Read at your own risk. Edit: no, I wasn't dropped as a child...thank you though.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,594 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012
Thoughts in the Dark reviews
It's dark, your alone, he's asleep...but even if he wasn't, would it matter? He doesn't love you and he never will. You'll just have to make due. How Mrs. lovett may or may not spend her nights. *Rated T for vivid and scary insanity and language*
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Alligator Boots reviews
Anyone ever wonder where when and why alligator clothing was invented? well here's one scientifically accepted theory... *New chapter on the invention of pencil eyebrows!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Fleet streets reaction to today's popular songs reviews
A few more recent songs, injected into the Victorian era, just to see what happens. Maybe it'll even be kindof entertaining. *Sweeney Todd song fic/parody*
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011
I have a funny feeling reviews
We've all been there. Everything suddenly feels...wrong. If you take yourself seriously, or take Sweeney Todd far too seriously, I warn you, you will not understand this or you will be offended. Feel free to flame if you must, i like nice reviews too tho
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Meant to be reviews
All the ST characters shrunk to a managable size, like, seven maybe? Can anyone say adorable?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
A dream within a dream reviews
A small story in which people are waking up much more that they are sleeping. If you figure you can explain it to me, that would be wonderful. T for extreamly breif romance.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete
Pretend reviews
The character's lies they tell themselves to make life manageable. We all need a little deception to keep us going every once and awhile...right?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
Well then reviews
Anyone ever wonder what happened after Mrs. Lovett died? Well I will tell you one thing, it sure as hell wasn't this. *a short mis-guided story that got terribly out of hand*
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Eleanor L.
Tug and pull reviews
lolz, no flames this was completely for fun, you may not understand but I was laughing my arse off while writing this...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Nightmare reviews
Sweeney's had a nightmare and so he goes to the only one he feels like he can talk to. The two finally have a chance to communicate their feelings, will they be able to get over the differences? Life is for the alive I suppose...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete