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okay, some info about me...

Name: you can call me Raxhi, Rax, Ms. Sea-Salt., Almighty Princess Kuchiki, Hisana 2, or Christall/Chris/Kriss

Age: ha, you wish! pedophile! xP

gender: I have little lumps on my chest...

sexuality: i don't know, love is blind... think i'm bi... I DONT KNOW, STOP PRESSURING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! DX

likes: i likezes mah frens, mah family, mah light! mah black, white, grey, deep violet, flame red, and deep blue. and yaoi. nver forget yaoi.

dislikes: fakes, wannabes, liars, people who think i actually give a damn if they talk trash about me... people at my school, in other words. and twilight. -shudders-

you guys, i apologize if you think i make you wait too long on my updates. my computer, SallyMae SuzieSue, was too old so we had to put her down. i don't own a compu, i work on the fics whenever i can -_- i'm also only in middle school, which is a total s.o.b. so meh. also, i do accept fanart! ;)

animes/mangas: Bleach, Kekkaishi, Kuroshitsuji, FullMetal Alchemist, Death Note, InuYasha, Lucky Star, Fruits Basket, Shugo Chara, Hetalia Axis Powers, and a lot more that i cant remember

video games: Final Fantasy series, Kingdom Hearts series, Zelda, Mario series

books: Harry Potter is, and always shall be, BETTER THAN TWILIGHT. Other than that, I like mysteries, horrors, comedies, anything well-written really.


YAAY!! MINDLESS DRIBBLE FROM mz kuchiki let's read, shall we???

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (just ask my friends/family; i need to stop playing KH and ffVII...)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile (THE PINK SHALL EAT YOUR SOOOUUUULLLLL!! -whimpers-)

If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazied and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (CHOCOLATE PIE, WHEEEE!!)

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile (it's fun. you should do so.)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you cried when Steve Irwin died, copy and paste this in your profile (mostly for the kids, cause they are very cute...not in that way, you perv!)

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI :)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy someone just for the heck of it, copy & paste this into your profile

If you can't stand people with a blatant disregard for the rules of FanFiction, post this in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, warriorfreak, jasminesolo, Protector of Canon2, (this goes for all of us) TheThroppSistersandCompany, s_slytherin, Courtney Dax, YuYuFanatic14, MegaKiraraLover(MKL), mz kuchiki (i don't need you to tell me I'm cool, because I'm ninja!!)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (very often. very, very often. go me!)

If you know a video game character and/or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (kuchiki byuakuya and grimmjow jaggerjaques must be brought to life! please!! XD)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), organization-mischeif15 (sighs so emarassing... I'm such a clutz.), Your Sweet Suicide (several times a day!), MegaKiraraLover/MKL (yay, fellow idiotic clutzes that have no coordination! GO US!!), mz kuchiki (WHAT NOW MOM! I TOLD YOU THAT THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE LIKE ME...oh hellooo ^^')

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

6 out of 10 girls say that their favorite color is pink. If you're one of the other four, post this on your profile.

About 96 of girls and teens between the ages of 7 and 16 are overly OBSESSED with Hannah Montana or the Jonas Brothers. If you're part of the sane 4, post this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other that no one else gets, copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, you can call me THE ALMIGHTY PRINCESS KUCHIKI)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (cough,allofthem,cough)

if you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile

If you think that anime should rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. (fuck yes!)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and symbol for equality to your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. (i may not be homo, but i have friends who are--don't hate, peeps!)

If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, CosenAngel, ArtemisBlack555, Aeris Leonheart, MegaKiraraLover(MKL), mz kuchiki,

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Bad spellers of the world UNITE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

FUCK STEROTYPES! WOO!

Food for Thought (A Conversation Between Two Unknowns):

"History is written by the victors."
"What do the losers write?"
"... fanfiction."

d(^.^)b

i took my friend's advice and took the seme uke quiz. taste the experience at

You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme


~About you~

1. Name:

Chris or Raxhi

2. Is there a certain reason your parents picked this name for you?

I was named after my father.

3. Any pets? If so, names:

not any more

4. Hair color:

Black

5. Are your fingernails/toenails painted?

Black

6. Any siblings? If so, names:

yes, six. Courtney, KeKe, TeeTee, me, Chris Jr., Ceyunta, Arianne

7. Where do you live?

Narnia

8. Have you passed 8th grade?

I'm in eight grade, BUT IT'S MY FIRST TIME, I HAVE NOT FAILED. A lot of people think that becase I seem older than I really am...

9. Do you play Xbox?

when i find someone who has one- I PWN THOSE N00BS

10. Are you a vegetarian? Vegan? Meat eater?

MEAAATT!!!!

~ Friends ~

1. Who is your bestest best friend?

Robyn

2. Do you have a friend you can tell anything and everything to?

Uhh.. by 'everything,' what do you mean? *grins*

3. Where is your favorite place to go with your friends?

Hot Topic

4. Have you ever gone to the circus with them?

No.

5. Do you have a secret handshake?

Do not make me laugh... OF COURSE!

6 . How far do you go back together?

I've known Robyn and Brooke for 3 years but I'm a little closer to Robyn, Maxxine for about three to five months and Brijon for almost a year.

7. Do you know their favorite and least favorite foods?

Nop.

8. You have lots of sleepovers, right?

Robyn and I had the one we'd been delaying due to technicalities and I went to Maxxine's with Brijon... Crazy hit happened man. Crazy shit.

9. Have you met a new friend in the past 6 months?

Yup, Maxxine.

10. Is your best friend’s family like your second family?

All of them

1. Who was your first crush?

Uhhh... De'Andre... I actually know a lot of De'Andres...

2. Single or taken?

Single...

3. Where did you go on your first date?

Haven't been on a real one

4. Ever been cheated on?

never been someone's true girlfriend

5. Do you like when guys slap your butt?

Fuck no, that's disgusting.

6. How was your very first kiss?

Haven't had a real one, they've all been accident. The person I want to have my first kiss with would freak out if I tried to kiss her and then it'd ruin our freindship.

7. How does your current boyfriend treat you?

Don't want one, don't have one.

8. If you have an ex, do you want them back?

No.

9. Tell me: don't you just love being held by your man?

ENOUGH ABOUT BOYFRIENDS!!!

10. Does he ever give you piggy back rides?

Uhhh... This dude I met at the library called me tasty and beautiful in Japanee, does that count? ^^ He didn't know I understood every single thing he was saying!

1. We all love ice cream! What's your favorite flavor?

Quadruple Chocolate

2. Favorite scent?

Sakura petals

3. Favorite day of the year? (it better not be 4/20 or I'll slap you across the face!)

Zemyx day- June the Ninth/ Dexion day- September the Sixth

4. Favorite toy when you were little?

My wooden scythe

5. Favorite place to be?

In my room, formerly known as the yaoi room or the Corridor of Darkness

6. Favorite song?

Black Parade by My Chemical Romance

7. Favorite color M & M?

Purple... I have had one...

8. Favorite store?

Hot Topic

9. Favorite Spongebob character?

All of them are stupid neophytes... Squidward

10. Favorite Disney movie?

Lion King


Other people would fill this space with quotes... I'm gonna write the lyrics to Bad Apple by Gumi Megpoid~!! x3

Nagareteku toki no naka de de mo
kedarusa ga hora guruguru mawatte
Watashi kara hanareru kokoro mo
mienai wa sou shiranai?

Jibun kara ugoku koto mo naku
toki no sukima ni nagasaretsuzukete
Shiranai wa mawari no koto nado
watashi wa watashi sore dake

Yume miteru? Nani mo mitenai?
Kataru mo muda na jibun no kotoba?
Kanashimu nante tsukareru dake yo
nani mo kanjizu sugoseba ii no

Tomadou kotoba ataerarete mo
jibun no kokoro tada uwa no sora
Moshi watashi kara ugoku no naraba
subete kaeru no nara kuro ni suru

Konna jibun ni mirai wa aru no?
Konna sekai ni watashi wa iru no?
Ima setsunai no? Ima kanashii no?
Jibun no koto mo wakaranai mama

Ayumu koto sae tsukareru dake yo
hito no koto nado shiri mo shinai wa
Konna watashi mo kawareru no nara
moshi kawareru no nara shiro ni naru?

Nagareteku toki no naka de de mo
kedarusa ga hora guruguru mawatte
Watashi kara hanareru kokoro mo
mienai wa sou shiranai?

Jibun kara ugoku koto mo naku
toki no sukima ni nagasaretsuzukete
Shiranai wa mawari no koto nado
watashi wa watashi sore dake?

Yume miteru? Nani mo mitenai?
Kataru mo muda na jibun no kotoba?
Kanashimu nante tsukareru dake yo
nani mo kanjizu sugoseba ii no

Tomadou kotoba ataerarete mo
jibun no kokoro tada uwa no sora
Moshi watashi kara ugoku no naraba
subete kaeru no nara kuro ni suru

Muda na jikan ni mirai wa aru no?
Konna tokoro ni watashi wa iru no?
Watashi no koto o iitai naraba
kotoba ni suru no nara “roku de nashi”

Konna tokoro ni watashi wa iru no?
Konna jikan ni watashi wa iru no?
Konna watashi mo kawareru no nara
moshi kawareru no nara shiro ni naru?

Ima yume miteru? Nani mo mitenai? Kataru mo muda na jibun no kotoba?
Kanashimu nante tsukareru dake yo
nani mo kanjizu sugoseba ii no

Tomadou kotoba ataerarete mo
jibun no kokoro tada uwa no sora
Moshi watashi kara ugoku no naraba
subete kaeru no nara kuro ni suru

Ugoku no naraba ugoku no naraba
subete kowasu wa subete kowasu wa
Kanashimu naraba kanashimu naraba
watashi no kokoro shiroku kawareru?

Anata no koto mo watashi no koto mo
subete no koto mo mada shiranai no
Omoi mabuta o aketa no naraba
subete kowasu no nara kuro ni nare!!!

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Threats by lord Piggy reviews
Axel and Roxas were best friends, until Axel became a dick, that is. Armed with Axel's deepest secret, Roxas isn't holding back on the threats. "Piss me off, and I'll make sure the whole world knows." Hiatus
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,024 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Roxas, Axel
Time Machines Made Easy: Don't Try This At Home by Besieged Infection reviews
AU Demyx isn't the brightest crayon in the box, but an Eidetic memory sets him apart from the rest. And while it is very useful to Zexion, his boss, teacher, and quite possibly friend, it isn't why he keeps him around.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,247 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - [Demyx, Zexion] - Complete
Guilty Conscience by FreeKiwi reviews
How do rich kids enact revenge on Zexion? They convince the pool boy to pretend to be Zexion's conscience. The pool boy convinces Zexion he has to change his ways or he'll die. Everyone else? They just have to keep a straight face. -Zemyx- -AR- -SR-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,554 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Demyx, Zexion
Sometimes He Would Sing by Dlvvanzor reviews
Matt wasn't a particularly good singer. Mello never complained. MxM, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Overzealous by ShadesofImagination reviews
Zack's after something and we all know how puppies can get. Zack/Angeal. Fluff. Idiocy. One-Shot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Angeal H., Zack F. - Complete
Damn Italian Curls SpaMano Version by joyouswolves reviews
Well...what can I say...Spain...Romano...that lovely little curl of his...what do you think that's going to lead to? Oh..I can say that I do not own Hetalia..sadly...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Terrible Things by thatsnotnicetho reviews
Now, Son, I'm only telling you this because life can do terrible things. You'll learn one day. I'll hope and I'll pray that God shows you differently. Romance.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
The Doppelganger Effect by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Blaise can only take so much. A silly little ficlet featuring Blaise Zabini in all his glory. Oh, and those other two blokes everyone seems to like so much. Rated T for language and silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Modus Vivendi by Saucery reviews
Never play Truth or Dare with a Potter. Just. Don't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 122 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sirius B., Severus S.
Sirius Black and the Failed Pick Up Lines by Hatter of Madness reviews
Sirius tries 45 pick up lines to get Remus to date him. Too bad they don't work. Rated T for language and innuendos. Dialogue only.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Smile For Me? by Dolly-D-Mushroom reviews
In which Roxas was diagnosed with an illness that took away his ability to smile,Axel falling for the blonde,Riku is psychic,Demyx is psycho,Sora is in denial and Zexion is a bully. -Akuroku,possibly Zemyx and Soriku-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,721 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Accidental Infatuation by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
Strange circumstances can lead to strange encounters, but can the accidents occuring lead to infatuation? AU, RiSora, Zemyx and Akuroku. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 184,145 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sora, Riku - Complete
100 Things You Shouldn't Do In Death Note by The New Vampire reviews
Title says it all. Concerns original cast of characters, involves events and things before Chapter 58 in the manga. Possible mention of Mello, Matt and Near, but if so will happen in the events before, as I've said Chap. 58. Possible spoilers. -Willow.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Complete
Facebook by I'm Shexy and I Know Itt reviews
What happens with the characters of Bleach get internet, and learn how to use it? Read it find out! Pairings change!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
What We Remember by Realm of Sky reviews
Axel has lived many lives and remembers snippets from most of them. However he can't remember the blond boy who haunts his dreams. Who is he and what will happen when he shows up at Axel's school? Not my first fic, just the first posted. WARNING YAOI!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Pretending by Nitroid reviews
Ichigo, caught off guard by Szayel and his chemicals, is turned into a kitten. Thankfully, Grimmjow is around to save the day. Fluff, and rated M for smut in last chapter. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,713 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Facebook by xyukiiix reviews
It's only official once you're married in Facebook.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Checkmate by Sasurealian reviews
Ciel was either to die by his own hands or by the hands of another, but Sebastian wasn't about to let that happen. Not when he had him so closely in his grasp. There was only once last piece to move.. SebaCiel / Yaoi
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Facebook Craziness by Aoi the Nekohime reviews
What craziness will ensure if Bleach had facebook, well you have been warned.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 11,836 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010
Why Boredom Is Dangerous Random Alert! by SoraIsMyHomeboy reviews
Exactly what it sounds like. Randomness to the max. I got bored and this is the result. Crossover of many different characters and such...enjoy! XD
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sora - Complete
Goodbye by Rayinuya reviews
Roxas finally gets to say his last goodbyes to Axel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Vexen Month! by Comix at the Opera reviews
It's April! You know what that means? VEXEN TIME! A drabble a day keeps the Chilly Academic away!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Vexen, Even
Candy Addict by CaptainBatBrain reviews
"Just as he loved Roxas. He loved him so deeply… he wanted to eat him…" Rated for disturbingness... Done for a contest Oneshot! Please R&R lol
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Riot Girl by 123justyouwait456 reviews
Kagome is the new girl at DH high school. At her old school she was a total prep. Now she's a total Riot Girl, that all the guys want. When she see's her ex Hojo there her misfortune just gets worse. Can joining a band help? Will it all get better?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,736 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Cat Nip Sequel by AsukiSan reviews
Ichigo felt cheated out of his last attempt to dominate his teal-haired lover, so he wants to try again.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Complete
Love the skin you're in by Naraxkagura reviews
Whether this was going to boost his self esteem or lower it. He didn't care. All he knew was he needed to pee and it was hot as hell. Many pairings AkuRoku RiSo Zemyx XemSai...sorta M for Lemons and Limes blah blah blah better summary inside
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Axel, Roxas
KATT IMMA KITTYKATT! by emokatt98 reviews
mystery. i dont own anything.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Caught in the Act by Kyuubixx reviews
Ichigos family return earlier then expected...what fatherly advice does Isshin have for his son? AU Drabble. R&R
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Will You Fall With Me by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
Zexion and Demyx are both Angels of the Seven Kingdoms. Zexion is patiently awaiting Demyx's return from a mission, only to learn that the mission will change both their lives forever. Dexion Angelfic. AU. Lemon. Complete. Giftfic For little-caitlin.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Penguin Apocalypse by AngeloflLight reviews
Refusing to believe he's sick and abandoned by Ichigo to fend for himself for the day, Grimmjow has an interesting run in with the demented penguin pimps of Nii.Can he stop them from taking over? And who is their leader? AU rated for Grimm's potty mouth
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
AkuRoku: Daily CheckUp by cakoir reviews
Axel was known for being the biggest pervert in the entire clinic. On Christmas though, he might get the one guy he actually has a heart for. Yaoi, fluff & humour. Oneshot. Other minor KH couples.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Remember by Cereal-Killa reviews
Grimmjow was always forgetting things. Sweet, fluffy, no plot. -Grimmichi-
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Cutest Couple by bloodyhell95 reviews
Valentines Day Special! Tohru gets flowers from someone on valentines day. Each has a special meaning. But what does the last one mean? Kyo and Tohru get a surprise in the school's yearbook. I don't own Fruits Basket.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
How My Best Friend Screwed Me Over by Tyson FoxFlame reviews
[AkuRoku] It’s funny how life doesn’t always work out how we want. I mean, I expected to leave high school with average grades, looks, and maybe a girlfriend. But my best friend had another plan and decided to turn my life upside down. Some friend huh?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 111,363 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Roxas, Axel
Names and Grocery Lists by KittyWillCutYou reviews
A short little oneshot between Grimmjow and an OC about grocery lists, a kitten, and what to name said kitten. Basically, exactly what it says on the can. GrimmxOc
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
I Want to Marry Sora! by Izaiazar reviews
"Sora, do you want to marry me?"... "don't you have to ask my daddy first?" ..."If I ask Uncle Cloud, then will you marry me?"..."Yes." Soriku , Akuroku ,Cleon ,and more.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 1/6/2009 - [Riku, Sora] [Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.]
Naked by iheartcoco reviews
Remus sees Sirius naked. Not what you think. Mild slash. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Girls Against Boys by ShatteredRose12 reviews
Kagome,Sango,Ayame and Rin all HATE guys! So imagine how they feel when their new neighbors are ALL BOYS! The girls declare a war with the guys in an attempt to chase them away; now it's a battle of the sexes! Who will lose and who will fall in love?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,147 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
In the Belly of the Beast by Vivienne Grainger - Bleach reviews
We all know who, between Renji and Byakuya, will carry the children, right? Right? Mpreg, if you hadn't guessed.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,859 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
20 Truths: Byakuya and Senbonzakura by Vivienne Grainger - Bleach reviews
The man and his sword. Toss a coin to see who's prettier: it's one of the things they never talk about. Here are some more.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Senbonzakura, Byakuya K. - Complete
20 Truths: Renji and Byakuya by Vivienne Grainger - Bleach reviews
You need a good laugh? The two prettiest boys in the Bleachiverse can provide one. Or more.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
A Dark Hallway Nightmare by dancerawrdemyx reviews
Kairi is sick of waiting. It's been 3 years and no Sora. Kairi finds out about nobodie's and finds where Sora is. But is it a good thing that she found Sora... or not? A/n just saying... this is from my own imagination! Characters are not mine!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
A Puppy for Christmas by Ice-Kitsune-317 reviews
Kagome had never gotten along well with Sango and Miroku's friend Inuyasha. So what was she supposed to do when she gets snowbound in a cabin alone with him for a week?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,977 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Nightmare by midna36 reviews
This is just a fluff story with Ichigo x Grimmjow. Grimmjow had a bad nightmare and can't get back to sleep. It really has no bad language or sexual content but I rated it T just in case because of the implied Ichigo and Grimmjow relationship.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Under The Mistletoe by FoxRain7 reviews
After almost losing her first kiss last year, Kagome decided to skip the X-mas party. When she hears that Inuyasha's coming, she quickly changes her mind. How will the party go for Kagome? What happens when the two meet under a mistletoe? X-mas fic.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Back Off, He's Mine by Random Romantasist 999 reviews
"But they don't hit you," he protested, "Why does it hurt you?" "Cause you're my Sora, and I don't let my stuff get messed up." Little kid SoRiku fluff. You know you wanna see.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sora, Riku - Complete
25 Things About Riku By Sora by Oblivion Hyorinmaru reviews
Sequel To 25 Things About Sora By Riku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete
A Captain's Punishment Part 2 by animallvr682 reviews
Renji and Byakuya are sparing with a bet that the winner gets anything they want. Bya/Ren Lemon Warning. Written on Request!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
20 Reasons Why I Don't Like Momo Hinamori by anime16 reviews
8th Reason: I don't like her because she's dense. How could she not know that I've—Izuru had been in love with her since we—they were on the academy. Ugh, I feel sorry for Izuru, having such feelings for a dense girl.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Nose Milk by Sharmander reviews
Roxas Anderson is the head of the school while Axel Martinez is a huge freak with a troubled past. If that's the case then how come Roxas is telling Axel to be his boyfriend? Something isn't right, and it's not just the milk dripping out of Axel's nose.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,142 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Welcome Home by derangedperson reviews
After wrecking his automail in a fight with the homunculi, Edward and Alphonse return home to get it fixed. But an unpleasant surprise awaits...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Mnemonic by Zenelly reviews
Zexion, analytical, proud, observant, decides to keep a journal, marking down his observations of the people he knows. But then one particular newcomer catches his eye... ZEMYX, AkuRoku, RikuSora, and Vexia.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,153 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Facebook, Bleach style by fourthx reviews
What would happen if the bleach cast discovered facebook? Some drabbles , may have romance later. Rated T to be safe and for later chapters
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010
Twenty Random facts About Edward by Nyago reviews
Small but funny fanfic dedicate to my favorite Alchemist in FMA. EdWin! -Complete!-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Are You Falling for Your Best Friend, Inuyasha? by BlackRosetheVampire reviews
Inuyasha and Kagome are best friends and they are in high school. Then Inuyasha starts to fall for Kagome... Someone wants Inuyasha dead.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,043 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Ways to make the Organization Kill you by DarkWolfXIII reviews
yeah yeah, I know heaps of people have already done this, but what the hell, eh? ways to make each member of Organization XIII want to murder you. Enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010
Ways to Get Killed By the Espada by NinjaLuffer1215 reviews
Here are some ways that you can get yourself killed by Aizen and his Espada.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2010
What Is Love by Hotnesspecter88 reviews
Roxas confronts Axel, unsure of the meaning of love. Axel's insensitivity towards love causes a rift between them. Realizing this, he's got to apologize to the blonde teen. But how..? WARNING:Vulgar, Yaoi-smexiness
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Clock Tower by edwardsgirl16 reviews
Axel finds Roxas sitting on the clock tower and decides to play a little question and answer game. If Roxas answers a question right, Axel gives him a reward and with 14 questions, a lot can happen. boy/boy, Roxas/Axel, yaoi...you have been warned!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
I Have Never Seen Love by animallvr682 reviews
Grimmjow is bored and Ulquiorra happens to walk by on his way to a mission. What happens when they find a strange book in a cave and Ulquiorra becomes curious? Grimm/Ulq...Lemon Warning.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
40 Things Reno is no longer allowed to do by Enide Dear reviews
Just what it says on the tin
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Reno - Complete
More Ways to Get Killed by Organization XIII by NinjaLuffer1215 reviews
Here's another 50 ways to get yourself killed by Organization XIII. Rated T for safety. Chapter 2 is up! More crazy ways you can get the organization to kill you :
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009
30 Ways to Get Killed by Grimmjow by NinjaLuffer1215 reviews
Attempting the following things will not always get desired results. :
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
50 Ways to Get Killed by Organization XIII by NinjaLuffer1215 reviews
Fifty random ways to get yourself killed by Organization XIII. Following this list will not always achieve desired results.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
Why Ed Hates Milk by NinjaLuffer1215 reviews
A possible scenario to explain why Ed hates milk.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
A Captain's Punishment by animallvr682 reviews
Byakuya can be pretty cold sometimes. What happens when he finds Renji doing something unforgivable? LEMON WARNING! ByakuyaXRenji! Yaoi, MM, man-shmex...you've been warned!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,088 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
25 Things About Sora By Riku by Oblivion Hyorinmaru reviews
Riku tells us 25 amusing facts about the feared keyblade master
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Stuck Together by FeudalGirl14 reviews
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru have the house to themselves for five days, but they get themselves stuck in a closet 10 minutes after their parents leave. What will they do to pass their time? Read to find out!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
ITT: You Stare Stupidly, I Do Things by That's SQUALL reviews
“So, apparently we're having wild gay sex." "…Excuse me?" Squall, Cloud, and a discussion about fangirls that goes awry. 7x8 crack PWP, Squall solo.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Squall L., Cloud S.
Vines by Arxaith reviews
I held my breath. Something snaked around my wrists and ankles, forcing my legs apart. Thorns pricked at my skin. I tried pulling at the thick, healthy vines around my limbs, but the thorns began to pierce my flesh. MarVex r&r plz! :D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Marluxia, Vexen - Complete
Renji's Cereal by Bara Ichimaru reviews
Renji is eating cereal, and Byakuya is rather inquisitive today. YAY CRACK!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Moments Zero by code15 reviews
Technically he was a social case already, but that was not the point. Also, he remembered getting run over by a guy with a pink bike. Zexion/Demyx, oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,409 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Simplicity by DXM Junkie reviews
In which Demyx has a crush, Roxas is acting a little pissy, Axel needs to stop being a pervert, and Zexion learns a few things about people skills. Zemyx/Akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Teenage Wasteland by Pollux Unbound reviews
Ichigo transfers to an all-boys' school and gets acquainted with all sorts of teenagers, including one with whom he ultimately falls in love. For Grimmjow happens to be the most popular jock in school, while Ichigo is just your typical teen. AU GrimmIchi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,241 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Curiosity dawns an embarrased cat by KitsuneJester reviews
Ichigo is up late one night, thinking over his relationship with his lover, Grimmjow. What's the one thing that would make their relationship perfect? I'm pretty sure it's K , but I'm saying T just in case.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Contradictions by Yami B666 reviews
Damned if things couldn't get any weirder between them. [SeiferHayner oneshot, contains lemon.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
The Blood Game by Silarcta reviews
This fanfic contains extreme gore and other repulsive themes. You don’t want to read this. Pairings: MarVex and ZekuAlmostEveryone ONESHOT
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
Ten Ways To Know That You Watch InuYasha Too Much2 by Novela13 reviews
Well, this is basically part 2 of my first list. Same as the other one this is the ultimate guide or test to see if you are a HUGE fan or just a downright fanatic for InuYasha, like me. Read and open you're eyes to some of these things you might be doing!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Drink Up Me Hearties, Yo Ho! by XO'MagickMoon'OX reviews
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! It's Sora's birthday and the Destiny Island trio parties with Jack Sparrow in Tortuga. Doesn't this just spell debauchery and drunken fun? [RikxSora][Happy Birthday RainbowSerenity!]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Secrets by Yami B666 reviews
One lazy afternoon, Riku is bored, and Sora clearly wants something... [SoraRiku oneshot, smutfic.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Snow and Cookies by twilighttries reviews
[oneshot] Demyx didn’t miss how pink Zexion’s face got, though it was probably just the cold. [DemyxZexion]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Bath Time by Nyago reviews
Ed tries to give his 2 year old daughter a bath. Which doesn't turn the way he wants it. EdWin [Complete!]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
One Way to Get Ed to Drink His Milk by Kitsune The Girl reviews
My 1st fanfiction! The title says it all. Edwin. Please read and reveiw.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Rich Girl by Punkie-Spunk reviews
[oneshot] Roxas finds Axel's awesome stereo... [Normal POV, Rated for randomness]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Jealously by Nyago reviews
What is Jealously? That word never had a meaning, at least not to Edward Elric. EdWin. Manga SPOILERS! -Complete-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Her Smile by Nyago reviews
Small, pointless Fluff between Edward Elric and Winry Rockbell and what are Ed's thoughts about her. [Complete]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/14/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Berry to the Sixth Power reviews
A random collection of GrimmIchi fanfics. I was bored. Mostly tragedies, with character death, cause I like torturing people.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.