LolzYukari
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Joined 12-04-10, id: 2642734, Profile Updated: 12-16-14
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Hello, my name is YukariLOLZ, who has found an interest in writing 2 years ago, so that was in 2010 (at the moment i'm writing in 2012) My goal, at the moment is to get better at my writing (So, I will be more then happy if you give me a critique, please!!)

At the moment I am a real big Narutard, but I also like other Animes and Cartoons (I don't watch many live actions) but I mostly stay in the Naruto fandom. I really like hot chocolate, the colour green, making long reviews that actually mean something, and fanfictions that are funny but in character. What I dislike is character bashing, pairing bashing, any type of bashing, coffee, SasoSaku, and too much work.

I've had this account for quite a while, and I've faved, and reviewed a lot of things. If you notice somethings that I've faved or reviewed that contradict what I saynow, it is probably because everything that was faved or reviewed was probably in my teen years, and I was a stupid teenager, and probably have different opinions about everything now. (And better spelling and grammar!!)

Favorite Characters

Deidara-Naruto Askeladd-Vinland Saga Romano-Hetalia Kyoko- Madoka Magica Ling- FMA Brotherhood Rin- Heaven and Hell Jyne- FireFly Gruncle Stan- Gravity Falls And many, many more

Ships I Ship

SasoDei (Sasori and Deidara) -Naruto KisaIta (Kisame and Itachi) -Naruto DanRin (Daniel and Rin) -Heaven and Hell ThorCan (Thorfin and Canute) -Vinland Saga OdinAva (Odin and Ava) -Ava's Demon

Updates:

Hello people that aren't actually following me, I'm sorry I haven't updated anything AT ALL. You see I lacked inspiration for a lot of my fics (Which isn't a good excuse, I know!) and then I had a whole lot of school and homework to worry about. Since it is Christmas break now (And I get a month off, woot) I'm probably going to work hard to update some fanfictions, but after Christmas break you probably won't hear from me again because school loves to keep me busy. Also some of the stories I have here were written when I had no idea how to write a proper story (I still am learning) So I'm probably going to edit them a lot!!

Fanfics that I am working on:

Kunoichi Sleepover: This is the story I'll most likely edit a lot, but I do feel inspired to write this a bit. Just give me time on it, I'll try to update it soon.

Akatsuki: I probably won't be updating this soon, I have a complicated reason why, but I'm not going to explain. I'm sorry, but just so you know, I do have a big story line and I intend to finish, just might be in ten years that I will finish it. Also I am horrible with titles, could someone help me with the title for this one...

ItaHina: This is never going to be complete, it was just a one time inspiration, and now I feel bad for leaving it as it is. Again sorry.

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Mommy, Send Me An Angel by deideiblueeyez reviews
Three-year-old Miko has endured the horrors of sexual abuse by her father's clients her entire life. After a chaotic infiltration, she is "adopted" by a blond stranger wearing a black cloak with red clouds. In her new home, "normality" is alien and frightening. What are his intentions? Is there any hope of him healing the scars adorning her heart, her mind, her very skin?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,064 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Deidara, Konan, OC
Roomies by The Dreamer and the Realist reviews
AU. When his girlfriend told him she had new roommates, this is not what he had expected. SasuIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,528 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [Ino Y., Sasuke U.] Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Drabble Giveaway by Keono reviews
Requested drabbles from tumblr. Written in 2013. Drabbles unrelated to one another. Rating and genre vary per each drabble. Description for each drabble inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2016 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Kismet by Witherwolf reviews
Medical students Sasori and Deidara are similar in so many ways that it's frightening, but even they have their respective problems which sometimes make life seem unbearable. Their meeting is almost like a God-sent chance to rectify their lives. They can either help each other or potentially destroy each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 117,513 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [Deidara, Sasori]
Shake the World by Deidara reviews
AU. What was believed to be an old fairytale few still told their children turns out to be closer to reality than anyone expected, with potential to radically change the ninja lifestyle. Meanwhile, a young and ambitious boy finds himself dragged in the middle of the conflict, as he tries to create the ultimate art.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 71,832 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Mind Games by WynterSky reviews
It was a bit ironic, Deidara thought, that he didn't want the voice in his head to think he was crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/17/2015 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Ino Y., Deidara
All That Glitters by scarylolita reviews
Even though they're part of the same clique, Sasuke and Naruto don't get along. It's always been that way, but things begin to change when Naruto gets his hands on Sasuke's phone and learns a few juicy tidbits about the stoic teenager. It becomes obvious that Sasuke isn't all that he pretends to be and Naruto can't help but want to know more. AU, NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,771 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Kisame H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2624 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dei-Care by Kryzanna reviews
Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,027 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 190 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Kisame H., Hidan - Complete
We do what we have to by Witherwolf reviews
Akatsuki members just do not die. But they learn to cope. Somehow. (SasoDei. ItaKisa.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2013 - [Deidara, Sasori] [Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
Get Along With You by kincaidian reviews
"Well, those weren't Hidan's exact words," Sasori admitted in a monotone. "Something along the lines of getting it on with the bitches, all day all night, woohoo, that sort of thing. He then tried to tell me some foolproof pickup lines, but Kakuzu ran him through with a tent pole for being too loud." Crack, one-shot. Sasori Deidara friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Impracticalities of Supernaturality by Kryzanna reviews
When Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha moved to Konoha; a rumoured hotspot for the unnatural, they never expected to find a house full of less-than-normal inhabitants. Fires, teleporting and psychic meddling; Sasuke's going to learn how difficult it is to live with the supernatural. Contains Yaoi and LEMONS. SasuNaru, KisaIta. Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,613 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
Different by arrownbow reviews
Itachi is the son of the chief of police and a fashion designer, yet he has dark secrets and few people he can trust, until he meets a drug addict named Deidara who has demons of his own. Can they work through everything that keeps them apart? ItacxDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 121,466 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara
Does It Rain Where You Are? by Tainla reviews
Itachi goes online looking for friends but finds more then he bargined for when he meets the Akatsuki, will he let the group drag him down? centered around all Akatsuki members so P.O.V changes a lot. there will be pairings, the usual ones. THERE WILL BE YAOI so beware. SasoDei and other Akatsuki pairings.. i'm sort of really into ZetTobi right now... so BEWARE. HighSchool AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,188 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
A Genderbended reality by 1tE5o6 reviews
So, what if in a parallel dimension- the Akatsuki were your average school girls? And what if our Deidara's science experiment goes horribly wrong... And puts them in the Narutoverse- where they meet their male equivilants!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,739 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki
The Laser Pointer by DupesClause reviews
When Hidan finds a laser pointer, it's all fun and games but who would have thought something disturbing could stem from something so innocent? He and Deidara sure didn't but then again, it was Zetsu. Rated for Hidan's Language.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
What Deidara and Sasori do in their spare time by dark-spirited Bakura reviews
Itachi listens in on Sasori and Deidara having a very... interesting conversation. Suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Kid by MoyaKite reviews
Prussia is becoming human, and he finds a little boy as he backpacks around Europe. What kind of father would he be, anyway? Originally for the KM; not explicit sexually, but does have eventual character death. Also eventual PruCan. - Question: Should I split this into chapters?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,572 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
My Love is Like a Powder Keg by youaremarvelous reviews
Spain x Romano ficlet/one-shot inspired by a plane ride and a conversation. It's so easy to say "I love you," but it's so much harder to actually do it. It works out anyway, because Toni's no good with words, but he is good at sliding his hand onto a slender knee and squeezing lightly when the plane takes an especially jarring lurch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Afraid by TrainxEve-Fan12 reviews
Julie's never been this afraid in her life. Mike is such an idiot.
Motorcity - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Mike Chilton, Julie K. - Complete
Near's Cold, Mello's Love by UtauTachi reviews
Near catches a cold and Mello must take care of him. But what is this? Are Mello and Near...in love? Rated Y for Yaoi and strong language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Mello
Mary Sue by Dana-Eliza reviews
Definitely a crack fic. I wrote a little something about my own fantastic Mary Sue, she of course is the best.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
When I'm Sorry Is Not Enough by Mononoke-hime x sukai kurora reviews
After Kabuto's death, and after Edo Tensei has been sealed away, Sasuke tries to reunite his team again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Team Hawk - Complete
Mad Bomber by Sage with no Path reviews
I miss him *sniff-sniff* This is for Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Deidara - Complete
Stuck by JJKMagic reviews
Hidan plans to talk to Deidara when the blond suddenly asks him to help with a problem. HIDEI. FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - [Hidan, Deidara] - Complete
Clay Figures by JJKMagic reviews
Deidara returns home after a horrible day just to see... something he didn't expect. TOBIDEI. FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2012 - [Deidara, Obito U.] - Complete
Deidara X Sasori sweet love by Boisterous Bunny BB reviews
Deidara and Sasori are having troubles with Jealousy. Deidara Jealous of Sasori and the red head having problems getting the blond to admit it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
For The Heart I Once Had by NihilistAce reviews
Hinata is heir to her father's company. He disapproves of her relationships. She leaves for University to study medicine where she meets Tayuya, an aspiring mechanic. Can Tayuya save Hinata from the heartless ways of the world? Yuri. TayuyaHinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Tayuya, Hinata H. - Complete
Deidara's New Year by Juu50x reviews
Deidara returns for the last time back to his village. To give a small "gift" to it's Tsuchikage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Deidara, Ōnoki - Complete
Seven Reasons by Chocolate Pencil reviews
And if this isn't love, nothing will ever be. Matt/Mello, almost.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Love Convict by crossmyheart1207 reviews
AU. Deidara was an innocent man. Of that much, Sasori was sure. The problem was that nobody else believed him. Not even the accused. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
Hair by CosmicCorruption reviews
Tenten's frustrated and armed. That's bad. Even more so when the object of her demise is Neji's seemingly perfect hair.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Eggs by Startix-Master of the NoLess reviews
A delightful tale of love, eggs and a shirtless pottymouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Hidan - Complete
Peeping Tom by Startix-Master of the NoLess reviews
Hinata has some very...questionable hobbies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Etudes by Chocolate Pencil reviews
Her summer love story told in E major― SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shut Up, Deidara by Two Can Keep A Secret If reviews
Three things you should know: one, Sasori really likes Deidara's hands. Two: Deidara talks too much during sex, and three: Deidara knows the cure for artist's block. Utterly plotless DeiSasoDei, just for fun.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Death Messages by DupesClause reviews
After Sasori's death, Deidara soon finds himself receiving odd text messages from his dead boyfriend himself. -Character Death- R&R?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Texts From Last Night by TenshiXXX reviews
Because the Hetalia cast is incapable of having a night out without embarrassing themselves and leaving evidence of their collective shame. Featuring Spamano, FrUK, PruCan, RusAm, AusHun, et al.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Hair by perfectioninmypride reviews
Hidan and Deidara butted heads from the moment they met. They had nothing in common… or so they thought… Rated for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
S class Kids by riptocs reviews
Hidan and Deidara get turned into 5 year olds, forcing the Akatsuki to raise them into perfect ninjas while trying to find a way to get them back to normal. T for Hidan's potty mouth...at age 5...yes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Deidara, Hidan
Just Three Words by Chocolate Pencil reviews
-that aren't true, so they never say them. Sasori x Deidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
seasons of simplicity by Chocolate Pencil reviews
The way they used to be. Yahiko x Konan
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Yahiko, Konan - Complete
Cellular Devices and Façades by obsidianLight16 reviews
Hidan's boredom leads to a fit of anger and Deidara was just trying to take over the world. Who knew cellular devices could lead to so much trouble?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
A Girl with a Mission by Chocolate Pencil reviews
...is like Ino with an empty closet. Ino finds that her clothes are too small. /Mild Crackfic/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Ino Y., Tenten - Complete
SasoDei An Ordinary Day by Keono reviews
Deidara is a spoilt brat and is forced to go to a public school where people hate him! Collab between Woolfy and Keono! Yaoi, almost rape and other "good" stuff!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Deidara's Night by AllHailJashin-Sama reviews
What Sasori does while Deidara is asleep.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Gone by IDontWannaBeInLove reviews
It's amazing how fast you are, Sasori no Danna. One minute you're here with me, then the next, you're gone. But, two can play at that game, Sasori. One minute I was there and so were you, but now, I'm gone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Birthdays by Chocolate Pencil reviews
Itachi hated birthdays. /Happy Birthday Itachi!/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
Art Class by Keono reviews
Deidara is any other student at school, but what happens when his favorite teacher is getting laid off? And how long does it take for yaoi? Read and find out! ;D SasoDei, Yaoi, pedophilish!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Deidara nii by Chocolate Pencil reviews
Who was the person standing in front of her eyes? /Gift-fic to Chanvre Vert/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Deidara, Kurotsuchi - Complete
The Prize Inside by anacoana reviews
Deidara finds a special prize in his morning bowl of cereal. Rated T for boyXboy love
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Where Life Takes Us by freshlobster reviews
Sasori attends the reunion of his class five years after graduation. He is about to leave when his best friend from back in the day suddenly crosses his path. They have grown to be opposites, but a few drinks turn them back into their old selves. SLASH!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Dark Temptation by TwistedKitsune reviews
He could look, but not touch. He could want-and he wanted, as much as a person could want-but he would never have. It was torture at its finest, the anguish of his heart...something that could not be gratified, not without having what was forbidden...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
When Hiashi Wants Grandkids by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:CRACK!Fic:. When Hiashi wants grandkids, Neji and Tenten are screwed. .:A LOT OF OOCNESS:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
SasoDei Home Sweet Home by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Guardian Angels aren't the only things watching you while you're asleep. Deidara has moved into a new house, which everyone claims to be haunted. The blonde doesn't believe his friends, but what will happen if it turns out that they are actually correct?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,687 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Learn to Fly by TheWindAlchemist reviews
Hinata's only dream is to fly. However, her constant endeavors to fly -Ahem, jumping off of bridges - only land her in the Akatsuki Mental Hospital, whose hearty slogan is, "We're as mad as you are, only we know what to do." DeiHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,078 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
The Master and His Pet by Ritsu Arasashi reviews
Sasori has a pet. His pet's name is Deidara. One-shot for now, possible three-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Orientation by Brimaden reviews
When Itachi takes Sasuke to a school meeting instead of his parents, Sasuke decides to watch the other children. When he and another kid get in a fight Sasuke is ridiculed and Itachi cleans up the mess. Brotherly love Child-fic No slash I own nothing
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deidara's Pets by Miyuki-ice-fox reviews
Deidara seemed to always over feed his pets and this always causes trouble for the Akatsuki. Warning: This story contains extremly long pet names, a clueless Deidara, a perverted Hidan, overly large pets, and an alternate timeline!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
Chitose by Quillslinger reviews
One thousand years of happiness, or Ballad of the Victorious Childhood Friend.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Undressing the Onion by Quillslinger reviews
Shisui wants to take someone else to the dance. Oh no. ItaShi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Art Farts by Bleeping Bloop reviews
Enjoy a civilized discussion on the nature and workings of art with Konan, Deidara, Sasori, and Sai. A talk show parody which just happens to be a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Sai, Sasori - Complete
Angst! by Bleeping Bloop reviews
With the help of Deidara, Hidan tries to take Itachi on as the most angst-fueled member. Epic fail! Angst parody is a win though. Pain, Konan and Sasori as the judges of angst appeal. Who will be the most angsty memeber?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Tobi and Deidara's Grand Adventure by Bleeping Bloop reviews
When Deidara accepted "the easiest mission humanly possible", he thought it would be simple. He understood the choas Tobi would surely bring, but he didn't account for one thing. Suddenly, he's being recruited by the mafia! With 15% more Hidan and Kakuzu!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Deidara, Obito U.
Banging by CreCre reviews
A dark rainy day at the Akatsuki and a rumor. Will you be shocked at what they find?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Kisame H., Deidara - Complete
End It All by DupesClause reviews
What could be worse than dieing? How about being kept alive, alone and in pain, when knowing life would be better without you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Zetsu - Complete
Vivid Dreams by 7thCentury reviews
Short Sasori and Deidara story. Rated M for lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
On the Road by marshtomp madness reviews
Canute's nightmares about his past affect him--but mostly Thorfinn--during the daytime, too. Rated for a little language.
Vinland Saga/ヴィンランド・サガ - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Thorfinn, Canute - Complete
Semantics by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, ThorfinnCanute] Thorfinn and Canute are terrible kissers.
Vinland Saga/ヴィンランド・サガ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Thorfinn, Canute - Complete
They Won't Pay Their Taxes! by Jedi Goat reviews
AU Akatsuki-fractured version of the Three Little Pigs. Who's afraid of the Bid Bad Kakuzu? ...Well, just about everyone in the village, when it comes time to pay their taxes. And this year, three very foolish people decided to tempt the miser's fury...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 202 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6575 - Favs: 14,034 - Follows: 5,655 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Milkshake by OxVanillaPeachesxO reviews
*sigh* Didn't Konan learn her lesson from the LAST time she listened to the radio? Guess not, cos the Akatsuki are back in this crack fic! Song Milkshake by Kelis Once again, Rated T for Language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Feeling Underappreciated? Join the Akatsuki! by Sarah1281 reviews
Sakura and Ino are convinced their teammates think that they're weak. Upon failing to find support from their fellow Kunoichi, they decide that they have no choice but to leave Konoha and join the Akatsuki. Sadly, things do not go quite as planned...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
My Humps by OxVanillaPeachesxO reviews
Konan listens to the radio...and only disaster awaits. AKATSUKI CRACK. My Humps owned by The Black Eyed Peas RATED T FOR YOUR INNOCENT EARS. And then some...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 480 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 91 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Child of Orochimaru and Itachi by spirited curiosities reviews
Crack. Who is the child of Orochimaru and Itachi?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2009 - [Itachi U., Orochimaru] - Complete
Comfortably Numb by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori reflects on some things as he tries to wrap his mind around his blond partner. rated M for yaoi, Written as a challenge from my lovely sweetheart of a wife Black55Widow. Love you Babe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Deidara is the Best! by Funky Bracelet Chick reviews
Yupp. Deidara is the best. At least, in my point of view he is. This is a random list I came up with as to WHY he is the best because SOMEONE wanted me to prove it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Deidara - Complete
Door to Door by stones reviews
Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Scarlet by Yamisui reviews
Son and brother, genius and killer. This is Itachi's story, from cradle to manhood, a descent into darkness with a mind so terribly clear it redefines the borders of madness. Power at any price, strength at any cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,886 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 2,285 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Small Talk by CurrentlyIncognito reviews
The Akatsuki attempts some small talk at the dinner table... with surprising findings. Slight crack. :3 read and REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Hinata H. - Complete
Gender Confusion by Reality Inhibited reviews
Alcohol, a seedy bar, and a -very- attractive blonde. Too bad what he doesn't know is just looking for an excuse to hurt him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Deidara - Complete
Dark Knight by Digital Skitty reviews
Once upon a time, there was a world where the dragons were noble and the white knight was a demon. Where the princess falls in love with the dark knight, and they help to take down their own kingdom. And where the dragons aren't vanquished in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 99 - Words: 515,531 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 2/14/2007 - [Deidara, Sasori] [Hinata H., Neji H.] - Complete
Playing Doctor by AestheticAcoustic reviews
AU Deidara's going to the doctor for his first prostate exam. Things turn out a lot more interesting than he thought they would be. SasoDei, PWP, lemon, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/28/2008 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Akatsuki Fools by dead drifter reviews
Crack! April Fool’s Day fun with the Akatsuki! ALL of them! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Kakuzu, Deidara - Complete
Repetition by enakoritsi reviews
It’s wrong. Everything is going wrong. Nothing’s working...Was my art actually bowing to this...amateur? Never! My art...my art could never be defeated! It’s impossible to physically stop a storm, and it will be impossible to douse this final explosion!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Deidara - Complete
In Which Deidara is Blackmailed by LuneDe reviews
Pein and Konan along with the rest of the Akatsuki can't enjoy dinner because Deidara is acting weird...because Tobi and Sasori have blackmail on him! Will Deidara ever be free from their blackmail? Read to find out! I can't stress that enough. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
No Further Than Before by Wyntermute reviews
The genjutsu genius of Konoha, Kurenai Yuuhi, writes a letter to someone who does not yet exist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Kurenai Y. - Complete
SasoDei thoughts by hazard2self reviews
series of mild natured SasoDei drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 146 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Devil Caught Your Eyes by vega rin reviews
Summer in Florida. While Harry is away, young Dexter is sorely tested. Teenage Dexter and Deb. Harry.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Masks by Akatsuki210 reviews
Tobi may be the only Akatsuki member who wears a mask to cover his face, but all of them have masks to hide their secrets. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Cheating Chain by ID number 707 reviews
What REALLY goes on inside the Akatsuki [crack pairings inside!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
Who Died and Made You Lolita? by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Feline by Orm reviews
Kabutofic. Nonnarrative, implied OroKabu.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Remains by Orm reviews
Sasori left backup. Deidara isn't quite sure what to do with it. Sort of SasoDei if you squint, sort of not SasoDei if you squint the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Share by En Raconter reviews
Sasori and Deidara find that sometimes you need a girl's help to solve problems. SasoriDeidaraTentenSasori YaoiShounenaiBL
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Red Moon Rising by Fullmidget Alchemist reviews
No summary, bummer eh? You'll just have to read to find out, but I can guarantee the pairing will be strange! Hints of KabuShizu. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Deidara, Tsunade S. - Complete
Weak by Arrista reviews
Sasuke angsts over his comrades' death.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Nail Polish by Digital Skitty reviews
Once in a long while, Deidara can wrangle up a few members... so they can all paint their nails together! Only this time, he has a question for his danna...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hanging by My Coat tails by educatingretard reviews
Akatsuki look a little different:Lord Itachi has drinking issues,The Honourable Deidara is an up and coming artist in the 1800s, and desperately in need of someone to accept his rather radical artbang ideas...But will Lord Sasori agree to be his patron?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Deidara
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE by PomeloPomace reviews
Deidara and Sasori discover Itachi's secret little hobby by a hate email sent from Sasuke. Now with Kisame teaming up with them, they're forming a team to help Mr. Psychopath get laid. Will they succeed? ItaxSasu, SasoxDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Deidara, Sasori
The Amorous Adventures of Ayame the Ramen Girl by Kopykat Kakashi reviews
4 tales of love and obsession with IrukaxAyamexKakashi and AyamexIrukaxKakashi. Will a civilian like Ayame be able to find love with a shinobi? Maybe not with Team 7 interference.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,001 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U., Ayame, Naruto U. - Complete
Heaven or Hell Itachi? by XxRevengexX reviews
Itachi dies. And just where does he go? [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
The Perfect Thing to Say by hiei1317 reviews
Um, this is a little Valentines Day fiction. Oneshot, i think... maybe. For now one shot. And also, this is Sasori x Deidara, with implied KisaIta Please, i'm terrible with summaries! please please please read!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Teardrop by x se reviews
Kisame is dead. Itachi doesn’t care, he cares about nothing. Right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Itachi U.
The Beauty of Impermanence by Gigabomb reviews
Deidara x Sasuke, Sasori x Deidara mentioned. Deidara finds tolerating his partner's temporary replacement something of a trial.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Deidara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Conversation by azzami reviews
Deidara strikes up a conversation with a Iwanin prisoner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Deidara
Of Feathers and Bricks by silenced lambs reviews
Deidara, in a petulant mood, poses a rather interesting question to Sasori. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
War Of The Sexes by dave-d reviews
Vacation. Camping. Friendly joking amongst the sexes. A silly oneshot story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
Black and Blue All Over by Abarero reviews
They were killers, they were partners, they were a deadly team working for the Akatsuki. But perhaps there was more to them than that. A Kisame x Itachi Collection.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Maturing by MonsterBrat reviews
Kisame thinks about the younger members of Akatsuki and what they will become.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Ghosts by Ninjacat reviews
In a life after Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura pick up the pieces and salvage a life without him. Written five years ago; a very grim What-If tale.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Complete
Autumn by Gigabomb reviews
The second in a series of viewpoints in Konoha covering the first year Naruto is gone training with Jiraiya. Itachi at the Uchiha estate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Sweet Waters by Rabbitprint reviews
Spoilers up to ch. 225. Itachi, his best friend, and a riverbank.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
The Quest of the Green Beast by driftingstar reviews
ABANDONED. For this I am deeply apologetic, but I have completely lost interest and inspiration for this story. To all of you who have read this: thank you so much. And once again, I'm really sorry.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,429 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 6/25/2004
The Shark and The Weasel by Chesiere Cat reviews
Kisame and his poor attempts to molest Itachi starts up a very, very complicated mess. Will he succeed or die the most painful death? Kisame fan if there's any keep out! Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,642 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 5,548 - Follows: 850 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Admiration by story in reverse reviews
Sakura and Ino have a… slightly different conversation after their fight. It was never love, just competition. [implied inosaku and sakusasu]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
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Akatsuki reviews
All the Akatsuki's have hit the age where they have to go to College, they move out and rent a house closer to the college, but strange stuff start happening in the new house.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Akatsuki
Kunoichi sleep over reviews
Sakura has a sleep over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Sakura H.
ItaHina reviews
Hinata is lost in a forest, and near that forest is a town which has a bad name for having, murderers, robbers and rapists. Hinata is scared out of her mind.and if you can't tell by the name itachixhinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Itachi U., Hinata H.