Author has written 9 stories for G. I. Joe, and Young Justice.
Hi, My name is JadeDragon220.
For whoever's reading this, I hope you weren't expecting something clever. Because my thinking is a lot like thawing meat, takes awhile. You can call me Jade, JD, or Future Empress of the Universe.
I've been a member of Fanfiction.Net for three years now. That's weird, man. I feel old. O.O
Remy LeBeau/Gambit: X-Men. That includes every show and the movie. He will be my husband one day.
Oliver Queen/Green Arrow: His beard looks sharp enough to be used as a murder weapon.
Roy Harper/Speedy/Red Arrow: I'm not talking about YJ's Arsenal. He hasn't won my love yet.
Lian Harper/Red Hood(in the future alternate comics) Lian is now on YJ. I am unbelievably happy about this.
Artemis Crock/Artemis: Spitfire.
Wally West/Kid Flash/Flash: Spitfire.
Robin/Dick (Richard) Grayson:
Shana O' Hara/Scarlett:
Toph: The Melon Lord.
Tahno: I have an obsession with his hair.
Pabu: His name means "Puffball."
Bart Allen/Impulse: Crash.
The Red Team:
The Blue Team:
Romy: Rogue and Gambit/Remy.
Spitfire/Waltermis: Kid Flash/Wally and Artemis.
SuperMartian: Superboy and Miss Martian.
Red Arrow/Cheshire: Red Arrow and Cheshire.
Catwoman/Batman: Catwoman and Batman.
Green Arrow/ Black Canary: Green Arrow and Black Canary.
S/D: Scarlett and Duke
S/S: Scarlett and Snake Eyes.
X23/Julian Keller: X23 (Laura Kinney) and Julian Keller.
Favorite Character Quotes: (fav character) (Character they're interacting with, if there is one.)
Duke: (Looks at Scarlett's fake pregnant belly) How long have I been inside?
COBRA goon: This is a secure COBRA facility, where's your ID? (Snake Eyes knocks out both guard with a blow tube, Duke picks up ID card from the unconscious man's chest)
Roadblock: How about you, Snake Eyes? Do ninjas celebrate the holidays at the dojo?
Scarlett: I'll try to divert the power. (Coyote's hologram turns off)
Scarlett: Tunnel-Rat? What’s your status?
Ripcord: Why don't you crawl out of those die hard over hauls so we can work this out freak to freak? Cobra Commander: Why would I want to battle you, Patient X? When you represent the future of all humanity.
Wolverine: I know what happened to you. No one should have to go through that, especially a child.
Wolverine: But why come after us?
Black Canary[after sparring with Kid Flash] Good block, but did anyone see what he did wrong?
Robin: So Speedy, you in?
Robin[Flying in M'Gann's ship] Incredible.
Robin: Finally! Luckily Batman isn't here. He'd have my head for taking so long.
Artemis: Seen Kid Flash on the news. He doesn't wear black.
Miss Martian: [Telepathically] Don't worry, I'm almost there.
Kid Flash: [Playing with his stealth suit activator] This is so cool.
Green Arrow: [about Artemis] Um, she's my new protege.
Aqualad: [after Kid Flash runs into a barrier] We're cut off from the street.
Green Arrow: Roy, you just need to be patient.
Artemis: Kaldur's uh, nice, don't you think? Handsome, commanding. You should totally ask him out.
M'gann M'orzz: Having trouble. Maintaining altitude... I'm so hot.
Kid Flash: "You here to help us or fry us?"
Robin: If like is the opposite of dislike, is aster the opposite of disaster?
Raven: Evil beware, we have waffles.
Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When in doubt, push random buttons!
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
I'm not as dumb as you look
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.
It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.
I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.
It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.
No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.
I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.
Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them.
Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.
When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.
When all else fails, use duct tape.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again
My Reality Check bounced.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."
"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon."
"What's behind this door? -opens it- ...another door. Hilarious."
"There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt." "So what do the other 59 of them do? Tickle?"
They locked you in?" "No, I locked THEM out! Why must you always see these things backwards?"
I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter.
I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?
Earth is full. Go home.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.
It's true, blonds do have more fun. But brunets remember it in the morning.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"Never memorize something that you can look up."
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.
Being mature is overrated.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide!
"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!
Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?
I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse."
"The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"The trouble with real life is that there's no background music."
"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts."
"I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"Computers make very accurate mistakes. (22=3 Calculated in 0.000000001 seconds)"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room."
" If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?"
"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost."
"OK, I'm wierd! But I'm saving up to become eccentric."
"I tend to think in simple, clear terms that are wrong."
"Yo-yo: an object occasionally up but normally down (See also: computer)."
"Beware of the letter "G." It is the end of everything."
"I do visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa."
"Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is."
"Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win."
"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."
"He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if said girl can kick your ass"
"I'm not awesome, you just suck."
"IT'S THE SUGAR TALKING, I SWEAR!"
"People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'."
"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.
Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!
Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it!
Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls!
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in your fruit salad.
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
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