Hope n' Faith
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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.

"I love writing. I love the swirl and swing of words as they tangle with human emotions." James Michener

"Writing is my time machine, takes me to the precise time and place I belong." Jeb Dickerson

--A psychopath is better than no path at all--

"Tsubasa only had a month and a half to make this little pink ball of fluff into a capable enough killer to have a chance in the brutal elimination style fighting of the final week." The First Flower of Spring (by Evil Is A Relative Term) Chapter 3


We are hiatus-ing for quite a long time because of emotional conflicts, inspirations, work-loads that the author is currently juggling and schools. Please bear with us through this time. We will find a way to balance the works and update asap.

-Hope N' Faith

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Monomoth by Ohtze reviews
Everything ends, eventually. Eight years after the war, Sakura's unhinged and Sasuke's obsessed. The fields are filled with corpses. AUish, Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,353 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] OC, Hanabi H.
The Vessel by White Ink Penpal reviews
I started out as a girl without memories in a foreign land, and life took a turn for the worse after that. Sakura-centric.
Crossover - Naruto & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 156,122 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Sakura H., Levi] Eren Y., Mikasa A.
The Drawing Board by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 60: Itachi and Sakura, working their way to the inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 62,834 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Angel by Snavej reviews
After the birth of his and Mai's first child, Oliver Davis sits alone talking to his daughter.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/25 - Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
Death Revelation by CSakuraS reviews
Naru and Mai suddenly find themselves in a mysterious bar, with no memory of how they got there. They are then asked to play a game...with their lives on the line. In the process, truths will be revealed, feelings will be realized, and a judgement will be made.
Crossover - Ghost Hunt & Death Parade/デス・パレード - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,553 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 3/3 - [Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T.] Decim, The Black-Haired Woman - Complete
Pumpkins by Kieno0324 reviews
This was not what Gene had expected when he'd told his nephew how Noll classified people. Or that the boy would start apologizing to walls just because Noll had done so. Once.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/13 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T., Eugene D./Gene - Complete
Burn Limits by Taivasalla reviews
Sakura grows up in a shinobi household. Haunted by a broken father, she ends up on Team 7 a different person.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,593 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Sakura H.
Empty Words, Empty Faces by Faulty Paragon reviews
Slight AU. He first met her upon the bridge, the air still but the wind brisk and sweat streaming down his face as he pulled her off the edge of a railing. It's hard finding something to live for when nothing seems to recognize that they, in fact, exist, and they deserve that just as much as everyone else. Then again, they aren't most people. TwelvexLisa
Terror in Resonance/残響のテロル - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27 - Lisa M., Twelve/Toji H. - Complete
To Be the Will of Fire by dyingcow reviews
After an unexpected series of events, Haruno Sakura discovers her connection to the legendary Second God of Shinobi. However, she finds herself unprepared for her new abilities, enemies powerful beyond her imagination, and the shocking origin of her bond with Hashirama Senju. Mokuton!Sakura, with a surprise. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,775 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Sakura H., Akatsuki, Hashirama S., Team Seven
Quietus by AngeLhearteD reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 568,649 - Reviews: 6829 - Favs: 2,854 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Simplicity by PeinSaku reviews
She is the girl that has no heart, and he is the man that unknowingly stole it. "You will become my tool. You will fight for me, aid me when I call upon you. And in exchange, I will ensure that you become the most widely-revered kunoichi of your time."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,235 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
The First Flower of Spring by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,167 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,958 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sakura H.
Love and in War by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. The first time I met Prince Sasuke was the night he saved my life. I never thought I would see him again, and I certainly never expected to fall in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,342 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,507 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Obelisk: Kingdom of Beasts by VesperChan reviews
One Kingdom down, three to go. Carrying the scars on her heart, Sakura must brave the dreams again as this time, there are more sinister things then men waiting for her when she goes to sleep. The wolves have come to feast and her body will know their teeth. AU SakuraMany
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 156,145 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Sakura H.
Team 7: A Retelling by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
The future is not set in stone. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. And every choice made has the potential to drastically alter the fate of the world. This is a lesson he must learn in order to get his revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,190 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Organization by Kagari Seven reviews
Haruno Sakura was in her senior year when she had to transfer to Konoha Academy, where she ran across the Mortis Organization, a society she never thought existed. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,629 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Sakura Kiss by o.O Kumiko O.o reviews
"There will be a time in your life where you will meet someone who will change your life forever." I always thought that quote was stupid until now. Main:SaiSakuSasu Side:SakuraXMany.Based off of Atashinchi no Danshi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 243,830 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sakura H.
My life's just taken a 180 degree turn (A Homestuck Fan Adventure) by ToxicTangent reviews
6 unsuspecting teens find their lives turned upside down upon receiving a copy of Sburb Beta. What adventures will they face in the medium? Will they succeed in the numerous challenges thrown at them? Will they even survive to see their own planet? This is a story of triumph, loss, hope, despair and at the heart of it all, friendship. Note: This story is in the 2nd Person.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,846 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - OC
Abyss by Renaerys reviews
"Ghosts don't haunt us, Sakura; we haunt them." [Modern AU. Haunted Series: Book Three.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,299 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasori] Itachi U. - Complete
The Chakra Alchemist by Miss Comatose reviews
Transmuted into the heart of the Ishvalan War at the age of thirteen, Sakura must learn to survive in Amestris as she is forced to participate in the genocide. With no where left to go after the war, she is adopted by Roy Mustang and must continue forward, trying to find a way home among the chaos of the military and the Elric brothers. Parental Roy!
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,836 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Sakura H., Roy M., Jean H.
Hard to Get by mysterywings reviews
During World War Two, serious, limited Vietnam meets the boisterous America. Amid fighting, friendship, and stress, America tries to get Vietnam to like him, but she won't let that happen. Or will she?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,118 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - [America, Vietnam] - Complete
Through Time: The Rewrite by Tilunar reviews
They had forever, and she had so many regrets and desires. He'll bend time for her and watch as her choices play out and change the future. But the question is, will Sakura's choices bring a happy ending or will in all end in misery? ManyxSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,246 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Sakura H.
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3085 - Favs: 2,840 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
The Robbery No One Noticed by frumpyrox reviews
WARNING: This story contains a professional, yet hot emo thief, a pinkhaired maid, a gigantic mansion that she works in and a deadly snow storm. You have been warned. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,803 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Connection by ChocoKoko reviews
Although she may not know how to smile, Lien certainly can feel the emotion 'joy' when she receives Gakuen High's idol Arthur's number! It seems as if her life could have no more hardships...wait a minute. Calling someone shouldn't be so hard, right? Then how come the Arthur she called isn't the Arthur she knows?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,131 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - England/Britain, Vietnam
Trial by Ninja by jacobk reviews
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Straw Hat by 0- Jougen-Knight -0 reviews
Today was supposed to be a lovely day for him - it was his wedding, after all. However, the bride never showed up, and of course, he has fallen to pieces. While everyone else left the church, Lien stayed, remembering the days they shared together, and with that, made her way towards him. She would have to replace the bride. Human AU, crack pairing: Spain x Vietnam.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Spain, Vietnam - Complete
Choose Your Own Heartache by Like A Dove reviews
Korra is a new girl in a new town, and it looks like there are tons of new people for her to meet. Readers choose who Korra ends up with. Vote in the reviews. A love interest is eliminated in each new chapter.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,985 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Korra
Beauty and the Beast? You SO Screwed It Up by hereandgone reviews
Once upon a time, there was a cold-hearted Uchiha who pissed off a blonde Jinchuriki. He was cursed to live the rest of his life with a fugly orange mask on his face, unless he found a girl to fall in love with him. He had until a ramen cup expired...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Sakura Ai by Raynebow-NinjaChick reviews
Anime crossover one-shots involving Sakura Haruno. Feel free to suggest couples!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,483 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Sakura H.
Will Of Stone by sadfascist reviews
Timeskip: Sakura travels to the Earth Country to take the Iwa chuunin exam. Waiting for her there is a place of ancient wonder… violent trials… star-crossed love… and a conspiracy that threatens world peace itself. An epic novel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,620 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sakura H.
House of Leaves by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Caring for the elderly Madara was supposed to be like a break for Sakura. Instead, however, she finds herself literally locked in the middle of a family feud in a house that has a mind of its own, with nothing but a talking dog that looks suspiciously like a fox as her guide and a dark-haired protector that she doesn't know if she can trust. Welcome to the House of Leaves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 138 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Foundations by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Sakura AU. She tells him that he isn't like the boy she remembers. He suggests that maybe that's because he isn't that boy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
you make my heart beat faster by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,575 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 3,788 - Follows: 4,028 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
100 Unloved Themes by Everything's Eventual reviews
Since there has to be one person who loves them, it might as well be me. So far, Tibet, Mongolia, SE Asia, African Nations, Australia, Monaco, the Baltics and Cuba. If you can think of anymore, do share.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,576 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Seychelles, Tibet - Complete
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Between the Pages by Thirrin73 reviews
Come, step into a world of fantasy. But, beware. The forest is an awfully dangerous place. And, once you enter, you won't want to leave. MultiSaku, SakuraCentric, SakuraHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,079 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Gambit by Emmy Kay reviews
Yuuya is gambling in an old city on the Continent, in more ways than one.
Hatoful Boyfriend - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Yuuya S., Hiyoko T. - Complete
Falling Up by Piper-Knight reviews
Sakura Haruno's favorite Anime, Naruto, came to life before her eyes. The characters became real to her, and she became something to special to them. But, not everything is perfect, and ghosts from the past could be more haunting then before. SakuxMulti HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,204 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Single Approach by 2008roseelixir reviews
A single approach, he said she was. She was sold to be broken, and he volunteered to repair her. Step by step he become part of her life,her heart and even her soul. •/SakuraSebastian/• Rated T for language
Crossover - Naruto & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,734 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sakura H., Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Paper Fans and Cherry Blossoms by the manliest man reviews
He is a nobleman; she is a geisha. Conspiracies are inevitable, especially when love is involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,901 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ex columba animo by Emmy Kay reviews
Yuuya and Sakuya meet in a hallway at St. PigeoNation's Institute. Nothing is what it seems. Warning: minor spoilers for the game.
Hatoful Boyfriend - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Yuuya S., Sakuya Le Bel S. - Complete
When in Middle Earth facelifted & Revised edition by Dev1lOnUrShou1der reviews
Part One. When in Middle Earth...? Do as the Middle Earthlings do. Sakura finds herself stranded in Middle Earth. Her only chance of getting home? A wizard, a Ranger, & four Hobbits that are intent on dragging her into a quest she has no part in.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,879 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sakura H.
River of Tears I: Growth by Wynth reviews
Konoha demands Soul Society to train a few of their ninja after they were nearly destroyed by hollows. The pros? Konoha can be defended against future attacks by said beasts. The cons? Future events change drastically. •Multi-pair / AU / BLExNAR / 1:3•
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Sakura H.
Red Thread by VesperChan reviews
Some loves are timeless, some are tragic, and some are both. Sakura Madara
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Somniare by Thirrin73 reviews
She would stay with them, her dear Dreamers, as they created their worlds and loved their little dream. She would stay, until the Nightmares began. Even then, she would love them, and they her. Uchiha/Sakura. For StormDragon666.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Luxuria by Thirrin73 reviews
The lustful eyes, the poisoned sword, and the lovely flower. The string is entwined and then severed. MadaSakuSaso. For Lady Avaritia.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
In The Woods by StormDragon666 reviews
In which village girl Sakura sits down day after day and ponders her thoughts aloud to the flowers and the birds, and finds that someone, something, was listening after all. ZetsuSakura AU oneshot, contest entry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,402 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Sakura H., Zetsu - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned by Nijihime reviews
You think England has it bad for living with three older brothers? HA! Try dealing with two moody older sisters and one younger, gender-confused sibling like Japan has to, then we'll see who's talking. MultiSaku.
Crossover - Naruto & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,339 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Sakura H.
Creature Feature Deki Café by Ghoster.Z reviews
Maids. Dresses. Frilly Skirts. Animals. Haruno Sakura needs a job that pays well. Fortunetly for her, all she has to do is serve tea and wear puppy dog ears. Maybe flirt with a few men...and women -SakuMulti-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,907 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Sakura H.
Lack of Sleep by StormDragon666 reviews
A snippet of nighttime conversation between Madara and Sakura, moments after he snuck into her bedroom. Pure fluff, contest prize oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
The Promise by lokyisa reviews
Sakura woke up one day to find that she was invisible; no one could see or hear her. Until Sasuke Uchiha, that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,071 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
life is twister by Ghoster.Z reviews
Eunhyuk? You named our son Eunhyuk? I can't even pronounce that! "Gaara, unless you wish to carry our child in your stomach for 9 months, I suggest you stop talking."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Gorgeous Nightmare by Thirrin73 reviews
They were each gorgeous, animalistic nightmares in their own way. And it only took a night locked in an abandoned, supposedly haunted hotel for Sakura to figure out WHY. /Uchiha/Sakura, MultiSaku\ For StormDragon666's Contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,521 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura of the Akatsuki: Dangerous Game by queenchesh reviews
The Jinchuuriki Hunt has begun and Sakura, the Akatsuki leader's fearless daughter, is caught between rove and home. As secrets unravel and friends become enemies. Her situation becomes dangerous. A very dangerous game. /Sequel to Red Cherry Blossom/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,040 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Terrible Consequences by Sharingan-kun reviews
Torn from their world and captured as slaves, Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura had lost all hope until a strange old man purchased them, freed them, and brought them under his wing. With his teachings, these three will change the kingdom of Fiore forever.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,001 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011
The Daimyo's Daughter by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Loving someone she did not know the name of could have very easily ruined her. She seemed to live in a smaller world than she thought, though, and obligations as a noble no longer felt relevant when all she could think about was him. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,783 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lonely Shugo by Shadow Quil reviews
What if Haruno Sakura were born into the world of Shugo Chara? She has her own Charas, her own attitude and her own wishes. Saku-X-Many. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Shugo Chara, but all OCs are mine. SEQUEL IS UP
Crossover - Naruto & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 188,601 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sakura H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Weakness by Kapootya reviews
Don't you sometimes wish Sakura wasn't so damn pathetic with such a cardboard personality? Me too. Here's my story of how two Uchihas help her find her full potential. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,374 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Blisters on Her Feet by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
"I owe it to my team. I am going to CRUSH my competition, and take the title of Miss Konoha. It's your turn to look at my back - again!" CRACK. ShikaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Seasons by cutecrazyice reviews
The world wasn't ready for a whirlwind romance, especially one between a prince and a pauper. KakaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,876 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Punch Drunk dolls by Ghoster.Z reviews
I didn't know what scared me more, knowing that she was literally out of this world or realizing I fell in love with an alien. "Sakura phone home?" ". . . I'm calling the pizza place, moron."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,281 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Balls Out by Orange Sherbet reviews
"So lemme get this straight-you joined Konoha High's boys soccer team to prove that girls got game, too, and now every guy on that team wants to get in your pants?" I nodded. Ino laughed, "Sakura, dear. You're screwed."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unlucky by VivaEdina reviews
Tragedy strikes & Mai must make her own way in Tokyo's red light district. Tormented by marathon night terrors & a psychic stalker, Mai & her Davis twin companion must acknowledge how much they will sacrifice in the name of love, friendship & duty.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 131,488 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
The Green Egg by Wynth reviews
Pastor Kuchiki was supposedly a mean young coot. He never smiled, never laughed and he droned on for hours that five year old Sakura always fell asleep. But he always had a way to handle little kids – particularly on Easter. •AU / Easter oneshot•
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Misreported and Misremembered by andthenshesaid reviews
He's not suprised it's the longest war he's ever fought. Australia always has been a sucker for pretty girls - AustraliaVietnam.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Vietnam, Australia - Complete
Worlds Apart, Yet So Close by PeinSaku reviews
In which Sakura is introduced to a world the likes of which none of them have ever seen. She'll have to befriend an infamous detective in order to capture the mass-murderer that kills people via heart attacks — but, in the end, will she survive it?
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,876 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - [Sakura H., L] - Complete
Operation: F U N by PeinSaku reviews
The man fell like a brick, twitching and groaning in a heap on the ground. Madara frowned, putting away the Nerf gun he'd been holding to his back. "I don't think he's unconscious." Sakura bashed the man upside the head with her frying pan. "Now he is." — AU. Crack!fic. Language Warning. Prequel to "Operation: E D U C A T I O N."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Princes, the Princess and the Witch by Everything's Eventual reviews
Unlikely friendships are always the best. *Not pairings*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Vietnam, America - Complete
Bad Romance by Ghoster.Z reviews
An oiran who literally puts skeletons in her closet. A mercenary who wants those skeletons out. Add a group of rebels to bring down the emperor. Without lust and without fear, she won't take her kimono off for just anyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,745 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Phantasmagoria by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. Sakura falls in love with a book, Kiba's trapped inside one, and Sasuke's all that can bring them together. This is a typical love triangle, but the real story is anything but traditional.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,907 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ups and Downs by Cuboid reviews
This urge to get close, to touch, to feel, to speak, to see - it was overwhelming him. To have her wide, vulnerable eyes piercing the darkness; to see her gaze move slowly, unwillingly down to his lips... Too much. It was too much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,958 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Rogue by Wynth reviews
Sakura was running and fighting for her life when she encountered a man who then saved her; a man with snow-white hair. •HitsuSaku / BLExNAR / Oneshot•
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Sakura H., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
My New Roommate by Kapootya reviews
A mistake on a lease has caused a doctor and a lawyer to become roommates. Unfortunately neither of them want to live with the other and this is the story of how they try to make eachother's lives miserable for an apartment. Itachi/Sakura. Who will last?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Secrets, Sake and Funloving Teammates by cutecrazyice reviews
"You know what? I've never heard of Shikamaru getting kissed before." And that was how their night of fun started. For the most part. ShikaGUESS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
WiME Deleted Scene by Dev1lOnUrShou1der reviews
Deleted scene from my story When In Middle Earth - fairly out of character, which is why I edited it out, but a couple of people who saw it found it amusing so I am posting it separately.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Legolas, Sakura H. - Complete
Airborne by StormDragon666 reviews
As a half bird experiment born in a laboratory, Sakura is a prisoner. As a half human, she wants to be free. As escaped prey she will be hunted by predators. As an intelligent, flying creature, Sakura must trust herself to find true freedom. MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 229,026 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sakura H.
Blue Romance by MistedVines reviews
AU There are four schools, each ruled by different students, Ino of Konohagakure, Gaara of Sunagakure, Sasuke of Otogakure and Itachi of Akatsuki. What happens when normal student, Haruno Sakura, gets thrown into the mix? Sakura/Itachi/Sasuke/Deidara/Sai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,277 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Sakura H.
Shakespeare in love by VesperChan reviews
Sakura is the timid girl in the back of the classrom, that happens to have a deep love for Shakespeare. She didn't know that in her new high school it would get her this much attention with the guys. Sakura many
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,433 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Give me a Reason by VesperChan reviews
Can you give me a reason to wake up in the morning? How about yourself?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Sakura H., Haku - Complete
ego you by Ghoster.Z reviews
Of course she wouldn't forget him, of course she still loved him. “Didn’t she tell you? She’s marrying the Hyuga boy.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Moments by Ghoster.Z reviews
He soon realized these little moments he had with her were finally bringing them together again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
weightless by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. AU. “It’s a good luck charm.” “Good luck charm?” “You’re obviously going to need it if you go through those rapist-infested subway stations every morning.” “I’m…touched.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Speak: The Unheard Voice by aznImperfection reviews
AU. Sakura Centric. An unseen girl. An unheard voice. Total invisibility. An Outcast. Will she be noticed this year... or not? And by who?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,043 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sakura H.
Dark Miscellaneous by smos reviews
AU. SasuSaku. He refused the only person who could save his soul from eternal darkness. Seven centuries later, their paths cross once again...only this time, just who is refusing who?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Das Puppengesicht by VesperChan reviews
She was a doll passed from one master to another, will she find love in the arms of a red haired youth? SakuraSasori
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,401 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Broken Seashells by VesperChan reviews
Sakura, a believed mute, is adopted into a family from Mist with four brothers waiting to accept her, scars and all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,314 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Sakura H., Haku - Complete
Star Power by Lady Silvamord reviews
In which Sakura and Itachi have to work on the same side in order to crash a Halloween party. While dressed up as Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Kisame is amused. Itachi and Sakura? Not so much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Her Romance by cutecrazyice reviews
Because everybody loves Haruno Sakura. Oneshots featuring our favorite pink-haired kunoichi, and the different men in her life. Sakucentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Sakura H.
The Course of True Love by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It never did run smooth, and it holds true for Itachi and Sakura. But maybe they'll get their happily-ever-after... eventually. Non-massacre AU. ItaSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
SS Combo: Happily Ever After by dark1408 reviews
SasuSaku one shot collection! Chapter 2: So what happens next after Sakura meets the prince who stole her horse?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
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La La La Lie reviews
Having siblings are indeed troublesome; Naruto as your younger brother is wayyy annoying. But Sakura was happy to have him by her side. AU, Naruto and Sakura. For StormDragon666. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Fairy tales: Light and Darkness reviews
"Love?" "Yes! It's our happy ending!" "Re...venge?" "Yes! It's the purpose why you're here!" AU, SasuSaku ItaSaku ItaInner-Saku NaruHina ShikaIno. Sound Horizon 7th story 'Marchen'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Before My Heart Turns Black, for You reviews
Prequel of 'Black Heart'. A little gift to you all. AU, SakuCentric friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Grey Sky reviews
Sakura was shopping when God has to made it rain. She run to the nearby bus stop and so does Sasuke Uchiha, the son of the most successful, as well richest company in Japan, but she doesn't know it. SasuSaku AU SEQUEL AVAILABLE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
S T R A W B E R R Y x B L U E B E R R Y reviews
Little 5-year-old Sasuke was wandering around the park with his friends and girls fawning over them. Hot day, needs ice-cream. Why did he feel guilty after he bought the strawberry flavor? Because of a certain pink-haired girl of course...First fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha Private All Boys Gakuen! reviews
Sakura's a girl who looks just like a boy, and she loves girls too. Her mom decided to send her to Konoha Private All Boy Academy to cure her boys allergy. But a boy in her school knew her secret, what is he to her? Based on Houou Gakuen Misoragumi. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,485 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Before the Nightmare reviews
The reason why he was still lingering in this world. - slight SaiSaku, AU, prologue to 'Gorgeous Nightmare' by Thirrin73. I have had her permission to do this. Sai's past.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Black Heart reviews
She hold the razor in her hand, "Beautiful..." the sharp object moved to her wrist and she sliced it, but instead of wincing, she grinned. "What is love?" she sang to herself, "I don't know.." she didn't know she has a lot them around her... SakuMulti AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sakura H.
Grey Sky Turns Blue reviews
And maybe some rains and storms. Who knows? Join Sakura Haruno and her newfound friends along with our Sasuke Uchiha into an adventure in the summer. "Those guys will suffer the pain of being a staff." -The Grey Sky's ultimate sequel! AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Sakura H.
And They Meet Under the Snow reviews
BSB OCxBrian friendship. Happy b-day Kat-chan! Note on the bottom! Brian was walking home to see his favorite movie when he has to help a girl he bumped into. Friendship very cosy and little humor. One-shot, no FLAMES, this is a try-out fic! FLUFF! Enjoy!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Complete