Kalen Bloodstone
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Joined 12-04-10, id: 2643432, Profile Updated: 01-19-14
Author has written 10 stories for Artemis Fowl, Inheritance Cycle, Misc. Books, Kate Daniels series, and Norse Mythology.

Previously Aiden Fletcher


More About me . . .


I'm mainly Irish and Polish, with a pinkie finger full of Native American blood, as my Mother says - most likely Cherokee. I'm currently a High Schooler, kicking butt and taking names (huh, yeah right!) while learning how to speak and write in French and sing within a Choir. My favorite hobbies other than writing include photography, Beta'ing, singing, and acting.

Update: I'm coming back to FanFic


More About me, Updated: April 30th, 2013 . . .
Profile, Updated: January 20th, 2014 . . .
Member Since: December 4th, 2010 . . .


Interesting . . .


Only some 2 billion people in the world can read this . . .

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this, psas it on.


Hysterical . . .


The European Commission has just announced that English will be the official language of the European Union. German, which was the other possibility, narrowly missed out.

During negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly this will make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of "k".
This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20 shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer pepl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no
mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und after zis fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German; lik zey vunted in ze forst plas.


Favored Books/Series . . .


The Kiesha'ra series, Amelia Atwater-Rhodes
A Spy Called Michel-e, Amelia Elizabeth Walden
Chronicles of Narnia, C. S. Lewis
The Saga of Darren Shan/Cirque Du Freak, Darren Shan
Pendragon - Morpheus Road trilogy, D. J. MacHale
Artemis Fowl - Half Moon Investigations, Eoin Colfer
Kate Daniels, Ilona Andrews
The Loose Trilogy (The Giver, Gathering Blue, Messenger), Lois Lowry
Ranger's Apprentice - The Brotherband Chronicles, John Flanagan
Wicked, Gregory Maguire
Wild Justice , Phillip Margolin
Percy Jackson - The Kane Chronicles - Hero's of Olympus, Rick Riordan
Beka Cooper - Protector of the Small Quartet, Tamora Pierce


Favored Artists . . .


Adele
Anne Hathaway
Demi Lovato
Ellie Goulding
Evanescence
Flyleaf
Idina Menzel
Jessie J
Kanye West
Ke$ha
LORDE
My Chemical Romance
Paramore
P!nk
Rihanna
Skylar Grey


Disclaimer . . .


I, obviously, do not own the Series in which I write. The world they live in was created by their Authors, but using any of my Characters as listed below, is considered plagiary. The only compensation for my blood, sweat, tears, and time are the wondrous Reviews of the Readers.

Artemis Fowl, An Adventure, with Jon Spiro?: Feminine Drew Prison Guard Drew Mrs. Luna Ambassador Katrina Driak (Dry-acc) Vlad Vulkov Alexei Vernov Jen Klea (Clay) Bloodstone Felix Carlos Lilith Elva McKenry The Valkryie/Lady Val Dr. Snithes Kim Kommando Nasim Faraj Sgt. Balod (Bail-ude) Ellie Nathan Walsh Collin Dell

Artemis Fowl, A Fella and his Mot: Janelle (Jani) Kelly Amy Ashleigh

Artemis Fowl, A Valentines Day Special, Brazil: Jamie Hlord

Inheritance Cycle, Admiration of Redemption: Tãlan Reona (REE-owe-na) Alres Beorn the Edoc'sil Draumr the Hljödhr Eldrvarya-orúm, Tãlan's Sword Oro Jor'len (Jhore-lynn, french J) Adurna Jrean (Jrene, french J) Rauthr Eron’yilsna Iana (EE-ah-na) Eron (Aaron) Ire Gylo Ket Dykyr (Decker) Viladi (Vill-ah-dEE) Zera Karah Lokin's Bianca Earl Gr'llisa (Gehr-liz-ah) Refr Skyhull Kόpa (Kupa) Alres Korial (Core-EE-el) Alres Leren Alres Scar(rlet) Alres Lord Kyra

Inheritance Cycle, Emi: Emi

Kate Daniels, Three Days Earlier: Laverne Lue Kelly

Kate Daniels, Julie, a Goth's Valentine: Alia Dorian Anastasia Kel Aunt Hal Dana Kirin Ciara Jordan Cody Joana Mr. Mathews Andre(i)


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Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11731 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Imperium by Alchemechanist reviews
The bodies in the street left no doubt in his mind about whether or not he would do it. No one had ever survived what he would attempt, but the threat of a world's imminent demise was a strong one, leaving only one option. A terrible change was to come.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,410 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Young and Stupid by RAHbooks reviews
Before Holly met Trouble Kelp or Artemis Fowl, she met someone very important to her past and future at the LEP Acadamy. My OC . Rated T because I'm going to try to get some action in later. HollyXOC, some implied RootXVinyaya
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,963 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Shadows by JackFrost23 reviews
Sometimes being left in the Shadows is bad thing. Alex Rider learns this lesson the not so fun way. He finds that hidden in the Shadows of Scorpia, is his long lost older sister, Lexi Rider Age 21 who works for MI6 and she has been broken.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Destiny by My Beautiful Ending reviews
My name is Aeneid. I thought I was normal 'til I discovered my unique gifts, met the King's Rider, & found a sword in my cellar. My werecat friend tells me I have to save the world. Did I mention the sword was a dragon, & I have no idea what to do? Uh oh.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,570 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Murtagh - Complete
Out of Sight, Out of Mind by obsessivereader95 reviews
Percy's in San Francisco with the wrong memories. What's he gonna do about it? I couldn't find the Heroes of Olympus category. This is my first fanfic. My version of Son of Neptune.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,135 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010
watch his flesh burn by Incendiarist reviews
Strike a match, Little Nutbrown Hare; see the smoke curl upwards? /OC. TW: character death./
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete
The Giants by Pattybuns reviews
A short Poem about the Beor Mountains of Alagaesia.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Complete
Matte Black by Incendiarist reviews
Matte black. Dark. Plain. Cold. Dead. /LukexAnnabeth. TW: character death./
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Annabeth C., Luke C. - Complete
All Of Your Lies by Incendiarist reviews
They will remember the monster inside. And they will remember all of your lies.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
Wandering Path and Bolt of Lightning by Scylla's revenge reviews
My 1st story! Murtagh, Eragon, and Sapihra are met by a mysterious girl who...well, I'll try to make this story as un-cliched as possible. But I have to start somewhere!I don't own the Inheritance cycle. If I did, I'd have published the 4th book already!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Murtagh, Eragon S.
Koboi's Christmas by RAHbooks reviews
TPG contest. Opal Koboi is spending Christmas in the Atlantis Correctional Facility when she receives some unexpected gifts. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Opal K. - Complete
Hoyo de Sangre by Abstract Wonder reviews
At twelve years old, Kate Daniels entered the ring at Hoyo de Sangre. Thirteen years later, Cyclone remembers her. What did she do, to leave such an impression?
Kate Daniels series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Kate D. - Complete
Thou Shalt Not Swear by WolfButler reviews
Artemis discovers a gap in his knowledge and sets out to fill it... everyone else is determined to stop him. The Butler's have a little adventure too...and all of this brings about some interesting consequences.Go on read it... you know you're intrigued!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
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A Fella and His Mot reviews
IN-PROGRESS... Series: Meet Janelle Kelly, the child of the Russian Mafiya itself. Years past she might have bottled up her pain, but now with Artemis Fowl on her arm, she has someone to share her terrible world w/. You know; war, drugs- stuff like that.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Artemis F.
Show and Tell, Easter Style reviews
COMPLETE... One-shot: - Beckett is faced with a hard choice; what to take with him to Show and Tell, on the day after Easter. RE-WRITTEN- Rated: K, Writer of Artemis F./Inheritance Cycle/Kate Daniels fandoms
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Beckett F., Artemis F. - Complete
Admiration of Redemption reviews
COMPLETE... Series: History of the Elf Prince Tãlan. Who led the Elves across the Sea? What led until then? Only time will tell. Pretense of Inheritance Cycle. - Rated: T, Writer of Artemis F./Inheritance Cycle/Kate Daniels fandoms
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,522 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
An Adventure, with Jon Spiro? reviews
COMPLETE... Series: Escaped from Prison? Not likely! Carla helped? No way in the world would that Witch help another... After Fowl again, when will he stop pursuing that child. - Rated: T, Writer of Artemis F./Inheritance Cycle/Kate Daniels fandoms
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,357 - Reviews: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Jon S., Artemis F. - Complete
Three Days Earlier reviews
COMPLETE... Series: The Ape Clans in Rebellion, quite obvious from their actions. Brutes can't be expected to act diversely. But what can you expect? For Kate, its a call from Jim. - Rated: T, Writer of Artemis F./Inheritance Cycle/Kate Daniels fandoms
Kate Daniels series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Kate D. - Complete
Hel, Edited reviews
COMPLETE... Poem: A short poem about Hel, my favorite Deity from the Norse pantheon. - Rated: K-Plus, Writer of Artemis F./Inheritance Cycle/Kate Daniels fandoms
Norse Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Hel, Nidhogg - Complete
A Valentines Day Special, Brazil reviews
COMPLETE... One-shot: In the intoxicating Country of Brazil, Artemis is faced with a challenge like none other. No, not to save the world again; To repatch his relationship. - Rated: T, Writer of Artemis F./Inheritance Cycle/Kate Daniels fandoms
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
Julie, a Goth's Valentine reviews
COMPLETE... One-shot: The premiere of my Kate Daniels Work. - We find Julie once more at School, frivolously preparing for Valentines day. Black hearts, lipstick, and Horses have been edited out. Writer of Artemis F./Inheritance Cycle/Kate Daniels fandoms
Kate Daniels series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Julie
Getting to know this Writer reviews
COMPLETE... Quiz: Want to know Kalen a little more? Here's your chance, so why not take a look. Quiz format. - Rated: K, Writer of Artemis F./Inheritance Cycle/Kate Daniels fandom.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Complete
Emi reviews
COMPLETE... One-shot: Emi, an outcasted Elf, ventures now, roaming lands better left unsubscribed. One fair morn, she's drawn to a Caverns opening. Read forward to unleash the magic... Rated: T, Writer of Artemis F./Inheritance Cycle/Kate Daniels fandoms
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Complete