Author has written 12 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, X-overs, Halo, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Fable, Assassin's Creed, Elder Scroll series, Fire Emblem, and Mass Effect.
"I'm Legojunkie, although you can also call me Stormbringer. Things I like and things I hate… I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future… never really thought about it. As for my hobbies… I have lots of hobbies."
Updating Status: I write when I am feeling creative or have inspiration and have the time. Considering I have to deal with high school, college classes, FFA, 4-H, a novel that isn't fanfiction, working on the farm, baseball, and several other time consuming activities, I don't have the greatest writing speed, and thus slow updating speed. I also prefer to upload multiple chapters at once instead of one at a time and rewrite chapters occasionally.
Me, behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while… eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies.
Repost, If you had this childhood and loved it!
Soundtrack to my life:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
(I am currently unable to do this due to needing a major update to my Ipod's music library.)
First day of school-
Falling in love-
Life is just...Ok-
Getting back together-
Birth of a child-
1. Your real name: Cale
2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Lexac
3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Cal-izzle...Yeah, sure.
4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Purple Wolf. Riiiiight...
5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Clifton S. Vassar
6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Wilca
7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Blue Lemonade...Seriously?
8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): N/A
9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black One-Eyed Jack (Yes, I have a cat named One-Eyed Jack)
Friends or BEST Friend
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and notices that he is the only black man there. As he sits down, he notices a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up
He then said:
But you sir,
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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If you could read that put it in your profile
Normal people: rely on thier local weatherman for weather forecast
PJO fans: Will tell Zeus to make it rain
Normal people: Say OMG!
POJ fans: say OH MY GODS!
Normal people: go to psychiatrist to tell thier feelings
PJO fans: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers.
Normal people: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO fans: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
Normal people: Think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO fans: know that normal people are stupid
Normal people: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO fans: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
Normal people: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vaction
PJO fans: would try to find Camp Half Blood, I know where I'm going this summer ;)
Normal people: don't have this in their profile
PJO fan: MUST have this on profile!
You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make EXPLOSIVE LEMONS!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice!
When all else fails blow it up."
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!
A good friend picks you up when you fall, a best friend picks you up and then trips you again.
A good friend will comfort you when Your Boyfriend breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
I believe DIE BITCH conveys my feelings properly
Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.
You say tomato...I say fuck you.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.
Dealing with Television network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
Perfection is a waste of time.
Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING?
Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?
We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Now, you see? This is why. This is why we can't have nice things, (Insert Person's Name).
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Don't hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with!
Toes arent needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully.
"Therapist" = The/rapist... scary thought
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.
A conclusion is what you reach when you get tired of thinking.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
Normal people worry me.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
Shit happens, find a toilet
Who says beggars can’t be choosers, I could have just robbed you
When life throws you lemons, cut ’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.
When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.
When life throws you lemons, throw them at someone else.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on bad parenting.
Whoever came up with ‘Sticks and stones...’ obviously didn’t take into account the viciousness of today’s youth.
When life throws you lemons, throw them back twice as hard.
When life gives you shit…Put it in a bag and set it on fire.
It takes an idiot to do cool things...that's why they're cool.
If the opposite of Pro is Con then the opposite of Progress is Congress.
There is a fine line between sanity and insanity, and I have white out.
It's a stupid idea, I'll go first.
What color is the sky in your world?
Madness & Sanity are labels given by society...and I am Anti-Social.
I am fluent in three languages. English, Sarcasm and Profanity.
I am right 97 percent of the time, who cares about the other 4 percent.
It doesn't Matter whose on First, I'm holding a F'n steel bat.
There is no such thing as overkill, there is only open fire and reload.
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