Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Halo, X-overs, Fate/stay night, Pokémon, Kingdom Hearts, Assassin's Creed, Elder Scroll series, Fire Emblem, Mass Effect, and Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン.
"I'm Legojunkie, although you can also call me Stormbringer. Things I like and things I hate… I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future… never really thought about it. As for my hobbies… I have lots of hobbies."
Updating Status: I write when I am feeling creative or have inspiration and have the time. Considering I have to deal with College, several other time consuming activities, and the fact that my muse loves to run wild in class but hide when I actually try to write; I don't have the greatest writing speed, and thus slow updating speed. I also prefer to upload multiple chapters at once instead of one at a time and tend to rewrite chapters.
Servants of the Holy Grail Wars
If anyone wants to use one, contact and ask me.
Since Plus signs don't seem to work I'll use *.
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Noble Phantasm: A/A/EX/A/A/A
Independent Action: A (He's the F* DOVAHKIIN! Just try to control him.)
Magic Resistance: B (Get hit with something enough and eventually you build up a tolerance.)
Riding: A/EX when Rider (Frost, Shadowmere, Arvak...and the full Bend Will shout lets you ride Dragons.)
Presence Concealment: C/A when Assassin (The Stealth Perks)
Berserker Only-Mad Enhancement: C (Loss of speech and most higher brain functions, but still semi-tame.)
Thu’um: B (A form of magic using the language of the Dovah. B is the level of the full-grown Dovah. A being the highest tier of Dovah, AKA Alduin and Paarthurnax due to their unique status and Durnehviir due to his age and connection to the Soul Cairn)
Draconic: A (Measure of draconic traits. Depending on the traits affects what gets boosted. Dovah's Soul provides a boost to Strength, Endurance, Agility, Mana, Instinct, Battle Continuation, Bravery, and Magic Resistance. Altria Pendragon would be C with her Dragon Prana, and would receive a boost to her Mana, Magic Resistance, and Prana Burst.)
Archmage: B/A when Caster (His ability to use the five magic schools of Skyrim. B is a high adept level in all schools while A is a master in all five schools of magic.)
Battle Continuation: A (How many can say they have never died when playing Skyrim?)
Charisma: A (Officer in an army, Harbringer of the Companions, Thieves Guildmaster, Leader of the Blades, Archmage of Winterhold, Leader and Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, Has a large number of followers scattered across Skyrim, etc.)
B (A against dragons and dragon related enemies.)
A sword forged to fight the Dovah. The Dovahkiin found it in an old temple formerly used as a home for the Blades, an order of dragon slayers who follow the chosen Dovahkiin but were almost wiped out years ago. Alongside the boost it gains against dragons, the blade also sparks with electricity, giving a shock to those struck by it.
B (A against undead)
A sword empowered with the light of dawn given to the Dovahkiin by Meridia, Deadric Prince of Life when he became her champion and became one of his most favored weapons. In combat, the blade heats up, and burns just as easily as it cuts. The power of dawn that causes this burning is particularly effective against the undead.
A large greatsword discovered by the Dovahkiin while seeking to stop the Dragon Priest Miraak. Forged using unknown methods, the blade is capable of releasing arcs of blood-red energy that can rip apart squads of enemies, a unique ability no other weapon in Tamriel has ever possessed.
A cursed dagger that has a chance of instantly killing the target, even from just a thin scratch. Even normal blows sap the strength of the target. A-ranked luck gives a 13% chance.
Blade of Woe
A symbol of the Dovahkiin’s leadership of the Dark Brotherhood, an order of Assassin’s. Also the blade used by the Dovahkiin to kill the Emperor of Tamriel. Every strike saps the target’s strength, stamina, and magic before using the stolen power to heal, refresh, and/or empower the wielder.
A (A* against undead)
A bow blessed by the Chimer god, Auriel that empowers arrows with the power of the sun, burning struck targets. This effect is particularly effective against the undead. If needed, an arrow can be aimed and fired at the sun, which will cause holy fire to rain down on the area, enough to defeat an army.
Staff of Magnus
Once used by the legendary mage, Magnus, the Dovahkiin retrieved the staff to save the College of Winterhold. A staff that can absorb energy based attacks, magic barriers, etc. It can release the stored energy as a blast that increases from anti-unit, to anti-army, and finally to anti-fortress depending on the amount of energy stored.
Ring of Hircine
Allows the wearer to transform into a werewolf form for 1 hour. In this form strength, endurance, and agility gain a rank up.
A majestic horse’s soul that was trapped in the Soul Cairn of Oblivion, and became a black skeletal horse with purple fire covering its body. Its supernatural speed exceeds that of any other horse and because of it’s nature it cannot be killed, only temporarily dispelled from the world of the living.
One of the three dragons that were allied with the Dovahkiin; Odahviing was the most loyal and the closest friend of the three. A former general for Alduin, the Black Dovah the Dovahkiin was destined to slay, Odahviing was one of the most powerful Dovah alive. Odahviing has extensive knowledge of the Thu'um, which he uses alongside his fangs, claws, and tail to fight the Dovahkiin's enemies.
Note: I think I gave the Dovahkiin a massive advantage in terms of stats, but I think that it balances out the lackluster nature of most of his Noble Phantasms; Odahviing being the only potential gamechanging one, although the Staff of Magnus and Auriel's Bow could be devastating in the right situation. I also think it's amusing that the only class the Dovahkiin doesn't qualify for is the Lancer class, and only because their are no spears or lances that can be wielded in the game.
Kazuto "Kirito" Kirigaya
Alignment: Neutral Good
Noble Phantasm: B
Independent Action: A (He was a Solo Player most of the time, and even when he was forced to join KotBO he only really worked with Asuna.)
Eye of the Mind (False): A (In short, his inhuman reaction time.)
Instinct: A (Also his reaction time.)
Nature of a Rebellious Spirit: A (Solo Player.)
Battle Continuation: C (Kirito vs. Heathcliff final boss battle anyone? Plus Battle Healing Skill.)
Presence Concealment: C (Hiding Skill.)
Presence Detection: B (Searching Skill.)
Wings of the Fairies: A (His ALfheim Wings, duh.)
A sword acquired by Kirito for beating a boss on the 50th floor of Aincrad. Grants a rank up to Strength.
A sword forged by Lisbeth for Kirito to match his Elucidator. Grants a rank up to Agility.
Alignment: Neutral Good
Noble Phantasm: B
Independent Action: C (Although she was the Sub-Commander of KotBO, she later comments how she disliked both her bodyguard and the gradual restriction of her independence.)
Eye of the Mind (True): B (While not having as good of a reaction time as Kirito, she is a veteran at combat.)
Instinct: B (See above.)
Wings of the Fairies: A (Again, ALfheim Wings)
A rapier forged for Asuna by Lisbeth, who claimed that is was a quality she could only reach once every three months. Grants a rank up to Agility.
Yui, a program in Sword Art Online that had become sentient and was adopted by Kirito and Asuna, intervened with the game in a way that would cause her deletion. Acting fast, Kirito managed to convert her data into an in-game object, a necklace, just in time to save her. Asuna wore it 24/7 until SAO was cleared. As long as Asuna wears it, she receives C-Rank Magic Resistance and can survive a single fatal blow at the cost of this Noble Phantasm.
Note: Once again, Kirito has good stats and skills but less spectacular Noble Phantasms. And while Asuna lacks as good of a set of skills, Yui's Heart compensates. I used their SAO weapons because when I think Kirito and Asuna I think of their SAO Avatars, which looked a lot more badass in my opinion.
1. Your real name: Cale
2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Lexac
3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Cal-izzle...Yeah, sure.
4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Purple Wolf. Riiiiight...
5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Clifton S. Vassar. Not bad.
6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Wilca
7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Blue Lemonade...Seriously?
8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): N/A
9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Fargo
Who Am I?
I am the boy...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the boy that people look through when I say something. I am the boy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the boy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the boy that doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, or talking about cars, girls or sex to his firends. I am the boy that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.
But I am also the boy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.The First Kitsukage, Dragon of Time, jinx777, Sam4801, Legojunkie
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Frito's -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how??...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because??...)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a Korean kitchen knife -- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
Friends or BEST Friends
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and notices that he is the only black man there. As he sits down, he notices a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up
He then said:
But you sir,
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Equal Rights: 1 Racism: 0
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If you could read that put it in your profile
Me, behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while… eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies.
Repost, If you had this childhood and loved it!
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.
You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make EXPLOSIVE LEMONS!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
When all else fails blow it up.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
I believe DIE BITCH conveys my feelings properly
Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.
You say tomato...I say fuck you.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Perfection is a waste of time.
Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING?
Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?
We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Now, you see? This is why. This is why we can't have nice things, (Insert Person's Name).
Education is important. School however, is another matter.
Don't hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash honey, I don't live to please you.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with!
Toes arent needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully.
"Therapist" = The/rapist... scary thought
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.
A conclusion is what you reach when you get tired of thinking.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
Normal people worry me.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
Shit happens, find a toilet
Who says beggars can’t be choosers, I could have just robbed you
When life throws you lemons, cut ’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.
When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.
When life throws you lemons, throw them at someone else.
Whoever came up with ‘Sticks and stones...’ obviously didn’t take into account the viciousness of today’s youth.
When life throws you lemons, throw them back twice as hard.
When life gives you shit…Put it in a bag and set it on fire.
It takes an idiot to do cool things...that's why they're cool.
If the opposite of Pro is Con then the opposite of Progress is Congress.
There is a fine line between sanity and insanity, and I have white out.
It's a stupid idea, I'll go first.
Madness & Sanity are labels given by society...and I am Anti-Social.
I am fluent in three languages. English, Sarcasm and Profanity.
I am right 97 percent of the time, who cares about the other 4 percent.
It doesn't Matter whose on First, I'm holding a F'n steel bat.
There is no such thing as overkill, there is only open fire and reload.