Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.
My name is Rachel. I'm fifteen. Need you know anything else?
My favorite books are: Harry Potter, the Hunger Games trilogy, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, the Mortal Instruments, Nancy Drew, Graceling, etc.
My favorite movies are: Harry Potter, Ponyo, anything and everything to do with Disney Princesses, the A-team, the Matrix, etc.
My favorite musical artists are: Queen, Taylor Swift, Boston, Fleetwood Mac, Pink Floyd, Guns 'N Roses, etc.
I am a free spirit. I am myself and I never back down. Try to rein me in and you'll find yourself knocked down; I don't have time for that, I have something interesting to do!
I only ever write Harry Potter fics, I don't seem to be able to write anything else. It just doesn't come to me. My specialties are oneshots, because I think it's beautiful to just capture one moment in a character's life that probably made all the difference to them, even if it was insignificant to the rest of the world.
I actually read your profile! So make it interesting, I want to know about you!
I defy racism. It's stupid, I'm white, you're black, she's asian, who gives a damn? It's like Kingsley Shacklebolt said: "We're all human, aren't we? Every human life is worth the same, and worth saving." (Rowling, 357)
"We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one!
"You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!" -Hermione Granger
"I'm not being 'Rodent', no way, I told you I wanted to be 'Rapier'!" -Fred Weasley
"Like I said, you'd be mad to try and rob 'em." -Rubeus Hagrid to Harry Potter, regarding the Goblins of Gringotts, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
"Mr Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
First think of the person who lives in disguise,
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -Inigo Montoya, the Princess Bride
"I don't understand these things people do. That's why I read books." -Me, at dinner, at camp one week when a bunch of the other girls in my group kept switching seats to sit next to certain people.
-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Crazy4Moony, GryffindorEncyclopediaOfPotter,
-If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.
-If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His Son, then copy and paste this in your profile.)
-If you’re obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever burst put laughing in a quite room, add this to your profile.
-If you have ever gone around poking random people copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever ate a lot, I MEAN ALOT of candy then got REALLY hyper and ended up with a tummy ache. Copy and paste this into your profile.
-You don't care if you're not popular, you just are who you are. Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Gaara's weakness, Gaara's-Demon-Girl, Crazy4Moony, GryffindorEncyclopediaOfPotter,
-You're always hyper, I mean really hyper! Copy this into your profile.
-You have said something stupid and your friends laugh at it, Copy and paste this into your profile.
-You have said somthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.
-You have sung stupid/funny songs out loud, while skipping too. Copy and add this into your profile.
-You have done somthing stupid/dangerous with your friends/family members or alone, add this into your profile.
-If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
-One of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
-If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should spontaniously combust, burn to death in a fire, be fed to hungry lions, or die any other form of painful death, copy this into your profile.
What part didn't you understand? The N or the O?
Life sucks, and then we die.
I like your approach, let's see your departure.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Warning: Survivors will be shot again.
Two lefts don't make a right, but three do.
I had a dream, and in it, something eats you.
You go girl, and don't come back.
A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.'
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Curiostiy killed whoever got in my way.
I don't get mad..I get even.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more
Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.
If you have/had a really scary crush on a book, game, or anime character, copy and paste this into your profile then add the names of the ones you like: Fred Weasley
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a conversation with someone else in your head, then suddenly started talking to them out loud, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.
If you would more likely fall in love with a dictionary than with a person, copy/paste this to your profile.
If you have been called eccentric and/or enigmatic before, copy/paste this to your profile.
Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."
Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous. Famous members include Harry, Ron, Hermione, Albus Dumbledore (head of Hogwarts), and Minerva McGonagall (head of Gryffindor).
Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."
Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable. Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).
Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."
Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.
Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."
Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
Try Not To Cry
Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do (I have 118 right now.) Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is barking at everything that moves because 'damn, why can't I be more like Sirius!' (Crazy4Moony's add) Crazy is dancing naked to Prison Trilogy in your kitchen at three-thirty in the morning while daddy. mommy and sissy sleep (Youparonoidbf's add) Crazy is wearing a Gryffindor robe everywhere you go for a good solid week. Crazy is when you have three whole journals full of Harry Potter character profiles. Crazy is not speaking to your sister for nine days because she borrowed the 7th Harry Potter book from you without asking. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH MMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just saw the finale, and it was AMAZINGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT now I'm totally sad, because no more books, and no more movies :'(. Though, I'm going to say something that I want ALL of the fandom to get into their heads: HARRY POTTER IS NOT OVER. It will never be over, until the last fan dies. And the fans will never die, because we'll just keep coming. We need to pass the love of this amazing series on to our children, and they'll pass it on to their children, and so on. There will always be someone out there who will pick up one of the books, or play one of the movies, for the very first time, and they will be the ones to keep our world alive. I call it our world, because by now the Wizarding World doesn't belong to just JK Rowling, or Warner Bros., or anybody, really. It belongs to all of us, because we are the ones who've made it all possible. We stuck with Harry through Thick and Thin, and that will change when hell freezes over. So, I won't tell you not to be sad, because that would be hypocritical, but remember: HARRY POTTER WILL NEVER DIE.
My Time at Hogwarts: T. Riley Scamander is about to start her first year at Hogwarts. With classes, pranks alongside the fabulous Weasleys, and dealing with her idiot brother (Aiden, a Slytherin) ahead of her, she's in for one wild year! Warnings: lots of cursing. Mentions of Cedric/O.C. (Probably. I may or may not actually put that in, but it'll definitely show later in the series). Riley won't have much to do with the Trio; I'm showing a different side of Hogwarts. The name will probably change at some point, I think it's kind of boring. I'm really sorry I haven't updated, I had writer's block and then I was out of town! I'll probably be writing and posting as much as I can over the summer, which may or may not be very much.
I'm Going Home: T. The last moments of a girl who fought and died in the Battle of Hogwarts. Fred Weasley/O.C. Warnings: language and character death.
In the Afterlife: K. Harry has died a natural death, and finds himself back at the mysterious replica of King's Cross. This time, however, he is ready, and someone else waits for him there... Mentions of character death, naturally. (Oh, come on, they're all really old!)
Black as Night: A series of moments taken from the horrible home life of Sirius Black. Mostly oneshots. WARNING: swearing, violence, abuse. I began the story with the beginning of the life whose darker tales I'm telling: Sirius' birth. I also started with that because I wanted to show a different side of the story. I'll admit, I absolutely hate Walburga Black, because I find her views on Muggles and Muggleborns loathesome, but I think people focus too much on Sirius' feelings with this. Imagine how hurt the Blacks were whenever Sirius expressed his hatred. I mean, Walburga spent hours in labor with Sirius, only for him to go against her and run away when he was sixteen.
Head in the Clouds: K. This is what happens when James interrupts Lily's daydreams...
You Like Him: T. Draco is supposed to be studying in the library with Pansy, but he just can't seem to keep his eyes off of our favorite hero.
Plastic Spoons: Lisa Turpin's desk partner, Lavender Brown, will not shut up. Lisa snaps. Based on something I did in my Driver's Ed class.