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Joined 12-05-10, id: 2644678, Profile Updated: 05-05-13
Author has written 17 stories for South Park, Harry Potter, Big Time Rush, Twilight, Hunger Games, and Les Misérables.

Please take the poll!!!! I mean it, I want your opinions, even if I won't listen!

Age- is but a number

Religion- technically Catholic, but more of a "whatever, Jesus saves" sort of person

Flaws- I'm so amazing that sometimes I make everyone else jealous of me.

"Interesting" Traits- slight dyslexia, slight OCD, slight ADHD (okay, fine, I cannot focus at all!), a tendancy to quote Shakespeare (and Starkid and Mean Girls) at inappropriet times, the will to give up, bent pinkies, odd toenails, blonde hair, a zit on my chin, fat thumbs, and a plethora of other stuff

Fan Fiction Pet Peeves- Clato stories where Cato is in love with Clove and volunteers to protect her. Those annoying Harry Potter Mary Sues that Draco always falls in love with. Bad grammar. Bed spelling. When an entire summary consists of "What if...", "First Story", "No Flames", or any combination of those. When people write a story as one big paragraph or with no space between the lines.

Also, in my personal opinion, A Very Potter Musical/ Sequel is the ONLY place where Dramione actually works.


Self Help Sites

Tired of people calling your OC a Mary-Sue? Or out of place in the era? Try these sites!

Baby Names (type in year of birth)-http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/

Popular American Culture (this directs to the 1970s/ marauders era but there is more and there is a bit on Europe)-http://kclibrary.lonestar.edu/decade70.html

Major Events (this is a wikipedia, but it's better than nothing, and it's for the year 1970, but you can search for more)-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1970

Popular Fashions (these are for the 1960s-1980s, but there are more)-http://www.fashion-era.com/1960-1980.htm

Best Mary Sue Test- http://www.katfeete.net/writing/marysue.html


Stories!!!!!

Anything for South Park or BTR or HP is on Hiatus indefinently.

Undecided, For Now- Is Gale OOC? I don't know, but that's how I think that he would act. I feel like he talks a big game, but if it actually came down to it, he wouldn't actually defy the Capitol because of his family. I don't know, maybe I'm just being neurotic. This is on hiatus due to laziness.

A Trap Might Work- Is Cato too OOC? I know that he is a little OOC, but it's AU and I always thought that he wasn't quite as brutal as everyone says he is. I don't know, I'm probably just being neurotic again. But still, R&R :)

The Friend Zone- For an OC submission, PM me. I'll be updating soon, I think.

What's in a Sue- I'm looking into posting it on another, stabler site in light of FF staff's recent SYOT purge...

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Our Little Lives by Concetta reviews
Two lives converge beyond the barricade. *Slight extension of chapter 54, chapter 55 in progress!*
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 102,580 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Eponine, Enjolras
Guilty Pleasures by True Love's Kis5 reviews
Collection of Hayffie one-shots R&R
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,508 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
OC oneshots and such by xSaphireRainsx reviews
Welcome to the wonderful world of OC oneshots. You can find any type of OC here, and a lot of single chapter shitty adventure what not. Some of them are like my oneshot The White Umbrella, or just a fucked up adventure where a girl rapes some random guy in the ass with a shovel. Who knows, this is south park we're talking about. -No OC limit-
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,391 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011
Can't Be Up To Me by ErikaRiley reviews
Despite his best efforts, Stark finds her creeping into his thoughts all the time, and April's realizing that the thump from her fall out of his good graces hurts more than she'd expected. I dropped the rating back down to T...for now.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,658 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - April K., R. Stark
Lovers' Games by fooboo24 reviews
Who were they to know they were doomed from the very start - that their imminent deaths were what would make them realize their feelings for each other? Cato/Clove. Clato. Hunger Games!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
How To Make A Decent Tribute by Wingbeats on the Wind reviews
Like the title says, it's a guide to making a good tribute. Just come in and check it out. You might find it enlightening.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012
Dragged to the Depths by Serendipity302 reviews
She was the most beautiful creature that God had ever created but there was also something unnatural about her, something which seemed to contradict everything else. The story of Philip and Syrena.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,122 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Philip, Syrena
Paranoia by Sugarbubblegum333 reviews
Are all the things in Tweek's mind real? One-shot for SouthParkFan8's Halloween contest.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Tweek T., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Autumn Sky by Gamma Orionis reviews
A story of Andromeda's choice to leave her family, based on the songs on the Blackmore's Night album "Autumn Sky". Written for xBeautifulTragedy's "Make An Album Into A Story" competition. Black sisters, Andromeda/Ted. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,869 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Road Unknown by Scared-Like-Me reviews
Sam's been thrown out of his own house, and is squeezed into a single bedroomed Motel with his family, and this his road to security, and stability and the chance at love with a pretty special girl- the road that nobody saw coming. Samcedes. Rated T.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,949 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Mercedes J., Sam E.
A Very Umbridge Sequel by gypsy rosalie reviews
Very Potter Musical/Sequel. Umbridge's fears that she's getting 'chubby' turn out to be something more wonderful...her Mama WOULD be pleased! But can she straighten out her own chil'rens? And will that Harry Potter and his friends ever leave her alone?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,613 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Dolores U., Firenze - Complete
Drabble Fics by moonlitelm reviews
So far: StanKyle, CartmanWendy, KennyKyle, CartmanClyde, ClydeBebe, WendyBebe, CartmanButters, StanWendy, SheilaLiane, KyleButters, KennyWendy, ShellyIke, ShellyTrent, ShellyStan, KyleIke, CartmanKyle - many others as well now.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 13,726 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010
A Tale of a Mermaid by Purple Eyed Cat reviews
Far from the Fountain of Youth, a young minister's wife is the subject of rumors. Could they be true? Spoilers for OST. One-shot. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Philip, Syrena - Complete
The Missionary and the Mermaid by Enchantable reviews
As difficult as it was for her to be saved by a human, it was even harder for him be saved by a creature he previously had not thought existed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Syrena, Philip - Complete
The Mermaid and the Missionary by RoseWeasley3 reviews
"Ask." Her voice, her sweet honeyed voice, beautifully melodic to my ears, the only thing I could hear. The only thing I wanted to hear.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Philip, Syrena - Complete
Second Hand News by loveadubdub reviews
He doesn't care about the Finchel drama. Or that Finn and Quinn are too stupid together to even have a nickname. It's all so dumb, and he doesn't know why no else notices. Probably because they wouldn't know a real problem if it kicked them in the balls.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sam E. - Complete
Like father, Like son by Kylelover101 reviews
Randy and Stan, realize they do have a father-son bond
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Stan M., Randy M. - Complete
They Took Our Lives! by It'sAllGooeyAndSticky reviews
Contains language. The students of South Park discover something has gone wrong with there lives. Their discovery threatens to ruinn perfect relationships. Blame the Mole.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Christophe, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Five Plus One by moonlitelm reviews
Five times Butters Stotch helped other people, and the one time someone helped him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Butters S. - Complete
Ten Reasons Why I Ship EK by Foreword reviews
Instead of always having to explain or defend my reasons for why I ship the way I do, I can send people to this piece. Be happy, people.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/17/2011 - E. Stabler, K. Stabler - Complete
Lady of The Flies by Canadino reviews
Because you know all that stuff on the island wouldn't have happened if all the characters were girls. fem!AU, no pairings, briefly mentions a Gary Stu. T for language and mentions of menstrual cycles.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Umbridge: After 'A Very Potter Sequel' by NRC reviews
Title says it all. AVPM/AVPS compliant. If you haven't watched the musicals, please don't read this - it gives spoilers and you won't get the jokes. Drabble. FIC CHALLENGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Firenze, Dolores U. - Complete
Hopes and Dreams by IHeartSam reviews
A story of Faramir and Eowyn as their relationship blossoms into something special. I do not own LOTR of any characters recognised herein...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,583 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
American Idol is Falling Down by ohx3itsmagic reviews
Ever read the book Wayside School is Falling Down? Check out this twisted version, with our friends from American Idol, season 8.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Complete
Oppressed by Love by Jade-Ocean333 reviews
Jacob and Leah have spent six years struggling to survive as a pack. Told through Leah's swearing, violent, and somewhat depraved mind, a story of promiscuous vampire spawn, egocentric werewolves, and the fight to break free of the chains formed by love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,515 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Remembrance by Minor Ramblings reviews
One day, Eowyn was surprised to realize that when he said "As you wish", what he meant was "I love you"... er, wrong fandom. Anyways, a post-RotK Eowyn remembers the day she realized that she and Faramir were akin to one another.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir
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Moments reviews
13 moments in Finnick and Annie's relationship each in 105 words or less (or your money back!).
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [Annie C., Finnick O.] Finnick and Annie's son - Complete
Forgive Me, Friends reviews
By some miracle, Enjolras survives the barricade. However, Joly will not tell him how. With the preservation of his life a mystery, Enjolras sets out to discover how he got to where he is and where to go next. Eponine joins him as she tries to fall out of love with Marius and break away from her father. E/E, E/R, J/M/B, etc. Warnings inside.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine
The Princess Bride reviews
Hermione was born in the small country of England. The family's hired hand was Ronald Weasey, but she never called him that. That day, though, she was amazed to discover that every time Ron said "as you wish" he really meant "I love you". And if you cannot decipher the general plot of this story from that, you have horrible taste in movies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Occasionally reviews
Occasionally, Snape allows himself to dream of Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Where Plot Bunnies go to Die reviews
I have realized that I do not have the amount of time, brain capacity, or extra limbs necessary for making every idea that comes to me a full fleged story. This, my dear readers, is where all of my plot bunnies shall now go to be shot by Gale/ Liam Hemsworth. R&R.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Cato, Gale H.
Undecided, For Now reviews
AU- Katniss and Peeta died the previous year. Gale and Madge are selected for the 3rd Quarter Quell. Gale is determined to come out alive. Madge knows she has no chance of winning. Can either find a way to win, or is it already a lost cause? Gale/Madge, mentions of Katniss/Peeta and Katniss/Gale.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,853 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Gale H., Madge U.
A Trap Might Work reviews
"I knew not to trust the Game Makers. The rule change was for those stupid Star Crossed Lovers of District Twelve, not the killers of District Two. And the Capitol was just the same." An AU Clato three-shot about how winning isn't always the right goal.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,552 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
How it Ends reviews
A sad attempt at some HG humor featuring Cashmere and some OCs. "Cashmere was really aiming the knife for Ross's vocal cords because all that she wanted in the world was for him to shut up".
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Cashmere - Complete
Woes of the Imprinted reviews
Some want someone else, some want a real job, and some don't want their children to have the same fate, but they all want out. One Shots about different imprintings. Anti Imprinting, slightly anti Twilight/ anti Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Rachel, Leah
Dear Blank, Please Blank reviews
Pretty much the same idea as the website, with some angst, humor, romance and just about every genre on the list. Except for western... R&R, please, bitte, porfavor, placet!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011
Sanctuary of the Doomed reviews
This wasn't quite what she expected when she heard the word "Sanctuary". For SouthParkFan8's Halloween horror contest.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Bebe S., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
The Friend Zone reviews
Dumb boys go for dumb girls. Smart boys go for dumb girls. You know what the smart girls get? Cats. OC high school
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,830 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011
Whats in a Sue? all about how to have a healthy OC reviews
Is your character at risk of becoming a Mary Sue? Here's how to help avoid the fate of many Harry Potter OCs and stories. How to be interesting, but not overbearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,210 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - OC - Complete
One at a Time reviews
During a major black out, the Palm Woods guests find out they're stranded with a killer. Who is it? Why are they doing it? Will BTR survive? Mostly friendship, but slight BTR/OC. I do not own BTR.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,150 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Why We Got The Laws of Gravity reviews
"Yeah, maybe Carroll's really trying to poison us so that Hufflepuff can win the house cup" suggested Alicia as Oliver continued to glare. "It's not that far fetched" he said in a surprisingly serious voice. OW/OC, FW/AJ, GW/KB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Oliver W., OC
Moving On reviews
What if Lily had survived that tragic night in Godric's Hollow too? How would they have coped? SB/MM, RL/NT later , HP/GW, RW/HG, LP/? on Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Off To Camp We Go reviews
The South Park gang is heading off to camp. However, now that they're teenagers, they get to be the counselors. What trouble will this crazy gang manage to find? An OC story.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,818 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010